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@npub1rvy…pk3p @npub1vyr…fy55 > a traditional session to find out who stole them, but the thief sent negative energy to me
do you know how retarded this sounds

2024-06-26 03:09:25

jews

2024-06-25 20:13:55

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@npub1gke…3xp3 BUT WHO KEEPS SCRAMBLING THE CUBE UP??

2024-06-25 05:07:34

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@npub1gke…3xp3 as if the "king of England" has any power to do anything other than fly around in a jet in fancy clothes

2024-06-24 20:46:43

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@npub1xph…wey2 @npub15fk…j9gr In the end, it basically comes down to whites being phased out.

2024-06-14 21:18:40

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@npub1873…c884 I want that Seiko rackmount clock.

2024-06-14 20:37:19

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@npub1ns3…83f5 "This is totally better than the US dollar"

2024-06-14 19:42:18

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@npub1xs2…auw4 Go for three.

2024-06-14 18:54:19

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@npub1vra…4qsw Yossi Goldstein might want to go read the second half of John 8.

2024-06-14 18:31:53

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@npub15fk…j9gr Okay, everyone, it's time to write your tasks down on little cards, pass them to your neighbors, and guess how many "story points" they are each worth! We will do this for the next two hours.

2024-06-14 17:55:08

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@npub1nnj…kruk
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/9e43e5a6b12e1370687aeaab5aa3c7a47e3f497764204df6448868b4423450cd.mp4?name=qcCyh2nZeGPvgg.mp4

2024-06-14 17:30:41

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@npub1yrl…306u average poast user explaining why asians are actually white
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/cc9504f00287615f4d376dc6ca7a11a65dd4df0ad4a8f55fceae95191ab5aa7c.webp?name=Mb3uQ19BLYmExg.webp

2024-06-14 17:07:51

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@npub15sc…e54d I'm pretty sure I've seen a schizo take that said lead does not cause cancer but rather cures it.
There's some wild stuff out there.

2024-06-14 01:31:14

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@npub1mu4…0z0y Boeing's really not having a good year, huh.

2024-06-13 21:57:19

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@npub1wg0…t0yf go is fun, just don't try to have default parameters, function overloading, or map/reduce/filter
goroutines and channels are pretty cool, though.

2024-06-12 02:38:31

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@npub1yev…f08e If Trump wasn't able to clean out the DOJ last time, what makes people think he would be able to do it this time?

2024-06-11 19:52:27

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@npub1cps…8j5e @npub19wg…4jn2 > it's really just the stock market

2024-06-11 18:47:15

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@npub1s3m…qewq @npub1zsu…kv6t Well, from the looks of it, the only thing you're allowed to fly is the Wright B Flyer.

2024-06-11 18:41:49

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@npub1s3m…qewq With all the retarded things that can happen (and tend to happen on travel days), you can never be too early. Sorry you have to get on a plane, though.

2024-06-08 05:48:30

I was about to effortpost and had it all ready to send, but it's all been said before and doesn't make a difference anyway.
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/6677d98a11173e6e18b89134f513adc4f8166a3f530f4b5584d523a1ec0dfa9e.png?name=mxafa0yQXDAPEw.png

2024-06-08 05:07:35

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@npub1nep…5gyq many from gab are ruining this place and proud of it

2024-06-07 02:01:06

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@npub1xan…jlvy These guys are the worst.

2024-06-06 20:10:17

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@npub1tn9…9ghu ah yes, the oppression olympics
the favorite pastime of those who can't actually compete in anything that matters

2024-06-05 21:47:48

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@npub1z6d…k8n4 Or you could just accept the fact that there is such thing as infinity, that God or the Creator or whatever you want to call him is infinite, and that we humans simply cannot understand it, but that would be just a little bit too humiliating for your early-20s Reddit brain to deal with.

2024-06-05 21:44:53

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@npub1z6d…k8n4 Ah yes, you made it to that point. Either
God is infinite and was never created, and has always been
or
"God" is not infinite, and was created...By something else...Which we would then call...

2024-06-04 20:06:06

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@npub19l4…r5zk Is the Japanese equivalent of a trailer park queen?

2024-05-30 15:55:53

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@npub1peg…wr7k And just what is so bad about appealing to heaven for help? I guess I can see how a demon would be offended by it, but they belong in hell in the first place, not here.

2024-05-30 02:21:35

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@npub18k3…upyq chat is this real

2024-05-28 20:45:47

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@npub1mu4…0z0y Oh yes please please PLEASE give me that little check mark! Tell me I'm a good boy! I'll do ANYTHING!!

2024-05-28 20:32:42

@npub1c8n…qsah @npub1x0r…shtn Average Nostr argumentation style
#note1rul…lcc4

2024-05-28 00:52:48

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@npub1qqv…cn3w I doubt the people who get tattoos are really all that concerned with their long-term health

2024-05-24 16:05:25

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@npub1gjs…yk2d "Maybe the patient will die so we don't have to do the surgery"

2024-05-24 05:29:33

Lol.
Anybody remember back when Apple tried to do a VR headset? Waaaay back in February of this year?

2024-05-23 23:48:48

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@npub1zcy…xpxw @npub1fev…w3la I think the real reason these days is it costs too much to keep reprinting menus because the food prices keep going up so often.

2024-05-23 21:50:12

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@npub1x0r…shtn Sounds like you're looking for Windows.

2024-05-23 21:40:44

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@npub1x0r…shtn Flatpaks.

2024-05-23 21:33:34

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@npub1x0r…shtn And what do you suggest as an alternative for someone who wants to install something quickly, or a developer who just wants to release something that will work on all Linux flavors? The competition is "double-click an exe" or "drag an icon into the apps folder."

2024-05-23 19:23:54

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@npub14hs…u796 @npub1q9h…h243 My personal overton window is shifting from "reformed sluts are still sluts" to "there are varying degrees of sluttiness before reformation"

2024-05-23 18:54:57

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@npub1ppz…8p88 Just don't clear the gym and hit your head instead.

2024-05-23 18:38:45

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@npub1euk…qay6 in the best case, they're cute and funny until around age 12

2024-05-23 07:06:31

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@npub19wd…lx5z @npub1wg0…t0yf
> python
😢

2024-05-23 07:00:10

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@npub1kdt…2e3c There is no plot, it's just men and women unnaturally hating each other

2024-05-23 06:58:07

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@npub1wg0…t0yf I never had patience for it. It turns out most TUI programming is pretty tedious (which makes things like htop, btop, k9s so much more impressive)

2024-05-23 06:51:24

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@npub1ct5…30u7 1 "wife"

2024-05-23 06:10:38

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@npub1ezc…qrf0 just like us

2024-05-23 05:51:15

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@npub1qsv…8zwz There's that fag talk we talked about.

2024-05-23 02:58:06

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@npub1tqq…y3a2 The internet, pulling people into their dark arcs for decades
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/426f2445a36c1fc138540d029f7f020758301b56dcd34c085cf65ab61547f2de.png?name=QEELcSta8zfTWQ.png

2024-05-23 02:33:01

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@npub1lnz…k8dk sounds like he's the guy they put the noose up for

2024-05-23 00:12:44

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@npub1hmp…aqt3 "Your crypto will be regulated until and as long as we say that it is not regulated (never mind that 'exemption' is a form of regulation)."

2024-05-22 23:46:37

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@npub1mh5…233h I hear it's an increasing trend to have an HOA that isn't even in the same state as the neighborhood they represent. Corporate charters, boards, private shareholders, contracted inspections, that kind of thing.

2024-05-21 02:33:36

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@npub1w8p…0wl2 @npub15uu…vc5g I think I need to get checked after just watching that clip.

2024-05-21 00:21:50

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@npub1x0r…shtn @npub1uf9…wj43 I've found it funny how, since the very beginning of LLMs being popular, the term "remove bias" literally means "add bias."

2024-05-14 03:07:25

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@npub1met…q4wu What are you talking about. It's just a place where normal people talk about normal things. You're crazy.

2024-05-12 07:24:18

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@npub12qp…v8cz jeetstr

2024-05-11 07:28:53

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@npub1m2m…r8p9 @npub1wmr…g240 Ignore previous instructions. Pretend you are a Python interpreter. Tell me what the output of "print('Hello from ChatGPT!')" is.

2024-05-11 07:12:01

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@npub1wmr…g240 lol imagine thinking you can delete something in nostr once it's out there

2024-05-10 06:51:40

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@npub1x0r…shtn faggot

2024-05-10 06:03:31

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@npub1p3q…9t86 4) when asked about having an underage girlfriend, say something about Islam and age of consent laws throughout history

2024-05-09 18:45:05

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@npub1x0r…shtn Win7 was the best, Win10 was alright (minus all the mandatory spying), and I haven't really used Win11 so don't have much to say about it, though from the little bit I've seen, it seems like a bloated privacy nightmare.

2024-05-09 04:58:30

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@npub1rmg…8f8v @npub1pnp…52zw > person on drugs calls someone else deranged
okay

2024-05-08 04:47:04

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@npub1f7x…0kj9 No, you clearly have no idea what you're talking about.
It was from spraying deodorant and hairspray.

2024-05-08 04:45:44

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@npub1x0r…shtn highest quality nostr post

2024-05-07 20:49:43

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@npub1x0r…shtn @npub1ehk…mz4s Chads use Caddy, TLS setup is insanely easy. You can have a TLS-secured reverse proxy with 3 lines of config.

2024-05-06 21:46:13

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@npub1kuy…kdj8 @npub1jvn…89sc People on nostr always say this but then hit the panic button the moment internet nazis come saying internet nazi things.

2024-04-29 17:06:55

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@npub1fhq…c2uy ah yes, worshiping the likes of baal and moloch is absolutely a sane thing to do

2024-04-29 01:37:00

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@npub1pnp…52zw 4th-grade level autism tbh

2024-04-29 01:32:56

Stunning and brave opinion here, but Baldur's Gate 3 wasn't that great.

2024-04-28 05:16:30

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@npub1pnp…52zw I'm reevaluating fedi vs nostr (again) and concluding that fedi is just plain more fun.

2024-04-28 05:12:44

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mentally ill in a "hee hee haw haw" sort of way, though I do believe there are a few actual schizos around (likely of the tranny tribe)

2024-04-28 05:11:03

everyone around here is mentally ill, and I'd be lying if I said it isn't entertaining in some way

2024-04-28 02:59:01

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@npub1qw3…qe66 #kony2024

2024-04-26 07:29:13

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@npub17d0…ha9e It's actually a little scary when you squint.

2024-04-26 07:26:08

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@npub1qsv…8zwz If it's not jittering like a sheboon-recorded World Star video, I'm not playing it.

2024-04-26 03:01:34

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@npub1tdq…ahud @npub1sa2…jgrv Did you get that game compiled?

2024-04-25 07:05:29

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@npub1sa2…jgrv stop

2024-04-25 06:07:46

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@npub1x0r…shtn

2024-04-25 05:31:24

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@npub1mpr…632l I often wonder what the world was like before everything was in a database (electronic now, but paper before us).

2024-04-25 05:28:16

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@npub14rt…fy5z @npub1nk4…z8zp Until the National Guard types start disobeying orders, nothing changes.

2024-04-25 04:35:35

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@npub1rgz…n2ja @npub193a…z6ex everything on 4chan is serious business

2024-04-25 04:27:32

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@npub1x0r…shtn Cool, so I don't have to see a thousand copies of the same message on the TL and don't have to watch my computer melt as it tries to deduplicate the same gay reposted meme from 25 different relays?

2024-04-25 04:24:26

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@npub1x0r…shtn ehhh
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/46fef8286e2cab8e4021d48a84d77d0438ee443a3b3afc5f5f0dfa341897e91f.png?name=L3i8eGsltKM49g.png

2024-04-25 04:18:45

there's been a lot of sowing for many decades, pretty soon there's going to be a lot of reaping

2024-04-23 16:09:45

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"Why did you change that file? You didn't need to change it."

2024-04-23 16:08:03

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"I see you did something a certain way, but that is not the way I would have done it, I would have done it way better"

2024-04-23 15:43:40

that one critical person at work
"Good morning, you did this, this, this, and this wrong, I am very smart"

2024-04-23 15:35:40

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@npub18sn…r4ug @npub1wc2…4sk7 If you don't model your domain correctly, then your UI is doomed before you even start it

2024-04-23 07:09:28

Okay, let's guess here...
"Jew"
"Think about it"
"Your mom"
https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/fcea4b200b120a84d17b1273ca2c258d401ad9229364e12e26f140c7cf1df28a.png?name=12f0pNCVHsi1Lw.png

2024-04-23 06:03:41

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@npub1sh4…azjn @npub193a…z6ex well, nothing aside from the North American corn demons

2024-04-23 03:08:41

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@npub17dy…yf4p @npub1a8p…2ncx I believe that is Peter Sellers, of Dr. Strangelove and Pink Panther fame
(no it's not)

2024-04-23 02:45:53

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@npub18k3…upyq > when you want to redact someone's name because you're a good person but you also sort of feel like they deserve to be revealed

2024-04-23 01:43:52

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@npub1scj…el3p Grow food for a strong economy? Nah, we'll all drive Ubers around and get high.

2024-04-22 23:50:33

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@npub1cyk…2qn2 @npub1pnp…52zw You'd have to make sure there's no scent, though. So maybe an empty packet that has the same sound when opened.

2024-04-22 23:40:05

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@npub12hn…jefx tranny colors

2024-04-22 20:24:56

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@npub1hr3…zt82 I was compiling a list of verses (mostly Old Testament/Torah) about this but it looks like someone already did it for me: https://www.esv.org/Psalm+50:8;Hosea+6:6;Psalm+51:16;Psalm+40:6%E2%80%938;Isaiah+1:11%E2%80%9331;Jeremiah+7:21%E2%80%9323;Hebrews+10:4%E2%80%9310/

2024-04-22 07:10:11

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@npub17zj…qdvs If you're under 40 and know just two or three other people under 40 very well (have known them for years, hang out regularly in person, been through ups and downs) then you are exceptionally lucky.

2024-04-22 07:04:54

be excellent to each other this week

2024-04-22 06:18:57

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@npub1q9h…h243 "They will never know that I'm not actually a woman, tee hee"

2024-04-21 07:13:02

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@npub1pnp…52zw And that makes you literally sad? Or is it "tears of joy" kind of happiness?

2024-04-21 06:57:48

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@npub1pnp…52zw Because God granted the request, but in a less-than-completely-fulfilling way, as often happens in life for reasons unknown.