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Phoenix-area infosec nerd looking for work. 8ish years of experience in the life sciences, 5 of them in an MSP. #nobridge #fuckice #nazisgethit #ACAB

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2026-11-02 20:57:48 GMT

I'm writing up a draft email to threaten legal action to get my final two invoices paid.
I need to keep reminding myself that this isn't Joshua Harrison, me sending the email; it's me as a business and I need to act like it.
It's strange to me not having an "organization" as a shield and actually doing this shit myself. It's also keeping me in a near-panic with anxiety, even with my meds.

2026-10-28 00:38:48 GMT

WOW THIS FIGHT
Probably the longest I've seen refs let two huge dudes pound each other in the face standing.
#HNOM #canes #bruins

2026-10-26 23:57:43 GMT

It's crushing me how hard it is to job hunt in my niche bullshit skillsets without hitting AI somewhere.
It's literally fucking near impossible.
My options are, and have been, "starve/die or adopt AI."

2026-10-21 21:44:51 GMT

Anyone hiring?
I don't even care what it is anymore. I'll work it to the best of my ability regardless of what it is. I just want to live.
Compliance readiness?
Vulnerability management?
Just plain-old IT?
All of it? I've done most of it.
I just also enjoy affording food, a roof over my head, and not feeling like my life is a step away from homelessness at all times. I don't ask for much.

2026-10-09 18:51:29 GMT

So my contract may be cut short because I've exposed just how not prepared for an assessment they are. (I'm under the assumption that I am there to get them to that goal still! But I had a meeting with the EVP of Legal, HR, and Government Affairs about what what I'm seeing and what needs to be done. She said we may take a "pause" after my current batch of work to reassess their position and readiness, to which I obviously offered my literal expertise in doing so. I'm already here!)
I'm new to CMMC, but I figured things out fast. It's essentially just 800-171, but fleshed out into a whole framework.
I went over the assessment objectives step, by step, by setp; I then realized quickly that they are not even remotely ready for an engagement by a C3PAO.
I brought my findings to them as I'm enumerating, documenting the current state of the environment (as far as I can see it, as I haven't gotten a network diagram yet, and still waiting to get the whole org's set of policies and SSP); I'm really taking this seriously as life or death. (because for me it is!)
It sounds and feels as if I'm in between a power struggle about how the preparation should go and the EVP of Legal and Government Relations is on my side again given what I've presented so far and how I think we should proceed.
I thought this was what I was there for, but I think some power dynamics between departments are showing and they're reluctant to give up power/access/whatever to allow me to help best.
Sigh.

2026-09-27 20:35:18 GMT

You fucking pieces of shit.
They pulled me aside in security, and made me empty everything. (in front of me, nothing left my sight)
I didn't know that they went through my shit. I'm furious.
TSA are as bad as pigs.
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/117/344/911/481/171/478/original/e29c6f5c83645e1a.jpg

2026-09-23 01:03:06 GMT

Great first day, wasn't given admin access to Entra, Intune, or anything.
ON PURPOSE
I'm at the, "I don't do everything myself." stage of my career already. What even is this?

2026-09-20 07:14:42 GMT

Southwest fucked me good.
I booked with a company card, but it didn't have MY name on it.
So they didn't let me board. No call. No cancelation. No email. Fucking nothing.
I get to the terminal, start typing in my confirmation number, and nada. It's like it doesn't exist.
I go to the counter and they said my ID needs to match the card. The fuck is this imaginary bullshit?
I get on the phone to support and I'm on hold for 30 fucking minutes, to then be told I need to buy the tickets with a card with my name on it.
Sure, I've been laid off for almost a year. Let me JUST CONJURE UP MONEY YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

2026-08-23 11:57:42 GMT

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@nprofile…ds0l What I wouldn't give to meet that dog lol

2026-07-25 21:55:35 GMT

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@nprofile…eqsh
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/982/843/548/230/873/original/6355d9cbb403f1ae.png

2026-07-23 22:28:13 GMT

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@nprofile…9mf3 He said, "Yeah, and I'll fucking do it again too."

2026-07-16 17:08:57 GMT

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@nprofile…ynf4 I will dedicate my life to ending everyone in that company from top to bottom if I ever find them in my devices or my friends/family.
It will be my origin story and it will be worthy of being written about.

2026-07-14 17:29:56 GMT

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@nprofile…44dh "bruh did you see my new upgrade to my trading card? lol"

2026-07-07 16:36:19 GMT

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@nprofile…m7l3 that was a great read.

