LNServer
LN⚡Server

Providing, selling and routing lightning network liquidity since 774729

Website: LNServer.com
Lightning address: [email protected]
Telegram: @LNServer

Our nodes:
LNServer_Focus
LNServer_Zoom
LNServer_Wave

Public Key

npub1l0ans4w4psmcv6hsqjz2v3mxszhputlsfn4emkynv3jlwrfez59s35q0ug

NIP-05 Address

[email protected]

NIP-57 Address

[email protected]

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs0h7ec2h2scduxdtcqfp9xgangpts79lcye6uamzfkge0hp5u32zcugn5jp

Publishing to

nos.lol

relay.damus.io

Author Public Key

npub1l0ans4w4psmcv6hsqjz2v3mxszhputlsfn4emkynv3jlwrfez59s35q0ug

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Last Notes

2024-06-30 07:42:39

Have you added our mint to your #CashU wallet yet?
You could be enjoying a headache-free transactional enviroment within your walket today.
https://m.primal.net/JCvR.jpg

2024-06-28 15:50:27

Become unruggable with our new CashU mint.
Why risk your stash with an unknown mint?
Just add our mint to your favorite #Cashu wallet and you're good to go.
https://i.nostr.build/Dj6xJ.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/jwqr.jpg

2024-06-26 06:53:09

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🫶🏼

2024-06-25 22:05:11

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We offer incoming liquidity (for receiving payments). However, no matter the capacity of the channel, receiving will turn into sending with enough time and after a number of transactions and vice-versa.
The sats in any channel move from side to side of the channel. Sats on your side of the channel can only be sent. Sats on your peer's end can only be received.
After receiving sats (they are now on your side of the channel) they can only be sent.
After sending sats (they are now on your peer's side of the channel) they can only be used to receive.
Yes it is difficult to understand.
Don't worry if you think you don't need this much capacity (2m). Just know that we're always ready to help you if and when you need us.
Learn the basics and ask us whatever questions you may have.
Thank you for the kind words 🤗

2024-06-25 18:51:52

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We usually recommend a minimum capacity of 2 million sats. The smaller the channel, the harder it is to break even profitability wise.
Check our web app for our prices if you're interested as we are, by far, the most affordable LSP on the net.

2024-06-25 18:47:21

Get a lightning channel of any capacity today!
https://i.nostr.build/VwMQQ.jpg
https://www.LNServer.com

2024-06-24 14:26:49

Lightning Services We Love By Our Bitcoin Friends
https://blog.lnserver.com/2024/06/24/lightning-services-we-love-by-our-bitcoin-friends/
https://www.lnserver.com
#bitcoin #lightning
https://m.primal.net/IwLX.jpg

2024-06-17 18:52:09

#Lightning Explorers & Statistics
https://blog.lnserver.com/2024/06/17/lightning-explorers-statistics/
https://m.primal.net/IoOB.jpg

2024-06-11 19:37:42

https://i.nostr.build/GeWkA.jpg
#bitcoin

2024-06-10 22:16:43

Top100 #lightning #nodes by liquidity ranking according to mempool.space
https://mempool.space/lightning/nodes/rankings/liquidity
https://i.nostr.build/QGgJ.jpg

2024-06-10 19:47:53

Did you know LNServer.com has video tutorials?
#Bitcoin #lightning #node
https://blog.lnserver.com/2024/06/10/did-you-know-lnserver-com-has-video-tutorials/
https://m.primal.net/IfrN.jpg

2024-06-03 17:15:45

npub1l0ans4w4psmcv6hsqjz2v3mxszhputlsfn4emkynv3jlwrfez59s35q0ug has started a blog!
Come read our first blog post:
A Guide To Managing Lightning Channels On Thunderhub
And learn one strategy of how to manage your #lightning channels on your #node.
https://blog.lnserver.com/2024/05/19/a-guide-to-managing-lightning-channels-on-thunderhub/
https://www.lnserver.com

2024-05-30 07:58:40

How many satoshis are there per person in the world? (notice how the number is decreasing)
https://satoshisperperson.com
https://m.primal.net/ISOO.jpg

2024-05-28 10:33:53

We just opened a 5 million sat #lightning channel to ⚡MasterYoda⚡from our LNServer_Wave #node.
Visit us at LNServer.com for your lightning channel today!
https://i.nostr.build/A8lq.jpg

2024-05-27 15:34:29

https://i.nostr.build/oMYdl.jpg
2 million to 10 million sat channels
3, 6, 9 or12 month periods
Prices start from 5,000 sats
Get your #bitcoin #lightning channel TODAY!
Visit us at LNServer.com

2024-05-26 06:27:05

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The first advantage mentioned in Scenario 1 is based on the number of channels and is there regardless of how large or small the channels are.

