Swurl

Silly little fluff that likes to break computers and run servers

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Last Notes

2026-08-25 02:00:01 GMT

finally unfollowed an artist I've liked for a long time
the moralfagging was annoying, but paywalling everything was the last straw...

2026-08-21 14:46:46 GMT

why do boomers AI generate everything
fucking local sticker company AI generated a video of their stickers
YOU HAVE STICKERS JUST GO FUCKING FILM THEM

2026-08-14 14:16:45 GMT

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@nprofile…g80s or putting your friend's name defined as a gay retard

2026-08-13 15:08:00 GMT

feed has been nothing but qt anthro girls smiling and it's nice

2026-08-11 05:38:43 GMT

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@nprofile…p49c they're a little flighty so they might come back but I feel like pure shit

2026-08-11 05:21:10 GMT

dawg fuck I check a social I never use and a friend removed me as a follower
feels fuckin bad man
https://swurl.land/files/e1383497-ca26-415b-8e03-75d149792f05

2026-08-08 19:11:21 GMT

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@nprofile…g80s ah
I thought about using it because unlike MS they didn't seem to be actively smashing my penis flat
but then I didn't do anything with it so

2026-08-08 19:08:10 GMT

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@nprofile…g80s I am not cool enough to know what that means

2026-08-08 19:06:59 GMT

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@nprofile…g80s what's wrong with codeberg

2026-07-19 20:14:38 GMT

https://swurl.land/files/c9813351-c635-434f-8b2f-9f6bdf52a08b

2026-07-05 20:52:06 GMT

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@nprofile…7yfj yes and sore

2026-07-01 19:22:18 GMT

I hate drawing nya

2026-06-15 15:32:44 GMT

https://swurl.land/files/3ecc757e-08dc-49ca-93fa-19b19cbaa04c

2026-05-25 07:08:08 GMT

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@nprofile…hnv4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3KIlTfYIb4

2026-05-22 05:31:18 GMT

everyone I know with a bsky has turned into a weird pervert

2026-05-16 00:58:32 GMT

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@nprofile…p49c at least this is an old game where they're banished to the Oceania shithole

2026-05-16 00:54:36 GMT

GEE GEE NICE TRYin a match where no one was trying and the other team had 6 cheaters?
sick of this positivity
https://swurl.land/files/b01dc01f-c364-4427-9c6b-4af1d4fc943b

2026-05-06 23:06:13 GMT

Orion Browser is actually getting pretty usable, I like it

2026-05-03 21:54:12 GMT

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@nprofile…ekr7 @nprofile…qucf why is she holding a lesotho flag

2026-05-03 21:48:10 GMT

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@nprofile…ekr7 @nprofile…qucf she is cute I will protect her

2026-05-01 17:01:27 GMT

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@nprofile…v927 is he foreign

2026-04-19 21:06:11 GMT

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@nprofile…l5m0 what is this? Everything you watch is good so I'm interested

2026-04-17 21:42:24 GMT

people keep posting these "LOOK OUT NEW DISCORD PHISHING SCHEME" and it's always just stuff that no one would fall for unless you're incredibly retarded

2026-03-06 16:05:10 GMT

jfc they're outsourcing fucking SUICIDE HOTLINES TO FUCKING INDIA
"uhh sar the AI translates for us and gives sentiment analysis"

2026-03-06 16:01:17 GMT

ban India from the internet NOW

2026-02-28 17:28:06 GMT

It's really cool how foreigners get to dictate everything that happens in my country and can make leaders renege on literally everything

2026-02-26 18:54:05 GMT

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@nprofile…p49c modern shit that is arguably supposed to be erotic and pornographic

2026-02-26 18:48:15 GMT

it's always struck me as kinda odd that of the weird erotic high art stuff I've seen, the male models always have the smallest, most pathetic penises you've ever seen
like why are you showing that off

2026-02-02 15:36:48 GMT

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@nprofile…l5m0 @nprofile…mpys yeah but only for 24 months. What do you do when that's over? Get a new number and start over?