2026-06-17 18:58:42 GMT

So that contract opportunity ghosted me.
Someone please hire me. I just need to live.
I'll flip burgers.
I'll pull a plow in the fields with my own two legs.
I'll wrangle carts in a Walmart parking lot when it's 115 degrees(F) out.
Please.
I can learn and do anything.

2026-06-17 01:43:30 GMT

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@nprofile…44dh lol the fucking damage I've sustained and remained in flight is bonkers, you're right. 🥹

2026-06-16 22:49:18 GMT

That time I got the best compliment I've ever received in my life and it still makes me feel less shitty lol
@nprofile…44dh
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/762/222/457/505/535/original/10ed1c91f839cfe4.png

2026-06-16 00:42:56 GMT

Anyone in the Phoenix area (East Valley, but whatever) need a dogwalker/sitter/kitty/cuddler?
https://www.rover.com/sit/joshuh33693
#phoenix
#arizona
#petsitting

2026-06-05 09:40:31 GMT

Okay, so now I'm rationing my zoloft because in my survival mode I forgot to taper off for longer.
Going from Xmg 1*day, to 1/3 Xmg 1*day.
I am going to fucking SUFFER the next couple weeks lol

2026-06-03 07:52:15 GMT

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@nprofile…2v4z "Askar said they notified GitHub one hour before disclosing the bug and noted that they chose immediate public disclosure due to a prior negative experience with Microsoft's security response process, in which a previously reported VS Code bug was silently fixed without credit or acknowledgment of the security impact."
Microsoft is just swinging for the fences now.

2026-05-29 09:30:42 GMT

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@nprofile…ds0l I know exactly who...I mean what to feed them.

2026-05-29 04:58:06 GMT

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@nprofile…gu7x OH NO
So anyways, anything important happen today to anyone important?

2026-05-29 00:22:49 GMT

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@nprofile…2v4z Can you please stop carrying water for them and using their marketing language in your articles? JFC it's disgusting.
They didn't delay the rollout to the public for any other reason than marketing, which you are doing for them right this very moment.
Repeating their bullshit "for the safety of the public" fuck right off.

2026-05-27 19:24:00 GMT

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@nprofile…ds0l :8bitrainbow:

2026-05-26 09:54:12 GMT

THIS is a thing we all thought about, and I don't know if I've ever seen it quite vocalized before.
(as usual, Cory is slamming it hard and deep again)
#nevent1q…7cmm

2026-05-23 16:57:09 GMT

Uhaul is collecting pictures of customers to check out vehicles now.
Where's that data going? The fuck they need your picture for?

2026-05-21 03:26:19 GMT

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@nprofile…ds0l I am so sorry this is what you have to go through.
It's a similar tale over here in the U.S., but to varying degrees in some pain points than others.

2026-05-19 06:05:52 GMT

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@nprofile…ds0l @nprofile…qr9h REALLY glad I'm not in charge of vuln management for fleets of endpoints right now.
But, really sad that I'm not in charge of fleets of endpoints right now.

2026-05-14 09:31:58 GMT

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@nprofile…ds0l I would pay real dollars to hug that floof lol

2026-05-14 08:32:03 GMT

Amazon is the first to get the pitchforks and torches IMO
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/571/997/489/065/834/original/4faa3ade2f2156b6.png

2026-05-12 09:27:20 GMT

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@nprofile…2v4z Those LMS shitholes need to be slapped with fines into nonexistence and their platforms be given up as FOSS.

2026-05-11 18:39:50 GMT

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@nprofile…ds0l I know this is entirely unrelated, and it's really embarrassing, but I've just now read your name and realized it's "a bad idea."
The 0x literally made me almost blind to the fact there's words there all this time lolol

2026-05-10 19:13:10 GMT

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@nprofile…h3hp this is such a monumental nightmare.
People don't even realize the damage this is going to cause.

2026-05-10 04:48:02 GMT

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@nprofile…3qha 😢

2026-05-09 06:27:31 GMT

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@nprofile…ds0l I heard this like, "ALVIIIIIIIN" (Not sure if you know what Alvin and The Chipmunks are...lol)

2026-05-05 19:46:29 GMT

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@nprofile…2v4z TIL Daemon tools still exists and people download it.

