Thinking man’s Triga. Not gay as in happy, but queer as in fuck you.
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Last Notes npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af All special edition flavours of Jaffa Cakes are trash. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af if you gather any concrete routing problems I’ll take em to support. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af I’ve not noticed the problem today or the last few days. Was wobbly on Sunday. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af I have removed my bridge to Bsky. Nothing good comes from there. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Can’t get out of my mind that yesterday @npub12r3…52h5 said that AI and Ozempic will be the death of bears and @npub1p2f…mqln comes along and informs us that Rem bar Manchester (the Beary-est bar) went full AI music last night. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Pope Leo kinda slaps, eh? (Didn’t see this coming from the first Yankee Pontiff.) npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af I know it is unlikely to ever happen but I reckon we wouldn’t get as bad phishing attack if corporate emails were length two period delimited dicewares. Employees get three casts for their email address upon joining and they get to pick their favourite of the three.[email protected] #infosec npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Tell me what you want what you really really want npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af it was formative for me. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Really feeling becoming a monk vibes rn. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af I explicitly have that as a prohibition in my Recon profile. I will not accept an honorific from a stranger. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af hevy is very good. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Butlerian Jihad. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af it’s such a shame. Buy all these excellent studios and then what? Turn Xbox into something with little to no value. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af I’ve become important at work and it’s ruining my life. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af You don’t need an app. You need a better website. (Bupa edition.) npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af dance parties should just move sooner. Orgies too. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af sweetheart. Put in the work. It’s an incredible series. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af one is utterly unfuckable. The other is exhausting but I’d have a go. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af if you can’t tell the difference between Matt and Sam, you truly fail. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Screenshot of the Skeet for posterity (and to deal with the eventual deletion). npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af As Warrington slowly subsumes all lands west and south of Greater Manchester, the newly created Senedd of Warrington debates the official languages of Warrington. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af From the 7th century!!! npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Whelp. This is what forty feels like. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af i snorted at “dozens”! npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af yup. Because this way I’m doing post-work gym on January 5th in the daylight. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af 45 seconds. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af we don’t make public toilets like we used to, eh? npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af metrics are really good at telling you shit you already know. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af oh yes. But that’s more chosen family. When I was off for a work conference and the father-in-law had a stroke with builders in, we had a number of people we could call who supervised on our behalf. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af I reckon it’s the individualism of white anglos that is the problem here. There’s no such thing as society, etc etc. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af I would argue that there is similarly no Canadian support network—at least none I found. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af £41‽ absolutely no way that could’ve been made for £41. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af that is a good moustache. Covered in cream too. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Free pee shyness CBT on the NHS to keep our toilet seats clean and the queues shorter. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af At the risk of sounding a touch “life hacky”, I highly recommend just buying plain yogurt and mixing in a teaspoon of your favourite jam. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af If reporters who talk to Labour MPs the next view days don't ask whether it's okay to rip out asylum claimants' gold fillings upon entry into the UK then they've failed at being a reporter. #ukPol npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Decided to dress like I’m colour blind and go to the gym. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Bored now. Done work. Should go to gym. Cannot be arsed. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Today I forgot to put a 2.5 kg plate on one side of my barbell for squats. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Ask stupid questions get stupid answers. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af they’re fine. I encountered them stumbling home from the campus pub. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Why does Manchester Airport feel the need to advertise on Smooth Radio? Wild. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af As a Canadian I’m tired of Brits telling me « I’ve never been but I’ve always want to visit » after they clarify I’m not an American. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Manchester Pride didn’t put the time the Candlelit Vigil starts on their schedule nor the information page. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Im trying to use unique email addresses for all my services now; but the number of services requiring a mobile number to sign up is increasing (and likely too high anyways). npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Read the news of that 23 year old reform councillor who thinks Britain shouldn’t have fought Hitler. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Secondary school science should teach kids how to read scientific journals. (Apropos of @npub19kd…d7ts’s toot reminding me the joy when I learned how to read journal articles.) npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Can you pronounce “Alnwick”? npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Playing DK right now and npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Cleaned the outdoor “wicker” sofa base, the cushions, the cushion storage, the deck, and the ground floor back garden windows. The outdoor rug is in the wash. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af unless your driven to want to murder people, you’re doing efforts wrong. Sorry. https://andrewfergusson.ca/blog/posts/2025-06-15-running-effort-description.html npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Every six months or so I speed run to thinking “Kellogg made corn flakes to stop people masturbating.” npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af I think the take “oh no! That woman is being choked in a porn scene we must outlaw it” is sexist and liberation and empowerment of sex workers would be a better use of their energy. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af I’m perennially disappointed when I see a woman talk about porn that she finds abhorrent, centres it on a purely a swerfy feminist critique, mixes legal and illegal stuff into a minefield to avoid direct criticism of her takes. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Did the gay thing going in Manchester this weekend: Cut the sleeves off a tshirt. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Why is the reading experience better in the apps (like the Guardian)? npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af The Guardian are scum. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af for 5 days late July. And Rome for 3 before that. It gonna be HOT. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Back to this. British registered boats are subject to British law. Crimes need to be investigated by British police. Greta Thunberg can now go to court in the UK about the whole Israel illegally detaining her when they had no right. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Apropos of the inevitable seizing of the Madleen trying to deliver symbolic aide to Gaza with a celebrity crew the likes of Greta Thunberg made the Israel Defence Force commit a piracy against a British-flagged ship. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af I said I’d do brunch and then I’ve seen the gays who are going to be going to brunch and suddenly I’m busy. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af What a week. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af My husband bought me a nice blindfold for sleep, and let me tell you it has transformed my sleep. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Grindr, give me the option to filter on chronotype please. Because I cannot with people messaging me at 4am. We are not compatible. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af just because Labour opposes fascists doesn’t meant they aren’t themselves fascist. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af I hope this pope continues to fight with JD Vance. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af riff: Chuck Tingle for pope. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af The Guardian requiring that I accept invasive advertising and tracking in order to view their website or pay is the same behaviour that resulted in Meta’s €200M EU fine. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af If Labour want to succeed, they have to listen to the people they spent the last 3 years kicking out. Agonizing over taking a box seat at a concert for security reasons isn’t comparable to hooking a mate up with a £100M PPE deal. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af From the local council election results (as of 10pm yesterday), netting seat changes. #ukpol npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Good points over on Bsky. If the current Blue Labour government can’t do good on the economy nor hold Durham, what’s the point of it? https://bsky.app/profile/stephenkb.bsky.social/post/3lo72uzehss26 #ukpol npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Might as well bring back the Tories. They were more fun to watch. #ukpol npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af I mean, they’ve even chosen the path of managed economic decline instead of the challenge of self-led investment. All they’re doing is running around “won’t anyone spend money in Britain” when they could, spend money in Britain. #ukpol npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Six votes in it and now Labour is going to tack further to the right and continue to want to lose on culture war shit. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af If your rests are 5 minutes between sets you are obliged to own your own gym that nobody else can go to. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Wearing five rings rn. (Four plastic and one sterling silver wedding ring). npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Vivaldi won’t let me set Kagi as my default search engine. And that sucks a big one. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af First app installed: SoundCloud npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Looking out the window for that trademark red transit van every three minutes. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Soon. 🔜 npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af My last Android phone was an HTC Hero. My next is arriving tomorrow. A Nothing Phone (3a) Pro. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af I’m truly baffled by people here. I thought everyone knew what the poo trains are, but maybe not? npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Follow up question. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Brits, or people who know British trains. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af “He looks like a civil servant (derogatory).” npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af My foot grip is starting to fail on the sled pushes. 165 kg though. #gymBore npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Doing my pull day and I can guarantee today will be a barbell curl step back. 🤬😤 #gymBore npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Not to brag but I’m in bed. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af not on a per photo basis. But what you’re looking for in the settings app is storage optimization. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Also in today’s #ukPol, VAT on private school fees has turned out to not change the number of kids attending state school one bit. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Serial founder of acrimoniously dissolved political parties is facing another set of acrimonious conditions. #ukPol #reformUK npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af hope you had an appropriate shirt to hand. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Friendly reminder for those trying to avoid American products and services: npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af I fucking love sled pushes and pulls. 145 kg. npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af It’s legs day! npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Should someone tell the European Commission? npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Should someone tell Pets At Home? https://www.petsathome.com/product/pets-at-home-latex-pig-dog-toy/7123838P?productId=7123838&purchaseType=one-time&size=oneSize npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Rando on Reddit gets a write up on Tom’s Hardware, and suddenly everyone’s like npub1krkrqgs9av4mjnfls32z3hvc0xlus4sld22n89tc4r7tftkat4tskac99t tetchy af Canada should join the EU.