2025-12-12 06:18:43 GMT

everything finally calmed down

2025-12-03 19:50:42 GMT

https://swurl.land/files/0fe951e4-c656-4dfc-a6f9-a0a2c17c9bdb

2025-11-25 16:34:47 GMT

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@nprofile…p2ej the more jargon there is in a statement, the less real people are working there

2025-11-16 03:43:04 GMT

make anthro wife real

2025-11-15 17:14:52 GMT

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@nprofile…3wwf they're working on their own crawler iirc

2025-11-15 03:27:26 GMT

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@nprofile…3wwf I love kagi so much

2025-10-31 07:02:16 GMT

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@nprofile…sw40 @nprofile…0pwv @nprofile…c0xd @nprofile…3v2n
https://swurl.land/files/9bead14d-d679-4eab-abf2-67756674f5f6

2025-10-31 05:27:10 GMT

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@nprofile…sw40 @nprofile…0pwv @nprofile…c0xd @nprofile…3v2n every imageboard sucks dude, you just remember the good parts

2025-10-31 04:54:19 GMT

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@nprofile…0pwv @nprofile…c0xd @nprofile…3v2n I was there

2025-10-31 02:27:14 GMT

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@nprofile…3v2n @nprofile…c0xd they only post women tho

2025-10-31 02:15:41 GMT

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@nprofile…3v2n @nprofile…c0xd I can't remember the third but there's anthro.foo and averi.foo

2025-10-31 02:11:51 GMT

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@nprofile…3v2n @nprofile…c0xd there's like 3

2025-10-31 02:09:30 GMT

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@nprofile…3v2n @nprofile…c0xd Gundam Build Divers Re:Riseon the foowhich one
https://swurl.land/files/1f500fe1-276b-4054-9e0b-80a83dce45ee

2025-10-31 01:51:37 GMT

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@nprofile…3v2n @nprofile…c0xd
https://swurl.land/files/363dfa2d-43a8-47d1-9043-710dcf693bf3

2025-10-28 17:13:27 GMT

"I'm soooo tight teehee"
yeah I know it's actually hurting my cock

2025-10-19 22:33:29 GMT

My backyard neighbors occasionally throw parties and blast loud Mexican music. They're super nice, generally courteous and literally never go past sundown. It's only like once every few months anyways. Still pisses me off for no reason, what is wrong with me

2025-10-19 04:16:24 GMT

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@nprofile…3v2n
https://swurl.land/files/6d67ef77-dd12-4b7c-9c9b-378a6c0178eb

2025-10-18 03:04:45 GMT

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@nprofile…3wwf fatty

2025-10-18 01:03:33 GMT

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@nprofile…sw40 I like computer
https://swurl.land/files/d82b94a1-489a-4d5e-be60-ae837e43d5ec

2025-10-18 00:30:13 GMT

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@nprofile…sw40 lazy

2025-10-18 00:26:09 GMT

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@nprofile…sw40 I wish I could work out

2025-10-18 00:17:43 GMT

https://swurl.land/files/30892936-d04e-4421-a7d6-b367c32d04a2

2025-10-11 18:04:52 GMT

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@nprofile…zwas why intentionally kneecap yourself with libre

2025-10-05 23:45:57 GMT

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@nprofile…4977 @nprofile…9uhu he's breeding catgirls in the spacex basement

2025-10-04 01:05:20 GMT

I make cool songs and people just worry about me

2025-09-29 15:59:59 GMT

"follow my misskey!" Only one post
Last post 2 years ago

2025-09-23 02:26:11 GMT

musky

2025-07-31 19:01:09 GMT

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@nprofile…nvyk is he stupid? you just bolt that piece to the transmission and then bolt the transmission to the engine ezpz

2025-07-10 17:48:22 GMT

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@nprofile…307h fortunately my city decided fiber was a priority so now I get 2G symmetrical from a local ISP

2025-07-10 17:45:04 GMT

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@nprofile…307h sucks that in most places, there's no other real options

2025-06-24 01:45:39 GMT

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@nprofile…r70d there's no 1 single implementation so support varies depending on what you're using
also it's half baked and not ready, but big players refuse to allow new features into X11 so you have no choice

2025-06-16 23:24:45 GMT

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@nprofile…al36 I've never played Georgian Transit Authority 4, I've never been into transit sim games

2025-06-15 04:26:15 GMT

ordering uber eats so me and the boys can shoot roman candles at them

2025-06-13 23:15:14 GMT

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@nprofile…al36 HALLO SAR PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR FULL SSN AND 12 OTPS, I CAN BE TRUSTED WITH THIS INFO

2025-06-13 23:12:04 GMT

banking websites manyou haven't moved your mouse cursor in the last 5 seconds, so we're logging you out, putting you on the do not fly list, blowing your balls off and removing your childhood memories
thanks for banking with slopbank! We love you :)

2025-06-12 18:56:54 GMT

https://swurl.land/files/bdb2880f-8187-4f28-af03-80f83b4d8067

2025-06-12 16:26:17 GMT

https://swurl.land/files/472a2c4c-5d59-426b-8e03-9bebe739c683

2025-06-11 17:12:37 GMT

man I have so many things clamped to my desk
- 2 monitor arms
- cupholder
- phone mount
- mic arm
- headphone holder
- tool bin

2025-06-08 05:07:54 GMT

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@nprofile…emnl Did you have one and did you know anyone else that had one?

