Jonny Fever

@nprofile…s0e2
Can you plez do a TD;CR (too dum: can't read) explanation on the last three punchlines? I understand the first one, and it's fantastic...
Thank you.

2026-06-06 23:45:27 GMT

🎵 I'm never gonna dance again
stubbed big toes have got no rhythm 🎵

2026-06-01 01:48:50 GMT

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@nprofile…a0cz
Put this idea in front of Sam Hyde. I bet he will do it...

2026-05-29 21:00:28 GMT

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@nprofile…lawh
He now has one fake ticket and one real ticket…
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2026-05-27 23:39:55 GMT

I finally found a Cali-Mex burrito joint!!!
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2026-05-24 04:37:52 GMT

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@nprofile…hzlf
Monero is very interesting. It seems like a tax avoidance coin also…

2026-05-23 09:25:42 GMT

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@nprofile…g34k
I want too hate, murder and fuck.
I don’t care what order…

2026-05-20 22:43:56 GMT

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@nprofile…xpq2 @nprofile…7ypj @nprofile…rmu3 @nprofile…ryzy @nprofile…twh5 @nprofile…zchx @nprofile…9qjf
If a crackwhore nigger’s vote can cancel out my vote, then what the fuck is even the point?
The jews ruined this country decades ago.

2026-05-20 02:31:58 GMT

Ever see a goon cave with a conversation pit???
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2026-05-15 15:33:36 GMT

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@nprofile…eg0v
Sadly, I am not the marriage type, but I bet there's chicks out there that would take me up on that offer...

2026-05-15 15:18:18 GMT

If I was too get married, my stay at home wife’s job would be too file for every government benefit that we did and didn’t qualify for…

2026-05-15 00:53:39 GMT

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@nprofile…5fvr @nprofile…eg0v
We’ll will park it out in the jungle, where the free wood is. Please try too keep up.

2026-05-15 00:37:55 GMT

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@nprofile…5fvr I went and priced a 20 foot insulated container today at a container sales yard. They wanted $12,000 for it.
It would be cheaper too buy one on the mainland and ship it here. I went inside it and it was as cool as the other side of the pillow inside, whereas the uninsulated ones were over 100 degrees inside.
@nprofile…eg0v
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2026-05-14 03:06:59 GMT

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@nprofile…re8s @nprofile…543j @nprofile…qj99
If I was a jew, would I fly in a harem of thick White girls from Argentina on H1B visas?!?
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2026-05-12 03:36:39 GMT

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@nprofile…5kuu
Hell no, but don’t be surprised too actually see some chicks in future clips.

2026-05-12 03:35:14 GMT

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@nprofile…5kuu
You know it, broski…

2026-05-12 03:34:07 GMT

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@nprofile…5kuu
I can’t ever imagine being forced too move out of this next spot. When I do, it will be like the Jefersons…
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2026-05-12 01:58:56 GMT

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@nprofile…5kuu
I'm taking my time moving in because I'm just too tire lately to make the three truck full move-in

2026-05-10 22:26:02 GMT

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@nprofile…939n
FYI, Raylan Givens was one of the moat fascist TV characters in the last 20 years. Thats why Justified was so popular…
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2026-05-10 20:57:59 GMT

Welp, that dang Pinacolada song still slaps…
https://youtu.be/YGAeI5KODLA

2026-05-10 15:19:07 GMT

@nprofile…j30m
The benefit of certain weeds is that they send their tap roots really deep so that they can extract minerals that aren’t found in the top soil. Kudzu for example sends its tap root 8 feet down where it has access too all the minerals and no competition. That’s why its so invasive and hard too kill.
It’s leaves and stalks make for great mulch.
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2026-05-10 02:23:41 GMT

This could be us but you ain’t photosynthesizing…
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2026-05-08 16:59:06 GMT

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@nprofile…f32c @nprofile…5fvr @nprofile…a0cz
How’s there english?

2026-05-07 11:53:58 GMT

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@nprofile…5g8r
I literally have that bedding set…

2026-05-05 03:39:15 GMT

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2026-05-05 03:34:31 GMT

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@nprofile…4c5e
For some reason i did always like that Iris hit of theirs and I’m not even one of those sad beta kinda guys.

2026-05-01 01:41:26 GMT

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@nprofile…lvy8 @nprofile…l7hn
I do prefer a thick girl, but there is definitely a fine line between thick and fat. Once you cross that line, pack your shit and get out of my house.

2026-04-29 17:27:28 GMT

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@nprofile…6xru
They say he killed himself by autoerotic asphyxiation.
It was the jews

2026-04-25 07:06:03 GMT

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@nprofile…dymg
The goyim are going too wreck your jewish timeline.

2026-04-24 15:15:24 GMT

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@nprofile…dymg
Putin doesn’t give two shits what some jewish approval rating graph says. You fucking retard.

