Iraqi. Gamer. Geek. Geriatrician. Greyhound owner. Reader of books. Father who knits and crochets. Massive Jean-Michel Jarre fan. The artist formally known as GeriatricGamer on Twitter.
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Last Notes npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian THE IDEA: set the alarm for 6 AM to wake up nice and early to walk the dogs and enjoy a comfortable coffee and breakfast before leaving home for work at 07:45 AM. THE REALITY: woke up at 05:30 AM. Farted around on the Amiga and PC until nearly 07:00 AM. Now rushing to shovel in a piece of toast and coffee before I leave home for work at 07:45 AM. This happened the last time I was working a weekend shift too. Maybe next time eh? npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian #knitting friends. I’ve stayed up way too late to get this Jarre jumper body to reach 16 inches in length. Not stopping there, I’ve joined the sleeves and made the raglan decreases, meaning the Equinoxe yoke is now ready to begin. Tomorrow! Wish me luck, not only is the pattern untested, but it was also designed by my 12 year old son 😅 I *think* it’ll look good in the end but I’m worried the stitches are too small so you can’t really tell what you’re looking out. We’ll see I guess. https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/117/181/500/684/011/457/original/21c1b4c153580c7c.jpeg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian CONFESSION: I will happily use knots for whatever reason in #crochet. I will categorically never use knots for whatever reason in #knitting. I don’t really know why. It’s irrational but it is what it is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Crops from the garden ☺️ I’m absolutely besotted with these stubby carrots 😍 #garden #gardening https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/117/180/118/173/225/847/original/5e08673da5f385a1.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian It’s shot day today but for some reason my last injection site is still bruised/tender. Not infected or anything, just a lingering bruise with mild pain. Hopefully today’s shot won’t be the same 😅 #mounjaro #weightloss npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Sea of stockinette… One more inch to go. #fml #knitting https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/117/175/105/546/683/339/original/5663ae0efba5aa7e.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Me. It’s me. #yarn #crochet #knitting https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/117/152/110/076/889/593/original/48a0e164da7bfca1.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…g388 \o/ npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian It got darker where we live but couldn’t really see the moon covering the sun using a colander. Not sure if it’s because sky wasn’t completely clear or there were trees in the way. But I was lucky enough to see a totality in 1999. I was still in Iraq and the north was in the totality path, and it’s an amazing sight to behold. npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Now that the crochet blanket is done, I’m focusing on #knitting my custom-designed Jarre jumper, before seeing him live again in Amsterdam in October \o/ The design is based on the artwork for Equinoxe, his 1978 stunner of an album. The idea is that these watchers will be circling around the yoke of the jumper. My son designed the pattern for the yoke so I hope it works 😅 Currently I’m in the boring Sea Of Stockinette™ body phase, 8 inches done, 8 inches to go 🙄 At least the sleeves are done already. Onwards! https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/117/078/842/441/262/688/original/bdc3b2306ddb2eb2.jpeg https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/117/078/842/897/844/330/original/2aa844c4dbac3919.jpeg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…hmka it looks like this. Every other row is one colour, just like standard. The rows that have two colours (there’s never more than two) are done using same methods as tapestry crochet (not sure if you’ve done that before?) but with the scs and dcs done exactly like mosaic. So the real difference is knowing how to make a row of tapestry, which is quite simple once you figure out a way to keep the yarn from tangling. As for knitting and crochet, there’s a term for us: Bistitchual 😅 I taught myself to knit 18 years ago, and decided last year to learn crochet. I found that it was very easy to learn because of my knitting experience. I initially didn’t like crochet then it clicked and I love it for blankets and big stuff. Knitting remains my first love though, I prefer how the fabric looks. I’m surprised your knitting friends didn’t get on with crochet. What is it that you find impossible with knitting? https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/117/078/274/508/902/369/original/599402483f8704df.jpeg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…5lvw me too! I only taught myself last year so this shows you how not very complicated this is! Have you done any mosaic crochet at all? The one with just two colours? npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…5lvw it actually isn’t too bad, the worst bit is the double border which is tedious. Thank you! npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Mother-in-law mosaic tapestry #crochet blanket is finished! Started this just over two months ago, it’s a Christmas present that I hope she’ll like. This was a huge labour of love, as I’ve never done tapestry before so had to learn on the fly 😅 I hope you like too ☺️ Some stats for nerds: 43,848 stitches, equating to 109,536 yarn overs. 75% sc, 25% dc. Equating to 109,536 yarn overs. 