2025-05-17 04:21:16 GMT

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@nprofile…r70d what is this from

2025-05-16 04:41:07 GMT

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@nprofile…al36 @nprofile…r70d I mean you're wrong but w/e
https://swurl.land/files/802e0d8d-b17a-46dc-8b60-9c1466f32919

2025-05-16 04:32:40 GMT

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@nprofile…al36 @nprofile…r70d eyelashes and boobs

2025-05-16 04:31:35 GMT

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@nprofile…al36 @nprofile…r70d I have several images where I'm a girl because the artist just assumed and I thought it was funny so I didn't correct them
https://swurl.land/files/8d8fcef7-db83-408a-9a95-72e28bd1cc95

2025-05-16 04:22:46 GMT

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@nprofile…al36 @nprofile…r70d
https://swurl.land/files/c5790e8b-72bc-4ce7-9c98-11550682f264

2025-05-16 04:12:07 GMT

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@nprofile…r70d @nprofile…al36 she's good too but I like Dejiko more

2025-05-16 04:09:40 GMT

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@nprofile…al36 Mascot of Gamers & Broccoli in Akiabara (and other places too but w/e)
nostalgic for a time and place I don't remember

2025-05-16 04:05:13 GMT

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@nprofile…al36
https://swurl.land/files/9ce0ae24-fe97-4683-b01c-4c7eb218778f

2025-05-16 04:03:22 GMT

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@nprofile…al36 I very much like her

2025-05-16 03:58:56 GMT

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@nprofile…al36
https://swurl.land/files/360ef305-debe-4a2a-9273-929661b40cf2

2025-05-16 03:51:24 GMT

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@nprofile…al36
https://swurl.land/files/3b39c5b6-b085-4d4e-a81b-43864558c478

2025-05-14 06:07:42 GMT

I like Dejiko

2025-05-10 05:01:02 GMT

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@nprofile…k4ty its a springfield, no it aint

2025-05-10 04:54:18 GMT

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@nprofile…k4ty rusty barrel

2025-05-05 23:25:59 GMT

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@nprofile…9uhu I liked it as a kid, I had the virtual pet game. Never knew anyone else with one. Also had to go to my grandparent's house to upload games since none of the family computers had a serial port

2025-05-05 23:20:21 GMT

bro tried to tell me he's straight
all he draws/retweets/consumes is futa
sorry, but no, you're not straight

2025-05-04 02:06:14 GMT

cute kemono icon
pinned cute kemono art
every other picture is just regular womenfeels bad man

2025-05-03 08:09:53 GMT

Does anyone remember the Cybiko?
https://swurl.land/files/c0d68018-5a49-42cb-9d85-139d525a33bf

2025-05-02 17:31:46 GMT

Can AI do something interesting like help me use weird esoteric plastic deformation simulators to answer dumb questions

2025-04-25 20:45:56 GMT

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@nprofile…al36 it's cute art and sometimes they post kemo so

2025-04-25 20:45:15 GMT

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@nprofile…al36 oh no it's all anime, no actual women here

2025-04-25 20:39:06 GMT

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@nprofile…al36 my feed is mostly booba and even less people talk to me

2025-04-25 20:37:55 GMT

4chinz is back, it's still bad (everywhere else is worse)

2025-04-23 00:33:43 GMT

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@nprofile…al36 this mf gets no bussy

2025-04-22 23:42:58 GMT

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@nprofile…al36 what kind of bizarre cope is this

2025-04-22 05:20:46 GMT

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@nprofile…al36 sounds like you don't have a cute bf with a cute cock

2025-04-20 06:14:59 GMT

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@nprofile…6g30 on the T440?

2025-04-19 05:22:33 GMT

CAT

2025-04-03 22:01:10 GMT

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@nprofile…nvyk that should be an instant, permanent license revocation

2025-03-29 23:07:33 GMT

finally starting to get gay furry art here

2025-03-28 22:08:04 GMT

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@nprofile…zwas bro no one asked about that, wtf is wrong with journalists
https://swurl.land/files/a549737a-4275-427b-81f6-d68a8ec3e565
https://swurl.land/files/c8fc5a04-9054-4946-90d4-7271b4eeb879

2025-03-24 04:07:36 GMT

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