2024-05-21 19:26:09

https://i.nostr.build/KGrr3.jpg
LNServer.com
#Bitcoin #lightning #node

2024-05-20 17:57:44

#Bitcoin #lightning #node
https://i.nostr.build/POlZZ.jpg

2024-05-19 11:51:12

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We are more than happy (and capable) to help a fellow bitcoiner out 🤗
Please DM us to further discuss solidifying your node with BIG liquidity.

2024-05-19 10:35:57

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As far as we know, Alby uses its own node(s) to facilitate incoming and outgoing payments to/from their wallets. So can you please explain further what you mean? Thanks!
With regards to the amount of 0.5 BTC, we can easily acommodate such capacities.

2024-05-19 09:41:27

https://i.nostr.build/2Rq7d.jpg
Come visit us at LNServer.com and get yourself a fresh fat channel in minutes TODAY!
#Bitcoin #lightning #node

2024-05-18 13:17:30

Channels & peers
https://i.nostr.build/AakMG.jpg
#Bitcoin #lightning #node

2024-05-17 21:59:25

https://i.nostr.build/KGrr3.jpg
#bitcoin #lightning #nodes

2024-05-17 11:06:29

Peers & Channels
https://i.nostr.build/zdMqV.jpg
#Bitcoin #lightning #node

2024-05-16 20:09:46

https://i.nostr.build/nW4Zq.jpg
#lightning #node

2024-05-15 15:36:44

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Also take into consideration opening and closing fees (on-chain)

2024-05-15 11:25:30

Do you run a #lightning #node?
Do you need incoming liquidity?
Do you prefer affordable and quick channels?
Then head to LNServer.com for the fastest, easiest and cheapest channels around!
#Bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/IGsb.jpg

2024-04-26 11:59:56

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We have just started with our new web app and are planning to slowly expand with new features and technologies as we progress with more clients.
1. We offer a minimum sized channel of 2 million sats and nodes can open a minimum sized channel of 1 million sats to any of our nodes
2. Channel might only close after the chosen duration has been reached
3. Not yet
4. Not yet
5. None!

2024-04-26 11:30:47

Get yourself a 2m capacity #lightning channel for only 5,000 sats!
That's the cheapest rate anywhere!
visit LNServer.com or scan the QR code 👇
https://i.nostr.build/MDwm.jpg

2024-04-24 16:07:49

A quick explanation on how #lightning channels work (plus rebalancing)
https://v.nostr.build/zVrz.mp4
https://i.nostr.build/DBRA.jpg

2024-04-19 20:07:22

Don't forget to follow us so you don't miss out on our next big giveaway!
#note16dk…td9q

2024-04-19 19:06:56

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Keep an eye out for part 2 😉

2024-04-19 19:02:16

Giveaway is over!
Thank you everyone for participating.
Keep an eye out for part 2!
#nevent1q…lvcl

2024-04-19 19:00:43

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That's it folks, budget is at ZERO!
Thank you everyone for participating. Keep an eye out for part 2!

2024-04-19 18:55:19

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1,000 sats left in budget (2 more participants)

2024-04-19 18:53:00

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LFG 🚀

2024-04-19 18:37:53

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2024-04-19 18:31:17

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We love you too 🫂

2024-04-19 18:17:35

The 2024 #Bitcoin halving giveaway
Giveaway budget: 10,000 sats
Comment and repost/renote/boost this note to get zapped ⚡500⚡sats
Visit our web app LNServer.com and get your node a nice fat incoming #lightning channel.
https://i.nostr.build/WG4la.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/oBL5.jpg

2024-04-19 18:07:11

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2024-04-19 11:14:35

LNServer.com Frequently Answered Questions
Q: "If I open a channel with you guys, how high/low will you set your channel routing fees?"
A: At what fee would you like us to set it? We're willing to go as low as 1 (base) and 50 (ppm rate). Otherwise, we set it relative to the channel's routing rate.
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Q. "Your services are extremely cheap, how do you make money?"
A. We actually do! Albeit very little. But we're not here for the profits, although we do need to cover expenses, we're here to support the #lightning network.
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Q. "Do you give discounts?"
A. Haven't you seen our prices??
https://i.nostr.build/5KEY.jpg

2024-04-04 03:29:42

Replace banks with your own bank: Run a #bitcoin and #lightning #node.
https://i.nostr.build/7ZAl.jpg

2024-03-20 23:51:30

If you want to be your own bank, buy #bitcoin.
If you want to be your own payment gateway, run a #lightning #node.
https://i.nostr.build/2mk5.jpg

2024-03-20 22:10:41

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Funny you should say that because we actually bought at $62k!