3841 metres of yarn (almost 12 x the Eiffel Tower) 1.2 kg weight. Thumb tips: very numb! https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/117/068/083/223/665/371/original/e3d578e313924249.jpeg https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/117/068/084/166/543/615/original/331a31d0d9e40056.jpeg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Me: sometimes I like to knit or crochet mindfully. Her: what do you mean? Me: have you noticed how I sometimes really slow down? That’s because I enjoy watching the yarn turn into stitches, mindful of every move. Her: oh. I thought you slowed down because you’re just not very good at it. Me: 😳 npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian This damn mother in law #crochet blanket has completely worn out my Addi swing size 4 hook 😅 Here it is next to a smaller size so you can see just how damaged it is! I’ll get a replacement once I’ve finished the cursed thing, then keep this one as a memento. I might frame it haha! https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/117/066/273/266/655/288/original/36bdfef23fa11ad4.jpg https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/117/066/274/110/019/588/original/b06265b406dd90f1.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian There can really only be one place to lie down in the whole house, isn’t that right Thumper 🙄🙄🙄 #dogs #greyhounds https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/117/064/384/889/252/351/original/ece60baebe5e447d.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian I’ve always wanted to #crochet the monarch butterfly cardigan but my wife categorically refuses to even consider wearing it 😔 So, I’m gonna make it for a friend! She’s Burmese, and is incredibly stylish (they all are to be fair) and she absolutely loves that I can knit and crochet. I saw her yesterday at work and she told me she keeps telling people that there’s a processional knitter among us all 😅 So. I figured I’d surprise her with this sweater one day. I just need to somehow figure out her size and what colours she likes without actually asking her either 😅 The latter I can figure out from the amazing clothes she wears each day. Not sure about the former though… https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/117/046/921/288/452/275/original/3989734f318ec168.jpeg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Why couldn’t this have happened at the hospital where I work damn it 😂😂😂 https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/grim-reaper-wales-hospital-denbighshire-b3027735.html npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Please be admiring my Tower of Power… #crochet #knitting #yarn https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/117/026/439/967/475/002/original/0ed331dfa3677104.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…dall I can’t remember if it had difficultly levels? npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…dall I am so envious. You get to experience it all for the first time. npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…dall try to solve it all blind. It’ll blow your mind. npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Mother-in-law tapestry mosaic #crochet blanket progress update: 182 rows complete. 58 left to do. That’s not including the double border 😅 It’s three quarters done so I can definitely see the finish line now! 💪🏻 I hope to have this finished in the next couple of weeks or so, then I can focus on my Jarre jumper knit, which has to be completed before the 21st of October, which is when I’m seeing him live in Amsterdam! Next update will be when this blanket is finally finished 😁 Wish me luck! https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/988/230/609/368/790/original/c8bcdb5efaf3dcce.jpeg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian This evening’s #nowplaying #music is one of the greatest debut electronic albums ever, and one that really helped popularise the Big Beat genre that dominated the 90s. https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/976/873/014/401/916/original/8ac952b4fa92d109.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Arrived today. Must build soon. #lego #pinball https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/930/701/657/512/277/original/b25d283853d5c90d.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Question for older (gen x and beyond) UK people out there: Do you like puffins? And, if so, do you think it’s because of Puffin Books, who seemed to have published all the good books we read back then, like Roald Dahl. Because I really like puffins and I don’t know why (never seen them IRL) so I was wondering why, and I realised that it’s very likely because of Puffin Books and their logo that was ubiquitous when I was growing up. Just a thought 😅 #books #reading #bookstodon https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/903/255/361/272/617/original/4cb6404540adda82.png npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Mother-in-law #crochet blanket update: Six weeks after starting, I just finished row 121 of 242, so officially 50% done and now it’s all downhill from here! Hook for scale. I’m going to take a break from it and focus a little bit on my jumper #knitting, which is just a sea of stockinette now. https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/902/449/126/259/923/original/a78c333afea8e70e.jpg https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/902/449/952/040/416/original/6ac6904b2f0249f7.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Friends, please allow me to share with you a recent #music discovery, that being the album Rósín Machine by Rósín Murphy. You might not recognise the name, but she was the lead singer of Moloko, who had a huge hit in 2003’s “Sing It Back.” This solo album from 2020 is a house disco masterclass. https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/890/317/044/117/953/original/52b15638ce9d5476.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Talking of mothers in laws, I'm very tempted to turn her #crochet blanket into a narrow runner to put on my recliner 😅 Don't you think it looks much better here than in her house as a blanket? Yes? Thought so. https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/878/859/078/672/451/original/2298002170b93f38.jpeg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian I have no idea how this ended up here and I don’t want to know… https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/873/943/772/348/046/original/6ae13fd64a215e12.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian It’s my birthday today and my mother-in-law found me the perfect birthday card 😂😂😂 #knitting #crochet https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/873/689/190/310/603/original/954b6ea0a871445f.