2026-04-19 14:21:39 GMT

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@nprofile…g5ka
I drink my coffee like I shoot my guns…
Naked
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2026-04-15 15:17:32 GMT

I like my rapid fire coffee sips like I like my mini vulcan canon…
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2026-04-11 19:01:59 GMT

PRO TIP:
You don’t have too buy paper towels if you snag a handful of napkins at every restaurant you go too.

2026-04-11 07:15:00 GMT

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@nprofile…77ke
Old White guy verses 30 year old washed up hooker.
I win.

2026-04-11 07:13:26 GMT

I haven’t seen a Boston Terrier dog since the 80s. Did i dream them up? I’ve been known too dream up weird shit like that before.

2026-04-08 18:22:02 GMT

Imagine retiring off the income of one 4-plex in silicon valley…
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2026-04-06 20:26:25 GMT

If i was a school superintendent, i would have a flight simulator installed in every high school in town. Every boy in my town would know how too land a 747 in case of emergency. How pimp would that be?

2026-04-06 16:55:35 GMT

PSA:
If you want too date thick latina baddies all you have too do is learn spanish and get a south american tinder profile. Then fly them here for a week. They can’t really run away unless they have an american connection besides you. It’s kinda like having them chained too a radiator, that they signed up for…
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2026-04-05 04:25:55 GMT

The kid next door is cool as fuck. He did a burnout in the street yesterday in a car that he works on in the driveway. And today i see him with a thick ass white girl in yoga shorts.
Bitchin
@nprofile…lup9

2026-04-05 04:13:27 GMT

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@nprofile…a423
Ask Armadillo. He keeps a breddy good drunk Jonny file.

2026-04-05 01:26:49 GMT

Im gonna be drinking a little later. Anyone wanna get yelled at by a drunk old man?

2026-04-04 04:15:09 GMT

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@nprofile…j83d
I bet i can still write a badass term paper.

2026-04-03 16:21:36 GMT

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@nprofile…lup9 @nprofile…u0zr @nprofile…6j97
If you zoom in on the tip of that arrow on google street maps, you’ll see the owner of that cannabis kiosk has an instagram handle named “ImDaJoo”

2026-03-30 00:52:36 GMT

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@nprofile…5g8r @nprofile…5kuu
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2026-03-30 00:51:01 GMT

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@nprofile…5g8r @nprofile…5kuu
In and out hires the hottest chicks in the fast food industry…
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2026-03-30 00:01:54 GMT

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@nprofile…5g8r
After the jews sued McDonalds in the 90s for cooking their fries in beef talo they switched too seed oil and got sued again.

2026-03-29 23:51:32 GMT

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@nprofile…2kr0 @nprofile…5g8r
They are killing the frenchfry game

2026-03-29 23:27:33 GMT

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@nprofile…5g8r
These are officially the best fries…
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2026-03-29 23:19:41 GMT

Guess what burger joint I’m in…
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2026-03-26 03:02:33 GMT

Hello, asshole neighbor with the leaf blower. Can you please die from your vaccines already…
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2026-03-25 17:06:34 GMT

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@nprofile…u0zr
Cause it’s cool…
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2026-03-24 17:32:47 GMT

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@nprofile…cxtw
It’ll be nice when the manufacturing jobs are re-shored even if they are automated.

2026-03-24 16:52:41 GMT

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@nprofile…cxtw
Japan already is. The Japs have cancelled all flights not going too international airports.

2026-03-24 16:23:17 GMT

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@nprofile…8cpz @nprofile…h2rj
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2026-03-24 16:21:44 GMT

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@nprofile…8cpz @nprofile…h2rj
Both

2026-03-24 16:01:42 GMT

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@nprofile…8cpz @nprofile…h2rj
Ukraine/CIA hit Russia’s largest fuel port yesterday, I’m pretty sure the kid gloves are coming off.

2026-03-24 15:13:29 GMT

I do love a good and pointy nipple. There I said it. Had too get that off my chest.

2026-03-24 08:37:31 GMT

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@nprofile…2g7j
The German boomers must be freaking out.

2026-03-24 08:27:57 GMT

I’m old enough too remember when the jews made a Gillette razor commercial about how toxic men are. Now they want me too go fight their new kike war.

2026-03-24 06:09:08 GMT

Putin’s not gonna put up with this shit.

2026-03-24 00:13:53 GMT

The Albizia tree is an invasive species in Hawaii. People hate them because they cause so much damage here. Nobody cares if you cut them down…
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2026-03-23 17:22:56 GMT

I like my Kona coffee like I like my IZ…
Live from a volcano
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2026-03-22 22:15:48 GMT

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@nprofile…5kuu @nprofile…jqqa
I had a friend in the army who would walk up too fat bitches at the bar and tell/yell them too choke themselves. Hahaha
He really hated fat chicks.

