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The data centers for the servers have not been built and won't be for years if ever. If Sam Altman wants to improve the global utility function, he should stop hoarding things he can't use - including most of his $$$$$$$$$$! npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Sam wants your RAM https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/data-centers/openai-ceo-says-its-quite-terrible-for-your-pc-to-have-ram-sam-altman-says-data-centers-offer-better-utilization npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer I know the new name for the street formerly named Army was already chosen, but is there any chance it can be renamed for Dolores Huerta? npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Something I've wondered about for a while - why is bird 💩 white? Turns out it's because it's not 💩, it's pee. Apparently birds pee a pasty white solid instead of a yellowish liquid. The more you know! npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/117/494/498/995/973/658/original/240fea7135252743.png npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Count von Count has found your secret key https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/117/476/249/977/984/892/original/83716453c14ed981.mp4 npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Skyline https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/117/447/716/152/759/670/original/cb7de8be7829464a.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Some generalizations I've come to while eating all these sandwiches: - Sandwich shops in government civic center areas: fast, average price, sometimes crappy - Sandwich shops in financial districts: fast, expensive, usually very good - Sandwich shops near high schools: average price, pretty good, HUGE - Lone bodegas in residential areas: the owner is so happy to see you and wants to be your friend and makes you the best sandwich they can npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer After the Ukraine war is over, we should extend the Anti-Personnel Mine Ban Convention to include autonomous anti-personnel drones. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/117/378/833/426/525/930/original/24acda6b7b4d9e5b.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer If you help build the Torment Nexus, you will be tormented last. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer 18 USC § 597 not only makes it a crime to merely *offer* to pay for votes, but it's written so that it could be charged separately for each person who would receive the bribe. So, two years in prison times 170 million USA voters... You do the math. https://codes.findlaw.com/us/title-18-crimes-and-criminal-procedure/18-usc-sect-597/ npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer I keep seeing political influencers saying you should protect your vote by using ballot drop boxes instead of mailing your completed ballot and, yeah sure drop boxes are great, I use them every time, but THAT'S NOT THE THREAT. The threat this time is that the USPS won't deliver your ballot to you in the first place. You can't use a drop box if you don't have a ballot to drop. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…ugpy One of my favorite buildings. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Proof of "life" https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/117/051/592/530/844/246/original/d7d229e838a61af2.webp npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Someone should make a Jurassic Park satire in which Colonel Sanders has an island lair where he has been de-extinctifying giant flightless birds for fast food purposes. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer El Chimera https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/117/005/356/249/233/530/original/b6a93d22f628d812.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Good morning. https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/986/612/430/109/178/original/6e4fc5b4ce36a9ab.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Update: https://pix11.com/news/local-news/coffee-sold-in-ny-nj-recalled-for-botulism-risk-fda/ https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/975/600/059/347/730/original/5423761666db5d0f.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…r0x4 ....Brexiters were twice as likely to die? Maybe they were tended to be older, but even so that's a really big factor. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer I am a model, you know what I mean And I do my little turn while getting arrested Yeah getting arrested, getting arrested, yeah I do my little turn while getting arrested https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/952/940/679/906/911/original/d45858fc86cf4580.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Diarrhea jokes: always funny (if it's not you). https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/931/370/472/108/178/original/7206affb5eae5e54.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer China's single time zone demonstrates that people will adapt to whatever numbers are on the clock. I mildly prefer year round Standard Time just because it's closer to Solar Time, but that's because of my niche interests. Most people do not care about that. They very much do care about not having to dick with clocks twice a year and suffer from stationary jet lag. Year round Standard Time, year round Daylight Time, world-wide GMT - all would be fine. Stop messing with clocks! npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Today is Artificial Intelligence Appreciation Day for some reason, so everyone please celebrate appropriately. https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/930/232/091/872/243/original/8c69f8dfcfada851.mp4 npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…5876 The first one is "Yes, and" which is the fundamental rule of improv. Maybe this means improv is the opposite of mansplaining. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer BALKONKRAFTWERK https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/902/263/077/582/617/original/5ea32b0b0e4e8631.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer One of my favorite movies: "Colossus: The Forbin Project" https://www.berkeleyside.org/2026/07/08/colossus-the-forbin-project-ai-dangerous npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Good night SF. https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/831/241/116/671/822/original/63cc7066fe81801e.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer The Yosemite Sam, from McBaker Market https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/829/631/453/993/142/original/819f802310e75351.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…cy5p This is fascinating and horrifying. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUR4BbZ38s8 npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer The Strait of Warm Ooze has made it to Google Maps https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/797/445/216/264/237/original/37b04e368209f0cd.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Trade offer https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/756/416/365/540/281/original/4dc120088d461e04.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Caulifornia https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/737/930/900/478/831/original/11b8d94083229397.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Unexpected panini! Not my usual style of sandwich. Very good though. The Godfather, from Handy Deli at Irving & 19th. https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/711/152/160/458/665/original/07124e4bff6e6d6e.