just a goofy thembo, not too clever representative of the clown college school of fucking up and getting laughed at. #1 fan of the sophomore album by crazy frog. member of guillotine gang. piracy advocate and amateur nazi-puncher in training to go pro #bad_@_hastags #not_cool_enough pfp is one of buds I hang out with becuz I'm shy of pictures header is a drawing I did that says Guillotine gang (it turns out I spelled it guillontine gang but what's an extra consonant or two between friends?)
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Last Notes npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket Working on a big painting of Fess https://media.neurodifferent.me/media_attachments/files/112/608/030/071/801/724/original/cb294f2c09be318b.jpg npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket I never went to art school because I never happened to have an extra hundred thousand dollars lying around so I could learn to put the term "liminal space" in the bullshit paragraph I am supposed to write "explaining" my work in dipshit buzzwords. npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket I've been helping out these kids who rap and make beats and stuff and they just sent me a diss track they made aimed at someone I don't like from my time in the music industry and I think this is the closest I'm ever going to feel to being a proud parent. npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket I'm either the dumb kind of smart or the smart kind of dumb and I'm neither dumb/smart nor smart/dumb enough to figure out which it is npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket You guys ever get nostalgic about old-timey phrases like "yeet it into the sun?" npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket As a society it's pretty clear that we were grossly overestimating our ability to ask a robot a question that makes smoke come out of their head until it pops off on a spring and boings around npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket https://media.neurodifferent.me/media_attachments/files/112/341/279/399/746/651/original/09b2634809e1f8ec.png npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket Music theory that only acknowledges 12 equal temperament pitches is like math theory that only acknowledges prime numbers. npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket I can't handle any more how people still write normal articles about Trump. "Trump says 2+2=banana, here's why experts say he's dead wrong" https://media.neurodifferent.me/media_attachments/files/112/295/228/422/084/198/original/96279c95628ee8c7.jpg npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket There's so many weird rules about what you can and can't do with your cybertruck that I'm starting to wonder if they are actually gremlins npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket Everyone said the internet was dead and then along come kids making Donghua Jinlong industrial grade glycine a meme and it's like a little flower blooming from the crack in the sidewalk npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket I'm so tired of the ratio of 80/20. Boycotting that fucking Jordan Peterson-ass ratio from here on in. It's 79/21 or 81/19 from this one from here on in. npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket Happy Neil banging out the tunes day to those who celebrate https://media.neurodifferent.me/media_attachments/files/112/264/490/019/075/776/original/995602877d50e443.jpg npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket Don't talk to me or my son (who is also me) ever again https://media.neurodifferent.me/media_attachments/files/112/247/814/563/313/599/original/d7505a1d2118944b.jpg npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket @npub1gzd…wfsq also anyone else could make the hashtag or whatever too, I'm not trying to be the boss of this I just want it to be a thing I get to be part of npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket @npub1gzd…wfsq I am famously terrible at hashtags to the point where I put it in my bio but that sounds smart to me npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket @npub1set…xfnn sweet! I have nothing that resembles a plan here but it seems like the response is pretty good so far. Any ideas anyone has to kick things off, I'm pretty jazzed up to see what happens npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket Is there an autistic musician community space somewhere or alternatively does anyone want to help me make one? npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket You don't owe yourself an explanation npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket I used to be such a huge fan if AI until that word stopped being an abbreviation for Allen Iverson and started meaning computers doing things poorly npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket https://media.neurodifferent.me/media_attachments/files/112/095/692/752/735/902/original/35f4e852bbce212e.jpg npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket @npub1yxz…2e8m you have inspired me to learn how to make my own doughnuts, which I have been wanting to do for a while npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket @npub1yxz…2e8m sounds delicious! npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket I love when people post their little wins. Just some small thing that went well. I love that npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket If the world somehow survives, kids will be doing their PhD theses on The Kat Williams interview with Shannon Sharpe 100 years from now npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket The cops know who is doing most of the street level activism, so if you're finding yourself increasingly radicalized and unsure of what to do, keep in mind that right now you have an incredible advantage in that the cops cannot imagine you doing anything. You can use that, people I know would do anything to have that anonymity, it opens a lot of options is all I'm saying. npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket It's pretty weird to realize the 2nd world war never actually ended npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket There's a lot of problems with ai art but I think my main issue is that it's confusing what art is. All ai art is the consequence of words you write in English or whatever language and then produce a result. But the whole point of art is that it's not linguistic communication. If you can encapsulate your image in a few sentences, the image is not necessary to the message, it's just fluff. It basically erases the whole idea of visual language and working out ideas visually and makes the whole thing into an image producing industry which is not art, is all capitalism npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket I was confused by the first thing I saw and thought Mitch had died and I was getting ready to celebrate and then I was like "oh he's stepping down" which is still good news but I can't help feel a bit let down from my intitial excitement. I'm going to go ahead and put the party hats away and just look wistfully out the window. I mean it's still really good news, don't get me wrong npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket It's really way too high a % of people who think "I hearby say...." and then follow it up with whatever bullshit somehow that makes something legally valid npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket White people making conspiracy theories is so weird when you think about it. Umm.. hate to be the one to break it to you but white people *are* the conspiracy npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket Neither Trump, nor Biden seems at all with it anymore. You vote against the fascist, it's not complicated. But either way the next administration is going to basically be a "Weekend at Bernie's" situation npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket @npub1yxz…2e8m oooh maybe I'll try that too npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket I'm too poor for noise cancelling headphones but I made my own version where I wear earplug under the headphones and crank the volume on a heavy drone of some kind. It basically works for me given my current circumstances and capacities. npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket https://media.neurodifferent.me/media_attachments/files/112/009/857/764/180/809/original/c397c663babd992d.jpg npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket @npub13x3…ulww "I have dogs heading my way" is such a nice feeling phrase I want to say it all the time npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket There's no such thing as correct pronunciation, it's an absurd concept based on outdated notions about what language even is. If your impulse is to correct someone's grammar or pronunciation who isn't like someone you are trying to help learn the language, the fact is your correction is incorrect. If you have a haughty condenseding attitude about it you're not just wrong, you're what I call "goober wrong" npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket Jesus absolute Christ https://media.neurodifferent.me/media_attachments/files/112/002/298/136/801/719/original/b2da3af6f6f7489b.mp4 npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket @npub1g3c…24kx I loved it, keep doing it pls npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket I found all these old notebooks, this is a little schematic I drew up for a remix I was hired for which I did all "out of the box" or constructed only on hardware without using the computer for anything besides recording tracks. This would be circa 2009 I think https://media.neurodifferent.me/media_attachments/files/111/999/404/829/071/485/original/994e43481d603ba7.jpg npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket @npub1g3c…24kx I honestly can't spell to save my life I have to double check every word and I still mess it up. npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket My brain is probably put in backwards because I think jokes and memes are like twice as funny when I *don't* understand the npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket @npub1g4u…5c3s but thanks for clodhopping in and being this gratuitously obnoxious, it's a great look on you npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket @npub1g4u…5c3s someone already answered the question instead of being a goodball and I already thanked them before you even showed up. Your confusion is on you fucknut npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket I wish there was a notification or something when I share a post that goes to the person who boosted it to my feed and not just the person who made it. There are people on here who I "interact" with often by sharing or liking things they're showing me from around mastodon and they sort of have no way of knowing that, but it's also like a social interaction on here, I feel connected to the people whose boosts I often boost. npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket A lot of people are obsessed with a tiny w so hard they can't see the big fat L they are taking. (I'm a lot of people most of the time) npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket @npub1g4u…5c3s @npub1nvl…sgp6 despite overwhelming consensus about climate change and virology, we have a crisis with regards to each. But by all means be a condescending dickhead about anyone who doesn't understand something. You guys are doing a bang-up job, give yourself a fucking hand npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket I'm full of beans today, maybe going to put the phone down npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket In honor of learning that Einstein refused lecturing engagements anywhere that wasn't a HBCU for the last 20 years of his life, I will officially no longer believe anything a white man says. Those guys are way too comfortable npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket @npub1vu7…nmuv I'm kind of using it as jargon which is dangerous I realized, but to me "crazy" isn't a