Tard

https://clew.lol/users/tard

Professional atheist.

Public Key

npub1keerrzh6549ga75zdt4r0t9w0nqgklkyfqwwssfkxsucx268qrpsmdvjm2

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relay.momostr.pink

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Last Notes

2026-07-04 05:02:17 GMT

Happy 250th 4th of July to my American friends!
Looking forward to the 500th!
https://clew.lol/media/56f2414a-f854-49bb-a2d5-91966a749dcb/JH63v0AgUjgcBnne%20%5BJH63v0AgUjgcBnne%5D.mp4

2026-06-21 02:09:08 GMT

https://clew.lol/media/161a0949-eb96-4d3a-b0d9-e863ee4a07eb/rapidsave.com_place_your_bets-g2mbsqu9k58h1.mp4

2026-05-09 14:09:04 GMT

https://clew.lol/media/64793d9e-aef8-4548-8954-7f2a92ccc8c1/com.atproto.sync.getBlob-1.mp4

2026-03-01 18:47:42 GMT

https://clew.lol/media/106c69fb-f977-40a7-bb0b-c3687b3eb43b/portal.jpg

2026-02-21 04:44:10 GMT

https://clew.lol/media/20f13164-c0ef-4808-98f5-8c1db334799e/shake.gif

2026-02-13 05:29:51 GMT

@[email protected]
You got some spainin' to do bud.
https://clew.lol/media/919a5bc4-6512-4690-b311-9fc0caecb090/Clavicular%20Updates%20-%20Clavicular%20reveals%20that%20an%20anonymous%20viewer%20that%20goes%20by%20%E2%80%98p%E2%80%99%20lent%20him...%20.mp4

2026-02-08 03:29:34 GMT

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I know this man's dick better than my own.

2026-02-07 20:20:11 GMT

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Men need a wakeup call on what middle aged women actually look like. They have delusional standards atm.

2026-02-07 20:14:48 GMT

https://clew.lol/media/2117b924-9519-47bf-be47-6a38162a0cb5/fine_wine.jpg

2026-01-31 04:26:23 GMT

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Maybe the guy who killed him wasn't political but just saw this image and thought he was a monster?

2026-01-26 01:10:02 GMT

https://clew.lol/media/1d9470f4-acc1-4382-aa11-5e3007f50bc0/ovcen%2520cheese.webp

2025-11-27 00:43:44 GMT

Found a giant corn flake.
https://clew.lol/media/51866a49-c04e-43b5-9e61-5d675e83d77e/giant_corn_flake_1.jpg

2025-11-13 01:43:21 GMT

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What's it called?

2025-10-07 03:04:00 GMT

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I'm like House but higher IQ and living in poverty.

2025-09-24 03:25:31 GMT

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I've moved on to ASMR (no masturbation).
Much happier in life.

2025-09-24 02:51:46 GMT

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I don't recognize this porn actress.

2025-09-21 01:02:39 GMT

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I hope I look this good in 20 years.

2025-09-20 01:19:02 GMT

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I didn't think of the implications of repeating this before doing so...
I should have thought about it first.

2025-09-12 23:31:52 GMT

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Anybody above 140 IQ (like me) in the modern age with cameras everywhere would use a kamikaze drone with self opening, box mailed to a nearby location. So he couldn't have been THAT smart.

2025-09-08 02:52:31 GMT

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Is this another pedo bust?

2025-09-08 02:42:52 GMT

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He has some entourage protecting him.

2025-09-08 01:20:18 GMT

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https://clew.lol/media/44b56ac7-b60e-44b3-a319-e1dc4cfc148f/poster.jpg

2025-09-08 01:11:52 GMT

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Specifically poster on door.

2025-09-08 01:11:19 GMT

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She was doomed from the get-go.
https://www.jamesfuneralhomelkn.com/obituaries/iryna-zarutska/albums/1120895?mediaId=37731207&modal=gallery
https://clew.lol/media/51bc1736-76fc-441e-b6c2-910a50adfa72/8766bc0e-f7b9-4a78-a4c8-3acb864fc9f3.webp

2025-09-06 03:27:46 GMT

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I used to think I hated capeshit but then remembered that I was obsessed with a VHS recording (from CBS, adverts included) of 1989 Batman when I was around 4.

