@qrstuv.bsky.social

https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv

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2026-09-23 23:02:38 GMT

What does this zig-zag on the floor mean? #fedihookup #fedisingles
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2026-08-26 08:05:21 GMT

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I don't click on any untrusted links that get sent to me, but this is what it says in the bare metal.
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2026-08-26 06:27:03 GMT

my snack is borken again
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2026-05-22 01:20:15 GMT

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> the 9front git force push to get rid of some jokes that haven't aged well, the final list of which was done in conjunction with the p9f for something everyone agrees with. The hopes of doing that was that with this clean up we could finally get some recognition on the main websites
Jesus Christ, dude. I always knew the hidden motive was stupid, but that is shockingly stupid.
> Other 9front community members warned me this would be the outcome but I wanted to believe otherwise.
That doesn't shock me at all.

2026-04-22 01:56:41 GMT

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I am jealous that europe still has jelly bean cars.
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2026-04-22 01:29:07 GMT

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Oh yeah? Name ten such circles.

2026-04-21 19:01:49 GMT

I've uncovered instances of fascist language on the official home page of the MirBSD vanity distribution. Make of this what you will.
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2026-04-21 06:53:51 GMT

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Let me remind you.
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2026-03-31 04:55:46 GMT

This is a retweeet.
https://xcancel.com/ochiaishohei/status/2036461141719945231
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2026-02-10 22:09:01 GMT

My house.
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2026-02-04 06:08:37 GMT

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2026-01-31 16:56:20 GMT

My country.
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2026-01-28 23:29:37 GMT

My country.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-8fb786165366a753ebb271494db65f2b.jpg

2026-01-23 23:03:27 GMT

My moat.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-f4fcd2d8af669b0f0f287e216b2c7271.jpg

2026-01-22 22:28:32 GMT

My country.
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2026-01-22 01:24:52 GMT

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I still call you my mastodon stable boy.
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2026-01-22 01:19:52 GMT

looking for lonely online men to participate in a scientific online pay pig study. many critical implications for humanity

2026-01-21 22:22:38 GMT

My moo.
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2026-01-21 04:56:56 GMT

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HI IA THERE A LUTESN FREE OPITON

2026-01-21 04:42:37 GMT

Dear America, We’d Like to Speak to the Manager
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2026-01-20 22:16:23 GMT

the computers are out breeding us

2026-01-20 20:30:35 GMT

My murderer.
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2026-01-20 00:01:34 GMT

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Same, but it was Daniel Johnston's Running Water.

2026-01-19 21:19:23 GMT

My country.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-e7114a48458af706af465097ced17a2d.jpg

2026-01-18 22:39:25 GMT

My 'Matsu.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-e1d3fba0bcb9a288f414debe2b063623.jpg

2026-01-18 06:00:38 GMT

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hyz8nx5hL_c mummy rules

2026-01-18 03:26:54 GMT

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It's a house with a door on the front.

2026-01-17 20:44:56 GMT

My country.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-edd1533abf86f46c1c13f61ea7c3a619.jpg

2026-01-17 00:16:31 GMT

My moonshine.
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2026-01-15 21:58:24 GMT

My 'mingo.
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2026-01-14 22:20:56 GMT

My country.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-cab698ef40deea2bae9f2894082ae39d.jpg

2026-01-14 00:05:02 GMT

My messiah.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-486822517b708a0e17b75ed569bd106e.jpg

2026-01-12 23:06:56 GMT

My mallard.
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2026-01-12 03:19:00 GMT

schools, get the hell out of fedi, thx

2026-01-11 23:35:17 GMT

My country.
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2026-01-11 07:25:16 GMT

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Hello, computer.

2026-01-10 19:39:53 GMT

My privates.
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2026-01-10 04:20:02 GMT

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2026-01-09 22:07:55 GMT

school resource officers, get the hell out of fedi, thx

2026-01-09 21:22:46 GMT

My spongeburger.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-029b00aeee85ad06c5792ba22093d1a5.jpg

2026-01-08 21:31:55 GMT

My country.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-e4bacd03fba608959f5329d3e54a5bb3.jpg

2026-01-08 01:52:00 GMT

metro and railway police, get the hell out of fedi, thx

2026-01-07 20:22:15 GMT

My wad.
https://hj.9fs.net/qrstuv/s/post-c51aad6225938c5571f8fdd10911baf7.jpg

2026-01-06 20:45:28 GMT

My balls.
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2025-11-22 02:54:34 GMT

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lmfao he actually said content
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2025-10-23 15:19:51 GMT

Credit Where It's Due: American Standard is the only manufacturer to even begin to address the widespread trouble of supersonic poop shots impacting and cracking the advanced ceramic glaze coat.

2025-10-23 15:08:51 GMT

I scratched my itchy asshole. What I sniffed surprised me.

2025-10-22 07:22:47 GMT

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I will draw this for you for $13.50. Introductory offer.