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer I met a traveller from an antique land Who said: Twelve vast and brutalist tubes of stone Stood in the plaza. And on the plaque these words appeared: “Vaillancourt Fountain 1971 precastaggregate concrete" Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level multi-use area stretches far away. https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/682/760/716/636/666/original/cb78da6ecc2766d9.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…z6kv @nprofile…h0ll Toppling leftist regimes? npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Unless they drive on the bus island. https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/609/346/501/433/134/original/35ce26833a8da2da.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer I think the new bike lane on Folsom is going to be a two-way cycle track. But until it gets paint and center-line posts, it's wide enough to drive in so drivers drive in it. https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/609/339/845/864/377/original/f0abd237ee5bb41e.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer The Ed, Edd, and Eddy, from Crave Subs in Downtown Berkeley. https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/587/067/306/650/084/original/0e6d5e31570dfa50.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer It took a lot of work but my siblings and I got my Mom's house in Berkeley ready to sell. First open house is this Sunday. The garage door used to be white. I swear I didn't even hint to the project manager that it should be painted ACME Green. https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/531/318/561/089/561/original/62eb606c2b92c907.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Restaurant web pages continue to be the worst https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/518/219/323/285/904/original/b823a2014c7895f4.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/499/684/444/892/797/original/ed41ddaf9fe5ec15.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…gcwg I stopped posting there last December for no particular reason. Might resume at some point. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer It's Ed Balls Day. #EdBalls https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/482/525/158/309/751/original/90d032543c98f5bf.png npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Hope you have a perfect date today. https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/465/794/903/726/255/original/b202e95938ba04db.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…sg89 Found some prior art https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/417/583/558/682/945/original/026f7825cf782ed2.jpg https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/417/583/963/015/273/original/c25daaae69b83e10.jpg https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/417/595/526/841/504/original/039e07fafca78a7d.jpg https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/417/602/406/526/109/original/0a52228c4d4ef417.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…4hqr Robert Reich uses 'centibillionaire' a lot and my teeth are getting eroded from all the grinding. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer The backlash has begun. Anti-AI as marketing point. #ButlerianJihad https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/415/913/212/706/336/original/0d9d663689ca8de5.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…4hqr Thank you for using the proper metric prefix for x100! npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…58qt Hey speaking of food guides, here's something I've been working on for a while: a SANDWICH MAP. http://acme.com/jef/sandwiches/ npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer #NoKings https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/298/133/939/167/346/original/17c8631c2009e271.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/172/211/671/473/061/original/83bb24c92bbb21eb.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…rx7g https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/144/027/780/515/190/original/1f98bf3219254a8a.png npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Apple should make airpods that dig out ear wax instead of jamming it in harder. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer A few months ago ago @nprofile…ugpy described the AI bubble thusly: "The collapse of the AI bubble is going to be ugly. Seven AI companies currently account for more than a third of the stock market, and they endlessly pass around the same $100b IOU." I've been thinking of it as a check-kiting scam, but it's really simpler than that: it's a game of Hot Potato. Whoever has the IOU when the bubble pops loses the round. The rest scavenge the parts and then start shaking VC trees for the next round. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…ugpy Wow, 25 years ago! It looks like the ampersands in the License Maker URL have an extra level of escape, which prevents the web site from accepting them as separators. On my browser anyway. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…4xpq "Special delivery for Sarah Connor." npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer https://www.gov.ca.gov/2026/01/27/governor-newsom-and-attorney-general-bonta-to-law-enforcement-local-and-state-police-have-authority-to-investigate-crimes-committed-by-federal-agents/ Governor Newsom and Attorney General Bonta to law enforcement: Local and state police have authority to investigate crimes committed by federal agents npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…z6kv Which is worse, getting screenfulls of compiler errors, or getting zero compiler errors? npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer #Deadbert https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/888/636/622/745/344/original/f61bb6f8150a9575.png npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Was looking for movies set in 2026 and found out that while the original "Metropolis" was set in the year 3000, the 1984 re-do by Giorgio Moroder moved it forward to 2026. https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/792/209/988/174/508/original/241493abc303d3e5.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer You will be visited by three spirits https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/777/844/367/827/119/original/bce825db720e2d42.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer "average person redacts 3 mentions of themself from the Epstein files" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person redacts 0 mentions. Redactions Donuld, who lives in golf motel & redacts over 10,000 mentions each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…868s @nprofile…998y Victor is ready for dissolving. https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/743/206/982/209/508/original/0d75c565476d8996.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer The Angelo's https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/714/298/614/155/667/original/e172699917ce7a39.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Papa burger, from Papa Mak's. https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/685/715/750/462/977/original/f5e1d57cfba0cff9.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Clipper going well. https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/685/486/731/469/447/original/d6021d5015552f00.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…q7h2 chrysina limbata https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/675/664/087/233/988/original/024d31df62b09b0a.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer New mural. https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/668/723/983/382/924/original/c0fada3e92ae71fb.jpg https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/668/724/759/657/219/original/fbe83a284f56bbc0.jpg https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/668/725/619/224/999/original/0d830c202891c158.