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Last Notes npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer I am a model, you know what I mean npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer The Strait of Warm Ooze has made it to Google Maps npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…z6kv @nprofile…h0ll Toppling leftist regimes? npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Unless they drive on the bus island. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer I think the new bike lane on Folsom is going to be a two-way cycle track. But until it gets paint and center-line posts, it's wide enough to drive in so drivers drive in it. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer The Ed, Edd, and Eddy, from Crave Subs in Downtown Berkeley. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Restaurant web pages continue to be the worst npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/499/684/444/892/797/original/ed41ddaf9fe5ec15.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…gcwg I stopped posting there last December for no particular reason. Might resume at some point. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Hope you have a perfect date today. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…4hqr Robert Reich uses 'centibillionaire' a lot and my teeth are getting eroded from all the grinding. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…4hqr Thank you for using the proper metric prefix for x100! npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer #NoKings npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…z6kv Which is worse, getting screenfulls of compiler errors, or getting zero compiler errors? npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Was looking for movies set in 2026 and found out that while the original "Metropolis" was set in the year 3000, the 1984 re-do by Giorgio Moroder moved it forward to 2026. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer You will be visited by three spirits npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer "average person redacts 3 mentions of themself from the Epstein files" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person redacts 0 mentions. Redactions Donuld, who lives in golf motel & redacts over 10,000 mentions each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…868s @nprofile…998y Victor is ready for dissolving. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer The Angelo's npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Papa burger, from Papa Mak's. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Clipper going well. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…q7h2 chrysina limbata npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer New mural. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer With all the hubbub over the one boat mass-murder where two extra people were murdered, it's worth a reminder that it was just the first one and there have been twenty-two other boat mass-murders since then. And counting. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Is anyone else seeing display bugs in the most recent Mastodon web UI builds? Like, buttons that disappear when you hover over them, instead of getting highlighted? Maybe CSS issues? Or is it just me? I'm on v4.6.0-nightly.2025-12-02 and the Post button on this toot is doing the disappear-on-hover thing right now. Same for the + New Post button in the sidebar. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer USA Department of Defense Law of War Manual, page 1088: npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…y70r @nprofile…lepz I imagine she would mostly use it to play Shonen Knife songs. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…lepz I was just thinking about getting one of these for an ex of mine. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Something just occurred to be about that 'ask a chatbot to draw a clock' thing that is going around this morning. If you search the web for "draw a clock", what you get is a bunch of papers on diagnosing cognitive decline. The clocks the chatbots draw look just like the examples in those papers. This is not because chatbots are demented, it's because those crappy clock drawings in the psych papers are what the chatbots trained on. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer RESIST npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Looks like Elon's vibe-coding idiots managed to screw up the last remaining good thing from Twitter: the search syntax. Specifically, parentheses. You can no longer build complicated search expressions with parentheses. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer "Senators near deal to reopen government as key Democrats signal willingness to fall for the same old trick once again." npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer The Bay Bridge looks cozy this morning. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…998y npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Gun Town npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer "Gargoyles serve as human surveillance devices, recording everything that happens around them. Nothing looks stupider; these getups are the modern-day equivalent of the slide-rule scabbard or the calculator pouch on the belt, marking the user as belonging to a class that is at once above and far below human society." - Snow Crash (1992) npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer 🙄 npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/115/400/941/208/111/386/original/216b2f2c0f7f5d63.mp4 npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer This is what antifa looks like. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer https://www.sfchronicle.com/opinion/openforum/article/california-secession-us-trump-21081145.php npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…76tx @nprofile…qz4x I liked the part about trains. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…73zc If you gaze too long into the Federated Abyss, the Federated Abyss asks you to add alt text to it. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Gonna call him President Droopy npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Five years ago today. Photo taken at high noon. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Good night. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Beat The Reds With The Blue Wedge npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Hello @nprofile…mk9n! npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…qz4x How about a dab of paint instead of tape? I used to use white paint-pen to redo the letters on laptop keyboards that came with an anti-oldster light gray on dark gray color scheme, and it stood up to my Teletype-trained key pounding. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…jqvx Pretty much the opposite of this but a friend used to get the free Amazon Dash buttons and repurpose them for his own household control tasks. Was pretty easy: (1) Press the button and see what IP address it contacts (2) Add a firewall rule to block the button from contacting that address block. (3) Detect the attempt, and use that to trigger the task. No need to decode the packet at all, just notice that it happened. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…6nn7 @nprofile…qz4x @nprofile…exs3 @nprofile…6fay Twitter's UI for thread posting, where you click a [+] button to add another empty tweet form, is not terrible. I designed the same thing for my own experimental Twitter UI years before they implemented theirs. Improving it by automatically moving overflowing paragraphs to the new form would make it pretty good actually. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer The good kind of Tesla npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer #1 meatball from Mr. Pickle's. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…qz4x If you're going to pack an extra device, why not bring an actual mouse? I dislike touchpads in general so I've always used a mini-mouse with laptops. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer TIL that the term "gerrymander" originated when a guy named Gerry made a voting district shaped like a salamander. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Wrong: "Trump imposed a 39% tariff on Switzerland." Right: "Trump imposed a 39% tariff on Americans who buy from Switzerland." Every time you see this mistake, correct it. Every. Time. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Letter to the Editor in today's SF Chron: npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer This is fine. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Just fixed my bathroom toothbrush holder, which had been falling off since before I moved in. All it needed was the right screw, and I suddenly remembered that I've been saving random hardware in a pickle jar for almost as long. Only took a minute to find a screw that fit perfectly. 🪛 💪 npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…4h6v Is this enough hair? npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Both alligator and alcatraz are Spanish words. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…fynq When I hiked up Ularu (back before that became prohibited), one of the other hikers was wearing high heels and a fur coat. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer I just got a warning on reddit for saying we should beat robots to death with their own arms. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Zohran Mamdani won his primary 56%/44%. AOC won her primary 57%/43%. Democratic voters like candidates who advocate policies that Democratic voters like. It sounds like a tautology but somehow the Democratic Party machine says it's not true and we should nominate candidates who are Republicans with a smiley face pasted on, and when they keep losing they say it's because the candidates were not Republican-lite enough. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…604h Good rant, but when I got to this part I nearly injured myself in my haste to do it. Thank you! npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…qz4x The Butts are not a behind unto themselves but rather a component of a fully functioning posterior system npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…qz4x Brits really like ligatures. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…nlz9 Advantage of email: no one can take your preferred login credential. Advantage of username: what if your email changes? Or you don't use email, because you were born after 2000? npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…qz4x For some reason there are life-size figures of Jake and Elwood on the roof of a bar in San Anselmo CA. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…qpja I agree with the sentiment but not with the etymology. The term was not propaganda but rather to distinguish it from artificially made town gas. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Time once again to post Get Your War On #1. From 2001. Time is a flat circle. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer BAN CARS except for this one npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer It's the Solstice! Summer officially begins this evening at 7:41pm PDT. Here in the SF Bay Area, today will have 14h 43m 46s of daylight, tomorrow one second less. Earliest sunrise was a week ago, latest sunset will be on June 27/28 at 8:35:11pm. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Good night. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Sic semper tyrannis. #NoKings #MrChoppy npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer #NoKings #SF npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Newsom should keep the California Guard in LA to protect the No Kings demos from the Marines. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer go ahead. keep screaming "Get In The Bike Lane " at me. it only makes me ride Slower npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer #CalExit npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Just learned that the local C compiler has a 128-bit integer type so I'm having some fun with it. sscanf and printf can't handle it so I wrote my own str-to-num and num-to-str routines like a caveman. Also the compiler can't do 128-bit constants, but I only needed powers of ten so I wrote another little routine for that. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer In 1969, Governor Reagan sent the National Guard to Berkeley and I got tear-gassed. Time is a flat circle. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…d92l The chair recognizes the gigantic bus stop. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/636/922/636/887/883/original/fe459f725a44a36a.jpg npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…gd5f 🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 BART is currently experiencing delays due to a DOG ON THE TRACKS npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Was wondering what the June 14th No Kings Day protests will be called in Europe, since they have Some Kings over there. No Royale With Cheese Day? Turns out they did think of this and are calling it No Tyrants Day. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Putin: What happen ? npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer I might have to go here when it opens. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer No Teslas Any Time npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer 🖕 npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Yesterday Elon's story was that his toddler gave him the black eye. The rumor was that it was from Cut-Rate Goebbels Stephen Miller because Elon was messing around with Miller's wife. Today the story is it was from Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent after Elon shoved him for pointing out that DOGE's claims of $trillions in savings were bullshit. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer "A government does not announce that they have become fascist, they announce that anti-fascists are enemies of the state." npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…gd5f Hey speaking of Alcatraz, this opinion piece in today's Chron says we should build a gigantic statue on it. The suggestion is Justice to go with New York's Liberty, which is ok I guess, but I was thinking maybe something more local. How about we compromise with a 500 foot @nprofile…455u? Holding up a 50 foot burrito? https://www.sfchronicle.com/opinion/openforum/article/trump-alcatraz-colossus-20337412.php npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…fv4z npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…qz4x The Kleenex-brand tissues I've used for decades seem to have been enshittified - they feel thinner and don't reliably separate from the next one. This makes me wonder if any brands of toilet paper have gone the enshittification route, which would be pretty ironic. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…gd5f My suggestions for renaming Golden Gate Park's roads: npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Phohibited npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer #TeslaTakedown is still going strong, every Saturday noon at your local electric dumpster dealership. npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Octopr0n npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer Chaise extra-lounge npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer @nprofile…q6ft Ran across this in the vintage computing sub on reddit. I wonder if you can find one! npub1jpq6a83gv20c5gg2tek63cwwdxl5r6fhkm4mcfpfapx9ljwvpwrq97jmde Jef Poskanzer #economy #tariffs #doom
