Joshua C. Colp 🇨🇦 🚴 🏃 🚣‍♂️

Proud Canadian, Software Guy, VoIP Expert, Asterisk Project Lead, Cyclist, Amateur Runner. Opinions are my own. Politically 🟩

Website: https://www.colp.dev
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Github: https://github.com/jcolp

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2025-09-02 13:51:47 GMT

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Atlantic Canada summons you.

2025-08-26 15:43:53 GMT

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Quality across everything is just suffering and not a priority of people, and the threshold gets lowered more and more for what counts as quality.

2025-08-26 14:47:23 GMT

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Time is hard!

2025-08-23 21:15:16 GMT

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I haven't seen a payphone in so long.

2025-08-22 13:10:00 GMT

@npub1jay…80k8 TGIF.

2025-08-19 17:24:01 GMT

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MOAR TEXT!!!

2025-08-18 19:41:05 GMT

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I must enhance my calm.

2025-08-18 19:39:28 GMT

There's nothing quite like watching the second season of an Anime on a service you've paid for, getting two episodes in, and then seeing the rest of the season isn't available due to content rights. The desire to just "acquire" the rest is strong. #media

2025-08-14 13:22:42 GMT

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Internet? Who needs that. You just THINK you need it.

2025-08-13 12:44:38 GMT

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What is "rain"?

2025-08-09 14:38:23 GMT

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Canadian blueberries at this point are so well priced (at least here they are) that I'm at a "well - I might as well get some..." point.

2025-08-06 15:28:03 GMT

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I just can't even.

2025-08-06 14:36:59 GMT

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Every time you talk of them I think "she's recruiting a bird and squirrel army".

2025-08-02 21:28:16 GMT

@npub1jay…80k8 *waves*

2025-07-27 22:01:47 GMT

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runnnnnnnnn

2025-07-27 21:59:49 GMT

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ew ew ew ew ew

2025-07-26 23:20:30 GMT

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I've got neighbors with a fire pit, the smoke is giving me a headache.

2025-07-22 23:25:04 GMT

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practice reckless optimism!

2025-07-22 17:16:59 GMT

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Perceived productivity gains are the best! Don't look at actual statistics or quality metrics.

2025-06-29 14:56:58 GMT

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I approve of Nova Scotia apples.

2025-06-27 19:03:11 GMT

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Are you hitting up Lunenberg too?

2025-06-27 19:00:42 GMT

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Halifax on Monday! Choo-choo goes the train.

2025-06-27 18:55:59 GMT

Work closed until July 7th! #vacation

2025-06-27 17:58:22 GMT

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SQUIRREL!

2025-06-26 14:02:44 GMT

Simple food makes me happy. #lunch
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2025-06-24 17:28:25 GMT

@npub1jay…80k8 Hello. A/C is sporadically running but house is otherwise at 21C. It is 32C out, or 42C with humidity. The day goes on.

2025-06-23 12:05:07 GMT

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Based on forecast I'm guessing that hits us... tomorrow.

2025-06-21 20:09:15 GMT

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oh my! may his reaction fade away

2025-06-21 16:04:04 GMT

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I. hate. trails like that.

2025-06-11 13:18:23 GMT

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Nope nope nope nope nope

2025-06-07 20:54:14 GMT

@npub1jay…80k8 Mortgage update: My prepayment allowance reset. I forgot it would so soon. Now to figure out what to do with it! #financial

2025-06-07 20:11:31 GMT

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but... will they watch the entirety of a Eurovision grand final with you?

2025-06-06 22:09:45 GMT

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that oddly reminds me - how goes vacation planning?

2025-06-06 22:03:52 GMT

@npub1jay…80k8 The smoke made it here but I've kept the house closed up since before it appeared, so 'tis fine. Should clear out tomorrow.

2025-06-06 14:43:53 GMT

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That's... a choice.

2025-06-05 18:55:19 GMT

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It never crossed my mind about a movie being made...

2025-06-01 18:39:29 GMT

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It's coolish here with absurd wind. I had to tape my bags of recycling together so they have a higher collective weight to prevent them from rolling down the street. Such fun.

2025-05-28 18:31:12 GMT

@npub1jay…80k8 I have bad news. I have not seen the robin since yesterday.

2025-05-28 15:50:20 GMT

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I kept the curtains closed since yesterday so inside is stable at 20.5-21. Deck door is open too so the dog can come/go as she pleases.

