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Maybe he thinks dismantling retirement plans is easier by tanking the markets than killing social security?

2025-03-13 02:37:13 GMT

You're not old, they are.
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2025-02-22 18:29:50 GMT

What Doge is paying for...
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2025-02-19 22:41:10 GMT

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I only realized just now your FTW is "for the win"
I usually use it differently

2024-12-26 18:30:58 GMT

Trump claims the moon as American property since the US flag is staked on its surface.
#HeadlinesThatCouldBeTrue

2024-09-24 21:16:51 GMT

On the bright side, Donny has something going down on him hard.
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2024-09-07 13:31:30 GMT

The fact that someone like Tim Pool was paid $400k a month to push Russian propaganda to Americans tells you all you need to know about MAGA reps and senators pro-Russia stand.

2024-08-28 22:35:11 GMT

This is what she thinks of your eggplant emoji.
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2024-08-23 03:41:26 GMT

Trump looking like he's about to test the border strength of his Depends.
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2024-08-22 14:59:13 GMT

Now I'm not saying Ann Coulter is a c*nt cuz that wouldn't be very nice of me. But... all the letters needed to spell it *are* in her name.
...and also, she really is a c*nt.
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2024-08-07 20:53:06 GMT

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That would mean Trump having to share a stage with JV. Not happening.
Also, I still find it offensive that he thinks he controls who he can debate.

2024-08-07 20:32:12 GMT

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The day Trump takes himself out of the presidential nom spot is the day he dies.

2024-08-07 20:28:49 GMT

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Vance trying to reinvent himself again as presidential nom....bahahahahahahaha

2024-08-07 20:19:01 GMT

So JV Vance wants to debate Harris but not Walz? Who the f**k does he think he is?
Either he's chickening out of debating Walz or Trump is chickening out of debating Harris. Either way, they're afraid to answer questions and face their opponents outside of Twitter/Newsmax/etc.

2024-07-15 14:52:05 GMT

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I'm moving back to Canada

2024-06-28 02:15:10 GMT

Joe didn't show.
I hope September is different.

2024-05-30 20:49:24 GMT

Do I have time to make a jury verdict cocktail?