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2026-01-03 18:29:53 GMT

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@nprofile…0hde I can't help but worry that the people from the invading country who dare to loudly oppose the invasion, will be disappeared after it's found out that one of their great-great-greatparents had a Hispanic second name.

2025-12-17 07:50:35 GMT

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@nprofile…sxvw @nprofile…vjqp yes, those two are exactly the same thing with no difference whatsoever

2025-11-05 16:06:57 GMT

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@nprofile…nydn on the surface, not too bad, all things considered
https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/115/497/940/381/385/444/original/207eb1cb035280d8.jpg

2025-11-03 08:28:54 GMT

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2025-10-01 12:37:46 GMT

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@nprofile…hd3q very fond memories of playing the original in my school's computer lab circa 2003
less fond memories of having chalk thrown at my head by the teacher, because I was doing that while he was explaining to the class how to change the cell decoration while creating a table in Excel

2025-08-18 19:19:38 GMT

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@nprofile…qz4x boy do I have a bsky post for that https://masto.ai/@noodlejetski/115003646254180621

2025-08-13 06:48:46 GMT

Discord brain
https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/115/020/110/580/819/484/original/d6eaf4ee11bd9263.jpg

2025-08-10 08:59:39 GMT

https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/115/003/624/790/942/593/original/b41894d37feeb751.webp

2025-07-29 19:35:22 GMT

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@nprofile…3hem a jak złoto wchodzi w plastik?

2025-07-24 20:25:30 GMT

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@nprofile…3hem KOMU PRZESZKADZA POLSKA GOLONKA?

2025-07-21 12:52:49 GMT

...my safeword? hang on, I've got it saved in my password manager.
wait, I need my Yubikey to unlock it, lemme get my trousers back real quick...
th-that's awkward, it seems that the database didn't sync haha, can I have your WiFi password?
oh my, it looks like your network is blocking my VPN, I'm so sorry, it's never happened before, I swear

2025-07-19 07:41:00 GMT

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@nprofile…ee4l I've never used macOS, so I'm genuinely curious: is there a shortcut that lets you move the window regardless of where you grab it with the cursor? KDE lets me do that when holding the Meta key (with an option to change it to Alt), and I remember using an AutoHotkey script on Windows that let me do the same when holding Alt. I know it's not the solution because muscle memory and accessibility, and I'm not trying to present it as such.

2025-07-14 09:22:05 GMT

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@nprofile…d262 Retro Music https://f-droid.org/packages/code.name.monkey.retromusic/

2025-07-03 09:37:02 GMT

just performed some bleeding and pissing on my employer's request

2025-06-26 02:14:32 GMT

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@nprofile…sw23 @nprofile…mtgp you're going to be shocked when you hear this, but two things can be bad at the same time

2025-06-14 07:51:04 GMT

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@nprofile…x5sk @nprofile…36ma gotta be careful with those. I remember seeing some fire hydrants in Vienna being marked as taps. which, I guess, technically is correct, but not very useful.

2025-06-07 11:46:23 GMT

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@nprofile…m57w @nprofile…8zfc [citation needed]

2025-06-07 09:26:51 GMT

let the Pride festivities commence
https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/114/641/361/622/994/380/original/fb004f88ad0a25f8.jpg

2025-05-29 21:04:33 GMT

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@nprofile…3hem nie mógł mi się załadować obrazek, a zgadłem xD

2025-05-29 17:35:23 GMT

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@nprofile…3hem Owca Cała złoto

2025-05-28 18:17:37 GMT

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@nprofile…qz4x
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2025-05-26 10:56:37 GMT

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@nprofile…4j05 omg przypadek????

2025-05-25 10:44:54 GMT

kolega pyta gdzie się je wege i/albo pije kawę w #Poznan

2025-05-07 16:31:11 GMT

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@nprofile…4umm that's the reply I received after submitting my objection to Whatsapp support. as a cherry on top, trying to open the link gives me a 404 error.
https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/114/467/488/502/910/660/original/4232587b4866791b.png
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2025-04-25 09:58:07 GMT

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@nprofile…m57w na otwarciu

2025-04-20 07:05:45 GMT

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@nprofile…qfh3 like anyone's going to need that much storage for anything, ever

2025-04-16 21:58:17 GMT

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@nprofile…jmnz Anna, Twoja stara nie ma łokci

2025-04-12 17:21:52 GMT

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2025-04-09 15:07:36 GMT

chciałbym żeby rząd w końcu zajął się sprawami ważnymi*
*ujednolicenie opakowań makaronów żeby na pierwszy rzut oka wiadomo było jak długo gotować zamiast obracać paczkę 17 razy

2025-04-03 11:06:34 GMT

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@nprofile…d262 ech, skąd onucowe newsy?

2025-04-03 09:01:43 GMT

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@nprofile…jmnz ja obecnie czekam na rozpatrzenie mojej reklamacji o zwrot połowy biletu, po tym jak przyjazd się spóźnił o 135 minut :')

2025-04-02 14:45:46 GMT

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@nprofile…jmnz a co robiłaś po maturze?

2025-03-28 13:17:10 GMT

siedzę w pociągu, AMA

2025-03-22 06:56:49 GMT

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@nprofile…ae6j @nprofile…3hem jeny jakie nudy

2025-03-21 07:14:35 GMT

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@nprofile…3hem 1. konferencja
2. w Ł*dzi

2025-03-21 06:26:53 GMT

#drogiBlipie, czy ma ktoś do polecenia jakiś serwis laptopów we #Wroclaw iu? albo znajomych którzy mają do polecenia? zależy mi na kimś rozumnym bo mam pojebany problem, który chciałbym zdiagnozować i, miejmy nadzieję, rozwiązać. boosty mile widziane.
edit: antypolecenia też cenne, żeby wiedzieć gdzie nie iść.