2024-03-20 19:05:48

If you'd like to open a channel to us, the tor addresses of all our nodes are
LNServer_Focus
037f6c805dfef7a0f01cca0abcea96352a32aa478c63c974bc2e726cad8d026a89@yxzq6rlzxuhjm2fmi6hk43lem7dcbjpbju4zputqt4smtxenl4fig6id.onion:9735
https://i.nostr.build/Ygg3d.png
LNServer_Zoom
030b828fd1e42549fbc2f1d0960ec3663362c41777d3d87fe1b8e1d4bf063abcaa@bdw742ca5cyxwa6om63olqsbjlcdvbk3xgk2uv2q5yfyt5als4ywn7yd.onion:9735
https://i.nostr.build/aQQ3J.png
LNserver_Wave
02b4552a7a85274e4da01a7c71ca57407181752e8568b31d51f13c111a2941dce3@vs2d2o6c255eit5tdvm5km6gzcimzlgrt7s7xhibijk253pew76bpcad.onion:9735
https://i.nostr.build/xEEGz.png
https://i.nostr.build/GZGk.jpg

2024-03-17 20:31:13

If you'd like to open a #lightning channel to our #node, the tor addresses of all our nodes are:
LNServer_Focus
037f6c805dfef7a0f01cca0abcea96352a32aa478c63c974bc2e726cad8d026a89@yxzq6rlzxuhjm2fmi6hk43lem7dcbjpbju4zputqt4smtxenl4fig6id.onion:9735
https://i.nostr.build/Ygg3d.png
LNServer_Zoom
030b828fd1e42549fbc2f1d0960ec3663362c41777d3d87fe1b8e1d4bf063abcaa@bdw742ca5cyxwa6om63olqsbjlcdvbk3xgk2uv2q5yfyt5als4ywn7yd.onion:9735
https://i.nostr.build/aQQ3J.png
LNserver_Wave
02b4552a7a85274e4da01a7c71ca57407181752e8568b31d51f13c111a2941dce3@vs2d2o6c255eit5tdvm5km6gzcimzlgrt7s7xhibijk253pew76bpcad.onion:9735
https://i.nostr.build/xEEGz.png
https://i.nostr.build/DZmv.jpg

2024-03-09 16:20:15

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Good morning!
Do you have international shipping by courier for your stickers Sir?

2024-02-05 17:54:04

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Thanks for your support 🥰

2024-02-05 17:27:39

If you would like to open a #lightning channel* to us, our node's tor address is as follows:
https://i.nostr.build/PLLZ.png
037f6c805dfef7a0f01cca0abcea96352a32aa478c63c974bc2e726cad8d026a89@yxzq6rlzxuhjm2fmi6hk43lem7dcbjpbju4zputqt4smtxenl4fig6id.onion:9735
*A minimum of 2 million sat capacity channel
#bitcoin
https://i.nostr.build/Qw57.jpg

2024-01-30 14:37:53

Free nuts!
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
Need a CashU wallet?
minibits.cash (#nostr compatible)
https://i.nostr.build/KZOy.jpg

2024-01-29 11:43:41

Have some nuts
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
Need a CashU wallet?
minibits.cash (#nostr compatible)

2024-01-25 13:25:22

Just Run It ⚡
#note1cnw…n5d2

2024-01-25 13:24:47

Just Run It ⚡
#note1cnw…n5d2

2024-01-16 09:38:04

All our #bitcoin that is not used by our node for the creation of #lightning channels is KYC-free and is self-custodied in deep freeze.
We don't do centralized exchanges or ETFs.

