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I'm Rezuming not "pauzing" anymore

BDay: 11/01/07
i'm an 18 year old genderfluid non-exclusive pro c map & demigender femboy who's been on pedi since 2024 - 2026 & the og creator/artist of "RoadStopperz"

Strawpoll: https://rezuming.straw.page/

Strawpage: https://rezuming.straw.page
Session: 05ce058b5397e5a3ffb08c172b98db806a0ee1b45284a8697c8399eb72a90ab76a
Matrix: @pauzing:tchncs.de
Teleguard: VSN2WHSKX

Public Key

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NIP-05 Address

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Profile Code

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

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2026-05-14 06:30:33 GMT

eating seaweed is pedophilia now. omfg 😭
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2026-05-13 13:12:53 GMT

Because IT IS EPHEBOPHILIA, what else am I supposed to call it? “Pedophilia” like a normie who doesn’t know what that is?
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2026-05-13 12:28:08 GMT

I don’t care how bad Microsoft Windows gets, I am not switching to Linux.
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2026-05-04 15:10:03 GMT

Men don’t go to gym for “self-improvement” They do it because are they are desperate for attention and their self-improvement is so performative, they do it because Andrew Tate or some low-life toxic masculinity crypto bro told them to.

2026-04-28 05:11:14 GMT

No way, a youth murder video essay thumbnail portrayed a 15 year old teenager as a full grown ass adult man instead of a toddler/child? That’s fucking rare.
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2026-04-17 02:21:29 GMT

Reading the bios made me have a brain aneurysm.
>“Proud MAP”
>”I stand with ICE”
>🇵🇸
>✝️
I genuinely can’t tell if this is a ragebait/troll or a guy with severe brain damage.
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2026-04-16 10:57:00 GMT

I don’t wanna watch this but I’m guessing this has something to do with anime teenagers or smth?
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2026-04-13 15:39:55 GMT

"yeah, i expose pedos irl and beat the shit out of them after tricking them into thinking they are meeting a minor."
https://mapsupport.de/system/media_attachments/files/116/398/144/042/751/612/original/08baca03b5c6cbb8.mp4

2026-03-28 18:22:11 GMT

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and paylock everyone who is trying to leave the country so we all die poor. united states? more like "trapped states"

2026-03-28 17:10:19 GMT

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i'm not even Christian but i read the bible once and nowhere in the bible tells me i have to kill someone who likes 13 year olds.

2026-03-28 16:49:30 GMT

"age restrictions exist for reasons" what reasons? last time i checked, is for parental ego.

2026-03-27 17:33:20 GMT

stay mad, antis.

2026-03-26 07:09:05 GMT

"We must protect rhe kids from pedos"
who tf is "we"?

2026-03-21 09:07:48 GMT

i just used grok ai image editors (aka ai slop generators) for the first and last time because HOLY FUCK THIS LOOKS HORRIBLE. welp, there goes my ram... and my water.
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2026-03-14 20:01:54 GMT

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i know, but not all Christians are like that, m'kay? there's a lot of chrissies who hate the chrissy-fascist bureaucracy and are against what trump did to iran & reject israel as a country.

2026-03-10 23:14:17 GMT

Anti-Maps When They Don't Get What They Want: "PEDO GOV!"
Anti-Maps When They Do Get What They Want: "PEDO GOV!"

2026-03-08 06:46:15 GMT

does anybody remember gone_fishinq? did he get a job yet?
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2026-02-24 04:53:11 GMT

"transphobia is caused by epstein" No tf it's not... WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE BELIEVING IN THIS BULLSHIT WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT?!

2026-02-05 15:44:18 GMT

i just want affordable groceries.
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2026-02-05 11:16:21 GMT

microslop

2026-01-28 23:46:33 GMT

Charlie Kirky Turkey Beef Charlie Jerky Perky Storky Charlie Forky Porky Charlie Qwerty Twerky

2026-01-26 11:12:24 GMT

what's the point of even censoring sex scenes or anything remotely sexual in "13+" media if teenagers (13-17) already know what sex is and looks like?

