Imp :animu_excite2:

I wasn't trying to blackpill :blobcatohnoes: but I've been getting more and more pissed off every time they've got to slip some kinda contingency into every little thing, even if it's probable that *some* pajeets will be screwed over because of this
On the bright side, this is still sending pajeets into mass hysteria, and you've got people who are sabotaging them at every level that they can think of. Which is pretty cool, I'm glad efforts like that are being made! I just want to see them suffer at the maximum, I hate these roaches so much it's unreal :blobcat_happypaws:

2025-09-20 18:52:50 GMT

Are they seriously screwing us over on a H1-B pajeet purge before it happens? :uwu:
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2025-08-07 04:27:07 GMT

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You never know, they might just add that in there since they've got a PDF compilation for their extra special, paying subscribers :epic:
https://protestia.com/2025/05/03/stone-choir-co-hosts-private-chat-leaks-reveal-filthy-sexual-and-violent-messages/
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2025-08-07 04:18:17 GMT

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We made it on their website, thanks to Stone Choir :lamoooooo:
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2025-08-05 19:54:29 GMT

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Comes with being Nice Crew's official Groomer™ :animu_smug9:

2025-08-05 19:50:14 GMT

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YEAH I WISH :animu_sigh: (I didn't draw this!)

2025-08-05 19:43:52 GMT

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2025-08-05 19:43:28 GMT

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2025-08-04 00:36:54 GMT

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It just felt like a good day to do it :thunk_smile:

2025-08-03 19:11:44 GMT

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I'm really clumsy, so it is kind of asurprise it took this long! :shyduck:
I was getting over a nasty cold, and slipped in some mud chasing after one of the hens that escaped in July; didn't know I sprained it, so it turned into a torn ligament 'cause I didn't stay off of it :asuka_etobleh:
Accidentally stepped in a hole and managed to twist my ankle in the compression boot in October. Then when I was finally boot free, I slipped in duck sludge and resprained the same foot
Last year was not fun! :broken:

2025-08-03 18:35:52 GMT

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I had my first three foot/ankle sprains last year—hate isn't a strong enough word! :pepeDread:
Hope this one will turn out to be your last in awhile. You're not even old! :jahy_pout:

2025-08-03 18:27:02 GMT

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Please make sure to rest it as much as you can for the next few days! Sprains are the friggin worst. :weep4:

2025-08-01 23:46:43 GMT

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Kinda takes the fun out of it if there's no risk :shyduck:

2025-08-01 23:44:56 GMT

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As long as I don't get stabbed too bad, wouldn't you? :thunk_smile:

2025-08-01 20:18:09 GMT

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2025-08-01 01:00:36 GMT

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It's okay! Oklahoma is *totally* gonna be rising in the ranks once the PragerU curriculum teaches those kids to OWN those libs! :soyjak:

2025-08-01 00:56:10 GMT

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>Finally ranking 50th in education
>Head of Education gets caught streaming porn during a meeting
>Half of the teachers here are pedos
>Import beaners teachers because no one wants to move to a shithole
I think things are really looking up for them this year :thunk_smile:

2025-08-01 00:48:03 GMT

Oklahoma is starting to import beaners to teach now :lamoooooo:
https://nondoc.com/2025/07/31/fuel-okc-bringing-educators-to-oklahoma-from-mexico-funding-paraprofessional-degree-program/

2025-07-28 02:28:17 GMT

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Feels like we need a fedi newsletter sometimes for more than half the stuff that goes on around here :sip:

2025-07-21 18:09:03 GMT

My notifications have been raped bigly :blobcatohnoes:

2025-07-21 01:46:18 GMT

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Her virtual self must've really addled her brain, I've never seen someone get hit with a midlife crisis so hard before 😔

2025-07-21 01:42:10 GMT

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Oh, but it is. With her sacred bloodline, she just very well maybe the one to unite the Christians and Muslims together as one as well :thinkeyes:
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2025-07-21 01:37:07 GMT

I wonder how our friends over at Volk are do—oh my :sideeyes:
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2025-07-17 03:43:33 GMT

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:pet:

2025-07-17 03:38:01 GMT

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2025-07-17 02:42:54 GMT

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It really improves the flavor and texture of the grass immensely :anya_huh: 10/10 rotational grazing can offer you the best grass you've ever snacked on in your life :yotsuba_snack:

2025-07-17 02:36:02 GMT

These are heckin' cute :senko_poggers:
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2025-07-17 01:31:12 GMT

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That's pretty sweet! I have heard that rotational grazing is the best for animals, especially heavy feeders like sheep. We're starting to do that with our little hens, moving them everyday to a new spot. Where do y'all plan on moving to, once you're ready? :animu_wat:

2025-07-16 03:13:38 GMT

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I'm sorry, that must be hard on y'all since they're kinda like family at this point :yotsuba_sad: it seems like she's still got a ways to go before she stops being in milk, if you're making that much cheese! That takes a lot, doesn't it?

