Can be lewd at times, so 🔞, minors DNI!
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2026-08-14T12:49:05Z Event JSON
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Last Notes npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus Sauce plz! npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus Nintendo: Fuck you if you spent money on our microtransaction-laden game lol lmfao npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus Was that cover AI-generated? npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus The peace I strive for: npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus Waiting patiently for a stray firework to be blasted directly at [REDACTED]. npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus What led to my father dying alone: npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/823/397/873/855/540/original/b68aac93a6f23b9f.jpeg npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus I edited my earlier comment for clarity. I was laid off a year and a half ago and haven't found anything since. npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus I'm a year and a half from being laid off from my job and I haven't had any luck with my applications going through in other positions. npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus Me when someone asks what my five-year plan is: npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus JOKES ON THEM, I'M ALREADY LACTOSE INTOLERANT 😭 npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus More like Amazon Crime Day! npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus It's YOUR body. Not your partner's, not your parents', not [insert any person aside from you]'s. npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus Can we start the revolution now? npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus Fascist Nazi Trillionaire fElonia dickMusk. npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus Relevant YouTube clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIffmNZBDKU npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus Beautiful! npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus Hmm, gee, I wonder if it's because more people are getting laid off and have nothing productive or lucrative to do to fend off the financial horrors of this world, and entertainment in general is getting more expensive to indulge in, and no one's making enough for themselves, let alone two people to spend on a date, so they use the one thing they can access for free (with an Internet connection). npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus Nothing above $999,999 per person. npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus Literally gaming the system. I love it! npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus They were recently bought by a Murdoch. npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus I agree wholeheartedly. I never intended to discount the power of voting, but I do wish there was a candidate who'd buck the trend of running as a Democrat only to fall back into trends that eventually make them no different from the candidate they were running against. npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus There is no two-party system. Never has been. Always just Republican or Republican-lite. npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus Fire the principal, hell, fire all the teachers and staff of this school. Burn the school down if need be. Start the fuck over. npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus Password is usually "DOTS" by default and there's a control panel on the side/back. npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus If you were curious about how much websites can gleam about you, check this out: npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus Laying down straight facts: npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus from The Devil's Panties npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus Artist unknown. npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/499/728/212/656/430/original/dbeef6b1f07f362a.jpeg npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/454/705/551/126/507/original/360e706c8a12bf55.webp npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus I did the same thing in 2024 before the election, addressed a few postcards to friends and family to verify they were sent out. But they apparently never received their postcards. npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/445/053/920/117/642/original/6988770a2b89f7e1.webp npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus "DoorDash appears to have coordinated this public relations stunt to counter accusations that the company exploits its workers by manipulating labor laws and even stealing tips." npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/389/668/651/745/252/original/07623d2d0814cde2.jpeg npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/386/339/213/610/799/original/5d735b1c77a41a5b.webp npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus https://motorolanews.com/motorola-three-new-b2b-solutions-at-mwc-2026/ npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus Can't wait for your Motorola partnership to further legitimize GrapheneOS. npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus Oooh, what Linux distro did you put on this machine? npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus This is, what, the second time this has happened under his admin? npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus Yes, it's my primary after getting rid of Facecrook, Shitter, Instasham and Crapchat back in 2018, and Poosky and Pisscord this year. npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus I would have recommended she wore a mask, a hat and sunglasses at the very least. npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus Pandemic 2020s, here we come! 🙃 npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus Hope they can update it to include AI-generated art. npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus Chaos Agent Orange, the ultimate Russian asset disrupter. npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus Sitara: "I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT A BAD BUNNY LOOKS LIKE! COME HERE!" npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus https://beige.party/@mast0d0nphan/115832195244394438 npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/772/196/661/676/084/original/88ea7772c47b3252.jpg npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus Wow, expected to work or go to school? In a climate where entry level jobs are being gobbled up by AI? Where loan forgiveness and repayment programs are being shot dead left and right? npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus Bro rocking the Goku hoodie against these "M-word" slinging Frieza types. npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus https://www.privacyguides.org/en/frontends/#youtube npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus Damn, yet another reason for ppl to #SwitchToLinux. npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus So BlueSky and other venture capitalists hate Palestinians and are complicit in the genocide of Gazans. npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus He won't make it to the end of this year. npub1lah9dld4fj28gtz60jlcfjuyr8eyw64zmdtdrrr896t7c7wfvw6szr5lhe Mastodaugustus Anyone have any recommendations for 4K Commercial/Hospitality (aka Non-Smart) TVs?
