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2026-10-05 03:22:54 GMT

yeah man the doctor told me i can have a burger
huh? his name? Dr.Pepper
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2026-10-05 02:00:06 GMT

why did they get rid of pennies?
IRS still charging me .06 cents
nigga

2026-10-01 14:23:42 GMT

tbh rape isn't even that bad
sex really is nothing important
the real crime is stealing someones first intimate kiss.

2026-09-02 03:25:01 GMT

north hairy vagina
south hairy vagina
canavagina
austravagina
chavagina

2026-09-01 04:00:19 GMT

smacking my own butt while i sleep is quite soothing. guess i really didn’t grow past infancy.

2026-08-31 15:53:29 GMT

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2026-08-31 15:49:19 GMT

conclusion is bitches be hoes wherever you go
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2026-08-31 15:46:52 GMT

I had this very sexy classmate with big ahh tihs and a teacher got caught flirting with herwith
almost molested her and for the last few years of hs they had her on a special program where she finished all her credits and didn't have to show up anymore
the sad part is he didn't do this to her twin
only her
her twin had a smaller chest
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2026-08-31 15:31:51 GMT

bitches me ignoring me because i'm too attractive and they're intimidated by my sexiness

2026-08-31 15:24:19 GMT

she jerk me off till i pee :blush_cirno:

2026-08-31 15:23:07 GMT

my beloved wife, ever since i laid eyes on you, i "laid" eyes on you. undressing you a thousand times before we ever spoke and a thousand more while announcing our vows. to me, you're the most exquisite porn to have ever been made. you're like a life sized asuka sex doll complete with heated pocket pussy action and autonomous lubrication. How I ever orgasmed before meeting you? Is Itself is the greatest mystery of the universe.
May we have plentiful harvest of offspring so that your essence remains on this earth long after you're gone. Your eyes reflected on each and every one of your descendants.
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2026-08-31 15:09:09 GMT

Just got a call from kim jong un
he told me that there's baddies waiting for me in north korean prison and they need $5000 usd to post bail but after that they'll let me have them and make babies

2026-08-31 15:02:02 GMT

thats it
im gonna marry YOUR cousin

2026-08-31 03:18:35 GMT

accidentally stared at her chest award
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2026-08-31 03:06:33 GMT

Guy who watches porn and self inserts as the girl

2026-08-31 02:32:06 GMT

suing smugalana for causing psychological distress and physical damage
Ive been edging to her streams everyday for hours on end and my urethra imploded causing my sperms to crust up and block my bladder
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2026-08-31 02:29:07 GMT

>be me
>get asked for income
>put post tax income
>tfw get flagged
??? HELLO??? NIGGER???

2026-08-30 23:00:29 GMT

i wonder if a video out there exists, a tutorial for how to have sex.
there's live participants and they go over all the details.
from kissing, to undressing, how to get a boner, etc.

2026-08-30 03:53:47 GMT

@chatgpt invent chocolate covered pretzels but they're 0 calories

2026-08-30 03:00:46 GMT

hi guys, i guess since im getting shipped out to iran in 24 hours. this is probably the best time to really introduce myself and show what i look like.
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2026-08-30 02:12:29 GMT

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2026-08-30 01:28:03 GMT

have you guys actually seen boobs irl?
or os it fake?

2026-08-30 00:48:41 GMT

anyone remember the spw emoji request site?

2026-08-29 18:22:38 GMT

refreshing beverage
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2026-08-29 17:35:01 GMT

you just want me for my micropenis

2026-08-28 23:29:10 GMT

I'M STILL FAT 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Need to lose more weight 🤬🤬🤬🤬
where are my gains
1 billion years wasted in the gym for NOTHING

2026-08-28 21:55:13 GMT

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2026-08-28 18:40:48 GMT

new theory
the jews go back to their homeland ukraine and allow israel to be destroyed
then they use that event as a second holocaust and invade the entire middle east to finish up their greatest isreal project.

