Cardinal Directions

Always good to help the little ones reach the higher shelves
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2024-04-23 17:43:46

Fruit on pizza I'm down with. Mayo on pizza is gonna take some convincing, but I don't really like mayo to begin with.

2024-04-19 23:01:40

Six year old daughter who always French kisses you before she has to go to school.

2024-04-17 18:05:54

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@npub1ftf…k0a9 The push towards both video and social media was pretty deliberate

2024-04-16 18:57:24

Little five year daughter who likes to sleepily suck on your cock while watching her tablet

2024-04-16 14:13:46

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Like people squicked by cousin relationships are downright quaint to me.

2024-04-16 14:12:10

"And then he married his cousin! Eww!"
1. Cousin marriage has been common for centuries
2. Actual genetic concerns between first cousins is minimal
3. You are just jealous you don't have hot cousins

2024-04-16 13:24:23

Seven year old daughter in just a mask and black leggings walking across the floor on all fours, pretending to be a cat

2024-04-15 17:02:59

Sometimes it's nice to just imagine a better world

2024-04-15 15:45:42

Pedo mom who likes to grind on your cock while telling you her plan to seduce the neighborhood children for you to fuck

2024-04-14 05:45:09

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@npub1sf8…79z0 Humans are too headache

2024-04-13 17:29:19

Teenage daughter who likes to send you pics of her and her friends' bare asses while you are at work to cheer you up

2024-04-11 18:56:37

Pedo mom sucking you hard in preparation to fuck your little ten year old brother up the ass while she jerks him off

2024-04-09 19:13:23

Eight year old girl who passes you a note asking if you like her

2024-04-09 19:00:46

>Adding child sex mod to game
>Monopoly
>Park Place replaced with Epstein Island
>If owner goes to jail for any reason, they are removed from the game

2024-04-08 17:37:12

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@npub15rh…n3my @npub1rx4…djag Yeah, even lolicon artists regularly have things considered a bridge too far, sadly.
And quit censoring the good bits, Japan! Fuck!

2024-04-08 17:35:11

Little eight year old sister standing triumphantly naked on her bed with her hands on her hips, wiggling her ass back and forth, teasing that you want it but you can't have it

2024-04-08 03:07:50

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@npub1r2a…mhkx "Oh wow, wild, haha, OMG, can't believe anyone would want something like that..."

2024-04-06 11:01:30

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All of pedi just held together with chewing gum and prayer; to what I don't know

2024-04-06 10:46:42

MAP instance that is somehow defederated from itself

2024-04-05 18:09:58

Little eight year old sister who wants to show her friends this really cool white slime they can make just by playing with your cock
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2024-04-04 17:53:06

Games coming out largely bug-free at launch should be kinda standard.

2024-04-02 16:48:50

I feel like hedonism really just doesn't get enough defenders.

2024-03-31 22:28:20

Instance with mandatory porn avatars

2024-03-31 03:57:51

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2024-03-17 22:53:30

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@npub1cnj…h5ng Right. Talk to them about it. Explain it to them. Make some with them.
Okay, maybe not the last one.

2024-03-12 16:38:50

A kid randomly hugging you will just make your whole day.

2024-03-12 16:10:31

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@npub1dyw…x322 What's problematic is something that evil living that long

2024-03-12 16:03:27

Women fucking little boys is just such a beautiful artistic subject

2024-03-12 15:39:09

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@npub158s…2gcr Or at the very least sharing a room with people who also like disgusting shit

2024-02-24 05:48:37

Sister who is happy to share her daughters with you sexually so long as you promise to help her make more

2024-02-05 17:46:56

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@npub1z5t…vrw8 @npub1asx…e9gc Nothing interesting from what I renember

2024-01-26 17:43:29

Having a daughter who is a doctor and a daughter who is a hooker and being equally proud of both.

2024-01-19 00:30:04

"It was around the time I was writing up the rules for how dolphin psionic powers integrate into their mech design that I considered I was overcomplicating my incest fantasy rpg."

2024-01-19 00:04:16

Pedo commune? I'd like to do plumbing. Why? Cause I like plumbing, man.

2024-01-16 15:18:29

Young teen daughter who has been very helpful since the accident left you unable to walk by giving you blowjobs every day, since she knows the look of your little girl's lips wrapped around your cock makes you so happy.

2023-12-30 14:56:58

It's good to kiss babies; the babies enjoy it, but remember before kissing the baby you need to wash your hands and face thoroughly.

2023-12-28 15:10:06

Hot tub with lgf

2023-12-28 02:56:37

Making sure your son has correct posture while gaming by insisting he is wearing his thigh highs, cat ears, bell collar and vibrating butt-plug before starting to play.

2023-12-27 00:30:51

I hate when fantasy and science-fiction writers can't think outside of modern family and gender dynamics.

2023-12-23 02:14:38

Teen girl whose dad eats her pussy every night and treats with basic respect, so she is happy as a clam and cheerful as all get out.

2023-12-21 19:45:13

Getting your son a midnight snack
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2023-12-20 16:47:24

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@npub19kn…0fes Wait, they harassed jocat off the Internet? That sucks!