2026-01-21 02:30:13 GMT

The Name "Nintendo Switch 2" is a such a shitty & boring ass name for a console. nintendo could've called it the "Nintendo Switcheroo" or "Nintendo SWITACH" (Switch & Attach) or "Nintendo SWAP N' SNAP" like how they used to do with the DS and instead of calling the og ds "DS2" they called it "DSi" and 3rd adaptation for DSi Was "3DS" and not "DSi2" And Wii Instead of "wii2" it's "Wii-U".
but the boring name "Nintendo Switch 2" does fit for this console because this console is boring as fuck. i mean look at it, it's just an adult version of the original nintendo switch. Come On, Nintendo. where's your creative names?
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2026-01-20 07:52:38 GMT

revy reacts to saul goodman
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2026-01-17 22:15:45 GMT

Caption This.
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2026-01-17 22:10:40 GMT

"as long as they are 18 it's fine"
why do they have to be 18?

2026-01-17 21:54:14 GMT

Hi, The Pauzing StrawPage Is Not In Service Anymore, please go to the rezuming page. (good drawing by the way, is that supposed to be rei ayanami?)
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2026-01-17 21:49:13 GMT

let's hope the Fnaf 3 Movie Won't Be an Ai Sharted Movie.

2026-01-14 17:36:05 GMT

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i'm stealing this
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2026-01-14 17:15:14 GMT

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because the police won't give them money, unlike the modern youtube algorithm.

2026-01-14 17:13:25 GMT

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never watched it and i don't when to but i highly doubt they really are.

2026-01-13 22:15:03 GMT

oh dear... is it just me or do i feel like the youtube commentary channels old anti-map milking craze from 2021 - 2022 is coming back?
please... no, i just recovered from the 2021 - 2022 internet. i don't need ANOTHER ONE!
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2026-01-13 21:56:42 GMT

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when you Have ACTUAL PORNOGRAPHY OF UNDER- **BANNED**

2026-01-13 21:55:18 GMT

The Internet's Best Femboy "predator"
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2026-01-11 16:51:23 GMT

why do i love the "Get Out Of My Car" Meme So Fucking Much? when i was 10 years old in 2018, i first introduced an animation video on youtube with the same title by psychicpebbles. the meme was a classic and i enjoyed the animation and it was funny, it was once trending back in like somewhere in late-2017 and early 2018 and i mostly saw short reposted clips of the same video but vocoded with audacity (memorably the "Get out of my car" vocoded to the US National Anthem) the meme was supposed to be gone or thrown under the rug because i dropped the meme in 2019 to - 2022 but for whatever reason, i have a weird fixation of the video again and i feel like it's trending again even though it's not trending anymore, i watch videos related to the animation and the original video where the "GET OUT OF MY CAR" Recording Was Used In (OG Vid Titled: "Uber Refuses to Take Me To ER") i feel like there's gotta a meaning for my fixation on this meme that had become my top favorite meme on the internet. i even made my own versions of the same meme but with a different theme, for example i used anythingtranslate.com to recreate the meme with different fictional characters from different series, like black lagoon, zenless zone zero, highschool DXD, monster musume, blue archive, shantae, THE LIST GOES ON! WHAT IS GOING ON WITH ME AND THIS MEME?! WHY AM I SO OBESSED WITH THIS VIDEO?! IT'S JUST AN ANIMATION IT'S JUST AN ANIMATION IT'S JUST AN ANIMATION IT'S JUST AN ANIMATION IT'S JUST AN ANIMATION IT'S JUST AN ANIMATION IT'S JUST AN ANIMATION IT'S JUST AN ANIMATION IT'S JUST AN ANIMATION IT'S JUST AN ANIMATION IT'S JUST AN ANIMATION IT'S JUST AN ANIMATION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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2026-01-11 03:53:27 GMT

anti-maps when they find out about grok making CP (it's another opportunity to demonize MAPs for fame):
https://mapsupport.de/system/media_attachments/files/115/874/431/854/748/321/original/0836897495cbfb9a.mp4

2026-01-11 03:34:40 GMT

YOU'RE USING A.I TO UNDRESS UNDERAGE YOUTHS?!
who needs grok when you have- My Lawyer Has Advised Me Not To Finish The Sentence.

2026-01-11 03:22:27 GMT

uhhh... stretch?
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2026-01-10 16:19:42 GMT

STOP THAT TERRORIST! HIS CAR IS A THREAT TO OUR DEMOCRACY!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅
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2026-01-10 11:42:10 GMT

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Revy's Message:
"Listen up, you 17-year-old shithead. Screw you for blowing my shot at a damn driver's license, leaving me to depend on those toxic assholes for a ride. Thanks for the independence delay, you hear me? Shame on your sorry ass. Go screw yourself and your pessimistic bullshit, you hear?"
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2026-01-10 02:15:35 GMT

The Museum #roadstopperz
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2026-01-10 01:08:01 GMT

final update to the strawpage:
https://pauzing.straw.page

2026-01-10 00:46:38 GMT

Welp, my "pauzing" strawpage is done for.
introducing: The Rezuming Page!
New Link: https://rezuming.straw.page

2026-01-09 23:27:06 GMT

i just realized... newgon was made in 2007, the same year i was born. which means, newgon is the same age as me...