2025-07-16 03:02:49 GMT

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Pet him for me please! :peachcat_blush:

2025-07-16 02:38:51 GMT

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WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE, SHEETS ARE EXPENSIVE :AAAAAA_glitch:

2025-07-16 02:37:08 GMT

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Not all stains are equal :smug:

2025-07-16 02:35:54 GMT

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Not if it stains :HazeSmug:

2025-07-16 02:32:12 GMT

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BEDS ARE FOR SLEEPING, NOT EATING :AAAAAAAAAA: I curse you both to spill something the next time you eat in bed :anya_suspicious:

2025-07-16 02:26:24 GMT

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The both of you :smh:

2025-07-16 01:53:09 GMT

Don't forget your head when you go out :hk_peek:
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2025-07-16 01:45:46 GMT

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Meido training can be tough :yotsuba_sad:
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2025-07-13 01:27:03 GMT

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Absolutely :thinkeyes:
FOOD OFF OF THE BED :AAAAAAAAAA: :racist:

2025-07-08 23:23:01 GMT

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And here I thought the AI was foiling me:animu_pout: :senko_suspicious:

2025-07-08 23:20:19 GMT

Prompt! @nice-ai
I am feeling particularly vengeful of late, please tell me some incredibly petty, but vengeful things to do that would not cause flack to come back on me, thank you :yotsuba_bow:
Also, get a piece of cheese for the hobgoblin controlling you on me :animu_okie:

2025-07-06 18:38:10 GMT

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Next time you have to go there, you should keep them there while pretending like you're contemplating for 5-10 minutes before ordering the usual just to mess with them for being jerks :animu_uwu:

2025-06-29 01:06:53 GMT

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:blobcat_happypaws:

2025-06-29 00:46:35 GMT

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YES THEY CAN. I saw them do it that day, I don't know what you're talking about :animu_smug6:

2025-06-28 23:51:01 GMT

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I didn't think that one would come after you in the bathroom, you know I didn't let him in on *purpose* right :shyduck:

2025-06-28 18:30:20 GMT

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As long as we convince them to join our side! Last time was a nightmare when we switched the bird seed....:blobcatohnoes:
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2025-06-28 03:05:16 GMT

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I hope they don't upgrade their eyes when they do :blobcat_sad:
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2025-06-27 00:48:04 GMT

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2025-06-25 00:59:37 GMT

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No, not even if they were made so suffer like that for the rest of their lives. Nothing would ever be enough for snuffing out that innocence.

2025-06-25 00:48:48 GMT

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You can never truly hate these creatures enough.

2025-06-25 00:42:49 GMT

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And then they laugh because they can get away with shit like this, and because they know they can get just about anyone to bend over backwards at a moment's notice. It makes me sick.

2025-06-25 00:28:50 GMT

Oklahoma is a freaking pedo sanctuary.
OKDHS stole a newborn from his parents and immediately placed him with two fags, and blackmailed them into relinquishing their rights to him or have their future children taken away from them as well.
Former, and retired, case agent for the real parents revealed that the fags had fostered two 5 and 7 year old boys but ended it, because they wanted a boy "who had never been in another home before." Basically got burned and disillusioned because she was the only one, besides the parents, critical of the fags.
4-5 years later one of the fags commits suicide after an investigation is launched due to him molesting a young boy on a cruise. He was an elementary school teacher, who had to move to another school district because of "reasons." Had previously molested another young boy about 15 years earlier in Kansas, where local authorities scrubbed his records.
The real parents have been doing their best to keep track of their son, with next to no resources or support. The remaining fag has more than likely fled Oklahoma with Lincoln, while still receiving support from OKDHS, which of course is running cover for him.
https://v1sut.substack.com/p/where-is-lincoln-oklahoma-child-welfare

2025-06-17 03:43:59 GMT

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2025-05-29 21:13:18 GMT

Had a dream where I became a professional garden weeder and made it to an international weeding competition where this little old Japanese man hired Albanian hitmen to take out the competition :thunk:

2025-05-26 21:45:24 GMT

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2025-05-26 15:56:20 GMT

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2025-05-25 19:15:31 GMT

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2025-05-24 03:54:35 GMT

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The kikimora is a type of household goblin that will come out and clean for you sometimes, they can be friendlier and less mischievous than the kobolds, I think :uwu:
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2025-05-24 03:52:18 GMT

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OYASUMI MATTY-KUN :sneep2:
Sneep well, and don't be scared if you see the kikimora that lives behind your stove come out :yotsuba_snack:

2025-05-18 22:58:56 GMT

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2025-05-14 20:55:39 GMT

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That's really awesome to hear! :animu_excite: I'd been hoping that you'd be able to find something that'd work for you.