2026-08-28 15:28:43 GMT

stupid nigger they literally added hypergamy
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2026-08-28 14:36:13 GMT

then what's the point?
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2026-08-25 22:21:30 GMT

mods, make me stop yearning for a time long since passed.

2026-08-21 20:55:48 GMT

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2026-08-21 02:28:32 GMT

i remeber using the word "belittle" in hs and these stupid fucking foids kept saying "what is that that's not a real word" then asked the foid teacher and she said she didn't know either so now i looked like the fat, ugly kid who was now seen as RETARDED also.

2026-08-19 22:14:14 GMT

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@nprofile…yrtt NEVER
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2026-08-17 19:20:47 GMT

white nigga discovered porn
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2026-08-17 18:35:52 GMT

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@nprofile…zcts
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2026-08-17 18:29:59 GMT

I was busy thinkin′ 'bout boys 😉
Boys, 🫦 boys :blush_cirno:
I was busy dreamin′ 'bout boys 🫦
Boys, :WinkDee: boys :blush_akari:

2026-08-17 18:19:09 GMT

does anyone know if
if we have to wake up tomorrow?

2026-08-16 07:07:06 GMT

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2026-08-16 00:22:21 GMT

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@nprofile…7z32 @nprofile…h99h is there porn in it

2026-08-10 16:39:41 GMT

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@nprofile…e4l6 if you think that's bad you should see my yugioh cards

2026-08-10 00:48:24 GMT

New slurs being invented left and right.

2026-08-10 00:48:05 GMT

apparently kids are calling left handed people "ink smudgers"

2026-08-10 00:47:03 GMT

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@nprofile…h667 having kids that old should be illegal. no child deserves elderly parents early in their lives. it's not right or fair to them.

2026-08-10 00:44:55 GMT

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@nprofile…2llx They coined the term hoodweeb
"hoodweebs don fw that nasty bs we only watch the good shows!"
then they proceeded to spam cp on some guys account

2026-08-10 00:42:49 GMT

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@nprofile…p2qa they're everywhere
even other women do it but maliciously
the men do it because they get no pussy
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2026-08-10 00:23:39 GMT

i've noticed a lot of people genuinely worship women and it's very annoying.
You can objectively look at a woman and call her average and they'll think you're gay for not immediately worshipping her and drinking her period blood.
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2026-08-09 20:36:28 GMT

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2026-08-07 21:27:23 GMT

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2026-08-05 18:52:22 GMT

asking a girl out on a date feels like rape
it feels like i'm holding her down and raping her

2026-08-05 13:58:36 GMT

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2026-08-05 02:51:14 GMT

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@nprofile…f3rd @nprofile…rw6p real?

2026-08-05 02:41:16 GMT

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@nprofile…rw6p stupid bitch laptop 💢💢💢💢💢💢 $2000 💢💢💢💢😡😭 bratty little

2026-08-05 01:51:25 GMT

there are two guys inside of me, both are gay.

2026-08-03 22:20:24 GMT

truth nuke
>get up at 4am and immediately start working out fasted
it makes sense for complete bums like me who used to wake up at 2pm
but for your average person no it makes zero sense
it got so bad i saw little kids making this type of content slop
"i woke up at 4am and started working on my online business "
nigga you're 11 go play outside
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2026-08-03 04:09:11 GMT

:laugh_derp: tf this cruh talm bout
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2026-08-02 03:23:20 GMT

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@nprofile…rzgc wow it's almost like marriage is a symbiotic relationship 🤯🤯🤯🤯

2026-07-29 23:06:15 GMT

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@nprofile…54yc 9:16 is the future

2026-07-29 17:12:34 GMT

@nprofile…l5m0 i've mastered the flicker goon technique
i can cum within 3.5seconds
you better watch out

2026-07-29 02:24:17 GMT

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@nprofile…xwac kinda but not really?
i can drink as much water as i want and not get bloated which is cool
matter of fact i drank around 48oz as of now