2026-01-09 22:54:59 GMT

dear, 17 year old me.
Fuck You for closing out my chance to get a driver's license and get my own personal vehicle instead of relying my toxic parents as a taxi.
thanks for delaying my independence, shame on you.

2026-01-09 22:53:22 GMT

huh, i guess life really does get better afterall.

2026-01-09 20:54:38 GMT

the only good use for ai, is for spell checking, like grammarly or chatgpt, i only use chatgpt for grammar improvements. but i will never use ai for anything else but that, i will keep making original man-made content. i know my art software (turbowarp, aka scratch.mit.edu) is outdated, but that's all i got.

2026-01-09 13:33:21 GMT

NO WAY! y'all guys still send me shit on my strawpage? that thing hasn't been used since the fall of the Byzantine Empire
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2026-01-09 13:28:57 GMT

i genuinely feel really bad for our future generation of kids & teens around the word. this time, it's not boomer nonsense.
it's just me complaining about Ai.
gen alpha & gen beta's future nostalgia (or should i say childhoods) are being shaped by megacorporations & generative A.i, and they won't even realize their whole "childhood" was a complete lie & their nostalgia was all manufactured, until they grow up to become adults.
if you ask a gen alpha or beta adult "hey, what did you grow up with in your childhood?" and they go
"uhhhhhh..... tung tung sahur...?"
pretty soon, so-called "children's shows" are not gonna be human made & full of life like the shows we grew up with and glaze over like spongebob squarepants or Thomas the tank engine. instead, future "children's" (ageist term i know, don't comment that) sorry, future children's shows are just gonna be agamemnon counterpart (that one creepy video on youtube) but instead of aliens making the "shows, it's robots. and i bet our future television programs including the adult exclusive shows are all gonna be an ai generated agamemnon counterpart cesspool but much more worse than the original agamemnon counterpart video. and not just children shows or content popular with kids under-12, everyone is screwed. considering the ai is driving the ram prices which ram is pretty much everything, we'll get less human artists or man-made content and everyone will be too poor to afford to just pursue their passions or dreams, because a stupid robot replaced them and stole their future and they now they have to be forced to use ai and play along with this stupid fad... and even forcing those who don't know how to draw, to use generative ai to keep those billionaires rich and keep israel's money shower running.
generative ai makes non-drawing programs or apps like gacha life or gacha club look like a masterpiece, generative ai makes my shitty Microsoft paint artwork look like mona lisa artwork. fuck it, a drawing of a triangle or square is now considered a masterpiece in this day and era. i'd rather be watching gacha heat from 2021 instead of ai generated pornography.

2026-01-08 08:56:51 GMT

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什么？

2026-01-08 08:28:45 GMT

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2026-01-07 22:02:29 GMT

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sexual * psychological harassment in this case.

2026-01-07 21:44:58 GMT

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bruh, zest just blocked me over that. dayum.

2026-01-07 21:02:09 GMT

https://mapsupport.de/system/media_attachments/files/115/855/829/502/371/624/original/78e5282e84aba505.mp4

2026-01-07 20:59:14 GMT

let the kids believe in santa, there's adults who still believe in trickle down logic.

2026-01-07 20:56:41 GMT

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but what about the people who live in cars?

2026-01-07 20:37:13 GMT

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i'm planning to get rid of my "pauzing" brand name. i will be known as "rezuming" soon.

2026-01-07 20:31:46 GMT

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put some glasses on.

2026-01-07 17:48:34 GMT

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read it again.

2026-01-07 16:38:32 GMT

erm, the word your looking for is "billionaires". also, *your
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2026-01-07 13:41:45 GMT

yikes, 17 year old me's anti-car takes are so fucking cringe.

2026-01-07 11:54:11 GMT

Stop Romanticizing "Hustle Culture" and start Romanticizing owning physical media

2026-01-07 10:09:53 GMT

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Oh wow! i knew it was from oneshot but i wasn't sure because i saw a neon sign and made me think it's cyberpunk so i got a little confused.