2025-05-14 05:19:06 GMT

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Sensei! :hk_wave: :animu_hug:
I'm alright, could always be worse! It's just been one thing after another for the past year. :pepeDread: how about you?! I've been wondering about you! :animu_excite5:

2025-04-03 18:21:43 GMT

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Does she puff up and make funny noises when you get close to her, or when you reach out to pick her up in the nesting box? If she does, she might be broody, it might be likely, if you couldn't feel an egg and she keeps trying to get back to the nesting boxes. I hope this is the case for yours! Broodys aren't sick, they just wanna become mamas! They can be broken out of it by kicking them out of the boxes for a bit, until they calm down :blobheartcat:
We've had quite a few broody hens, and they've all just kind of refuse to leave the boxes on their own, and won't eat or drink without being forced to. Other hens will start attacking broodys because they get irritated and want the nesting box she's in. :animu_sigh:

2025-03-07 22:33:14 GMT

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You're going to make me blush! :animu_blush:
I'm lucky to have you as a friend 💕 I love you too, Miss Jill! :bearhug:

2025-03-07 22:30:41 GMT

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I'm sorry! :yotsuba_cry:
I try to be thorough when I make these, but sometime I don't get everyone. It's not intentional, and have re-edited to add people in before! :darkness_embarrassed:

2025-03-07 22:05:46 GMT

:ncd: HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICE CREW! :ncd: :nicechan_cute: :animu_excite5: :animu_excite4:
It's hard to believe it's already been 3 years! :blobcatblush2: Thank you for all your hard and tireless work on NCD, Matty-kun! Being brought together, all the memories, and genuine friends and community here never would have been possible without you. I'm glad you all are in my life! :animu_grin: :animu_dance4: :animu_excite:
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2025-02-06 21:00:19 GMT

FRIEND :blob_reach:
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2024-12-25 22:34:30 GMT

:snowflakes_falling: :Christmas_kitty_bell: :animu_Christmas_bell: :animu_Christmas: :snowglobe_2: :snowflakes_falling:
MERRY CHRISTMAS FEDI :AAAAAA_glitch:
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2024-12-09 02:58:03 GMT

This was actually pretty wholesome :blobcatblush2: :Christmas_kitty_bell:
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2024-12-08 03:17:37 GMT

Hammered dulcimers are so cool; she's really impressive :blobheartcat:
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2024-11-27 23:20:16 GMT

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I was hoping cranberries would be higher :senko_expectant:

2024-11-26 18:57:32 GMT

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These are the homes that aren't "up to code." So now they have nowhere to go, and they do this when it's almost freaking winter.
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2024-11-26 18:55:49 GMT

This isn't a land grab at all..
Local state government is evicting the homeless from Helene, who were originally living in tents, from the tiny houses built for them because they aren't "up to code."
You don't hate the government enough :animu_grin:
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2024-11-24 18:12:56 GMT

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2024-11-24 03:20:04 GMT

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What kind of cookies? :thinkeyes:

2024-11-24 03:16:00 GMT

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Gonna take you up on that offer one of these days, Sensei! :HazeSmug: you'll wake up and we'll be out there while the sun is up already swinging around :anya_heh:

2024-11-24 02:35:22 GMT

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Those were fun to climb back up! Not fun when you get stuck on them in the summer while wearing shorts, heh... :shyduck:

2024-11-24 02:28:49 GMT

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Do you like the metal ones, or the swirly ones best? :blob_aww:

2024-11-24 02:26:20 GMT

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Me too! I'd stay on one all day if I could :anya_huh: Those were always my favorite; those and the merry-go-rounds :hk_blush:

2024-11-24 02:22:45 GMT

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YOU HAVE SWINGS ALMOST AT THE READY?! I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!! :animu_excite5: :animu_excite:

2024-11-24 02:20:27 GMT

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I'm gonna come and do this with one of your cows! :blobcatblush2:

2024-11-24 01:35:10 GMT

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2024-11-22 03:37:00 GMT

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2024-11-16 20:40:24 GMT

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2024-11-15 17:51:39 GMT

When you become a sommelier :winechill:
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2024-11-06 23:53:55 GMT

:hhhhh:
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2024-10-21 22:07:36 GMT

It's so over bros there are people who don't know that these still work while the car isn't running 😔
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2024-10-12 16:47:59 GMT

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$25 :anya_salute:

2024-10-07 02:31:09 GMT

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2024-10-07 01:49:59 GMT

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I mean, it is in the Constitution.. :uwu:

2024-10-07 01:26:14 GMT

Sheriff of Davidson County in North Carolina is calling for people to form militias and that other Sheriffs join him in supporting them because of the shitshow FEMA caused. Happening afoot?
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#note1fhl…rhmt

2024-09-14 01:30:29 GMT

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I was getting ready to say, "I thought it was a good idea! :animu_tears: "

2024-09-14 01:29:13 GMT

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Crap! I almost forgot about those! We'll have to take over a state like North or South Carolina, so we'll have the coast *and* the Appalachian mountains and expand from there :senko_think2:

2024-09-14 01:26:44 GMT

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The NCD town is gonna have to be built somewhere on the coast... :thinkeyes: let's just take over Port Lavaca! :animu_excite5:

2024-09-14 01:20:38 GMT

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Me too :animu_heart: I'd live near one if I could :blob_reach:

2024-09-14 01:18:18 GMT

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You're making me wanna go play near the sea! :yotsuba_tube:

2024-09-12 18:15:09 GMT

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I'm looking forward to it this week! :animu_ice_cream:
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2024-09-12 18:01:53 GMT

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2024-09-05 03:48:26 GMT

Want :blob_reach:
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