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer With all the hubbub over the one boat mass-murder where two extra people were murdered, it's worth a reminder that it was just the first one and there have been twenty-two other boat mass-murders since then. And counting. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Is anyone else seeing display bugs in the most recent Mastodon web UI builds? Like, buttons that disappear when you hover over them, instead of getting highlighted? Maybe CSS issues? Or is it just me? I'm on v4.6.0-nightly.2025-12-02 and the Post button on this toot is doing the disappear-on-hover thing right now. Same for the + New Post button in the sidebar. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer USA Department of Defense Law of War Manual, page 1088: https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/647/647/708/205/864/original/128b69db969adeaf.png npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…y70r @nprofile…lepz I imagine she would mostly use it to play Shonen Knife songs. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…lepz I was just thinking about getting one of these for an ex of mine. https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/583/794/634/841/952/original/95218c7dd0f301ad.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Something just occurred to be about that 'ask a chatbot to draw a clock' thing that is going around this morning. If you search the web for "draw a clock", what you get is a bunch of papers on diagnosing cognitive decline. The clocks the chatbots draw look just like the examples in those papers. This is not because chatbots are demented, it's because those crappy clock drawings in the psych papers are what the chatbots trained on. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer RESIST https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/549/976/778/206/875/original/eeb58eb02988484f.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Looks like Elon's vibe-coding idiots managed to screw up the last remaining good thing from Twitter: the search syntax. Specifically, parentheses. You can no longer build complicated search expressions with parentheses. Now would be a great time for Mastodon to implement full boolean search syntax. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer "Senators near deal to reopen government as key Democrats signal willingness to fall for the same old trick once again." https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/522/277/762/148/878/original/0bfd92ee8db037bc.mp4 npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer The Bay Bridge looks cozy this morning. https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/515/065/379/698/733/original/ff095ca473176363.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…998y https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/500/552/748/513/825/original/706ab77db0cb48f7.png npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Gun Town There's a town near you where most of the residents spend much of their days running around with guns. The guns are real. They are loaded with real bullets. Their fingers are on the triggers. But they don't pull the triggers, they just yell "BANG, BANG, BANG!" npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer "Gargoyles serve as human surveillance devices, recording everything that happens around them. Nothing looks stupider; these getups are the modern-day equivalent of the slide-rule scabbard or the calculator pouch on the belt, marking the user as belonging to a class that is at once above and far below human society." - Snow Crash (1992) https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/460/260/418/425/242/original/16d4afa0af629bdb.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer 🙄 https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/401/738/769/316/502/original/05f61ccfd45c919f.png npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/400/941/208/111/386/original/216b2f2c0f7f5d63.mp4 npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer This is what antifa looks like. https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/397/803/607/273/160/original/1609867197858ccc.png npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer https://www.sfchronicle.com/opinion/openforum/article/california-secession-us-trump-21081145.php Trump’s America is effectively abandoning California I’ve written about the idea of California breaking up with the U.S. for a decade. I’ve embraced independence at times, in frustration. But I’ve also expressed doubts. There were simply too many reasons to stay. But now those reasons have evaporated. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…76tx @nprofile…qz4x I liked the part about trains. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…73zc If you gaze too long into the Federated Abyss, the Federated Abyss asks you to add alt text to it. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Gonna call him President Droopy https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/187/618/769/393/570/original/2b96d987d90ae302.jpg https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/187/619/089/912/362/original/19cd1cf6e1745c93.jpg https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/187/619/408/371/475/original/2a7909ed86f6c1fa.jpg https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/187/619/738/743/153/original/279258a0ed019aaa.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Good night. https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/160/698/887/784/792/original/416c2a1c731bfd05.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer I don't know when Trump will die but I do know it will be on a holiday npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Beat The Reds With The Blue Wedge https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/075/686/539/334/051/original/0684c02c84f9ebe2.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…qz4x How about a dab of paint instead of tape? I used to use white paint-pen to redo the letters on laptop keyboards that came with an anti-oldster light gray on dark gray color scheme, and it stood up to my Teletype-trained key pounding. https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/038/667/269/086/754/original/229958d73cffc138.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…jqvx Pretty much the opposite of this but a friend used to get the free Amazon Dash buttons and repurpose them for his own household control tasks. Was pretty easy: (1) Press the button and see what IP address it contacts (2) Add a firewall rule to block the button from contacting that address block. (3) Detect the attempt, and use that to trigger the task. No need to decode the packet at all, just notice that it happened. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…6nn7 @nprofile…qz4x @nprofile…exs3 @nprofile…6fay Twitter's UI for thread posting, where you click a [+] button to add another empty tweet form, is not terrible. I designed the same thing for my own experimental Twitter UI years before they implemented theirs. Improving it by automatically moving overflowing paragraphs to the new form would make it pretty good actually. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer The good kind of Tesla https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/006/814/042/034/513/original/910eb3304a2277b5.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Should I pitch this to SNL for the fall season? https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/996/059/854/464/397/original/b77e1d549a89a927.png