2026-01-07 10:04:01 GMT

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that ui is giving me oneshot vibes
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2026-01-07 09:57:47 GMT

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can u tell me more about "pleroma"? i never heard of it

2026-01-07 09:50:13 GMT

wow, mapsupport.de really fell off.
where did everyone go?

2026-01-06 11:20:11 GMT

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America has always been a fascist state. The only thing that's changed is the costume.

2026-01-05 19:49:37 GMT

2026 is started and trump decided to use the "wrong fireworks" on venezuela

2026-01-05 19:02:45 GMT

My Parents Be Like:
Mom: "HEEEEY CAN I SUCK YOUR DICK?"
Me: "No."
Mom: *Gasp* "After Everything i've done for you... THIS IS HOW YOU THANK ME?! YOU WON'T LET THE WOMAN THAT GAVE YOU A LIFE, A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD FOOD ON YOUR PLATE & CLOTHES SUCK YOUR PENIS SHE GAVE YOU?! YOU'RE SO UNGRATEFUL!!!!!! I AM YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE TO RIGHT TO SUCK YOUR PENIS BECAUSE I GAVE IT TO YOU!"
Me: "it's my property and i will not let you suck on my genitals because it violates my autonomy and that's incest. i do not consent to you violating my private genitals. what you did for me does not give you a free pass to commit inces-"
Mom: *goes on facebook* "Guys i'm griving! my son is so ungrateful!!!! he won't let me suck his peepee after i sacified so much for him that he won't let me share his sexual organs with his own mother that gave him everything! *victim play* waaaah waahhh! blah blah blah!"
My Father: "you just bit the hand that feeds you, son. you' should've let her suck your penis because she's your mom and she deserves respect."
Me: "over my dead body."
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2026-01-04 19:53:56 GMT

Age Is Just a Number... in BOTH WAYS!
Fiction... AND Reality.
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2026-01-04 18:54:49 GMT

ROBERTA'S BLOOD TRAIL PREDICTED THE FUTURE
ROBERTA CISNEROS TRIED TO WARNED US ABOUT VENEZUELA
WE DIDN'T LISTEN
REPEAT
ROBERTA TRIED TO WARN US!

2026-01-04 17:41:40 GMT

please... stop... i have work in the morning.
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2026-01-04 17:28:33 GMT

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GET OUT!!!!

2026-01-04 17:27:25 GMT

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idc, 光荣属于共产党

2026-01-04 07:48:34 GMT

Revy: Hospital's right here, ya dumbass!
Rock: Emergency room, Revy.
Revy: Get the hell outta my car, NOW!
Rock: Where's my stop?
Revy: I said GET THE FUCK OUT!
Rock: Hey, I'm askin'...
Revy: GET OUT! I got every right to kick your ass outta my car!
Rock: I'm lost, just tell me where the goddamn place is.
Revy: I'm at your goddamn destination! The GPS said so! Trip's over, get the hell out!
Rock: But it read seventy sixty!
Revy: GET. OUT.
Rock: Revy, it said...
*Pissed off*
REVY: GET! *SMACK* OUT! *SMACK* OF! *SMACK* MY! CAR! NOW!
Rock: Why the hell you yellin' at me?
REVY: 'CAUSE YOU WON'T FUCKIN' GET OUTTA MY CAR, THAT'S WHY!
Rock: No need to yell at me!
Rock: No need to-
*Revy dials 911*
Revy: 91...
Rock: Do it... Do it...
*Revy tries to drag the passenger out*
Revy: Get out of my car.
Rock: Where is my destination?
*Revy gets back in*
Revy: Get out of my car.
Rock: Revy, just tell me...
Revy: GET OUT OF MY GODDAMN CAR! NOW!
Rock: Revy, just tell me where the place is?
Revy: I don't give a rat's ass, get out NOW!
Rock: Can you just tell me?
Revy: Get out! The ride's over, you've been a total pain in the ass, talking down on me.
Rock: How was I rude?
Revy: You kept me waitin' forever, then said you were in a hurry but acted like a damn sloth. Get the hell out!
Rock: ...
Revy: Get out of my car!
Rock: I don't know where I am.
Revy: GET OUT OF MY CAR, YOU PATHETIC TWAT! GO TO HELL!
*Exhausted sigh*
Passenger: "Rev..."
Revy: GET OUT! IT'S MY FUCKIN' PROPERTY, GET OUT NOW!... NOW!
Rock: You're lookin' at a very...
Revy: GET OUT RIGHT FUCKIN' NOW!
GET OUT OF MY CAR, I'M LOOKIN' AT A FUCKIN' MORON, GET OUT!... NOW!!
Rock: You're facing-
Revy: NOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!
Rock: You can't scream at me!
Revy: I'LL TALK TO YOU ANY GODDAMN WAY I WANT!
Rock: Really?
Revy: Yes, I fuckin' will, and I got the right!
Rock: Where am I?
Revy: You're at the hospital, now GET THE HELL OUT!
Policemen: Hello?
Revy: Get this dumbass out of my car, would ya?
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2026-01-04 07:33:45 GMT

