lucy :yew: ᛇ :apadoru:

yew - taxus baccata!

I'm lucy and i really like yew :yew:

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Last Notes

2026-03-05 02:19:35 GMT

i like my puter and my fedi frens in it :3

2026-03-05 02:18:49 GMT

im still impressed that epic games solved the problem "how to move files" with a linked list, truly inspiring engineers

2026-03-04 18:03:55 GMT

wtf is this ugly thing on wikipedia what happened :kittenhuh:
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/c345044f-de9f-4b1a-9400-c9d67e98366c

2026-03-04 16:44:30 GMT

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@nprofile…t3h7 as long as you post cats we know you're alive :kuromiwow:

2026-02-27 16:03:46 GMT

let's see paul allen's christmas movie

2026-02-26 13:37:51 GMT

how did signal get so popular when whatsapp and telegram already provided the exact same service? are people really that susceptible to ads?

2026-02-25 14:41:27 GMT

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@nprofile…cext the elephant

2026-02-25 13:59:17 GMT

im making bread :kuromicelebrate:

2026-02-24 18:23:20 GMT

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@nprofile…y6jc alcohol doesn't make it any less hard

2026-02-24 18:22:28 GMT

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@nprofile…y6jc not good

2026-02-24 18:21:51 GMT

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@nprofile…y6jc
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/bf650820-f277-4f31-a857-dcf6a8357b53

2026-02-22 21:52:32 GMT

apple tells me to go bed🥺🥺🥺
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/2e7071bf-3e8f-48ea-afbd-4a84a4251a81

2026-02-22 19:00:25 GMT

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@nprofile…z9f3 i think you giving me your job would fix me it’d be a win-win situation don’t you think

2026-02-22 06:44:47 GMT

that zaza got me speaking esperanto

2026-02-21 00:02:47 GMT

hotdogs are my passion ☺️
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/a2240a77-a702-4a25-b1b5-c67c697dcac5

2026-02-20 07:57:10 GMT

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@nprofile…t3h7 what

2026-02-20 07:55:15 GMT

why is sonic so popular? the game is ass and the characters look ass what's the appeal..

2026-02-20 06:21:27 GMT

selamat pagi :cofepleading:
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/aec892b5-bbea-47ea-adec-b5fd9908b45d

2026-02-18 14:26:44 GMT

@nprofile…8wj7
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/b58fc5cc-88b6-4f3c-bce8-91f88c8fe4f3

2026-02-12 17:28:11 GMT

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@nprofile…t3h7 hakui in shambles

2026-02-05 13:14:58 GMT

i had a dream i was diving with @nprofile…8wj7 and a pod of seals

2026-02-04 03:42:52 GMT

@nprofile…8wj7 go bed

2026-02-01 17:44:11 GMT

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@nprofile…5vpa looks the same except monochrome

2026-02-01 17:42:47 GMT

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@nprofile…5vpa yes it is

2026-01-30 10:25:12 GMT

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@nprofile…tsag did you unfollow me or is this a pleroma moment

2026-01-29 15:26:48 GMT

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@nprofile…8wj7 i love when they put free candy in your shipment. it's a nice gesture towards customers.
what's your favorite flavor?

2026-01-29 12:10:54 GMT

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@nprofile…5vpa pol pot tier argumentation

2026-01-28 00:37:25 GMT

kaze no you ni

2026-01-27 19:27:06 GMT

gul dukat did nothing wrong

2026-01-27 17:22:47 GMT

next time i think about baking a cake or getting soft drinks someone please bash my head with a crowbar

2026-01-27 03:09:54 GMT

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@nprofile…8wj7 i was just talking about how crows mess with bald eagles for fun
because bald eagles are oversized seagulls and crows are very funny

2026-01-27 02:49:49 GMT

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@nprofile…8wj7 i replied and it got deleted because you redrafted and now im angy and won’t reply again

2026-01-25 19:28:11 GMT

confidence is attractive, desperation is not. few get this..

