zancud0
muskeeto 🦟

Mom, I need 450 dollars. I'm currently begging online for it.
My plan is to sell 450 dollars worth of my stuff with the help of my bestie X while I'm down and out.
Best case, I move in with you and Dad if you I can't borrow the money or worst I keep begging online.

2023-12-21 17:40:38 GMT

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Sell shit you don't need or slut around for sats are a few options.

2023-12-20 14:13:14 GMT

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Zap this note to donate to muskeet0 instead.

2023-12-18 19:16:22 GMT

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For what it's worth she kinda fine too.

2023-12-18 16:41:49 GMT

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Other than NVK obvious pay to play it seems like a legit crew.

2023-12-17 22:18:30 GMT

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Amen. Praying for you sir. 🙏

2023-12-16 16:11:26 GMT

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Wouldn't go that far but they are great.

2023-12-15 18:46:37 GMT

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Doing this actually helps a ton. 👌

2023-12-15 12:25:36 GMT

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@npub1qny…95gx COME GET YO BOY.
GRANTS ALL OUT.
RESORTING TO SATHACKING TO FILL COFFERS.

2023-12-15 00:19:18 GMT

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Geez you are a mega retard

2023-12-14 19:08:37 GMT

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You deserve to take it easy next year, great work.

2023-12-14 18:50:59 GMT

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Damn, only thing worse would be to give grant money to What Bitcoin Did to promote their product.

2023-12-14 18:43:57 GMT

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FUTURE 10.31 GRANTEE

2023-12-12 14:40:30 GMT

SATS THE STANDARD. NOT THE STANDARD BUT ONE OF TWO STANDARDS.

2023-12-11 17:41:44 GMT

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Godspeed 🙏

2023-12-11 14:15:23 GMT

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Tears of a once open source signing device manufacture.

2023-12-11 14:13:03 GMT

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Some of us aren't here to boost our views or engagement but simply to dunk. 🫡

2023-12-11 14:09:25 GMT

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Use your fund to pay someone dummy

2023-12-10 11:17:55 GMT

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Its less than 38.

2023-12-10 11:15:22 GMT

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37 SATs generational wealth but yeah you aren't going around acting like a deranged idiot 😂

2023-12-10 11:05:01 GMT

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Do whatever, but its obvious BitMag + employees inscribed a ton early on.
How many you got?

2023-12-09 15:58:18 GMT

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Perfect storm. Most bitcoiners are socially retarded, technically illiterate, and compliance cucks.

2023-12-09 15:11:34 GMT

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As if you were talented enough to zerolink.

2023-12-09 02:51:54 GMT

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Dinner on Jack.

2023-12-08 19:15:51 GMT

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Happy to take the bitcoin jack sent you off of your hands if you too dumb.

2023-12-08 13:11:58 GMT

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Aka give me another board seat.

2023-12-08 12:17:38 GMT

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Fuck off loser

2023-12-07 18:16:32 GMT

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Snuck into my Granny's house and setup this tor onion nostr relay.
I will half ass maintain when I go visit G-ma for tea and scrumpits.
ws://b4rvhevt7zohqml5bc3padjlrfufsa7nnvtodjt7a7vmsptsu73pcnid.onion
👆👆👆
#nevent1q…55gu

2023-12-07 15:39:28 GMT

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BRO YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE.

2023-12-05 22:45:14 GMT

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I'd rather be dead then that be me.

2023-12-05 20:49:53 GMT

The enemy of my enemy is my friend but also my enemy.

2023-12-05 14:20:33 GMT

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Hey jackass its not a bitcoin protocol like I said 6 times.

2023-12-04 15:43:36 GMT

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OH NO HES DRINKING AGAIN

2023-12-02 12:21:30 GMT

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Jackass

2023-12-02 12:17:31 GMT

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Buying your bitcoin through the process primal has setup for users is stupid but par for the course for apple users and nostriches who like tying their identities together for no reason.

2023-12-02 05:06:57 GMT

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🦟🤝💰
#nevent1q…08ev

2023-12-01 22:01:58 GMT

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Finally.
Hero's wear diapers.
#nevent1q…lw6q
#nevent1q…mctj

2023-12-01 17:23:11 GMT

Bullish on Bullshit.

2023-12-01 14:08:42 GMT

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Yeah I bet the WiFi connection to Tesla Overlords will still work and it'll have 99.998% uptime in Mad Maxx world.

2023-12-01 14:04:06 GMT

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None you creep. Get a mining pool babe instead.

2023-12-01 12:29:31 GMT

TO ALL THAT WIMPED OUT, BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR.
#NONOTENOVEMBER

2023-10-31 16:33:33 GMT

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This is great. 😂
Wait 144-288 confs and you get your bread back hoe.
#nevent1q…7zch

2023-10-31 11:06:30 GMT

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Buzz off, guy.

