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2026-04-02 21:13:19 GMT

I can't wait to see the useless fuck that will replace Bondi
No matter who they pick, they won't do fuck about shit and if they do throw a bone to the people to pretend like there's any kind of justice in this country, it will be some fluff bullshit, low level people who no one has ever heard of that they go after
Yawn 🥱

2026-02-23 04:53:17 GMT

I'm basically convinced the Girl Scouts are a cookie company using child labor to sell their shit for them
Because really what the fuck else do girl scouts do besides sell cookies?

2026-02-15 22:38:33 GMT

They did it! The US men's hockey team krushed those krauts, 5-1!!!!!
Good job boys!!!!
USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸

2026-02-14 23:06:34 GMT

USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸
We beat Denmark in men's hockey!
Suck on that Denmark!!
Tomorrow we take on the Krauts!

2026-02-12 22:41:54 GMT

USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸!!!!!!!
The men's hockey team won against Latvia, 5-1!
Good job boys!!
*also i don't give a fuck about the Olympics beyond the men's hockey 😂 of course i want the US to win as much as possible though because im not a fucking America hating commie

2026-01-31 19:11:17 GMT

Super fucking gross and creepy
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2026-01-29 07:16:03 GMT

I'm thinking of going to a puppy yoga class....
To take the puppies home with me 😂

2026-01-27 07:28:16 GMT

Member when they made "the chaz" in Seattle last time Trump was president?
This is that but gayer
https://youtube.com/shorts/K1QMjFfLoAw

2026-01-27 05:32:16 GMT

So i watched this thing about Amelia Earhart
In school i remember learning about her and how stunning and brave she was and what a tragedy it was that she's never been found and blah blah blah
What they left out was how retarded she was and the guy who flew with her. Neither one of em knew morse code and didn't think it was a big deal. They took a bunch of shit outta the plane to lighten the load but it turned out that they actually needed that shit. This bitch didn't even know the plane equipment that well AND she crashed taking off like a couple weeks or something before she took off for the part of her trip where they disappeared and were never heard from again
Imagine my shock to learn it was her fault her and that guy are dead 😂🤌

2026-01-24 20:06:10 GMT

Im watching the protests in Minneapolis and it's legit almost all white people
The super cold weather keeps most minorities inside
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2026-01-20 20:44:16 GMT

Well ain't that a bitch
https://youtube.com/shorts/fFoRk7YyqyY

2026-01-19 02:48:32 GMT

Hell naw to the naw naw naaaaaaaw
Send em to Israel for fucks sake
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2026-01-18 17:48:49 GMT

An interesting look inside a hasidic jew community in NY
If you're wondering how so many are taxpayer subsidized, it's because they dont get married by law, only in the synagogue, and they have a bunch of kids so the wife appears to be a single mother therefore raking in all the taxpayer money.
Muslims operate the same way
https://youtu.be/Nd17ZGaoZ58

2026-01-15 05:40:19 GMT

Welp....least southern Italy should still be good 😂
But really though, they're just talking shit to scare the UK and Germany so they stop poking the bear
https://youtube.com/shorts/3yV9HnjvMtw

2026-01-15 04:52:09 GMT

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Member the guy who snuck into Buckingham palace and got into Queen Elizabeth's room and talked to her for a minute before they got him out?

2026-01-14 06:17:09 GMT

Madooooooooone i just watched a lady put mushrooms in a bowl of water to wash them 🤦‍♀️🤌
Please don't do this. Mushrooms are like sponges and will soak up alot of water which alters the taste and texture once you cook them
All you need to do is grab a damp paper towel and like gently wipe the tops of them off (and the stems if you're using them though i pretty much alway pull the stems out and throw em away)

2026-01-13 20:10:04 GMT

During covid, i remember him pushing people to get vaxxed and that was when i stopped watching him.
Then a few years later he came out with this based take and totally redeemed himself (even though i was still disappointed about his vax stance but no one is perfect so 🤷‍♀️)
https://youtu.be/uSMhg6udxn4

2025-12-20 19:14:34 GMT

My mom when me and my brother would try to leave on Christmas 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
https://youtube.com/shorts/X92h4NNJtEc

2025-12-18 07:27:18 GMT

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She looks like this from the Saw movies
https://www.minds.com/fs/v1/thumbnail/1848290672495300608

2025-12-17 05:24:07 GMT

Jesus Christ Vanity Fair!
This is Karoline Leavitt, the press secretary...
You can legit see where her plastic surgeon injects her top lip with filler.
I mean i don't know why they would give Vanity Fair access to the WH and NOT expect some shady shit like this to be the result
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2025-12-10 00:35:27 GMT