2025-08-25 01:35:50 GMT

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I don't think someone this far gone can be rehabilitated.

2025-08-25 01:22:18 GMT

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The best part is when he says it all started when he was 10 and he got a 3DS. NINTENDO IMPLICATED!

2025-08-25 01:20:13 GMT

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No clew.

2025-08-25 01:18:43 GMT

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They hadn't even laid charges yet iirc. He was awaiting charges.

2025-08-25 00:51:04 GMT

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Here you go
https://gofile.io/d/GPk3nC

2025-08-24 02:10:43 GMT

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Thought for a second I was going to see blood in the water as its beak gets to his neck.

2025-08-20 01:37:37 GMT

https://clew.lol/media/639bd5f9-f77f-4cd9-818e-5919f768ba9d/1000032581.jpg

2025-08-17 18:31:49 GMT

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To avoid just trusting an image, here is the source https://www.thenorthstar.com/p/breaking-trump-administration-helped

2025-08-17 17:51:51 GMT

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Ah, one of the few pluses of monopolies/duopolies is they end up filled with lazy/incompetent people who don't even bother properly implementing their anti-consumer policies. You can easily slip through the cracks by ignoring them and keeping quiet.

2025-08-17 17:42:03 GMT

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Are you hosting this instance from your home? You must have fiber or something,

2025-08-16 22:15:15 GMT

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She looks rather simian.

2025-08-16 22:12:32 GMT

https://clew.lol/media/811e12d0-d936-41b0-82a0-fc589d30c233/award.jpg

2025-08-16 05:35:55 GMT

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I haven't burned in ages either. I am covered in a layer of dead skin and oils that protects me from non-ionizing radiation.

2025-08-07 04:05:47 GMT

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Thursday now (EST), which means I'm late for sleep.

2025-08-07 03:45:31 GMT

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I want to try legal amphetamines like Adderall to boost my iq and productivity instead, but I need to figure out how to get a prescription.

2025-08-07 03:40:05 GMT

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The thing is, when I'm doing this I'm actually giggling like a retard at my keyboard. Then I wake up and remember it's against the law and delete it all. Luckily this is only on matrix and everybody there understands.

2025-08-07 03:39:05 GMT

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My problem with hard alcohol is when I'm blackout drunk on it I start thinking it's funny to act like an angry drunk (if I see an angle to get angry about something, I'll exploit it like a role play) and threaten people online, forgetting that it's a crime to do so.

2025-08-07 03:34:37 GMT

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Actually the worst time was vodka back in the fall. It was after that that I noticed wine was getting me drunk and hung with much smaller amounts. Note that I only drank on Fridays, and if hungover would wait 2 weeks before continuing.

2025-08-07 03:32:40 GMT

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:niggers:

2025-08-07 03:32:14 GMT

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I know that about all nighters too. I think what concerns me more is the tolerance dropped considerably over a 6 month period, so I figure I couple times I went to far (tequila) and may have damaged shit and need a good several months of healing.

2025-08-07 03:28:22 GMT

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I only drank three 24 ouncers in 3 hours, and was only in bed for 1 day. However, my tolerance is worse than when I was young, which is another reason why I'm trying not to drink because I think it might indicate my liver capacity is dropping, which concerns me.

2025-08-07 03:22:12 GMT

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Yeah, I drank 3 on Friday and was sick all weekend (nausea). At least it didn't give me a headache I guess...

2025-08-07 03:19:00 GMT

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I won't be drinking for at least 6 months after that steel reserve hangover.

2025-08-07 03:07:07 GMT

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:pusheen-hello:

2025-08-07 03:03:57 GMT

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Thanks for letting me join your instance, Tony!
I've been trying to get back on fedi for 9 months after bae.st shutdown, but every decent instance I could find was closed for new users.