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…dkgl I was fully cognisant then and I remember those days well! Unrelated but here’s the artwork from another late 90s thing, Mike Oldfield’s The Millennium Bell. Spot the difference 😅😅 https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/860/234/564/603/946/original/d5ba9bfbbe3d7931.jpeg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Reader friends: I tend to read a lot on my phone, especially at work or waiting in the car etc. Is the Xteink X3 or X4 worth it? I like the X3 as it sticks to the back of the phone, but both devices seem a bit too small. At home I read on a Kobo Libra Colour (along with pBooks obviously) and I’m a big fan of e-ink hence the question. I thank you. #bookstodon npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…an5s yes and they look so much better on CRT. This was something that initially surprised me when LCDs and more modern monitors came out, realising that the artists of the time were creating things that looked good because of the display limitations of the time. npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian I never knew #ScanlineSunday was a thing until just now, so here’s The Bitmap Brothers’ Gods from 1991 on my Atari STe. https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/828/302/794/535/097/original/2aecc956e1091886.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Mother-in-law mosaic tapestry #crochet blanket update: The first main diamond motif is finally done! It’s made of 46 rows and was a bit of a trial by fire for me as this is my first tapestry project, and only my second mosaic one 😅 This motif repeats twice more in the blanket so we’re not even half way yet. Onwards!! https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/824/696/434/308/308/original/14df0c72a2c68491.jpg https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/824/698/869/667/447/original/c06683f4882a265c.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian My wife tells me that she would happily display her mother’s blanket on the reverse side, she says she thinks it makes a lovely pattern. I’m not sure I agree 😅 Reader, what do you think? #crochet https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/801/315/602/971/310/original/b3e5726ffd8a3adf.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Whenever there’s a heat wave in the UK I’m reminded of my time in Iraq in the 80s and 90s My brother used to joke that, if there was a heaven and hell, then hell would surely just be in Iraq. No need to go any deeper 😅 My friend sent me this photo from there in 2018. https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/797/929/311/985/031/original/81137f3eed53fa51.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian It’s done. Took an hour 😭 I might’ve said before, but I hate casting on 😒 #knitting https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/782/528/704/812/803/original/23084804a8d0b691.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Deep breath 😭😭😭 Send help. #knitting https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/782/119/003/349/329/original/bd77864b83fcf579.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian I’d like to suggest a new #knitting concept: The Reverse Yarn Chicken. This is when you tell yourself you’ll stop knitting once the yarn runs out, but it just keeps going and going like it’s never going to end. I swear this skein has looked like this for the last 400 stitches. https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/775/698/049/889/566/original/3be432ecdc4e8227.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…mdts haha yeah. This isn’t super wash either, it’s 100% wool. But it expanded on washing! I never bothered with swatching, or if I did, I did a tiny one and didn’t wash it. I learned the hard way the error of my ways when I finished a jumper for myself and it came out looking like the image on the left. It was terrible. I managed to felt it to size through pure blind luck (it lost some stitch definition but looks good I think) so I swore after that to always swatch and wash and block the swatch 😂 This is a bespoke custom jumper I’m making now so I want to make sure it fits and doesn’t end up being a poncho haha. https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/753/513/354/574/288/original/f9df386afbb46f57.jpeg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian You see children, this is why it’s so important to make a swatch AND wash and dry it before you start working on your #knitting or #crochet project! (Both sleeves knitted with exact same yarn and needles, the one on the right was used as a swatch so washed and dried, it’s over 1cm wider!) https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/750/144/888/723/841/original/04a70f63c6cb2c75.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…vn5k https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/748/381/344/522/197/original/7a9a8b1c2667f44a.jpeg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…vn5k here. You can admire mine while you wait 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻 Did you get this same set thing? https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/747/691/846/084/132/original/429521a40921c13c.jpeg https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/747/692/646/676/474/original/bdb3e00d87cce859.jpeg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian I just completed this amazing tapestry #crochet row, 195 stitches long…. In the wrong colours. https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/736/345/662/491/363/original/6850980eb433fc10.mp4 npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian New job comes with a laptop from the 80s by the look of it so I used that as an excuse to get this 😅 #atari #retrocomputers #retrogaming https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/731/760/975/985/062/original/10506fad049c904c.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Get a #greyhound they said. They’re dignified and regal they said. #dogs https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/730/194/577/361/266/original/af194dfcd46385c6.