2026-01-25 14:24:40 GMT

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@nprofile…5vpa @nprofile…d5a0 how many days since you flipped your car

2026-01-24 23:59:26 GMT

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incidents_of_objects_being_thrown_at_politicians

2026-01-24 18:51:39 GMT

i have plans that i cannot share with you cause the haters would sabotage me but 2026 is gonna be so good

2026-01-24 11:00:25 GMT

allegedly my computer has bluetooth.. but the device isn't even listed anywhere :sadcat:

2026-01-23 17:47:34 GMT

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@nprofile…t3h7 be the bitchy bimbo you need inshallah

2026-01-23 15:41:23 GMT

what haircut should i get

2026-01-18 20:09:44 GMT

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@nprofile…t3h7 you are absolutely right! 🚀

2026-01-17 15:13:53 GMT

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@nprofile…t3h7 send recipe

2026-01-16 21:43:34 GMT

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@nprofile…t3h7 do you think tiktok would have happened if vine happened a few years later?

2026-01-14 18:17:53 GMT

i broke my notifications if im ignoring you im not actually ignoring you i just can't see all mentions rn..

2026-01-13 16:24:22 GMT

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@nprofile…5vpa certified moid moment

2026-01-12 13:46:48 GMT

few know this but i don't actually like indonesia at all

2026-01-10 12:01:02 GMT

GOOD MORNING
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/3dbb703c-7547-43a4-8444-97e59d652522

2026-01-08 09:10:07 GMT

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/9b504e5a-d5e5-4145-bd9f-5691cf6d96ed

2026-01-07 19:28:05 GMT

double skin milk
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/1cf48be8-a9a7-4e14-a99c-3571036dcb69

2026-01-06 19:37:10 GMT

very cool, misskey
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/2e693834-06a6-4d4d-b6ce-3883e1aeb5c3
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/337b903f-46ee-41b0-9a52-0ee2108a01d0

2026-01-03 17:01:14 GMT

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@nprofile…5vpa thank god there's no oil where i live

2025-12-31 16:22:24 GMT

if you're mad at me this is who you're mad at
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/24f109d5-bf33-468a-b787-76e7f17a0777

2025-12-07 06:34:06 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/05a28e85-7e90-4ac7-a215-45770b0d2457

2025-12-07 01:24:07 GMT

i want hotdog

2025-12-06 20:48:14 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws how much can you monetize on recording your 10 days with the roaches

2025-12-06 12:45:01 GMT

happy finland day :ahigondola:
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/e16f352e-e5f7-44d0-bbcd-451f9e3db39c

2025-12-06 06:47:56 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws how old is yumi

2025-12-03 21:07:14 GMT

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@nprofile…pvqa what was it educational?

2025-12-03 01:03:32 GMT

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/3fb61df0-fef2-42ec-b3d6-e1eebe31b1c0

2025-12-01 21:34:06 GMT

remember to purge your timeline ever so often

2025-12-01 00:58:32 GMT

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@nprofile…u76w bulgarian man sees ads for things he won't buy, immediately declares war on turkey

2025-11-28 21:16:34 GMT

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@nprofile…u76w @nprofile…jtgn this is how it goes with food

2025-11-28 21:11:22 GMT

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@nprofile…u76w https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khachapuri this?

2025-11-28 21:08:51 GMT

none of these are wild takes in my book
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/9b09c7b2-bab7-40ca-94c7-ae7fac2163cb

2025-11-28 20:48:00 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws you're not?

2025-11-25 22:18:52 GMT

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@nprofile…u76w @nprofile…z88j oh you "hotplug" that "hard"drive? oookay 🤨

2025-11-25 22:16:40 GMT

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@nprofile…u76w @nprofile…z88j "libass"? oookay 🤨

2025-11-25 22:15:11 GMT

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@nprofile…u76w @nprofile…z88j "flatpak"? oookay 🤨

2025-11-24 22:14:01 GMT

@nprofile…8nwq
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/032d3b47-b55f-4ee5-85f5-c1efa586fe9e

2025-11-24 22:06:31 GMT

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@nprofile…8nwq @nprofile…rt7m @nprofile…kgl9 @nprofile…ads9 i don't like it

2025-11-23 22:09:31 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/464add06-00cc-414e-8a2f-d23869912c83

2025-11-23 22:01:09 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws the hotdog!