2025-05-28 15:33:33 GMT

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I went out early to get my run in before the heat hit, so many other runners out. Good times. Now held up in the house!

2025-05-25 21:06:47 GMT

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#priorities

2025-05-25 15:45:05 GMT

@npub1jay…80k8 Update: I shall be attempting to gather favor with the robin with mealworms.

2025-05-23 21:20:36 GMT

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2025-05-23 21:14:18 GMT

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I've now got a robin living under the roof on my deck.

2025-05-23 15:19:52 GMT

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Wat

2025-05-21 14:49:01 GMT

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I blame the color red.

2025-05-19 22:31:35 GMT

@npub1jay…80k8 I wave to you for no reason.

2025-05-15 20:56:40 GMT

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Do not like.

2025-05-15 17:56:05 GMT

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Eastern Canada continues to exist in your absence and did not despawn, just to let you know.

2025-05-15 13:10:06 GMT

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last trip there were two kids who went up and got tea, it made me smile

2025-05-15 12:23:07 GMT

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I was in the lounge once at Pearson at 9AM and there was an old woman dressed spectacularly with a glass of champagne and I went to myself, "Way to go". As I don't drink I had a diet coke.

2025-05-15 11:05:14 GMT

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safe travels!

2025-05-14 18:28:32 GMT

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It's 25C here, but oddly even with the deck door open and windows open... it's 20.5C inside.

2025-05-03 23:55:41 GMT

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what's driving the... Er... Driving? Lol

2025-05-03 23:46:36 GMT

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Oooooh.

2025-05-03 20:50:22 GMT

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Walk it, walk it real good.

2025-05-02 15:56:46 GMT

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Are you secretly planning to build up a crow army?

2025-05-01 12:09:07 GMT

@npub1jay…80k8 I wave to you for no reason.

2025-04-28 21:28:36 GMT

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Did Tiktok tell them this?

2025-04-28 12:27:51 GMT

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Yes.

2025-04-27 23:08:24 GMT

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it's gone up by $150/night over what I paid >_> probably doesn't help I'm there during Canada Day :D

2025-04-27 23:05:28 GMT

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I'm all booked for my Halifax trip, which is good because the hotel rates are bananas.

2025-04-27 23:01:43 GMT

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dollah dollah billz!

2025-04-27 22:58:22 GMT

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speaking of which! vacation planning all good?

2025-04-27 22:56:52 GMT

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I really should find my way back to Ottawa...

2025-04-27 22:44:06 GMT

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I also find Chipotle overrated and overpriced.

2025-04-27 22:42:50 GMT

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it was not capitalized :D I don't do chipotle, or spice >_>

2025-04-27 22:39:50 GMT

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meh chipotle

2025-04-20 13:58:55 GMT

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computer says no

2025-04-20 13:56:51 GMT

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<3 quiet and chill

2025-04-20 13:29:26 GMT

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Everything else is justttttttttt fine. *cough*

2025-04-18 23:48:12 GMT

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you used the T word?!?

2025-04-17 14:49:45 GMT

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celeriac mash is tasty!

2025-04-15 20:12:29 GMT

@npub1jay…80k8 A reminder that tomorrow is Wednesday. One day closer.

2025-04-14 17:55:23 GMT

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not kit-kat breaks?

2025-04-13 14:44:30 GMT

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I hear there are places in Canada that you can somewhat escape things... or embrace the beauty of winter elsewhere in the country too!

2025-04-11 12:18:47 GMT

@npub1jay…80k8 This is a reminder that today is Friday.

2025-04-07 13:49:33 GMT

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according to le transactions my deposits went in and I got some dividends, but no buys

2025-04-07 13:44:13 GMT

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such fun!
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2025-04-07 13:41:20 GMT

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hopefully they would have transitioned to a more conservative portfolio as they are approaching retirement (fun fact: a company tried to make low cost retirement date based funds that changed composition as you approached retirement but they sadly saw little uptake)

2025-04-07 13:35:24 GMT

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we're just along for the ride

2025-04-06 16:41:30 GMT

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*offers flamethrower*

2025-04-03 16:56:45 GMT

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Totally. Completely. For sure.

2025-04-03 13:37:35 GMT

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My US exposure is at about 30%, and I'm okay with that for now.