2026-07-29 01:51:02 GMT

i ate 1750mg of sodium today AMA

2026-07-27 16:15:31 GMT

something that hurts a lot is seeing a cute girl in porn

2026-07-26 17:24:32 GMT

I wonder in what ways she thinks she’s oppressed
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2026-07-26 13:31:07 GMT

I don’t feel so good
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2026-07-24 01:08:24 GMT

Has anyone tried the coffee jelly?
Is it yummy?
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2026-07-22 16:09:08 GMT

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2026-07-22 13:31:12 GMT

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2026-07-20 21:43:32 GMT

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@nprofile…wn72 turned mine off
yay!!!!!!!!
no more slavery till tomorrow

2026-07-20 20:42:20 GMT

If a person is using a much older phone while having the ability to comfortably upgrade.
you can tell their character.

2026-07-19 15:39:19 GMT

what porns should i goon to today chat?

2026-07-19 13:45:16 GMT

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@nprofile…l5m0 @nprofile…qxx7
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2026-07-18 21:23:53 GMT

porn has ruined my life now i'm out here comparing myself to women.
chuds, we have officially LOST OUR GYAT DAM MIND!
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2026-07-18 16:36:11 GMT

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@nprofile…f3rd increasing my sperm output
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2026-07-18 16:34:29 GMT

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@nprofile…f3rd AKA king of small D

2026-07-18 16:31:13 GMT

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@nprofile…f3rd I have a ONB
(omega negro beerus)

2026-07-18 16:26:04 GMT

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@nprofile…f3rd but oomf you have a bwc

2026-07-18 16:21:55 GMT

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@nprofile…f3rd do you do it

2026-07-18 16:18:46 GMT

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@nprofile…f3rd i do this sometimes

2026-07-17 18:24:21 GMT

The worst part about being incel is you can't just be like
"I need a romantic adventure" then go out and do it
you just can't
it's like a short fat obese pos worthless retard nigga waking up and saying "today i wil play in the nba!"
and the poeple around you won't even look at you because they know it's not possible and they don't say anything to keep you from killing yourself

2026-07-17 01:05:31 GMT

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@nprofile…e4l6 what is this new crypto scam everyone is posting about

2026-07-16 19:56:44 GMT

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2026-07-13 21:59:27 GMT

Do ypu stroke your penis with your hand or stroke your hand with your penis?

2026-07-13 21:20:41 GMT

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@nprofile…eg0v i need a firearm

2026-07-13 21:17:14 GMT

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@nprofile…eg0v not me
not yet at least
got clocked in the jaw yesterday by coach
he's too quick on his feet

2026-07-13 21:13:59 GMT

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@nprofile…eg0v about to go to the gym rn
have a big headache and my calves are still sore but i'm running out of time as it stands
so leg day it is

2026-07-13 21:08:32 GMT

I do 10 pushups everyday and drink a lot of juice that's how i got this physique.

2026-07-13 12:43:23 GMT

I'm so glad i'm an adult
if a woman tries to lecture me i don't have to listen to her anymore.
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2026-07-13 02:23:01 GMT

ngas b hating on chichi for making Gohan study but hes rich asf and has a baddie wife and daughter
big brain

2026-07-11 16:04:39 GMT

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2026-07-09 17:04:51 GMT

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2026-07-08 20:26:05 GMT

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what the freak??
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2026-07-08 20:19:52 GMT

Just drawed this
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2026-07-06 21:05:58 GMT

haha get fucked jews
even on a cut im finally going up a weight after 3 weeks
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2026-07-06 04:39:47 GMT

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@nprofile…krps
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2026-07-06 04:11:56 GMT

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@nprofile…krps nigga it’s the 4th of July 🇦🇸

2026-07-01 01:25:04 GMT

i have a new fetish
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2026-06-30 15:01:31 GMT

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@nprofile…axs4 for penicl
one mechanical 0.9 lead
and then moleskin sketchbook
leads to very juicy results

2026-06-29 21:49:07 GMT

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2026-06-29 15:14:42 GMT

@gork make her boobies big
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2026-06-27 18:55:02 GMT

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@nprofile…eg0v Just inject it into your veins for the most optimal outcome