2025-11-23 18:05:05 GMT

donkeys > horses tbh

2025-11-22 22:21:45 GMT

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/288e6421-5e8f-40ef-9b48-5b63ff751a28

2025-11-22 13:38:00 GMT

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/da6eec38-a71f-4736-bac4-70ace89885cc

2025-11-20 17:42:27 GMT

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/a8b29ffc-1ead-4390-aab5-1a349325ee9c

2025-11-14 04:19:08 GMT

still thinking about this a lot
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/a5021421-be1a-4ad4-aff3-497e6eb70a19

2025-11-13 15:49:46 GMT

https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/ceb76097-b826-45bf-952d-179c94eb360e

2025-10-30 22:19:23 GMT

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@nprofile…rt7m everything is more expensive single. not just hotels also rent, costs of living in general.

2025-10-30 20:13:56 GMT

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@nprofile…00ws how close are you to another lainradio

2025-10-30 09:38:45 GMT

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@nprofile…jmdl > some dudes just look awesome without hair
doubt. maybe better than with thin hair but no.only slows down and delays the problemstill a win if you escape looking like egghead for a couple more years I'd say?
also isn't there stronger dht blockers then finasteride at this point?

2025-10-30 09:32:43 GMT

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@nprofile…jmdl > this is the way
there's literally medication against this. this is like telling lepers to just shake it off.

2025-10-30 09:28:27 GMT

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@nprofile…jmdl but why..

2025-10-30 08:45:30 GMT

it's fucked up that our highly advanced species does have a cure to androgenetic alopecia but guys voluntarily become bald, so they can put on glasses and grow a shitty hipster beard.

2025-10-30 04:02:12 GMT

LOOK AT MY YOGHURT IS'NT HE PRECIOUS :pleadingcute:
#nevent1q…6ch0

2025-10-28 16:46:42 GMT

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@nprofile…u76w i think mia could lift it

2025-10-28 14:43:39 GMT

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@nprofile…mnqq why is the camera pointing upwards?

2025-10-25 18:50:55 GMT

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@nprofile…u76w stamen it is :3

2025-10-25 18:48:18 GMT

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@nprofile…u76w why

2025-10-25 18:47:51 GMT

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@nprofile…u76w meso what should i name my yoghurt

2025-10-25 10:31:04 GMT

GUYS THE YOGHURT IS YOGHURTING

2025-10-25 09:31:02 GMT

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@nprofile…8nwq what is soft and jiggly?

2025-10-25 09:19:14 GMT

god didn't give me massive breasts cause im already carrying the weight of the world on my back

2025-10-25 08:51:39 GMT

don't talk to me or my yoghurt ever again if you own stocks in big milk

2025-10-24 10:59:06 GMT

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@nprofile…pvqa your nation was built on tax evasion this is pretty patriotic don't you think

2025-10-23 21:23:57 GMT

date idea:
9:30 we arrive at the louvre in a truck with an extendable ladder
9:34 in hi-viz outfits we climb the ladder with an angle grinder to grind through the 2nd floor window. watching the sparks is so romantic :pleadingcute: we smash the glass and pick the prettiest pieces of jewlery we can find :333
9:37 someone triggers the alarm (god forbid women having fun :ablobcateyeroll: )
9:38 we escape on motorbikes with some of the loot cartoonishly bumbeling out of our pockets :heartsWheel:
10:37 the louvre announces shutdown for 3 days due to "exceptional reasons"

2025-10-22 09:04:42 GMT

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@nprofile…g5fu
https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/files/77deb21c-719f-4281-aac6-4b72af098fca

2025-10-20 05:55:20 GMT

yoghurt is bazaar-coded. cheese is cathedral-coded.

2025-10-19 07:59:33 GMT

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@nprofile…9qx9 i have a misskey antenna docked in it's own timeline i get yew posts in real time without lifting a finger

2025-10-19 07:58:17 GMT

i see every post mentioning yew and honestly there should be more people talking about yew

2025-10-19 07:48:12 GMT

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@nprofile…9qx9 i don't think you can make soup out of sloe..