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…whvf you sure it wasn’t “the old hospital?” npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…whvf you ever seen the before though? npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Trust the NHS to surprise you with shit you’ve never seen no matter how many years you’ve been on this planet 😅 https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/724/881/558/523/394/original/da78f86f7d2eb707.png npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…vn5k yup. My wife is the same. It’s their way of keeping us busy and quiet. I’m on my third Afghan for her 🙄 And my mother in law has joined in also 🙄 npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…uvy4 oh, loads. I live in the UK and that’s very multicultural. And I work for the NHS which has a very high number of brown and black workers, so we naturally meet white people there. Like my wife ☺️ npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…9zp0 BLOCKED™ npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…9zp0 I’m gonna pretend the shear/sheer typo is a clever pun 😝 I was like that with scissors too until my wife got me my first pair of lefty ones. So, so much better to use! I’ve got a small pair for knitting etc but they sometimes don’t cut as cleanly as I’d like, hence the lust for the storks… I’m hopelessly left-handed. Can’t do a single thing with the right. npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…9zp0 hah! Not heard that term before. Are you a fellow southpaw? npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian I really want to buy one of those embroidery stork-shaped scissors but I can’t find a left-handed one for a decent price 😭 npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…m5rq yeah I agree with you. Not existing in representation feels better than this forced tickbox diversity BS. Squid Game did verge into trans stuff though, and I wonder how trans people felt about that. npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Morning musing: Despite being in a mixed-race marriage (I’m Iraqi & my wife is English), I don’t like seeing mixed-race couples on TV. For some irrational reason it bothers me. I’ve never understood why. It just does. I think it’s because it feels a bit contrived. Anyone else? Or just me. npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…8r69 MARRY ME npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian My heroes https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/690/293/064/401/516/original/b03bf39b29160bce.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…vn5k yeah I’ve got big hands too and there’s no cramping so I guess it’s a matter of experience as you say. And finding that magic hook/yarn hold that doesn’t cramp. I haven’t done regular tapestry but mosaic is just the usual stitches (blsc, fldc) but with a second yarn carried behind them. So there’s nothing different to normal crochet that can induce cramps. Not sure if regular tapestry is any different. npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…vn5k it’s not that bad, it’s much simpler than stranded knitting to be honest. Have you done tapestry already? npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian So. My mother-in-law was really impressed with my mosaic #crochet blanket she asked if I’d make her one. I stupidly said of course whatever pattern you find I’ll make. So she found a tapestry mosaic one 😅 I’ve never done tapestry crochet before. So here I am past midnight learning 😅 https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/688/802/527/153/159/original/3649c8665486c124.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…4ds9 see. npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…9zp0 wow it’s like looking in a mirror!!! npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…gkhd did you see the video of how I use them? I think it’s because I knit weird haha. npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Since someone asked and I made a video for them, here’s how they look in action. Remember, I’m left-handed and I knit very similar to Irish cottage knitting, meaning the right needle hardly moves 😅 https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/670/977/786/726/147/original/2f15de6c5019ab9d.mp4 npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…35la yeah it’s a life saver for me! I don’t like DPNs, I prefer magic loop or CrasyTrio, but I have this laddering issue like you. The only way to solve it is the extra stitches. Just a word of warning though: doing this shifts the join so you’ll need a BOR marker as it will shift along also. npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian They also hilariously look like little animals when I put my stitch stoppers on them 😂😂😂 https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/670/362/273/220/703/original/e98a04bbe71ae6ca.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…35la I know what you mean. To combat it, try knitting an extra two stitches with your current needle before moving to the next one. Have you tried that? Removes that border completely. npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Decided to reattempt #knitting my custom yoke design sweater sleeve/swatch but this time on 9” circulars. I’ve forgotten just how much I enjoy using these, once you figure out a comfortable way to hold them you just go round and round. Also, I still think they look hilarious in my shovel hands 😅 https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/670/021/777/439/509/original/93ff5a4f036fab33.