Guys guys...
Did you know that 49% of Somalia is inbred. Like generational incest
And the average IQ of a Somalian is 67
Here in the US, an IQ of 70 means you're mentally disabled...and Somalians ON AVERAGE are 3 points less than that
Madooooooone 🤌🤌🤌🤌
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2025-11-26 05:25:11 GMT

The strongest woman is a man and GQ's Man of the Year....is a woman
We live in a society 🤡

2025-11-18 02:51:13 GMT

Welp I'm in the police bodycam footage algo on YT again and man oh man, if you ever wanna be thankful for living a quiet, boring life, hop on into this algo 😂😂
The amount of people who are absolute lunatics, drunks, addicts and just general nut cases in this country is actually staggering.
These videos always make me feel sorry for cops and almost makes me understand why they crash out sometimes. ALMOST
This country is cooked in basically every way

2025-11-17 05:14:21 GMT

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omg i bet that makes it taste amazing! Do you do it once before you cook it and then baste it or do you periodically inject more while it cooks?

2025-11-17 04:58:20 GMT

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Well thats what i shall do then! Thank you 😊

2025-11-17 04:48:59 GMT

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I do like it crispy but im more interested in which makes the meat juicier

2025-11-17 04:43:17 GMT

Which do youse think is better for a turkey?
A wet brine or a dry brine?
Or do they basically come out the same and it doesn't matter 🤔

2025-11-11 23:02:08 GMT

Ain't this some shit. Even Swallowswell's nor his honey pot chicom Fang Fang didn't try to sue anyone for calling them out.
Kinda says alot really
https://youtu.be/F8RZ9eC3YBw

2025-11-11 16:42:24 GMT

Happy Veterans Day 💗🇺🇲💗 Thank you to all who have served!
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2025-11-11 04:45:23 GMT

Omg Lieutenant Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! And right in time for Veterans Day 🇺🇲💗
This is gonna be legendary. Gary Sinise seems like such a great and humble man. God bless him for all he does for our veterans and first responders.
https://youtu.be/_S1Ie8fXs1w

2025-11-07 00:44:10 GMT

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thats for sure

2025-11-07 00:43:04 GMT

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thanks for sharing this!

2025-11-07 00:39:36 GMT

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Makes sense since he was a chemist so i wouldn't be surprised if his son was in pharma or something pharma related

2025-11-06 20:58:45 GMT

This is Sidney Gottlieb. You don't need to check his early life to verify what you're already thinking.
He is the guy from the CIA that started the MK-Ultra program.
Carry on...
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2025-11-02 16:35:21 GMT

Imagine my shock
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2025-10-31 02:45:35 GMT

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Awww i love it! Makes me want hot chocolate lol

2025-10-23 06:17:08 GMT

Why do people lie and pretend sugar free maple syrup is a thing?
It's literally not
If you have sugar free maple syrup, it's fucking regular ass pancake syrup made with chemicals, sugar alcohols and whatever the fuck
It's like saying i want sugar free cane sugar lol
Fucking people, i can't 😂🤌😂

2025-10-22 19:36:56 GMT

For real though
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2025-10-18 21:13:09 GMT

I'm sure this Ed guy is fine and respect to him for his service but if Trump is pushing him, he must be an Israel supporter
Fuck off Trump. I hope the people in Massie's district vote him in again. He's the best one in Congress
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2025-10-05 19:58:34 GMT

Whoever invented the cheese grater should be horsewhipped. Like it's a good invention but it's the design i take issue with.
Literally every time I use it, i end up scraping my knuckle on it 😭
I know, i could just get a fancy electric grater or like the crank kind but i like making more work for myself 😂😂 it's a good arm workout too!
Anyway my finger hurts now 🙃 😭🤌

2025-10-04 13:13:17 GMT

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It already is listed as a mental illness in the DSM-5. It's called gender dysphoria. Transgender is like a descriptive word but not the name of the diagnosis. They need to start treating is as a mental illness though instead of feeding into these people's mental illness.

2025-10-04 01:50:53 GMT

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Yea i would never eat lox lol

2025-10-03 23:16:38 GMT

Not me. I'm just a financial burden to myself now 😂😂😂
When i was a kid i literally only ate pizza, chicken nuggets and pasta. Then as a teenager i didn't really eat much at all and what i did eat i bought with my own money. I was a huge disappointment to my nonnas because i was such a picky eater. Then i grew up and tried things i swore i would hate and of course liked them lol and once i started cooking in my late 20s, it was over 😂🤌🤷‍♀️
https://youtube.com/shorts/Nupkb60LLFo