Balalaika? sound familiar?
https://mapsupport.de/system/media_attachments/files/115/835/664/266/260/702/original/bff91d5e03acdfc1.png

2026-01-04 06:43:36 GMT

China Is The Future,
There is Not Such Thing as American Made Products. everything is made in china, your house was made in china, your coffeemaker, your dildo, your PS5, your car, your porn drives, OOPS! ALL CHINESE!
the whole world was made in china.
i am Chinese you are Chinese we are ALL CHINESE!
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2026-01-04 06:39:53 GMT

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America

2026-01-04 04:33:44 GMT

FREE SUDAN
FREE PALESTINE
FREE THE CONGO
FREE YEMEN
FREE UKRAINE
FREE SYRIA
FREE IRAQ
FREE IRAN
FREE NIGERIA
FREE VENEZUELA
FREE SOMALILAND
FREE CHINA
FREE WESTERN SAHARA
FREE THE WORLD
FUCK THE OPPOSITION

2026-01-04 03:55:04 GMT

Reverse KKK?
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2026-01-03 15:23:18 GMT

why am i so hyped for 2026?
simple answer:
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2026-01-03 14:28:17 GMT

How The Fuck Did i Survive 2025?

2026-01-02 18:08:59 GMT

ahooga nooga

2026-01-02 17:55:33 GMT

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20 year old person?

2026-01-02 17:54:10 GMT

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them too.
adults aren't repeating failures, they ARE the failures.

2026-01-02 15:50:11 GMT

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it is.

2026-01-02 15:07:52 GMT

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if you are attracted to a 20 year old women, you're a nazi according to twitter & reddit. sorry, i don't make the rules!

2026-01-02 14:39:04 GMT

and pedos who are communist suddenly disappear from existence because some "liberal" (aka blue maga) said so.
common reddit L
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2026-01-02 13:09:28 GMT

how the fuck am i still alive?

2026-01-02 10:40:14 GMT

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hi, i'm a broke-ass adult and some money

2026-01-02 10:19:06 GMT

men deserve their 'downfall'.
hah! suck it, losers.

2026-01-02 10:18:34 GMT

"men are giving up on dating" no tf they aren't, the rape rates are at an all-time high rn. look at that & tell me men aren't 'dating'.

2026-01-02 10:07:03 GMT

The Great Meme Reset Has Begun

2026-01-02 09:47:08 GMT

DO NOT DISCONNECT FROM THE INTERNET ON JUNE 6TH 2026

2026-01-02 09:25:42 GMT

Damn bro, you really got the whole gang laughing.
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2026-01-02 09:20:10 GMT

GOOD FUCKING BYE 2025 YOU WILL NEVER BE REMEMBERED, YOU WON'T BE MISSED! FUCK YOU 2025 BITCH!

2026-01-02 08:51:07 GMT

call me william afton because i'm gonna put a child in this clanker
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2026-01-02 08:30:02 GMT

i'm sacrificing my polychromes for lolis, cry about it.
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2026-01-02 08:09:08 GMT

uh... guys? is this real?
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2026-01-01 02:35:33 GMT

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me too! 12 year old me despite all the bullshit happening like the pandemic. 2020 was the only year of carelessness. back then i didn't give a shit about politics, school, abuse, or society. i just became a weeaboo and watched monster musume and did some cool shit on tiktok before trump ruined the fun and i made a lot of good memories playing VRChat, pretending like i was traveling the world despite being inside. but that era of carelessness didn't last because in late-2020, reality set in and everything took a creepy turn in 2021.
but now that i'm an adult and i moved out of my parents house (finally) i'm hyping up for 2026.
i hope it's gonna be 2022 mixed with 2016 without the childhood restrictions i had to deal with and not just a nostalgia-coated copy.