2026-05-05 05:30:39 GMT

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@nprofile…p9u9 "Why would you post this up on youtube?"
Marcus: It's the best platform for posting videos
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/520/322/756/636/086/original/a60d14fe25b7e588.mp4

2026-05-04 19:46:31 GMT

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@nprofile…44dh @nprofile…r3m4
Do they still host Stormfront? I can't keep up with all of the Nazis, but cloudflare does seem to LOVE them.

2026-05-03 21:40:45 GMT

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@nprofile…a4ar @nprofile…vs6a Yes, it's in the "woodchipper feed" aisle.

2026-05-02 09:25:20 GMT

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@nprofile…xm25 @nprofile…f8cg can't be hacked if you're redlining your shitty little thinkpad until it explodes.

2026-05-02 09:23:33 GMT

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@nprofile…ds0l @nprofile…yzy8 Man, the idea of a treasure trove of pirated shit sitting on what people believe are blank discs, which these days are pretty much fucking cuneiform tablets by contrast.

2026-05-01 20:21:35 GMT

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@nprofile…nmr0 You can just say Israel.
It was Israel that wanted everyone to murder them before.
It's Israel still drooling at the thought of mass murder and genocide now.
It hasn't changed.

2026-04-29 21:47:54 GMT

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@nprofile…44dh
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/490/192/342/478/469/original/ac7eb6f1c4521b0a.png

2026-04-29 19:30:37 GMT

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@nprofile…ds0l Oh no! I always worry about this myself; or worse, my dog being the one that did the biting.

2026-04-29 16:42:00 GMT

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@nprofile…9mf3 Bohr approved of this as a matter of fact.

2026-04-27 20:48:20 GMT

Listening to that former pig whine about pigs having their information on the internet being "targeted."
Lolol and straight up lying about the intent behind broadening the definitions and posting of people's pictures.
He's literally attempting to make it so you can be charged with a misdemeanor for posting someone's picture, but saying "no prosecutor would actually do it." (paraphrased)
Pigs should be barred from running for office for life. They lie every time they open their disgusting mouths.
I didn't catch his name. Pigs aren't people anyways.

2026-04-27 18:47:31 GMT

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@nprofile…6klr I figure as much, as as volatile as I am out here, I'm treating this as a professional engagement. (obviously)

2026-04-27 18:33:20 GMT

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@nprofile…6klr Done!
I probably should have done written testimony, but I'm feeling spicy.

2026-04-25 05:44:05 GMT

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@nprofile…klpy lol and signed into jdownloader? (it looks like)

2026-04-24 19:41:40 GMT

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@nprofile…3qha Yeah, those principles aren't allowed publicly. (I share them with you 100%!)
If I can stop giving money to Israel so they can stop being Nazis, I will at every opportunity avoid giving Nazis funds to continue their quest of wanton death and destruction.

2026-04-24 08:20:34 GMT

I want to thank everyone that's tried to help me in any way these past 2 years. (JFC my life has been this fucking awful for this long? lol)
It has been noticed and I love you all.
Got some good leads on some positions I hope. 5 or so if memory serves me right, and an old coworker of mine sent me $300 on venmo unprompted and hasn't talked to me in 4 years since we last worked together.
It's little shit like this that I think stacked the scales in favor of survival the other night. I was legitimately walking into the desert with only a bottle of water. I'm ashamed, but I think airing it is important so that I don't repeat the mistakes of my brother.(s)
I hadn't eaten in a couple days, was feeling especially down, anniversary of my best friend's death a few years ago, blahblahblah long story short is that I decided I'm going out my way before my unemployment runs out and I end up on the streets. I'm not proud, but it's what I was thinking.
I'm fine now, promise. I am aware of this fight every single day lol I almost lost is all. Sorry, everyone.
Reiterating that I love you people here. You matter.

2026-04-23 20:40:55 GMT

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@nprofile…vuvh @nprofile…8rue $10k/course?
So they can help Nazis murder people in my country?
SANS can burn to the ground.

2026-04-23 20:34:59 GMT

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@nprofile…vuvh @nprofile…8rue Fuck SANS.
Fuck ICE.

2026-04-19 03:36:21 GMT

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@nprofile…3qha as a descendant of the French, I approve of this post.

2026-04-18 22:35:13 GMT

So, anyone want to hire me? I'll work for 50k, you basically get a $150k IT/Infosec nerd for free at 50k
It's better than starving to death.

2026-04-16 09:34:58 GMT

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@nprofile…ds0l I would pay monies to hug that gross, drooly, adorable, boi.