2025-10-03 22:15:29 GMT

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Israel and more importantly Bibi, will never let there be peace. It ain't part of their plan
Also, there never has been nor will there ever be peace in the middle east. Those fuckers have all been fighting eachother at one point or another since even before Jesus wore short pants, as they say in The Sopranos 😂

2025-09-14 22:35:00 GMT

People wondering why those on the right have been sending employers videos/posts of their employees celebrating Charlie Kirk's death and said employees have been getting fired, saying "i thought you were for free speech?"
Yes, I am (we are). Freedom of speech does not mean freedom of consequences though.
And let's also remember this is the first time people on the right have reacted to the heinous shit perpetrated by the left.
For years now, people on the left have been doxxing, swatting and generally doing whatever they can, up to and including physical attacks towards people on the right and no one on the right has done anything.
So forgive me if i don't give a fuck that people using their actual names online made posts in what is essentially the public square and it was brought to their employers attention and their employers fired them
Maybe next time they'll do better (probably not though)
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2025-09-13 18:03:23 GMT

Keep in mind alot of the rage bait comments/posts about Charlie Kirk are bots and not people. On ALL social media platforms.
Don't get me wrong, there's clearly alot of demonic people who have been celebrating and writing nasty, evil shit and alot of them have been facing the consequences of their actions, as they should.
Just don't let yourself get sucked into the rage bait. It's not good for your mental health or your soul
Stay sane frens ❤

2025-09-10 00:28:53 GMT

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I see Rosie O'Donnell

2025-09-03 05:16:07 GMT

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Sending prayers for a speedy recovery 🙏 if it's any consolation, you look beautiful for just having surgery!

2025-08-28 05:28:07 GMT

I was scrolling through YT and saw a video about "trans men", aka women pretending to be men, and it was titled "My Dick Don't Work! Trans Penis Surgery Horrors" and i got to thinking...
Even when they take like half your arm flesh off and use it to make a weird dick-like thing, how the fuck WOULD it work?
It's not a real dick so how could you expect it to perform as such?
Christ, never in a billion years did i think I'd ever be thinking about bullshit like this, yet here we are 😂🤌😭😂

2025-08-28 04:07:05 GMT

The Minneapolis mayor said we shouldn't villainize the trans people because of what happened but let's villainize guns...because of course the guns got up on their own and decided to shoot people
🙄🤌
And it's not "villainizing" trans people, it's calling out the fact that these are mentally ill people hopped up on hormones and God knows what other drugs, likely groomed by feds to do these things
Fuck off sir

2025-08-27 19:50:53 GMT

This is from the Minneapolis trans shooter's journal, allegedly
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2025-08-22 17:29:22 GMT

Fuck the feds
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2025-07-31 06:48:10 GMT

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Wait is it a dude? They both look like dudes but it says trans man so is it not? I hate this time-line

2025-06-24 18:21:32 GMT

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I'm sorry for your family's loss 😔 sending prayers to you all 🙏

2025-06-05 01:47:17 GMT

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I made it extra shloppy for ya. I know how you kids like em extra shloppy. 😂

2025-06-05 01:14:07 GMT

This would be crazy if there were any planes used on 9/11 but there weren't. It was military drone planes. What commercial planes have no windows?
And how were there no black boxes found in the rubble but the alleged hijacker's passport was found perfectly intact?
https://youtu.be/x1wzDn1BEac

2025-05-13 05:55:09 GMT

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Like ok in the sense that now it's the property owner's problem instead of the state/local government?

2025-05-13 03:12:30 GMT

I don't disagree with this but where are they supposed to go?
They can't be on private property, so where else is there?
Granted it's his own fault the homeless population exploded in his state (in the cities) what with giving them alcohol, needles, having open air drug markets and state benefits that give them money. I've seen videos of some of the homeless people being interviewed and they said there's no reason not to be homeless there because they get everything taken care of. In other words, they've been incentivized to stay homeless instead of trying to get out of their situations.
Well done douche canoe
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2025-04-20 15:17:23 GMT

The ham is ready, the sweet potatoes and mashed potatoes are done, the manicotti is in the oven, the asparagus is in the oven, the pizzagaina is on the tray, the antipasto is setup and the meatballs are done.
I did my part and now im ready for a nap
😂

2025-04-19 14:02:54 GMT

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I think it's because it's a symbol of His sacrifice for us, Him dying on the cross so i think people wear it to remind themselves of that

2025-04-12 03:31:40 GMT

Jesus 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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2025-04-07 17:19:02 GMT

the more you know 🌈
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2025-03-27 19:59:23 GMT

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"It was at this point she knew she fucked up" let the beating begin 😂

2025-03-26 20:23:39 GMT

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Every...single...time

2025-03-19 22:22:43 GMT

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Spicy kitteh!

