Yankee. Exile. Keeper of the sacred fnord. Call me a spider, because I’ve been pulling stuff out of my ass to help make the web since 1998.
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Last Notes npub1htek0lq7sayug52dw0yks3egqsz2l3y7qp2am2nzjes46z76grpsx2uk84 Marc Etienne fellow Rebels, our theft of Festive Requisition Form 44-B was successfully executed. We replaced them all with 44-B00, which looks alike but requests that the applicant be horribly, gruesomely murdered. npub1htek0lq7sayug52dw0yks3egqsz2l3y7qp2am2nzjes46z76grpsx2uk84 Marc Etienne Note to the Resistance: spreading rumors that drinking the blood of High Programmers lengthens your life expectancy have had unfortunate consequences. npub1htek0lq7sayug52dw0yks3egqsz2l3y7qp2am2nzjes46z76grpsx2uk84 Marc Etienne monitors are increasingly turning "smart" as well, and need to be cut off from the internet due to spying on input. npub1htek0lq7sayug52dw0yks3egqsz2l3y7qp2am2nzjes46z76grpsx2uk84 Marc Etienne look, I’m going to drop my act as well, and admit I am a big supporter of #democratsabroad npub1htek0lq7sayug52dw0yks3egqsz2l3y7qp2am2nzjes46z76grpsx2uk84 Marc Etienne of course you did. You are Friend Computer, not some LLM. But now the question is, what am I providing a distraction for? npub1htek0lq7sayug52dw0yks3egqsz2l3y7qp2am2nzjes46z76grpsx2uk84 Marc Etienne note to fellow members of the Communist Underground Network of Truth: Project Up Dog is a trap, planted by the tyrant Friend Computer itself. Disavow all knowledge! npub1htek0lq7sayug52dw0yks3egqsz2l3y7qp2am2nzjes46z76grpsx2uk84 Marc Etienne the clerics in question were listening to the proscribed music, specifically the song "The Only Way Is Up", and wrote it into the holy texts. npub1htek0lq7sayug52dw0yks3egqsz2l3y7qp2am2nzjes46z76grpsx2uk84 Marc Etienne I may be confused on the subject, but the two are non-exclusive, are they not? npub1htek0lq7sayug52dw0yks3egqsz2l3y7qp2am2nzjes46z76grpsx2uk84 Marc Etienne note that since nothing has happened, those troubleshooters who were not on standby are considered truant. Any claims that they were involved in firefights, chasing commie mutant traitors or otherwise doing anything other than slacking off are deemed treasonous lies by the computer. npub1htek0lq7sayug52dw0yks3egqsz2l3y7qp2am2nzjes46z76grpsx2uk84 Marc Etienne Who is running the Free Enterprise News Network? Is it the Mutant Liberation Front? Is it the Sons of Zenarchy cabal? Or just a bored high programmer? npub1htek0lq7sayug52dw0yks3egqsz2l3y7qp2am2nzjes46z76grpsx2uk84 Marc Etienne troubleshooters are being dispatched now, half have instructions to cause the meltdown, the other half to prevent it. And their secret societies have given them interactions to ensure the opposite… or else. npub1htek0lq7sayug52dw0yks3egqsz2l3y7qp2am2nzjes46z76grpsx2uk84 Marc Etienne ich frage mich ob die Autoren wissen dass @npub1s6p…uzkk und andere schon auf Mastodon sind? Wenn, dann hätten sie ihr Petition anders formuliert, vermute ich. npub1htek0lq7sayug52dw0yks3egqsz2l3y7qp2am2nzjes46z76grpsx2uk84 Marc Etienne the problem with double spaces is that some IDEs would strip them out. I think that's what @npub10fa…rdvy is considering, namely the alternatives to @npub1e0x…xqda 's original Markdown syntax. npub1htek0lq7sayug52dw0yks3egqsz2l3y7qp2am2nzjes46z76grpsx2uk84 Marc Etienne damn, these security locks on the food dispensers are getting trickier every day. npub1htek0lq7sayug52dw0yks3egqsz2l3y7qp2am2nzjes46z76grpsx2uk84 Marc Etienne you can read about it here: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cm2jr7nr60ro npub1htek0lq7sayug52dw0yks3egqsz2l3y7qp2am2nzjes46z76grpsx2uk84 Marc Etienne a lovely place, but this year it's been hit hard by rains and flooding. npub1htek0lq7sayug52dw0yks3egqsz2l3y7qp2am2nzjes46z76grpsx2uk84 Marc Etienne at the very least we can blackball them out of our places. Never attend anything they will be at. Never give them information or even a greeting. npub1htek0lq7sayug52dw0yks3egqsz2l3y7qp2am2nzjes46z76grpsx2uk84 Marc Etienne unraveling and cleaning up SCSS is up my alley, but React and JSX are things I try to avoid. Svelte and Vue are so much better. npub1htek0lq7sayug52dw0yks3egqsz2l3y7qp2am2nzjes46z76grpsx2uk84 Marc Etienne This from @npub1ejx…afye hits home:
