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Last Notes npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…ds0l I'm guessing that she used a common password for the impacted stuff? npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…3d77 ACTUAL anime profile pictures, or pictures they shoved through some LLM's "Ghilbi" filter? npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…0hde I also just fucking love how we're having the exact same battles again and again. They tried to criminalize PGP claiming it was exporting munitions. They tried to criminalize VoIP until they got wiretapping. (CALEA.) They tried to criminalize Internet access until they got backdoors (also CALEA.) They're not going to stop until forcibly removed or any form of privacy carries the death penalty. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…2wxk "oh, but Kessler syndrome will just destroy all their stuff! Didn't you say that's good?" <infinite_screaming.gif> It's fine. It's FINE. IT'S FINE! Who the fuck needs ships that can navigate the oceans or an ozone layer or even an atmosphere or working communications infrastructure anyway? <imagine me slamming my head into the wall repeatedly> npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: Perhaps the most offensive thing to me of all, is that these LLM-loving AI-boosting idiots who perpetuate falsehoods like 'AI can read minds with fMRI' and 'AI can magically find vulnerabilities' and 'AI will cure cancer' is that we have known this is bullshit for years. Years. IBM Watson was launched as a magical cure-all in 2013. By 2022 it had been pulled from everything because despite years of 'refining' and 'training,' following it would have killed over 50% of patients. At it's best. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…pfuj the current breed of "storm chasers" are literally just disaster porn enthusiast adrenaline junkies who want to pretend slapping a $300 weather station on their roof makes them a 'scientist.' npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…g4vn hilariously, it's even dumber than that. Yes, really. Every indication is that their UptimeRobot page was suspended *for not paying*. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: If you think Anthropic is a legitimate company and that LLMs are going to revolutionize security, this is a mandatory read. And if you still believe these things after reading it, you should seek employment in an industry where critical thinking skills are optional. #nevent1q…tr8k npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…u76z https://weirdautos.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/116/410/423/386/649/032/original/981483825be5371f.png npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…pfuj @nprofile…mr6t @nprofile…suvt oh, it's even worse than that. Firstly, no small percentage are invested in supporting fascism. Because if they say the 'bad things' then that may have consequences, but if they say 'good things' then surely they will be rewarded. And nearly 100% of them are complete fucking idiots who in fact, are completely detached from reality. They believe that 'oh, next election will fix everything.' And they are so super-intelligent, they are never wrong. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…pfuj @nprofile…c29y there's actually a rational - albeit utterly fucking incompetent - reason they would be doing this, and it's not to kill the pilot. They have, as a point of fact, taken fire from forces they failed to see or were unable to see or detect. So they're not targeting the pilot. Most likely they're targeting forces that may or may not exist which may or may not shoot at the aircraft searching, in order to hopefully secure the search area. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…u76z I swear to god, I will make you redo your April Fool's stuff again. We already have more than enough shit still not cleaned up from the continuous storms. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…u76z and then you find out they're using Outlook and Teams. "HOLY CRAP NOW WE *REALLY* HAVE NO CONFIDENCE IN THE SAFETY OF ANY OF THIS." npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…3src 30+ years in it, and I have never and never will see a more entitled bunch ever. They don't see a difference, because to them, they get to do anything they want. They are the chosen ones and anyone saying "hey, that's not cool" is a luddite trying to stop progress, or it's open source religious zealotry, or it's some other excuse about how it's their 'right.' I've seen it all. For *decades*. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…7y2u @nprofile…gent similarly, customers aren't nearly as stupid as Apple thinks they are or treats them as. They can read the spec sheet and understand that $599 HP might not be great, but it still gives more cores, double the RAM, double the storage, and lets the kid play Forkknife. And the salespeople will point that out too. So the only people buying it are Apple customers going cheaper than their Macbook. Oops, margins go poof. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…7y2u @nprofile…gent viewing the Neo as anything OTHER than an attempt to compete in the extreme down-market x86 space is wrong. That's where Apple priced it. They want to fight the $599-799 x86 laptops. Literally the Walmart and BestBuy space. NOT the Chromebook/Arm space. And the foundation for this idiocy is line-go-up. There is no growth space left. So they have to try and take market share. And customers in the $599-799 space can't *afford* to migrate their entire life to Apple's ecosystem. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…7y2u @nprofile…gent oh, Apple is super fucked, make zero mistake there. They do not make any of their own parts no matter how much they claim otherwise. For example, that soldered on memory isn't DRAM, it's HBM bonded to the die. They don't make HBM or have solid contracts, and are fighting the grift for those parts and backend. Storage, same story. They're screwed. Neo itself, that's a separate discussion. (Hi. I am very much the expert there.) It's not a good idea for many reasons. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…zpa3 at this point, not really. The IRGC already controls all of the grocery stores. They already control the aquifers and their mismanagement. And with the wanton crimes against humanity like bombing desalination plants and power infrastructure, the IRGC already knows they're robbing the vaults on the Titanic. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…zpa3 because these are people who are legitimately stupid enough to believe that they can just kill their way out of foreign people they don't like. And that bombing civilians will make them side with the bombers. And there's already no way for IRGC to become more powerful, at least not domestically. They now have *their* Supreme Leader. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…v2v2 yes, I have. And under absolutely no circumstances whatsoever is there any valid or legitimate reason to demand someone's age except to surveil or come back later mandating it be tied to other identifying information. Period. I worked for a VERY short period for a company you've never heard of which is VERY involved in this shit. They can EASILY tie you to things with your DOB and IP address alone. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…v2v2 I'm not going to spend the time to disassemble every bogus argument "for" bad legislation advancing fascist ideology. I'm just going to say flatly that it's bad legislation written by the ignorant who intend to advance fascist surveillance. And anybody defending or implementing it has declared themselves an enemy of freedom and democracy. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…vnlz the 24 layer one will truly blow your mind, and then some. Notice how certain GPUs have weird memory configurations, which are divisible by 12/24/48/96 but not 8/16/32/64? Those are HBM3/HBM3E. SK Hynix constructs their 24GB and 48GB HBM3E modules by stacking 1GB and 2GB modules 24 high with TSVs. https://product.skhynix.com/products/dram/hbm/hbm3e.go npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…vuvh and it is a statement of fact that Persona is deeply integrated with Palantir, and both are very actively using the data to assemble lists of "politically exposed" and "undesirables" which are being actively provided to the Nazi regime. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…gu7x and if you believe this from a company where the executives hide from the public, explicitly authoritarian goals of irreversibly identifying everyone online, and direct ties to outspoken Nazis and fascists through funding? Then all you need to do is pay the $5000 processing fee in Visa gift cards, and I can transfer you $500M USD from the Euorpean lottery tomorrow. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…u76z <looks at the world> <looks at the CR1620s> ... well FUCK. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…v2v2 imagine if someone showed them a Syquest. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…44dh I also admin on rather large servers. If Discord makes one more claim their 'automod' actually stops the hacked account spamming, I will stab that employee in the face. It absolutely does not. Literally 99% of the 'moderation' I do, is cleaning up after spammers posting obvious phishing links in every single channel that their 'suspected spam' block continuously lets through. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…44dh most of Discord's power user moderation tools are reliant on third-party bots or demonstrably ineffective. Baseline moderation tools are at this point, 1:1 or better. Channel visibility can be set per-role, you can include a reason along with a ban. The UI could use some polish, but it's there. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…44dh Stoat has actually moved SHOCKINGLY quickly and I would say it is easily 85%+ parity for the majority of users at this point. The biggest sticking point would probably be servers with >100 custom emojis or highly dependent on bots (which are relatively easy to port.) npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…u76z oh, it is way worse than that.. he is going full DARVO and making it a big part of the marketing for his book. People really should have put that fucking rapist in the ground. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…6z3g @nprofile…s8xx just having a hostname is more than enough to be a major problem. "Why are you getting a certificate? What are you encrypting?" People need to start accepting the fact that the United States regime is very, very actively Nazi and is only going to get worse by the day. They're already showing up at the homes of protesters with guns drawn. Anyone who thinks that Palantir isn't already collecting it to flag dissenters is an ignorant fool. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…s8xx people really, really urgently need to wrap their heads around the fact that transparency logs are now a huge risk surface in an accurate and appropriate threat model, and we need to stop using and advocating them immediately. Because do you know who doesn't like encryption, and who is going to be looking at those logs, and can figure out who owns example.com? Yeah. We need to start ripping those down as fast as possible. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…44dh @nprofile…vs6a @nprofile…3znc Greenland has no central grid system. There is an official statement that high winds at Buksefjorden hydroelectric caused a fault in the transmission line, but did NOT involve the critical Ameralik Span. https://nukissiorfiit.gl/da/nyheder/udfald-i-nuuk/ npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…66sz @nprofile…nmr0 Fort Snelling is also where Dredd Scott - yes, THAT Dredd Scott - was illegally enslaved. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…xkxt @nprofile…zpa3 also, don't be the Gestapo dipshits. T-shirt, body armor, sweatshirt, jacket, flak vest. Corrugated polycarbonate is available at Home Despot and Lowes. Twin wall is also fairly solid. It'll be in roofing. 60 degree drill bit is best for working on it. (Pay cash.) Harbor Freight often has tarps AND leaf blowers on sale. It's a good leaf blower. The tarps are adequate and $80 for the giant heavy duty 9mil, basic blue 4mil 5.5' x 7.5' blue is $3.50, 7.5' x 9.5' is $4. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…4f7h this is especially feasible as the A380 was basically a commercial failure and they're being pulled out of service. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…gu7x the problem is a LOT more than that. I've been running email servers for 30 years. People cramming in OAuth WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT. People insisting on passkeys WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT. People who suggest PGP WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT. We actually know and have known what is needed to fix this shit for a LONG time. The problem is that the big three (MS, Google, and Yahoo) have basically hijacked what "email" is and are making the problems worse while also creating no end of new ones. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…s8xx I once did the actual math. Doing the security standards for a large company subject to thousands upon thousands of laws and regulations, quite literally 84% of my time was spent on writing justifications, explaining mitigations, and meetings with deeply non-technical people. 5% was actually implementing technical measures. Less than 30 minutes of it was addressing actual technical security issues. This is in the context of a six week process. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…s8xx as arguably the most experienced among us: Oh, no, you sweet summer children. ALL security questions are political problems first and foremost. No, seriously, ALL of them. Don't believe me? Ask why Department X isn't allowed to access Resource Y. Ask why data-at-rest encryption is required but not data-in-flight encryption. Oh and then there's FedRAMP! Where only U. S. citizens can touch things, unless they're writing the application itself. For reasons. UhHUH. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: REMINDER: The people who insist that AI is inevitable are the people who insisted the Metaverse is inevitable are the people who insisted NFTs are inevitable who insisted that cryptoscams replacing currency were inevitable. Do not be the fucking idiot that parrots them. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…s8xx and only 10% of those tests will be: #!/bin/env bash ## TODO: actually test the thing exit 0 npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…gu7x actually, the tiny tiny X only works about half the time and is just the "shove it in my face again every single time" button. It's long past time for people to dump Gmail. Especially since it's now horrifically insecure and outright dangerous if you oppose the regime. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: This is literally worthless, performative bullshit to forestall any sort of real action. "Don't strike! Don't inconvenience people! Except for this one day way way the hell out that we aren't going to actually do, because we know everyone will forget about by next week." Fuck that and fuck UAW leadership. General strike nationwide non-stop from now until the entire regime is in chains and on trial. #nevent1q…3ndl npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: Oh boy, shitty author Doctorow finally learned what I've been preaching for over 30 years. Joyous day. Maybe some of you stupid motherfuckers should have listened to me at literally any point going all the way back to 1996. Or literally any of the other dozens and dozens of people who have been saying it at least that goddamn long. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…u76z there is no alt-right, there are only Nazis who get very offended when you call them Nazis. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…scce > Somebody at Elastic, a direct competitor, published an exploit with full secret extraction feature on December 25th, Christmas Day Which means if you're doing business with Elastic, you're doing business with someone who will intentionally and deliberately risk or outright destroy their own customers for completely imagined gains. But as we have seen, having anything resembling ethics, morals, or a conscience is treated as a 'weakness.' npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…8fyq @nprofile…l8gu oh, that's nothing. I have yelled repeatedly because email CAN be secure. We fucking have TLS1.3 transport. We've had good local filtering mechanisms since the 1990's. And guess what? The big three are the biggest fucking impediment by refusing to enforce TLS, intentionally sabotaging known secure methods, and continually misleading users and customers. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: Chat, we are so far beyond cooked, we may as well drop the nukes today. There is no hope at all from or for the next generation. #nevent1q…d29m npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…va3u Zak. There is absolutely no "maybe" about it. There is no "uncertainty" or any "doubt." If that were even remotely true, then every hospital in the world would be running IBM Watson and would have been since 2016. There is nothing to see but pure fucking scam. Every claim they make has been proven to be pure lie. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…va3u no. You have been snowed by marketing and misled by ignorance. They are not doing any of these things now, and will not be doing them soon. All the 'studies' they crow about are pure fabrications. It is all just one giant fucking scam. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…va3u as a recognized and oft asked expert, allow me to spell things out more clearly for you. 2+2=5 2+2=3 2+2 = you're right that's a brilliant idea. That they are not tools is not up for debate. A calculator is a tool. A calculator produces the same result every time. LLMs do not 'hallucinate.' They are stochastic parrots absolutely incapable of correct, predictable, or factual output. The fucking end. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…l8gu as an expert in quantum computing, I'm only worried that it's going to be the next scam after AI. (And no. Useful quantum is not even remotely 'imminent' any more than cold fusion is.) npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…l8gu oh my god, this thing is like 90% double entendres, isn't it? Worse, it's giving me... IDEAS. <headdesk> I don't need more projects, damnit! npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…l8gu and you had better own up to being the reason my brain immediately went "there's a dick joke in here, isn't there?" npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…hc5w Weird Al is very famously the nicest guy in music, bar none. Refuses to swear on his records or even ordinarily. He even quit using midget on tour. This is the true sign a revolution is coming. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…w47d are you looking for just the IP or do you also need the PHY? npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…4udc @nprofile…l8gu ayup. Exactly that. There is no 'middle class' any more. Hasn't been for years. There is only the oligarchs, and people who are one surprise bill away from starvation. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…2y2x "The Internet is decentr-" If the Nazi regime in DC decides that they don't like your domain name, then ICANN will take it away. No, not being a .org/.net/.com will not help. No, the lack of direct government control doesn't change anything. They are based in the US and beholden to the regime. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…r45g @nprofile…w47d it's a complicated problem, and part of why most hardened systems are completely unsuitable for certain workloads. e.g. the last thing you'd run on CHERIoT would be a NAS or SAN. Doubly so a high performance router. It can be done without the corresponding performance hit, but you're automatically getting into what can only be described as true black magic. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…l8gu though also, we really, REALLY need a solution for email. One that addresses Google and Microsoft's MITM decryption. Especially when the hand-off can't be avoided at large scales. You can only rely on people to not read easily intercepted messages. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…l8gu please, please, please do not. I may not be a leading expert on cryptography, but my friend, I am very much an expert on quantum. We have a million better reasons to not still be using or limiting shit to RSA (looking at you, PIV/OpenSC/etc.) Quantum is not it. The likelihood of an actual real quantum computer that can do actual real work in your lifetime and mine is zero. Not 'near zero.' Just plain zero. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…2slu and they're only talking about the collapse of a very blatant fraud with lots of crime (First Brands,) and a shady sub-sub-subprime lender. Because they REALLY do not want people to look at the securitized (remember THAT shit from '08?) auto loans and delinquency rates there. Which are not following interest rates. And unlike houses, basically everyone has 1+ cars, which are depreciating assets. With over $1.6T worth of outstanding balances. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…s6wl @nprofile…z22s @nprofile…fle4 ohhhhhhhh... o/~ I'm very good at integral and differential calculus I know the scientific names of beings animalculous In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral I am the very model of a modern Major-General o/~ (Chorus) In short, in matters vegetable animal, and mineral Strawberry has two R's per the modern Major-General! npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…q5wq ... fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…rcfg which really just drives the point home. ChatControl is exactly what it says on the tin. Authoritarian control of expression. Authoritarian control of speech. Authoritarian control of thought. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: <digs> Yeah, no. RSL Collective that promises to "fix" web scraping? It's another bullshit astroturf operation by the content thieves. All of the companies involved have eagerly signed content deals. All of the people are very pro "AI" and the CEO is an exec at a VC firm that is VERY heavily invested in Perplexity and similar. The "License" part of robots.txt is a good idea. But burn RSL Collective to the ground. They will NEVER pay out. It's just a front to legitimize theft. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…2uaj so not just a slap in the face, but following it up with spitting, and performing the slap with a used diaper. On top of straight up dishonesty. Anthropic claims to be worth more than $200B and just raised another $13B in cash. Every author should refuse the settlement and sue under DMCA. The court already ruled willful mass infringement. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: You know that parable slash meme about "and then so-and-so started talking about thing I am an expert in and..."? <points at 'quantum' computing> <points at 'post-quantum' crypto> I would like to please opt the fuck out of society until that goddamn bubble bursts and I swear to god if it doesn't take everyone involved in it with it, I am going to follow up with fucking tungsten bricks. I am 100% not joking. I know where to get tungsten bricks. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…fle4 I'll take three dozen and whatever else you're selling. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…fle4 having had very similar described in detail to me first-hand? Guaranteed that's exactly what was going on. You have one "US" person for multiple offshores. Could be 2, but I know for fact it's closer to 20. I mean, hell, even the basic sniff test fails. If it was 1:1, why would the have 'escorts'? It would be cheaper to have the 'escort' do it themselves. And how could they possibly watch everything even 2 people are doing? They can't. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…sqcg @nprofile…y4tr as a 25 year jail user, Bastille honestly makes me go "but why? What is the point?" It's attempting to map OCI abstractions to a completely different architectural concept, which does not work. It's not like it turns a jail into a single-process environment as far as I can tell. It doesn't handle persistent volumes well. The networking management is kinda 'eh.' I get the idea of lowering the bar to entry, and automating more. Just not this way. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…gqp6 okay, in a room with a salesdroid, a lead pipe, and ironclad immunity from anything that happens once the door is shut. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…gqp6 don't need an fMRI, just need to hook up a heart rate monitor and put them in a room with a vendor salesdroid. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…gqp6 is there one that says 'Introvert, do not poke'? :P npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…gj99 @nprofile…53gv this is a real interesting setup. That big box on the back of the cab? That's a diesel genset. Then presumably a camping trailer. Then the Haffy. And then a diesel light tower?! (Yes, it has a separate genset.) npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…vdjy @nprofile…sqcg remember, I have extensive experience with things like KYC, AML, and hash validation. And sorry. It's simple fact that anyone saying you can ZKP any form of 'proved' ID is flat out wrong. Period. "I can use ha-" Cool. You just gave me the easiest bypass. "No stor-" Nope. It doesn't matter if nobody knows who anybody else is. That response is still logged by the authority and easily de-anonymized with easily purchased data. Oh. And the authorities ARE the threat. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…vdjy @nprofile…sqcg what people keep doing, regardless, is ignoring one very simple fact. You cannot make age verification work. Full stop. "But-" It took HOW long for the 14 year olds in the UK to figure out how to bypass it? "Credi-" A 13 year old with $20 can get a prepaid Visa. "Phot-" Death Stranding 2 + Discord. "National ID!" You can't ZKP that - it's physically impossible. You MUST have a minimum one known good, and that query is very easy to track. Just can't be done. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…er8x I mean, anyone who's used any of the providers can tell you the challenges are basically insurmountable. They don't have billions of dollars, sure. But they're also lacking some of the most BASIC of things. And we're talking BASICS. Most have a barely functional or simply no API at all. A large number won't do on-demand, only multi-month contracts. Support from nearly all is insultingly bad. Some, it's impossible to even get them to sell to you if you aren't an EU resident. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…gj99 I knew they were fucked, but didn't think it was *this* fucked. They're eating a lot of shit on warranty claims too, due to defective design and an appalling lack of QC in the underpowered 3.6 V6 while making it the ONLY option in their highest volume cars. And that has completely cratered Grand Cherokee sales. From 223k in '22 to 106k in '24 and expected to be lower in '25. And the Grand Wagoneer experiment has been a failure. They promised 'white glove' and didn't deliver. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…t638 @nprofile…gqp6 @nprofile…7mte nope, Unifi's always been Playskool networking with the Apple model of fucking over customers even harder with each successive update (plus ten times the bugs and zero support.) Also, Unifi cannot be trusted to be all local. UBNT has been caught lying about customer data multiple times in addition to their repeated laughable security fails. Don't. Fucking. Buy. Unifi. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…vdjy oh, you would be amazed how many people don't fucking get that /dev/urandom and /dev/random are not equal. And that in a virtualized environment like THE MAGICAL CLOUD, /dev/random is slower than shit because all the RDRAND in the world won't help from 50+ neighbors continuously draining it. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…sp4f they also: - vociferously and continuously protected and HOSTED terrorist site KF - have since founding hosted DESIGNATED terrorist orgs like Daesh and the Taliban - continue to provide services to explicit Nazi sites - actively doxx anyone who complains about Nazi sites, to those site owners - still employ Joe Sullivan as their Chief Security Officer, a convicted felon who covered up numerous security breaches resulting in identity thefts at Uber npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…vdjy also, it being Jerk Dorsey tells you everything you need to know: - has no original ideas - quarter-assed if somebody else worked on it - invites Nazis and terrorists npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…sqcg I know they glide sometimes when on long migrations. I've seen brief gliding at low altitudes. That sounds like the kind of thing to run by a local entomologist, because if it's new behavior, they'd almost definitely want to study it. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…d82u Ahem. "Regionally" "locked" "content." 🏴☠️ npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…0q8s it's still intermittent, and it's not the media servers. It's the main instance. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…d82u I, am extremely not. These are the same people that breathlessly talk of post-quantum AI superhackers that can only be stopped by infosec superheroes. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: People running around defending Bluesky by saying "well just block him then" truly are missing the point. That point being: Bluesky actively invited him onto the platform. Verification cannot be requested and is done by hand, as in the old days of Twitter (what they are trying to recreate courtesy Jerk Dorsey.) The Nazi Bar Parable applies when they show up and don't get kicked out. Bluesky's ownership made a conscious choice to actively appeal to and recruit Nazis and offer them protection. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…d7cx meanwhile, the people who insist they are experts see no problem with something north of 80% of ALL websites being dependent on NaziFlare, AWS, and GCP who are all VERY loudly supportive of the regime and will bend over backwards to appease them. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…ns93 oh, that's the super fun thing. The houses around here didn't need air conditioning when built, only heat. You might need to turn on a whole-house exhaust fan occasionally. The average high temperatures have increased by 6 degrees since 1980. Below average years have been among the coldest recorded. 7 of the 10 hottest years on record have occurred since 1999. And we have reliable records going back to 1872. But climate change isn't real. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…vdjy gods, don't fucking get me started on people and their completely delusional threat models and even more delusional 'responses.' "We're targeted by state actors!" Yes. We are. "So we need to do all of STIG! All of it!! That will protect us!!" ... it absolutely will fucking not. IF a real state or state-sponsored actor wants in, they WILL get in. If you're trying to use purely technical means to defend, you already failed, and will continue to fail. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…528n the year is 1997. I am explaining why there is no such thing as a 'safe' backdoor. The year is 2001. I am explaining why there is no such thing as a 'safe' backdoor. The year is 2007. I am explaining why there is no such thing as a 'safe' backdoor. The year is 2011. I am explaining why there is no such thing as a 'safe' backdoor. The year is 2016. I am explaining why there is no such thing as a 'safe' backdoor. The year is 2025. I really want to just chug bleach now. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…9y5a listening to them both, the only real difference is that the DMG is 'crisper.' (Seems to have a faster roll-off.) npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: Hi. Automotive expert here. Courtesy Victoria Scott (buy her book) on BSky I got a good look at the suspect vehicle. (edit) Got corrected by someone more familiar, it's a '16ish. Rest is correct. Great news! It's a genuine Explorer Police Interceptor with a MNDOT approved police light bar that is NOT available to the general public. This of course, does not rule out theft or other illegal actions. But this is shit you ABSOLUTELY CANNOT acquire on a whim or without accomplices. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…6gnj it's now officially too late. Marines have now arrested a US citizen, on US soil, for the 'crime' of crossing a yellow line on his way to the VA office. Yes. The man they arrested was a United States Army veteran. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: Sounds like a pretty good IT job to me. https://weirdautos.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/114/676/818/577/589/123/original/250af6df91dcab1c.jpg npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…d82u and they'll be issuing full refunds for it too of course, right? Right? Oh. Right. You can have a 'replacement' when they figure out how to actually do that. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…d82u lolol, like they'd even make that much of an attempt. 'Firefox OS' these days would be Android with even more advertising, a shitty always-on "AI agent," and discontinued after 3 months even when it's more popular than rice. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: @nprofile…d82u maybe if Mozilla was the least bit trustworthy in any conceivable way whatsoever. npub1jrgv9xq0a02p2u4a4q5xncr945aspq665ad4dfm55hgrtankdh4qmuq5nc RootWyrm 🇺🇦:progress: Oh no. ChatGPT has gone completely down. https://weirdautos.files.fedi.monster/media_attachments/files/114/659/593/545/270/875/original/11d5d9f64182f4f0.png