2025-03-15 12:49:39 GMT

Today is the day they killed my boy Julius Caesar...sonsabitches 🤌🤌🤌
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2025-03-05 00:47:44 GMT

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Wine is made from grapes. Grapes are a fruit. Some people eat fruit for breakfast 😂

2025-03-04 18:49:37 GMT

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Amen 🙏 this is one of my favorite videos

2025-02-28 06:37:44 GMT

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😂😂😂

2025-02-21 05:45:12 GMT

I don't understand women who don't want to obey their husband
Like you go to work and when your boss (who is usually a man) is all "get this done by the end of the day" you'll be like "yes sir"
But when your husband, the man who loves you and is doing his best to look out for you and protect you, when he says something you're like "no fuck him"
Make it make sense

2025-02-21 03:26:02 GMT

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Amen and fuck Israel too!

2025-02-19 22:53:53 GMT

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"Women can do anything men can do!!!"
What they neglect to add is how shitty we can do these things...
Not all not all not all but most women can't and should never be allowed to do any of these things
Sorry not sorry

2025-02-13 18:58:28 GMT

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That's so awesome! I wanna go there

2025-02-10 21:43:00 GMT

It's super annoying having to stand on my tip toes to be able to reach down into the washing machine to get the clothes out to toss into the dryer.
Next time I'm getting a front load machine

2025-02-02 18:10:59 GMT

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It's the band Sublime

2025-01-23 20:30:46 GMT

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Ayooo congrats on losing 20lbs!!! When i go on the treadmill i always get all nervous to put the speed up too much because I've seen many videos of people who fall off them lol

2025-01-22 22:13:35 GMT

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Omg they're soooo cute 😍

2025-01-16 08:18:05 GMT

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Madone, who knew they had Neopolitan cows?!

2024-12-31 01:33:14 GMT

Yup...and let me say, as a pizza connoisseur, that square/rectangle pizza is fucking legit. Like I'm talking top 3 best ever
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2024-12-29 00:55:31 GMT

Keep the indians in india
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2024-11-26 22:11:21 GMT

Here's the apple blueberry pie with the streusel topping i made for Thanksgiving
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2024-11-26 10:13:57 GMT

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Green Goddess dressing

2024-11-26 10:09:16 GMT

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My God, it's me as a child 😂

2024-11-25 23:19:50 GMT

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My mom had it until last year and it finally shit the bed. And she had it for 41 years and legit cried when it stopped working 😂

2024-11-25 23:16:12 GMT

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That will pair nicely with my crushed up Xanax mashed potatoes 😂😂😂

2024-11-25 23:13:05 GMT

I'm gonna make an apple blueberry pie for the giving of thanks day...
Never combined them before so we'll see but i think it will be good...at least i hope it will lol

2024-11-25 22:13:24 GMT

Trump's pick for Surgeon General is an actual retarded cunt...all for the vax and masks and the other absolute horseshit from the covid scam.
Pro-Big Pharma and sister-in-law to Mike Waltz...worst of all she's a woman 🤦‍♀️
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2024-11-25 07:32:30 GMT

Imagine my shock the people with a history of falsifying and inflating numbers are caught falsifying and inflating numbers again
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2024-09-17 03:44:17 GMT

I don't understand people who willingly choose to live in an HOA neighborhood or community or whatever the fuck it's called...
You're choosing to live in what basically amounts to a commie neighborhood where sad, pathetic, petty people who get some power over you literally dictate how you keep your property and other absolutely ridiculous shit like noise complaints and how many cars are in front of your house, for example.
Fuuuuuuuuuuck that noise...stick your HOAs up your commie asses

2024-09-11 01:53:56 GMT

😂😂😂😂😂
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2024-09-10 00:56:56 GMT

The thing that finally brings leftist women over the edge
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2024-08-15 04:54:42 GMT

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yea but it will kill white people too because you know some will fall prey to free drugs

2024-08-15 04:27:51 GMT

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Nothing is free so it will, one way or another, be paid for by you and me. Fuck that lol i would pay koreans to sit on the roof and snipe em all. That at least is money well spent

2024-08-15 04:22:08 GMT

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*cups my ear*
What's that?
Is that white culture i hear playing so beautifully through the loud speakers?
Perfect ❤
If this doesn't work, they should just keep all the items they sell in the ceiling where the ceiling birds sing...we know damn well they'll never check there

2024-08-15 01:42:31 GMT

Tolls will be paid
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2024-08-08 00:56:22 GMT

😂😂😂😂 the sad part is, a large part of the voting population won't even recognize what's wrong with this
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2024-08-07 23:56:32 GMT

Wait is this not normal 🤔
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2024-06-20 01:14:11 GMT

It's true though
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