2026-03-22 22:11:25 GMT

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@nprofile…jqqa
Building 7

2026-03-22 18:01:38 GMT

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@nprofile…lup9 @nprofile…5kuu
Fuck leg day…

2026-03-22 17:57:43 GMT

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@nprofile…5kuu
Sickening

2026-03-22 17:51:32 GMT

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@nprofile…5kuu
She’s a nice lady!!!
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2026-03-22 17:41:55 GMT

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@nprofile…rkpm
I have been told this by an Australian yesterday in real life

2026-03-22 17:37:16 GMT

I like my coffee like I like my White Latinas…
CALIENTE!!!
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2026-03-22 15:13:53 GMT

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@nprofile…6gaw
I would have liked too have seen Chuck and Bruce Lee grow old together.
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2026-03-22 14:57:06 GMT

I was invite too join a real estate investment group yesterday. It’s a group that pools their money and buys properties all around the country. I don’t think now is a good time too be getting involved in real estate because I think the bubble is starting too pop, but once it does pop I will probably join it.

2026-03-22 14:46:41 GMT

NGL, the scene in John Wick with all the goth/rockabily operator girls gave me a semi chub…
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2026-03-21 23:10:49 GMT

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@nprofile…v6y2
Fools and their money…

2026-03-21 19:27:29 GMT

One of my customers is supposed too be going too Japan on the 2nd next month but Japan is cancelling flights because of no jet fuel, so she might not be able too go. She’s from Australia and said she just paid $170 too fill up her gas tank.
Shits about to get real.

2026-03-21 07:11:28 GMT

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@nprofile…wf3a what’s your situation?
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2026-03-21 06:40:44 GMT

You know that part where the guy ties to break out of the comic book? That's me when I'm drunk...
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2026-03-21 03:32:27 GMT

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@nprofile…4aya
Are you talking about N3F?

2026-03-21 03:27:12 GMT

Somehow this blasian (black Asian hapa) got out of his truck with the gear in reverse.

2026-03-21 03:23:48 GMT

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@nprofile…4aya
Richard who?!?!?

2026-03-21 03:22:02 GMT

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@nprofile…4aya
Remind me again what were we talking about?

2026-03-21 03:06:10 GMT

People think that America is going too have a gas shortage. Nope. The jews are just gonna sell our gas too the highest bidders which will drive up domestic prices. There won’t be a shortage. You just won’t be able too afford it.

2026-03-20 17:20:51 GMT

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@nprofile…87ru
I think you’re right. I think there’s a perfect group size for things like that.

2026-03-20 16:57:33 GMT

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@nprofile…efd2
Is he a jew?

2026-03-20 16:54:00 GMT

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@nprofile…3hmk
Gawd, how fun would that be too just run amok through a 1950s typing pool…
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2026-03-20 16:45:57 GMT

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@nprofile…3hmk
Imagine an whole room full of these chicks. If I had a Time Machine, I’d fly back too the 1950s and just go fucking ham…
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2026-03-20 16:22:49 GMT

I feel like I should be able too own a stinger missile…
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2026-03-20 14:13:19 GMT

I like my cofe like I like my hashtugs…
Misspelled
#Anni_Cofe_Club

2026-03-20 06:41:11 GMT

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2026-03-20 02:39:34 GMT

I paid $5.07/gal for gas this morning. This is not a real country anymore, lads. If you aren’t contemplating on moving off grid and living off the land, then you better start at least thinking about it.

2026-03-19 18:00:22 GMT

PSA:
If you ever get caught in a bombardment like this, plug your ears or your eardrums will get blown out.
https://annihilation.social/notice/B4QC3noaSk5WBIZynA

2026-03-19 17:12:23 GMT

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@nprofile…g5ka @nprofile…a0uj
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2026-03-19 15:57:28 GMT

I like my coffee like I like my coconut milk…
Gently swayed, not stirred
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2026-03-19 11:08:41 GMT

Oops. Sorry
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2026-03-12 17:00:40 GMT

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@nprofile…pdmm
I’d be very interested too know the percentage of White women who have ever been online sex workers…
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2026-03-12 15:48:24 GMT

5% of White American women are selling pics of their butthole too pajeets online.
We are approaching Thailand percentages of sex workers…
https://annihilation.social/notice/B4BZFVFjuWW1tRz4Fc

2026-03-11 02:32:52 GMT

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@nprofile…6r9y
Whenever we get a Kona wind, you can smell it and see it here on Oahu. It's called vog.
Not joking.

2026-03-10 17:39:48 GMT

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@nprofile…m0yn
RING RING: henlo, Miss Mayonnaise. I’d like too come over tonight and talk too you about your son, Microslop.
MISS MAYO: but I don’t have anything too wear for this occasion
FEVER: oh, think you do.

2026-03-10 17:35:22 GMT

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@nprofile…m0yn
I’m calling your mom right now.