2025-03-16 12:01:32 GMT

omg guys Nicole DM'd me

2025-03-10 18:14:37 GMT

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@nprofile…m57w terrible for regular readers, too

2025-03-07 13:42:06 GMT

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@nprofile…qfh3 @nprofile…qr73 now put the desktop taskbar on the side, too

2025-03-05 15:54:43 GMT

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@nprofile…jmnz nie, wszystko pójdzie na bluskaja bo tu nikogo nie ma i za trudne

2025-03-04 11:32:43 GMT

życiowe takie
https://s3.masto.ai/media_attachments/files/114/103/926/139/234/766/original/a5394126680ec624.jpg

2025-03-04 06:39:42 GMT

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@nprofile…m57w dwa różne konta @nprofile…qyzp , dwa różne konta @nprofile…3hem i ja, matematyka się zgadza

2025-03-01 16:55:56 GMT

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@nprofile…qz4x Top 10 Least Fun Ways To Get Kissing Disease - You Won't Believe Number 4

2025-03-01 11:46:48 GMT

instead of adding a flag filter to your profile picture (aka a digital version of hopes and prayers), consider - if your budget allows it, of course - donating to Ukraine's cause through the country's official fundraising platform. you get to choose what your donation is going towards - defence, demining, medical aid, rebuilding the country, or education and science.
https://u24.gov.ua/
#Ukraine #UkraineWar #StandWithUkraine

2025-02-28 10:51:38 GMT

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@nprofile…m57w https://noizz.pl/nauka-i-technologia/messenger-zmienil-kolor-ikony-reakcja-polakow-jak-wylaczyc-ten-pedalski-kolor/gy8ccqv

2025-02-24 18:57:39 GMT

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@nprofile…jmnz @nprofile…fw8x @nprofile…qe9j z tego co pamiętam zawinęła się w sieć rybacką i jakoś dziwnie ją osioł ciągnął że palcami jechała po drodze?

2025-02-17 07:50:34 GMT

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@nprofile…cl5w middle click works the same way Ctrl+click does on links, tabs, and buttons, and on Firefox, Alt+D does the same thing Ctrl+L does, and is more reachable when you browse with one hand on the keyboard and the other one on the mouse. I find those super useful!

2025-02-07 09:32:44 GMT

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@nprofile…3hem @nprofile…d262 @nprofile…ee24 Falla baza

2024-10-11 10:40:04 GMT

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 as a nonmerican, I wasn't able to understand for quite a while why you'd want to prank Magic The Gathering.

2024-09-09 19:07:15 GMT

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@npub198t…hasj > short of a device with a decent physical keyboard
allow me https://www.clicks.tech/
(no, I'm not happy to see you, it's my phone's new case in my pocket)

2024-08-17 16:11:02 GMT

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@npub1sh4…32nx no.

2024-06-30 07:41:21 GMT

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@npub1sh4…32nx ratunku co robić <3

2024-06-05 06:59:31 GMT

so if I'm looking at this correctly, 80% of the voting MEPs were for indiscriminate scanning of all our messages: https://mepwatch.eu/9/vote.html?v=167712
this is fun :/
#ChatControl

2024-05-13 12:42:10 GMT

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@npub1vz5…qdta podobno na Twitterze też wiele randomowych kont pisze jaki to Signal jest zły a Telegram lepszy https://mastodon.social/@campuscodi/112408107793576920

2024-05-11 07:12:07 GMT

the Trending section is currently a long-ass feed of Mac OS X wallpapers

2024-02-10 19:29:30 GMT

god I love RSS

2023-12-16 12:23:19 GMT

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@npub12ty…vnqc there's a pixelfed.social account belonging to a very outspoken pro-Russia, pro-China tankie whom I've seen around on lemmy.ml. I've blocked their Pixelfed account, but despite that it's still showing up in my follow recommendations, and while I might be misremembering, I *think* their posts would still sometimes show up in trending, too. would it be possible to make blocked PF accounts and their content not show up at all?

2023-08-27 14:22:23 GMT

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@npub1cmg…rzd2 I'm not really sure what makes the UI "outdated" for either, each of them conforms to Google's current design guidelines.

2023-08-27 13:10:05 GMT

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@npub1ns2…sas7 Moshidon and Fedilab are great, especially with Material You colours.
@npub1cmg…rzd2

2023-08-27 09:59:56 GMT

press any bottom to continue

2023-08-20 12:19:22 GMT

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@npub1zdp…vqv8 huh, in my experience Google does exactly the same thing. it'll often display results that don't contain the second word at all, or sometimes will even highlight the opposite of the word as if it's matching your query, and no amount of pluses or quotation marks change it.

2023-08-05 12:49:30 GMT

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@npub12ty…vnqc ooooh, a group chat on a corporate owned messenger that lacks privacy for discussing a decentralized, privacy focused, encrypted messenger!

2023-07-14 17:22:02 GMT

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@npub103k…5pv0 alt-text - you can copy it and paste into your picture's caption if you want:
The Secret Language of introverts
"Maybe I'll come" - I'm not coming
"I'll let you know" - I'm not coming
"I'm not sure yet" - I'm very sure l'm not coming
"I'll tryand come" - I won't try anything
"I'll think about it" - I won't think about anything, I'm not coming

2023-05-19 16:53:19 GMT

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@npub1lj7…zczx before people defederate from it en masse.

2023-04-14 06:19:18 GMT

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#[0] to be fair, I've had the same thing happen to me here a bunch of times.