Foodophile, papist, pretengineer, basketball enthusiast. Toots are preservative free and go off after six months.
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Last Notes npub1kthyd6ensr6kwhnzma9kyfmdkawqzu82efz5wg9lxhh6qhk4x3uskrqxru Geordie I love this so much. Artist behind Mona’s ladies-only lounge ‘absolutely delighted’ man is suing for gender discrimination https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2024/mar/20/artist-behind-monas-ladies-only-lounge-absolutely-delighted-man-is-suing-for-gender-discrimination?CMP=share_btn_url npub1kthyd6ensr6kwhnzma9kyfmdkawqzu82efz5wg9lxhh6qhk4x3uskrqxru Geordie Wife: What are you thinking about? Me (out loud): We need spreadable butter and the bread’s use-by is tomorrow… Me (internally): If you take the consonants out, Celine Dion is E-I-E-I-O. npub1kthyd6ensr6kwhnzma9kyfmdkawqzu82efz5wg9lxhh6qhk4x3uskrqxru Geordie These fucking people have Facebook groups?! From: @npub1nk4…us2w https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/112042357701099831 npub1kthyd6ensr6kwhnzma9kyfmdkawqzu82efz5wg9lxhh6qhk4x3uskrqxru Geordie lol got a phishing email with all the usual obvious hallmarks of shitty grammar and misspelling and there’s a “report phishing” link at the top that goes to the payload. npub1kthyd6ensr6kwhnzma9kyfmdkawqzu82efz5wg9lxhh6qhk4x3uskrqxru Geordie Does anyone know what to do? npub1kthyd6ensr6kwhnzma9kyfmdkawqzu82efz5wg9lxhh6qhk4x3uskrqxru Geordie Is there a medical condition that has a single symptom of "I am too hot all the time and wish I lived in the areas of the US that are currently like -30"? npub1kthyd6ensr6kwhnzma9kyfmdkawqzu82efz5wg9lxhh6qhk4x3uskrqxru Geordie If you’re bored this Christmas break period around family, inexplicably prefix things your spouse and you own unremarkably with “spousal.” E.g “Our car” - normal “The spousal car” - wtf is it an upcoming family court contest? “The lounge room rug” - normal “The spousal lounge room rug” - unsure if ok to stand on barefoot npub1kthyd6ensr6kwhnzma9kyfmdkawqzu82efz5wg9lxhh6qhk4x3uskrqxru Geordie Putting an email style signature on a written letter. I’ve signed it, written a paragraph about who I am and all the ways to contact me, glued a picture on that I think really captures my personality, I’ve written a short essay about not scanning the letter thoughtlessly and finally I’m just going to jot down some threatening stuff about how if I’ve posted it to the wrong person they’re to throw it out immediately. npub1kthyd6ensr6kwhnzma9kyfmdkawqzu82efz5wg9lxhh6qhk4x3uskrqxru Geordie I am a simple man begging for tutorials with written word and not some 19 year old screaming WHAT'S UP YOU GUYS in a YouTube video npub1kthyd6ensr6kwhnzma9kyfmdkawqzu82efz5wg9lxhh6qhk4x3uskrqxru Geordie What https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/111/476/721/772/109/716/original/8c69a9ff25aa386d.jpeg npub1kthyd6ensr6kwhnzma9kyfmdkawqzu82efz5wg9lxhh6qhk4x3uskrqxru Geordie If you were surprised to read about the .io domain space’s commercial availability being only enabled by Great Britain’s potentially illegal colonisation that created the British Indian Ocean territory, I’ve got bad news for you about the .au, .nz and various other domain spaces. npub1kthyd6ensr6kwhnzma9kyfmdkawqzu82efz5wg9lxhh6qhk4x3uskrqxru Geordie A lot of websites and apps have a "learn more" button in a way that makes the very bold assumption that I in fact wish to learn more. npub1kthyd6ensr6kwhnzma9kyfmdkawqzu82efz5wg9lxhh6qhk4x3uskrqxru Geordie https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/111/305/584/458/000/341/original/032148fde24ff8b5.mp4 npub1kthyd6ensr6kwhnzma9kyfmdkawqzu82efz5wg9lxhh6qhk4x3uskrqxru Geordie Good morning fedi. I was thinking of heading out from the hotel shortly and asking someone if they know where I can get a “proper coffee like in Sydney” just to watch what happens. npub1kthyd6ensr6kwhnzma9kyfmdkawqzu82efz5wg9lxhh6qhk4x3uskrqxru Geordie I'm at a school Teams thing where they are talking about a bunch of things but one bit of it is "resilience" and despite how important they seem to think it is and how good they seem to think it is, I'm yet to see "resilience" turn out to be anything other than an out for people in authority who should choose to reign in shitty behaviour but instead frame victims as not being sufficiently able to be abused. npub1kthyd6ensr6kwhnzma9kyfmdkawqzu82efz5wg9lxhh6qhk4x3uskrqxru Geordie Wife burst out laughing because I pierced a container of cured meat with a knife point and upon that sound the cat teleported from being fast asleep to standing up on her cat tree with a "mrrp?" noise. npub1kthyd6ensr6kwhnzma9kyfmdkawqzu82efz5wg9lxhh6qhk4x3uskrqxru Geordie Does anyone know what "busing" means in this context? https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/110/410/293/524/564/967/original/a3ce0e495486d01c.png