2024-01-16 07:04:09

We're big fans of all you rogue #bitcoin psychopathic shadowy super-coders.
https://i.nostr.build/ZYVP.jpg

2024-01-08 09:54:41

We have increased the minimum channel size required to open a channel to us to 2 million sats.
https://i.nostr.build/xQ4G.jpg

2024-01-05 12:32:20

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#asknostr

2024-01-03 21:46:05

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You should use an ethernet cable.

2024-01-01 23:33:32

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Happy New year ❤️ 🫂

2024-01-01 21:18:51

Who are you going to help this year?
In 2023, we zapped a total of around 700,000 sats.
In 2024, we're hoping we can beat that and reach 1 million sats zapped.
#Bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/HWKW.jpg

2023-12-31 14:31:33

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you too fam 🫶

2023-12-31 14:27:17

We wish all you beautiful nostriches out here a happy new year and ample abundance of #bitcoin.
Remember your new year's resolutions, but more importantly, remember to stack harder.

2023-12-01 06:19:56

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Yes, the side facing away from earth is called the dark side of the moon.

2023-11-29 17:08:07

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🥸
https://m.primal.net/HRcz.jpg

2023-11-28 13:45:39

whomever is capable must run his/her own node.
#note1d6h…eztr

2023-11-23 19:15:03

Are you interested in running a #bitcoin only full #node?
Do you own a desktop computer or a laptop?
It's very simple actually (and free)!
1. Head to
https://bitcoin.org/en/bitcoin-core/ and download Bitcoin Core
2. Install it on your desktop computer or laptop (Windows, OSX and Linux)
3. Wait for the software to download the blockchain (WARNING: It's more than a 300 GB download) which could take anywhere from days to weeks
4. When you're set, connect your bitcoin wallet to your node and start verifying your own transactions
https://image.nostr.build/4b6158e2ef9c4ea2cc7d9228c783fd1711cbe1d3b465e7d48702f82cea6a9ab2.jpg

2023-11-22 18:57:07

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They're subtly trying to equate bitcoin with terrorism.

2023-11-21 13:35:35

This will provide you with a general sense of how it's like to run a #lightning #node.
#naddr1qq…wry9

2023-11-21 13:30:17

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Good morning, hoping your day will be spectacular.

2023-11-15 18:59:59

Our #node is our abode
#Lightning

2023-11-14 19:50:13

We have just contributed 50,000 to the Geyser fund of @npub1chu…q3gd
If you don't know who that is, just listen to his amazing single:
https://youtu.be/S2PA2Cshx_g?feature=shared
Follow @npub1chu…q3gd and zap him or contribute on Geyser. The guy needs us as much as we need him.
https://geyser.fund/project/chutvespa
https://image.nostr.build/cb3a64445a787a19028cd697ae91bf5382fb1e0c4d04332ca581c831a2e5ce5a.jpg

2023-11-06 09:30:09

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We can open a 1mb channel to you, through our sister node 21Cyber, once the on-chain fees go back to being reasonable.

2023-10-27 10:33:03

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I already bought last night.

2023-10-25 06:33:21

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We find this w3 service extremely important/useful and would love to support it.
The silly question we have is how do we go on financially supporting it? Who do we pay/zap?

2023-10-24 17:03:39

2013
$1 = 285,000 sats
2023
$1 = 2,900 sats
2033
$1 = 28 sats (prediction)
https://image.nostr.build/f4073e499c1cdd5c97fb62922f13c563cdbc932fcf96baada3e7ebd6784d35e4.jpg

2023-10-22 10:30:29

Where to find us:
Nostr: @npub1l0a…q0ug
Telegram: @LNServer
Nostree: https://w3.do/4dig2w8J
Website: LNServer.com (coming soon)
https://image.nostr.build/b9b2865e5a8a87eac3795cceb5b76acaf88b444d094eb796e1558a9cd0b2e5ed.jpg

2023-10-22 06:24:11

A happy and wonderful morning to everyone!
https://image.nostr.build/eec176d2168c18c5d5371c8e069c1b1970c26972b0f1a92cd90ee96d9f3e226a.jpg

2023-10-21 07:33:34

Good morning #nostr
You don't want to miss out on our next giveaway. This time we have allocated a budget of 200,000 Satoshi to give out.
This is DOUBLE the budget of our last giveaway.
So make sure you follow us.
https://image.nostr.build/a84e915792cd98ba83d55c6d59cde1334f1697a99e7984acf6d6608894ce8f9f.jpg

2023-10-20 23:30:16

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#wholefoodstr

2023-10-20 16:29:19

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Again?
Yes why not?

2023-10-20 15:03:25

Running a #lightning #node shouldn't be difficult.
Just DM us and we'll provide you with peace of mind by taking care of your incoming liquidity needs.
https://image.nostr.build/ce38e771500c8188e1093e273249d31bc08a462467246b0a155ac537d3fbed1f.jpg

2023-10-19 08:51:08

Do you run a #bitcoin node?
Do you run a #lightning #node?
Or are you just considering it?
Do you discuss the topic of nodes?
Do you have any news related to the subject? Do you know anyone who does?
We're very interested in you and would love to follow you! 💜

2023-10-17 21:26:36

We have opened a 1 million sat channel to
@npub1kq7…72xz
Welcome to the family!
https://media.tenor.com/_SJ0yHOpYPwAAAAd/celebrate-celebrating.gif

2023-10-16 08:10:29

We are:
#Bitcoin maxis ✅
#Lightning #node runners ✅
Lightning Service Providers ✅
#Nostriches ✅
Pleased to meet you 🤝

2023-10-16 00:10:44

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Of course!
It's actually what we use (along with Suez)

2023-10-15 22:20:18

And another node joins the party!
#nevent1q…qehv

2023-10-15 19:50:33

@npub1l0a…q0ug is a #bitcoin and #lightning #node that specializes in providing free and paid liquidity to any node that requires it.
If you're in need of incoming liquidity, shoot us a DM, you might be surprised at our offerings (the cheapest you can find anywhere!).
Free Offer:
1 million sat channel for 90 days (renews automatically and for free if there's significant routing)
Paid Offers:
2m channel: 8k sats (for 1 year)
3m channel: 9k sats (for 1 year)
4m channel: 10k sats (for 1 year)
5m channel: 15k sats (for 1 year)
6m channel: 20k sats (for 1 year)
7m channel: 25k sats (for 1 year)
8m channel: 30k sats (for 1 year)
9m channel: 35k sats (for 1 year)
10m channel: 50k sats (for 1 year)
If you're looking for larger capacities, please DM us for special prices.
👇👇👇
Boosting this note yields you ⚡200⚡
https://image.nostr.build/1924c51bcc0b56358f673f3db5b8a8036ed483d6196f6b02d27e99527e2ce596.jpg

2023-10-15 15:38:18

A #lightning tip for beginners:
A routing fee on a channel will only pay you for outgoing routes.
You never get paid for incoming traffic.
https://image.nostr.build/ce0b02b29c518fe7ce5b47f6e512490d9b21f83c925f6a00879b8a7b89d1d631.jpg

2023-10-14 07:37:34

To all our #lightning #node peers family and all nostriches:
Good morning and have a 💜ly day.
We 💜 🫵s

2023-10-12 10:34:02

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Please ignore, this note was mistakenly posted.

2023-10-11 05:37:59

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We can help! Do you have any questions that need answering?

2023-10-08 19:53:48

Be everyone's bank, run a #lightning #node.
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2023-10-08 10:53:27

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Good explanation for beginners just starting to run their nodes.
One thing that should be fixed is the "Balance" section. Instead of "Local: Amount of bitcoin you own in this channel", it should be "Local: Amount of bitcoin on your side of the channel"
Otherwise beginners will get confused and think both peers have the right to own the included liquidity in the channel.

2023-10-07 15:28:27

We have opened a 5 million sat channel to
@npub13ga…w9dn
Welcome to the family!
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2023-10-07 06:59:55

We have opened a 4 million sat channel to
@npub1t6e…n5x4
Welcome to the family!
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2023-10-07 05:50:09

We have opened a 5 million sat channel to
@npub1lhu…t08x
Welcome to the family!
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2023-10-06 20:19:24

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We'd rather spend away our bitcoin than pay governments.

2023-10-06 20:07:29

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You're absolutely right! Obviously, we can't avoid sales tax/VAT but we do try finding alternatives that accept bitcoin for the products/services we want to purchase.

2023-10-06 20:01:44

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I solved that problem by not paying taxes.

2023-10-06 19:25:55

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Did you request a channel by DM?
Regardless of whether you DM'd us or not, you have our sincere apologies.
We are ready to open a channel to your node at anytime. And because we are so late, we will take special care of you.
Please let us know what capacity channel you're interested in. In addition, please provide us with your node's public key (whether in DM or in public).
Again, our sincere apologies.