2026-03-02 23:49:25 GMT

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@nprofile…44dh @nprofile…rh4q @nprofile…eqsh I see so fucking many of these in the Phoenix, AZ area.
So. Many.
I don't understand it. They're not even good. I wouldn't take one for free.

2026-02-17 03:16:58 GMT

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@nprofile…9mf3
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/116/083/799/878/460/008/original/e5cf605a70eeb668.jpg

2026-02-13 19:48:47 GMT

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@nprofile…h3hp "We spent millions and millions on a superbowl ad supporting fascism and Nazis "accidentally."
We're good now that we had it pointed out to us that we're supporting fascism and Nazis! I swearsies!

2026-01-26 02:07:19 GMT

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@nprofile…acpk @nprofile…29kj I think that's a steal for 600!

2026-01-20 20:50:50 GMT

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@nprofile…44dh Security community to devs:
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/115/929/399/144/276/003/original/3ef6436df73feaf6.png

2026-01-20 04:51:19 GMT

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@nprofile…29kj be safe, man. These people drive like psychopaths here in AZ.

2026-01-17 02:21:36 GMT

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@nprofile…f86m cool, another legal threat that has no teeth.
I'm sure they'll stop breaking the law any moment now.

2026-01-13 02:05:03 GMT

Really hope I find a job soon. That anxiety is a brewin'.

2026-01-11 19:47:18 GMT

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@nprofile…5tj6 @nprofile…58vg I'm never going to forget their idiocy regarding goaltender interference that contributed to the Bruins being knocked out of playoffs 2 seasons back. (2? 3? I forget lol)
The NHL is disgustingly inconsistent, doesn't punish criminally violent trash like the Panthers' Bennett purposefully injuring players, the sexual assault scandal players, etc.

2026-01-11 01:28:58 GMT

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@nprofile…3qha @nprofile…addk I want to get my son, my girlfriend, and anyone else that will come with me the fuck out of here.
I haven't even found work yet from being laid off in October, and while I'm okay right now, that won't last.

2026-01-06 16:56:22 GMT

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@nprofile…29kj oooooh! That's awesome though.

2026-01-04 06:16:04 GMT

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@nprofile…29kj see you when you get here!

2026-01-04 03:00:54 GMT

About to try Del Taco for the first time 🌮🤤

2025-12-28 23:34:04 GMT

Second interview tomorrow meeting members of the team I'd be joining. I'm nervous because I haven't worked since October when I was laid off.
I feel like I don't even know how to IT anymore. I know it's not true, but I feel like it.

2025-12-18 14:32:02 GMT

Rise and shine from Virginia! This road trip is the hardest thing I've ever done in my life.
Walking to CVS for us, we're both sick and can't stop.
Virginia is lovely, btw. We're at a hotel across from Radford University, and mountains. Everyone is super nice.

2025-12-10 17:54:13 GMT

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@nprofile…p7lw oooooh I like this!

2025-12-10 17:30:34 GMT

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@nprofile…p7lw https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZHQObOWTQDNU6R1_67000Dx_ZCJB-3pi
For those that want to see a cool overview of the math beneath it all.

2025-12-05 15:48:07 GMT

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@nprofile…hs9x
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/115/667/742/493/818/536/original/e912127b944368e9.jpg

2025-12-03 18:25:51 GMT

LinkedIn, where..."your salary should be reduced if you're not in office..."
TFOH hahaha
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/115/657/037/625/538/024/original/cd359b2b51d1fc82.png

2025-11-29 05:11:44 GMT

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@nprofile…p7lw @nprofile…vlfx @nprofile…d7ka hahaha I came here to show him the same thing!

2025-11-29 05:10:59 GMT

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@nprofile…p7lw
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https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/115/631/263/476/320/963/original/451a5f0d1f73fd0c.mp4

2025-11-27 16:34:17 GMT

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@nprofile…mrzh I was obsessed with these, because we did not have a pc. We were poor.
So I would go around on trash day looking for things people threw away. I built a bunch of computers this way as a kid lol

2025-11-26 23:16:06 GMT

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@nprofile…p7lw fuck you take it from my cold dead hands

2025-11-18 16:27:07 GMT

Do I got anyone on here in an infosec/IT/Networking hiring role that can look at my resume and absolutely rip it apart for me and just dunk on me publicly so I can fix it effectively? lol
halp plz
#fedihired

2025-11-17 14:34:08 GMT

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@nprofile…wezk
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/115/565/530/126/234/342/original/8a6175aa9f6571a2.jpg

2025-11-14 18:07:02 GMT

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@nprofile…zds5 @nprofile…889j Empathize with the Ukrainian people, but pigs are still pigs.
ACAB doesn't stop being true in a conflict.