2023-10-30 15:30:23 GMT

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Just in time for #NoNoteNovember welcome.
ABSOLUTELY NO WIMPS.

2023-10-30 14:45:17 GMT

The last thing on earth I wish I was doing is flying to Tokyo to personally lambast the nostr relay operators.
So I am not.

2023-10-29 23:52:17 GMT

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Because the world needs you.

2023-10-29 17:57:42 GMT

The node is in the phone and you will eventually tithe to 🍎

2023-10-29 15:23:06 GMT

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Don't use enough to care about fees.
Connecting to my own electrum .onion makes me want to kill myself every time though.

2023-10-28 22:57:41 GMT

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A lot who came were twitter rejects with low engagement. So they never cared about anything else.

2023-10-28 20:07:29 GMT

I use a tor proxy (orbot) and my nostr experience is so horrifically bad it is addicting.

2023-10-28 14:11:04 GMT

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Yo, great. How about you AHB?

2023-10-28 14:00:56 GMT

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End of life support is key. Can use as a solid hardware device once you're done using as a daily.
#nevent1q…h2g7

2023-10-28 13:15:28 GMT

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2023-10-26 15:02:29 GMT

No Note November is coming up.
ABSOLUTELY NO WIMPS.

2023-10-26 02:25:32 GMT

This is a fart.

2023-10-25 21:18:06 GMT

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GET YOUR ASS IN SHAPE. YOU AINT MAKING HYPERBTC WITH THAT BOD.

2023-10-25 00:26:53 GMT

Only a loser would subscribe to my notes.

2023-10-23 16:42:59 GMT

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Loser at minimum.

2023-10-23 15:28:57 GMT

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I had to dump that shit. Have been able to resist going back so far.

2023-10-23 15:23:32 GMT

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May you be blessed with 2 at a time. 🙏😂

2023-10-23 14:11:30 GMT

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Not enough kids I see.

2023-10-23 13:43:51 GMT

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Wolf in sheep's clothing.

2023-10-23 13:42:39 GMT

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Aight, gonna try this out. Don't necessarily use lightning much, but need a challenger for my Phoenix Wallet setup.

2023-10-22 12:00:28 GMT

WAKE UP!!

2023-10-21 20:14:01 GMT

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Satoshi is dead.

2023-10-21 00:07:03 GMT

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Not a dev but a collector 😂
tb1qh3cfahpucuy9y06t0ewv7r4yp3ne3gn56v9f0e

2023-10-19 13:20:29 GMT

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Relay operators forced to give up all user data or face execution.
Rats jump ship.

2023-10-19 11:08:39 GMT

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Prob all the cocaine

2023-10-17 20:52:21 GMT

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Yeah was an online RPG that had a battle arena. Not really social media but I was proud of my first email @ netdragons I got from it.

2023-10-17 20:36:46 GMT

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Vagabonds quest

2023-10-17 18:01:30 GMT

Pixel 8 with grapheneOS is running great as the daily.

2023-10-14 22:28:56 GMT

Zaps are working perfectly fine but let's pretend they aren't.

2023-10-13 15:48:35 GMT

If it wasn't for relays nostr would kick ass.

2023-10-10 13:20:45 GMT

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Long flight to Gaza?

2023-10-07 23:35:01 GMT

Life's too short to spend it online.

2023-10-02 13:11:57 GMT

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Ordisrespectors in disbelief

2023-10-02 12:50:48 GMT

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You are still a jackass.

2023-09-26 14:52:54 GMT

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Nah, Twitter me and X me are dead.

2023-09-24 04:02:12 GMT

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Doubt I'd even notice. Hope it never happens.

2023-09-15 13:01:24 GMT

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No doubt.
A lot moved to nostr that's what makes this place relatively low signal.

2023-09-14 14:14:33 GMT

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That's actually my motto.

2023-09-14 14:07:46 GMT

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Gen Z speak is retard ebonics.

2023-09-14 13:54:07 GMT

It's not hate, it's to motivate.

2023-09-14 13:50:25 GMT

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I know he doesn't have the balls.

2023-09-14 13:35:42 GMT

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As if you'd delete all your other x nyms.

2023-09-13 19:27:26 GMT

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The devil.

2023-09-13 19:25:25 GMT

Giving PayPal back the bitcoin will teach no lessons.

2023-09-09 21:01:59 GMT

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By the pool drinking a beer.
#nevent1q…ss8j

2023-09-09 16:11:36 GMT

At the ballgame having a sno cone.

2023-09-08 19:13:33 GMT

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And you took peoples money and gave it to swan 🤣

2023-09-05 22:21:25 GMT

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Still for sale if anyone is looking to get into the alley-oop business.
#nevent1q…ngn7

2023-09-05 20:31:25 GMT

Sold my car for a gameboy color.

2023-09-05 20:22:32 GMT

Selling deez nuts for 69k bitcoin.

2023-09-05 15:34:49 GMT

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I know. I was checking if you muted me. 🤣