Malacandrian GEMINI

If I have my Kirby lore correct (and I really might not - I'm not looking it up) Gooey was always a dark matter being, albeit a good one. Maybe he's just maturing.

2025-08-23 06:54:51 GMT

Jade.
https://i.poastcdn.org/1a/8b/f4/1a8bf45c9dcdf5e2f98a471e6b1147dc3e6d59adf32853828017dc8715e664df.png

2025-08-21 16:40:25 GMT

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The Supreme Court doesn't need to know about what's buried in the woods behind your house.

2025-08-16 15:30:41 GMT

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Vlad no! You can't say that!
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2025-08-11 16:38:32 GMT

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Damn. I guess it's time to upgrade.

2025-07-27 05:37:02 GMT

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I've been out of the loop. What was the purpose of this Tea thing?

2025-07-24 05:49:04 GMT

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Does this make you feel better?
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2025-07-24 04:56:44 GMT

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You were BALD when you were 19.

2025-03-16 18:09:35 GMT

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This is not what Christians believe.
The stance of the Christ, the Apostles, the early Church Fathers, the Saints, and all the great Christian minds have been solidly consistent about the practices of the Jews -and by extension Zionism- for 2000 years.
Whatever you call yourself, if you deny the words of Christ, Christ will deny you. Sympathy for devil worshippers isn't Christian behavior.
Christ was the first antisemite.

2025-03-08 09:25:36 GMT

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Somebody better equipped than I needs to make a Vancebooru.

2024-09-03 20:03:12 GMT

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Jap publisher. Jap developer. Okay maybe I'm interested.

2024-09-02 23:49:46 GMT

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Botw/totk are tied with Twilight Princess as my favorite games. Hope they at least partially return to the old formula soon. This upcoming one probably isn't it though.

2024-09-02 23:45:24 GMT

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I held myself back. I can go way farther. I doubt you want that though.

2024-09-02 23:05:19 GMT

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Fair enough. Sadly for you, you triggered the Zelda sperg. Hence the Linkle essay.

2024-09-02 22:57:15 GMT

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I like Linkle but she's not quite an R63 Link. More like a wannabe chuunibyou wanting to be the hero while the actual Link actually saves the actual day.
Also that was Koei, not necessarily Nintendo.

2024-09-02 22:43:48 GMT

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Must have been the Protestant hate. Sorry guys. I don't like homosexuals or heresy.

2024-08-30 23:50:20 GMT

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Yeah fuck gabboids haha. Am I right guys? Man they sure do suck. Haha wow. Let's go beat up some gabboids everybody!
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2024-08-30 23:44:19 GMT

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Why Come to Brazil when you can have Brazil come to you?

2024-08-30 00:58:22 GMT

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It serves them right for using that tranny enfranchising dog shit.

2024-08-27 22:16:40 GMT

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I just want Maria back.
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2024-08-27 22:06:23 GMT

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This is awesome but
>Still no Dracula X Chronicles
I'll die.

2024-08-22 15:10:26 GMT

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I keep thinking about the lyrics to Robot Rock.
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2024-08-16 04:35:17 GMT

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Was this written by a woman?

2024-08-15 17:37:54 GMT

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**Edited for accuracy**
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2024-07-28 03:02:23 GMT

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Okay Owl.

2024-07-28 02:54:59 GMT

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I'll call you a nigger.

2024-07-28 02:53:50 GMT

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FEDIVERSE POSTER! WE'VE GOT A FEDIVERSE POSTER HERE!
https://i.poastcdn.org/b3183917222f93eb8c318a59472e56600dd32c8dd7c1d36b31e1d39068be66f5.jpg

2024-07-28 02:43:03 GMT

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Pretty much. Really though it's just as well. Even if it all went well, I don't know if I could string them along when my heart MAY OR MAY NOT BE set on somebody else.

2024-07-28 02:40:02 GMT

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To Owl? No. I work in a place with no reception in the summer. I didn't get much of a chance until I got off at 5.

2024-07-28 02:34:01 GMT

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Women and gamma males have a lot of common language.

2024-07-28 01:23:11 GMT

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Apparently.

2024-07-23 01:21:55 GMT

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I thought I had that phrase in my filters. Guess not.

2024-07-09 09:19:53 GMT

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Heaven help the Russians if Putin ever disses my girl Megumin.
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2024-07-09 07:15:28 GMT

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Mutahar is not based but he has really good moments. He's as close as you can get to based while still having a successful Youtube channel (not at all).

2024-07-09 00:20:55 GMT

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"DREAD HATERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be DREAD HATERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE DREAD HATERS" he thought. The Sylvester Stallone Judge Dread film soundtrack reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Dread Haters in the Fediverse. "With a Poast account, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

2024-06-16 23:30:18 GMT

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Redditors will look at this image and get upset over how that city's name is spelled.

2024-06-15 02:13:06 GMT

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It's Mario

2024-06-13 02:22:21 GMT

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>Italian

2024-06-11 01:29:29 GMT

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Hate to be THAT guy...
That's a Poast quote.