2025-11-10 19:25:19 GMT

Job hunting, and LinkedIn went down >_<

2025-11-10 18:27:56 GMT

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@nprofile…t9fa I heard this meme aloud.

2025-11-05 18:04:24 GMT

Is anyone out here looking for candidates for IT/sysadmin/cloud infra type work?
I got laid off with a bunch of GREAT people that I will fully vouch for and I want to help land them something great.
Ping me if you want to talk to any of them and/or see some resumes. M365/Azure experience, Okta, AutoTask, Datto, Connectwise(eww!), tons and tons of exposure to many different tech stacks on-prem and cloud. They're seriously the best people I've ever worked with and will personally stake my reputation on them.
(I am not currently looking too hard myself as I am going for infosec roles for when I get to Arizona and settle into my new home!)
#FediHire #fedihired

2025-10-30 08:44:39 GMT

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@nprofile…mrzh @nprofile…nydn but juvenile colossal squid! So cute and terrifying.

2025-10-15 19:34:46 GMT

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@nprofile…j4xh well if the shit you took is measured in the same way tornadoes are, I'd say!

2025-10-05 13:36:43 GMT

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@nprofile…6058 pigs in general are piss-poor "warriors" and they're only successful at brutality because fighting back is "illegal."
They're always shooting themselves, each other, and negligent discharges galore. Leaving firearms in bathrooms, vehicles, etc.
They're bad at everything. They're fucking clownpigs.

2025-10-04 21:36:28 GMT

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@nprofile…4dwe the overwhelming banality of the recruitment of gestapo-disappearing wannabes during a broadcast of a cherished sport, which is arguably "the most American" of them.

2025-09-04 18:49:25 GMT

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@nprofile…k0zs at my girl's house, I'm up NW of Boston until our move. I love it down here in the Bristol area.

2025-09-04 16:27:05 GMT

Take off from a ship? Buzzed over the house low AF
https://media.infosec.exchange/infosec.exchange/media_attachments/files/115/146/946/812/768/408/original/9ac8ddfb33b2b8c2.png

2025-08-12 22:52:10 GMT

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@nprofile…4dwe it's our failing that we let a fucking bloated rapist even run in the first place.
We should have thrown him into a hole after January 6th, not let him run again.

2025-08-12 14:42:34 GMT

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@nprofile…gqp6 It's amazing to me that we have decades of lessons learned, and you don't need to be an expert in these lessons to know of them.
They ignore them, give "AI" agents permissions that they have no fucking business having, and wonder "Why is this shit being exploited? Is this a new threat?"
No. It's the same overprovisioning of permissions and lack of controls we've been fucking battling since...*check's notes* the 90s.

2025-08-08 06:10:33 GMT

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@nprofile…d2rl Back in high school a friend did a semester in Australia and I was blown away back then.
2000 or 2001 or so, for context.

2025-08-06 15:40:43 GMT

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@nprofile…f9kf Thank you! I just posted about this more vaguely and didn't see this yet.

2025-08-06 13:50:06 GMT

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@nprofile…gqp6 @nprofile…rtth Someday I'll make it out there for summer camp, someday. (been saying this for 10-15 years, even before I officially worked in this field professionally)

2025-07-31 00:34:45 GMT

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@nprofile…gqp6 Need anything? lol

2025-07-29 17:59:13 GMT

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@nprofile…qz4x I know I tell you this almost monthly, but I really love the artwork you pair with these articles/threads.
They're perfect.

2025-07-27 03:08:50 GMT

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@nprofile…skc4 it's sad, because it academically is super fascinating and has potential to develop into or contribute to true AI, but this is SO FAR from it to the point of being comical. It's mind boggling to see millions of people think this is even remotely close.

2025-07-26 21:18:28 GMT

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@nprofile…skc4 I do think this is true.
The caveat is that I think this is true in the DISTANT future. Like, when I'm ready to retire/quit the industry.
This "AI" now is just really, really, complex math being weighted and leaned on by us. It's not true logic being used. It's just mimicking our own collective bullshit that it ingested, then told what to "do" with it in weird transfers, tokenized vectors in fucking imaginary space representing certain contexts.
It's not AI, it's not even fucking close. It's impressive, for other reasons, but it's not AI.