2025-10-22 00:27:17 GMT

Taylor Swift’s Latest Reinvention Is Both Coarse and Conservative
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2025-10-20 06:25:17 GMT

Absolutely exhausted and raw from reading so many Operation Barbarossa books this week end.

2025-10-20 05:19:57 GMT

The biggest regret of my life -- and I think about this all the time -- is when I was playing Fortnight, and I got killed by the enemy fortnight. Goddamn do I wish I could go back in time and cut his head off.

2025-10-20 05:19:36 GMT

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2025-10-20 04:04:21 GMT

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Prove it.

2025-10-20 03:42:28 GMT

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Make me.

2025-10-20 03:42:11 GMT

Now that I'm older, I've resolved to stop jacking off. From now on, I will spend my time doing as an intellectual ought to do, reading Operation Barbarossa books.

2025-10-20 02:37:27 GMT

Giving up smoking. Decided to take up chewing crayons.

2025-10-19 05:31:41 GMT

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I will say this one more time and then let's make this final. I will not send you any more of my nudes, and you who are waiting for them had better not hold your breathe, becase you will be waiting for them a long time, in hell where you belong.

2025-10-19 02:58:05 GMT

There has been a sudden upsurge in follow cancellations since I announced that I will not be sending my nudes. If any of you other followers are also following only for my body with the expectation that you were going to see my nudes, you need to cancel your follow right away. My nude seekers not welcome here.

2025-10-19 02:11:50 GMT

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Do not fall for it and let them make you another one of their victims of this ruthless scam. They will not send the nudes and they will keep the money without a second thought.

2025-10-18 21:36:23 GMT

Reminder that I do not send nudes to anyone over the fediverse. If you receive a fediverse message from someone claiming to be me and asking for money in exchange for my recent nudes, you are being scammed.

2025-10-18 05:35:11 GMT

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I'm not here to make friends.
CC: @npub1dq7…ykdd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhlayqtCplU

2025-10-18 05:23:27 GMT

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I don't think that guy, who was born in 1995, is fascist.

2025-10-16 23:55:24 GMT

Made the same big mistake with CHeetos again this evening. More tough choices ahead.

2025-10-15 09:08:03 GMT

Just doing a quick vibe check. Relax and go about your business as usual.

2025-10-14 06:04:37 GMT

Have a happy Neighbor Day, everyone!

2025-10-14 03:24:43 GMT

I went to the book store today and read the July-August issue of Foreign Affairs without paying for it. I learned that Poland and Germany need nuclear weapons.

2025-10-13 12:09:39 GMT

This is a your last warning! STOP looking at my privates!

2025-10-13 07:34:42 GMT

Michael Jackson once told me that doing your best isn't good enough. You always have to supersede and always do better.

2025-10-13 06:24:27 GMT

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I saw Him in that movie with Diane Feinstein about the fucking and stabbing. I haven't seen Dianne Feinstein for a while. I wonder what she's up to these days.

2025-10-13 06:15:38 GMT

I looking for help looking for a tactical flash light? Can You guy sreccomend me your Top 10? best

2025-10-13 05:43:25 GMT

Actor Richard Gere creeps me out and reminds me of a big rodent. So I will NEVER cast him again in ANY of my movies. It's because of his mouth shape and big front teeth.

2025-10-13 05:36:06 GMT

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It bothers me that other people don't frame their photographs like this because they are wrong.

2025-10-13 04:56:37 GMT

The perfectly framed photograph:
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2025-10-13 04:46:38 GMT

Hi again, everyone! Today I'm test marketing a new app name called Tittyvison! Do you like it?

2025-10-12 20:05:27 GMT

I dreamt that someone was stealing my pink extruded polystyrene foam insulation sheets.

2025-10-11 05:23:22 GMT

ENOUGH!!! IT'S TIME THEY STOP LETTING SLOW PEOPLE BE IN THE PASSING LANE!!!!

2025-10-10 16:18:01 GMT

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10-4

2025-10-10 02:44:11 GMT

columbo is fascist wont' be watching him again anymore

2025-10-09 04:07:45 GMT

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I spent the past two and a half hours doing a valve job on a Paasche model N air brush. It made no difference. The valve still leaks.

2025-10-08 21:46:26 GMT

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CC: @npub19av…rp6r
Yeah, he should try it some time.

2025-10-08 19:40:55 GMT

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Don't worry. I only paid $125 for the lens, the replacement cable is only $12, and the probability of me fixing it correctly is only about zero.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/mr_sneezy/albums/72157689079915345/

2025-10-08 18:42:38 GMT

My 'lympus 12-60mm f/2.8-4 aperture ribbon cable broke. Just so you know.

2025-09-14 13:10:48 GMT

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children touch the stove

2025-09-14 02:54:19 GMT

Parents, Your Job Has Changed in the A.I. Era
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2025-09-12 04:21:14 GMT

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a bottle of brandy and a walkman

2025-09-12 02:53:58 GMT

I Lived Through 9/11. I Didn’t See This Coming.
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