term that describes a person, but it describes a way people will look at others to dismiss them. So I think "you look like a crazy person" doesn't imply that crazy people exist or that's even a thing, just a category you have been slotted into, but language is hard npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket @npub1nvl…sgp6 as in, I appreciate you making "science literacy" your point and respecting me enough to engage what I said, it really doesn't take much tbh and science has a pretty severe issue with messaging these days. Maybe if certain people with large reaches had the same priority we would be in a better place right now npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket @npub1nvl…sgp6 @[email protected] thank you for a helpful answer npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket The overwhelming inability of white men to not condescend npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket @npub1nf4…z0nt that doesn't even actually address my point, it just condescends based on an absurd premise you put in my mouth. Unfollowed, blocked, have fun npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket @npub1nf4…z0nt ie: it's showing the relative toxicity, but if it is incorrect for me PERSONALLY and I use that "information" to make judgements how reliable is it? npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket @npub1nf4…z0nt estimates of what? npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket @npub1vu7…nmuv I usually don't even use that word, but I am reading a book called "nobody cares about crazy people" and it's sort of blowing my mind npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket @npub1nf4…z0nt I'm no scientist, but I have trouble wrapping my head around the notion of a single lethal does for all humans irrespective of size and genetic variations etc... Is this list telling me that two people, one of whom is literally twice the mass of the other require the same number of milligrams to reach a lethal dose? Not sure I believe this. I have to assume this is based on averages of humans, not humans. I have to assume this is effectively false when you take it out of the realm of averages. We had a massive financial crash which was linked to abstracted financial instruments which claimed that you could take averages of calculated risk and it absolutely blew up in our faces. For whatever reason, the life sciences seem to think we are all some average when really I think most people will not be the average. It seems reasonable to say like "the average testosterone level X, so X+Y or X-Y is a "healthy range" but it's absurd to say "the average height is 5'5 so we recommend a healthy height between 5'2 and 5'8" and I'm not sure I understand the fundamental difference between these two claims. npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket In a society based on lies, telling the truth makes you look like a crazy person. npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket I'm about 8 minutes into the new F.D. Signifier vid and I can already tell it's a whole banger npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket I'm making a shirt with a picture of Romanian cimbalom player Tony Iordache with his name written as the logo for jordache jeans. This pun is like a rock with a sword stuck in it and anyone who can pull the sword out (get both references) will be crowned king of England npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket I don't have sex recreationally, I also don't have sex for procreation, I only do it to PROVE A POINT (jk I literally do not have sex ever) npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket Thinking of calling this one "making history" https://media.neurodifferent.me/media_attachments/files/111/982/114/857/220/359/original/99af7ef25aa47eec.jpg npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket @npub10hv…dvce I personally found "down girl - the cultural logic of misogyny" by Kate Manne to be very helpful to my ability to process I also think "the chalice and the blade" by Riane Eisler is amazing and everyone who likes to read should read it. I think it's kind of more feminist anthropology than feminism full stop, but it's like idk it's one of the best things I ever read. npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket @npub126h…e7ft tbh it seemd a bit too deep for disney to have invented, idk if I misremembered or heard from a bad source but it makes a lot more sense like this npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket I saw a thing somewhere once that said in Disney cartoons they talk until the emotions become too strong then they sing until the emotions become too strong for that the they dance. The mastodon version is you post until the emotions get too strong and then you shitpost until the emotions get too strong for that and then you just start meowing npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket Guys, I'm gonna be honest, I was having an extremely bad day the last bunch of days and all of a sudden I got a bunch of pretty cool looking people saying some pretty nice stuff to me and idk, are you allowed to say thank you for that? I literally don't know the rules npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket The one who says your gender is exclusively about genitals is the exact same one who says you can't be a "real man" if you drink pink lemonade one time or say a puppy is cute npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket @npub15eq…96sv awesome!! npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket Imagine how excited you would be if you didn't know anything about television and you first learned about and someone told you there was a thing called "fox news" Can you imagine how psyched you would be to have a 24/7 channel just telling you all kind of things about cute lil foxes? Holy moly. npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket @npub1u3u…yqzn for real npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket People always gawk at me when I draw at the coffee place but I need the commotion but I don't "talk to people" in "real life" so it's never fun for me. Today two suit mens sat next to me and bragged to each other about how much their real estate development had raised rents in their buildings by over 10% They were also trying to look at my stuff so I went and had a smoke and left them a couple little pieces I whipped up special They had very quickly fucked off by the time I finished my smoke so I don't know if they liked them or not https://media.neurodifferent.me/media_attachments/files/111/977/068/474/136/892/original/1b41c67eb83e0127.jpg npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket I don't know tech stuff like you guys do, I'm more of what you call "a loveable dumdum" but I love reading you guys talk about it because I just pretend you're making it all up and it's pretty funny in that context (Thank you for making all my stuff run btw) npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket @npub1w99…8vfj nice npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket If you guys could see the little dances I do to crazy frog tbh you would be saying "awwww" but if you were looking I would get too shy npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket Grammar is nothing but a scam by big translation, designed to sell you more declensions npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket The song "popcorn" which I think is by Kingsley and Perry, has been recorded roughly 80 kablillion times but for my money you can't beat the version of crazy frog's sophomore album https://youtu.be/AVR4GEuJ6ow?si=NkCm4M3J8YXIRAiR npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket "what you don't know can't hurt you" can't possibly be true because I don't know a goddamn thing and everything hurts npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket None of you guys knowy Mom, and you should all take a moment and be thankful for that today npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket https://youtu.be/7z66tF_UiQc?si=WkWyAToCgEkSnkYS I cannot get enough npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket Come on https://youtu.be/Nx1uWlpfrtE?si=V422zVESzDEBwXVu npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket I guess people hate YouTube links here which I get, I would love if there was a better option but it sure as hell isn't Spotify so whatever. GUYS DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A YIDDISH WEIRD AL FROM THE 50'S?????? https://youtu.be/mxsNF5yeosA?si=l2PlDU-NTXbprYzP npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket "we used to swim to work" https://media.neurodifferent.me/media_attachments/files/111/954/313/097/948/252/original/0eb1858afe3ff9f8.jpg npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just released a limited edition sneaker and it, uh, kind of bangs https://media.neurodifferent.me/media_attachments/files/111/950/078/400/055/390/original/9f3dc8c5778edf8c.png npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket https://media.neurodifferent.me/media_attachments/files/111/948/304/729/553/908/original/816d5e06d4b5b392.jpg npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket I'm watching the big game as usual, this years puppies are really bringing the heat!! Go Fluff!! npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket https://media.neurodifferent.me/media_attachments/files/111/914/981/342/883/618/original/b475fd3488250707.jpg npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket https://media.neurodifferent.me/media_attachments/files/111/914/970/218/602/087/original/39585a788f68c177.jpg npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket @npub1vfa…pg2d what even is a punch? npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket I don't want to talk books if you haven't read Bell Hooks npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket https://media.neurodifferent.me/media_attachments/files/111/902/243/607/703/506/original/3ed1d0750b3545e6.jpg npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket She's a 10 but numbers aren't real npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket Are these words I don't recognize tech words I don't know or kink words I don't know mastodon challenge 2024 npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket @npub1cgr…axxk @npub1m58…mdjg I also get confused because I would assume a not insignificant amount of the emissions from corporations are like "meat corporation" and "oil company" and whatever which are absolutely affected by our aggregate choices. The idea that corporations are creating emissions completely independently of the customer base for their products seems, if anything, more naive to me. Seems more like an excuse to keep eating beef and taking airplane rides without considering the consequences to me npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket Also, people regularly refer to Kermit as "the frog" which makes me want a "the" in my gender description. my gender is "the walking disaster" until further notice npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket More time has passed since the release of Bombs over Baghdad than the time between the release of "pardon me boy is that the Chattanooga choo choo" and the Beatles playing on Ed Sullivan npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket I'm not even one of the frog enbies but I do love watching old Kermits because basically their pronoun seems to be "frog" and it's kind of comfy for me npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket I've been shortening "deal with it" to "dealithit" for over ten years and just assuming everyone will get it npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket Can someone point me to a historical example of someone winning an argument and it making a fucking difference to anything? npub1jra69gwcs6jl6yuypn2jlj28kh5x42vatez5u3xzu4tdp38w8zfqw8tst7 helena.handbasket I remember that time when I was like "this whole spoons metaphor is a really good way of looking at my ability to do tasks" and then I realized I only owned 2 actual spoons