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian I’ve known him for 30 years and he’s very close so I’ve told him to his face that he’s a big idiot. He just shrugged and laughed it off. The plonker… Imagine not playing a game because it has entirely optional, erm, options to modify its difficulty. Weirdo. npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian A friend of mine won’t play Mina The Hollower because it has modifiers to make it easier. When I pointed out to him that it also he can just ignore them, or heck use the modifiers that make it harder, he said, and I quote: “Nah as long as there’s an easy option there is no fun…” What an idiot. npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…m5rq BLOCKED™ How long for? npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…whvf New place. Local hospital, substantive not locum. No idea what possessed me... npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…m5rq I thank you. npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Good morning. Tomorrow I am back to gainful employment, thus ending two glorious months of unemployment, where I went on long walks with my wife, knitted, crocheted, read books, built LEGO, listened to music, played video games and had a glimpse of a future that's currently just out of reach. *cries in first world problems* npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian #crochet friends, I have severely underestimated just how much of a Yarn Monster the waffle stitch Afghan is! This is how wide it is after one 100g skein (230 metres) finished, about 7 cm wide 😅 It needs to be around 150 cm 😅😅😅 But it such a beautiful stitch so I’ll allow it. https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/664/773/788/500/240/original/7d99437283bfa2c8.jpg https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/664/774/851/035/737/original/3d8331b8c8b12ad0.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian What even is this. Honestly 🙄 #dogs #greyhounds https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/657/400/251/305/920/original/1fd9d64d7b589949.mp4 npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Good morning ☺️ It’s our 18th wedding anniversary today 🥰 I mention this because, I can never remember how long we’ve been married 😳 But! I do remember how old my eldest son is (17) 😅 So, every year I add one to his age and that’s how long ago we got married 😁 Life hacks, right? npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…8hvu three for you because my goodness that looks super fiddly!! npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian I’d like a medal please, I just finished a 294 stitch foundation double crochet row. If you’re a knitter, think of it as casting one and knitting the first row of 294 stitches all at once. Heroic, right? npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Talking of music, as convenient as it is to stream from the phone to bluetooth headphones, and yes they sound amazing, but you really, really can't beat a proper setup with a good CD/LP player, amp, and headphones. I tend to build LEGO where my hifi system is and, wow, does it sound much better. I haven't done this for over a year so it's nice rediscovering details in music I've listened to a million times on the phone, but not yet on CD or vinyl. And, yes, I still buy CDs and LPs. npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…0cyd wow some amazing heavy hitters there! I know all the artists but not listened to any of their albums. Out of those, which single one would you recommend? npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…ckvq you know I’m glad you said this! I always worry that people who follow me for other interests get fed up of knitting and crochet posts, which is why I always hashtag them so they can block if needed 😅 Thanks! npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…wg9p oh well. His music is still ace though. npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…6sfk thanks. My other foot can wait haha. This is cotton yarn. Was it you that warned me about cotton yarn? I can’t remember what the warning was. Does it stretch or shrink or something? npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…wg9p does he want to chuck all us darkies out of the country he hasn’t lived in for 30 odd years? npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Single papaya sock finished #knitting now! These are the socks I shouldn’t have cast on, as I have a scarf on the needles already and I’m Proudly Monogamous™, I only did it because my wife dared me to and pride is more important than monogamy 😅 Not making the 2nd until the scarf is done. SO THERE https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/636/153/419/348/226/original/ed427e64877f6f45.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…wg9p good album but I don’t like it all. npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian I had to make the dog walk last longer so that Jarre’s Oxygene 3 could finish. Which made me think, what albums do you have to play start to end with no skipping & definitely no stopping until the very last note? For me: it’s anything Jarre. But his albums tend to be written as whole pieces. You? npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian @nprofile…vn5k not an Italian one? npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Can you guess what famous London address I’m building out of #lego this evening? https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/630/786/782/496/626/original/8d0d57934aa74a3b.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian And the award for the most inconvenient place to lie down goes to…. #greyhounds #dogs https://mstdn.games/system/media_attachments/files/116/629/750/195/760/590/original/0a0504667002c567.jpg npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Good morning. Today marks exactly one year since I started #mounjaro for #weightloss. To mark the occasion, I’ve written a blog post about it. I hope you have a read and please let me know your thoughts. Bonus: you get to see before/after photos of your favourite Iraqi friend! https://www.alialsawaf.com/post/817490946004500480/weight-loss-diary-the-one-year-anniversary npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian I made a #knitting mistake so stupid yesterday and unfixable that I couldn’t even frog the stitches back. Reader, this morning I had to cut the stitches off the needles and I’m now ready to hand my knitting badge in and go cry into the stash of yarn. npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian Is it wrong to be sat inside #knitting while the weather is 28 degrees and sunny? Asking for a friend. npub1hjdl0u4trzged02y2mh7ew5uazu62kr8g7ysk9fpk0szh69q3vyq94spga Sobtanian I’m still waiting for transparent tech to come back.