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Last Notes npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K The several spells of rain today have been as heavy as they were unexpected. The air's quite cold but there's something about these falls that feels like a summer storm, the kind that brings hailstones. The forecasts I read or listened to this morning made no mention of it; even now the weather websites say that it is not raining and that no rain has fallen today. Instead, they tell me that it's windy, which it is not. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K Is there a simple or at least inexpensive way to convert a Singer Heavy Duty sewing machine made for the 120VAC supply to run on 240VAC? Same for a kitchen-aid stand mixer. #diy #electrician #motor #appliance npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K There's another effort afoot to bring dirty American crappy food production and animal abuse practices to New Zealand, now with an initial step of government approval. As much as America did for me, and as much as I miss living there, I'm not at all conflicted by the thought that it's high time for that country to close its borders and keep to itself for a few decades while it figures itself out. "around 288 hectares of farm land in Marlborough ... bought with the intention of converting it into a beef finishing farm using barn systems for feeding." https://www.linz.govt.nz/our-work/overseas-investment-regulation/decisions/2026-04/202500764 npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K A little quiz: can you identify the New Zealand school lunches? The pictures actually mades me think of Air New Zealand. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfTH4wcLHtV8n4QPY7Ai_4l1MTS0HOW065Srfzkb411LjRY5A/viewform npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K Where's Hipkins gone? I thought I remembered his staking out a hard line over petrol prices exceeding $3/L – but it seems not to be of concern any more? npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K How is the anti-regulation deputy prime minister so comfortable with regulating children's access to social media? Shouldn't he have set one of his paedophiles onto the prime minister and education minister by now? npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…r769 this is a soapbox that one should never get off npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…vvev You're more generous than I am. I think that the reporter doesn't know what he's reporting on and hasn't taken the time to learn enough before deadline. And then the editorial tiers approved it with similar ignorance. And so the message – a very important one – has been weakened. The overall tone of this article is uninformed panic, like how antivax articles push pseudoscience, cherry-picked minority evidence and "expert" claims about heart damage and autism. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…5w5c @nprofile…kpw3 I tried to get something done about this when I was on a primary school board. But principal and board were never willing either to isolate obviously sick kids at school, nor to send them home. The argument was always the same: a total non-argument about parents not having sick leave for it. So the solution is apparently to multiply the burden across tens of further parents who also don't have sick leave for it. I could never figure out how to get it through to them. Son is currently at a secondary school where the principal says that a sniffle is ok to bring to class. I say that the principal is a Luxon–Seymour bootlicker. I know this from his missives about phones-away-for-the-day and attendance – it's all written in terms of compliance, hinting at his KPIs; he never had anything to say about education until only a couple of months ago (so maybe my niggling got through!) Keep pressing the system; the pro-contagion practices don't stop. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…vvev I agree but am bristling about how RNZ is talking garbage. It took me a couple of re-readings to see that "two hundred volts went through the toaster" was the reporter's bullshitting, not from the "electrical expert" (whatever that means). Had I not thought to give it a re-reading, I'd have walked away thinking that the "electrical expert" (sic) was Brown's direct appointee – someone who didn't do well in secondary school science but knew the value of licking the right boots. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…vvev @nprofile…jc6e even my dog knows that you cross when the green man appears. He figured it out himself. So did our last foster pup. So both of them would seem better qualified to be prime minister. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K Consumer NZ petition to government for less exploitative electricity prices https://campaigns.consumer.org.nz/end-high-power-prices-now npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K This seems rather more important than the National Clown Party's circus. But the press doesn't seem keen on it, and neither does the opposition. https://www.nzherald.co.nz/gisborne-herald/news/judicial-review-sought-over-governments-approval-of-four-of-rocket-labs-mahia-satellite-launches/premium/WG7HTVFQCVFDBG7P6PRCRMN73M/ npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…xpw3 I feel like I'm obliged here because, being outside the system, I can say things that insiders would get in trouble for. I'm not sure that I'm up to it, though. When I get overstimulated, it can take a week or two for the cognitive crash to pass. I wouldn't be able to get to the airport, let alone through the airport, if it happened a day after the symposium. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K Looks like I'm still remembered as one of the good guys in certain circles even though I haven't been in a university or published any research for years. Just got an e-mail asking whether I'd be available to star at a symposium overseas later this year. All I've been working on these past few years is other people's research, building up their writing capacities, and general development that wasn't happening in existing student–supervisor interactions. Really not sure what to do with this. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…r769 Though my studies covered many things, my physiognomy is limited to knowing that the books exist. I skimmed a few, but that was all. So I'm at a loss to understand why it is that, whenever I see his face, I so clearly think "rapist who works at Harvey Norman". Why is this? It surely shouldn't be so, and the other politicians don't prompt such thoughts, and I've never met him. But it comes through so strongly in exactly this one case. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…r769 Though my studies covered many things, my physiognomy is limited to knowing that the books exist. I skimmed a few, but that was all. So I'm at a loss to understand why it is that, whenever I see his face, I so clearly think "rapist who works at Harvey Norman". Why is this? npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…r769 Though my studies covered many things, my physiognomy is limited to knowing that the books exist. I skimmed a few, but that was all. So I'm at a loss to understand why it is that, whenever I see his face, I so clearly think "rapist". Why is this? npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…vvev @nprofile…7e94 I've felt for years that he's their only viable option. Hipkins has never been more than a middle-manager with only as much ability and insight as an average car salesman. He was especially smarmy and bureaucratic as education minister, and seemingly nothing but the bad-cop bulldog as Ardern's right-hand man. My direct experience with Sepuloni is that she's anti-Chinese. That's a pretty difficult thing for me to find a way to work around. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…vvev Today's Calvinists are nowhere near that stupid, are they? Though I really don't get how they can make good meaning from their doctrine of the elect. I never had a lot to do with them. The closest I got was Miguel Servetus, who heckled Calvin pretty badly and got himself killed for it. Servetus was the discoverer of the blood circulation through the heart and lungs. Hardly anyone remembers him now, not even for his pathological obsession with Calvin. Mostly we hear that discovery credited entirely to Harvey nearly a century later. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K Americans, any chance that you could vote for a Dutch protestant or a Calvinist for your next president? I think it'd be really funny if the White House got painted plain white, all the newly added gold stripped off or covered up. #iconoclasm npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…fh5u All of the leaders should have said that. The Speaker should have said that, and called the Herald over to tie Winnie in tabard and tights while the Serjeant at Arms put the mace to practical application. I don't think that they ever truly burn the bridges. These claims are primarily theatre for the moment, and when their hands are forced they cry pragmatism. It's like the "don't kick a man when he's down" rule. Of course you kick him when he's down! Otherwise you simply shouldn't be kicking him at all. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…fh5u I don't think that they ever truly burn the bridges. It's all theatre for the moment, and then when their hands are forced they cry pragmatism. I also don't get how Shane Jones is still there after decades of continual disgrace. I'm not usually very tolerant of body-shaming but Jones really does look like how he acts. He gives me the feeling of needing to scrub with a wire brush, and rinse out my sinuses with sea water and vinegar. And let's say that we're talking physiognomy here, not body-shaming. What do his voters see in him that's positive? Or is it that they actually don't support him, but vote for him strategically to balance someone else? npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…fh5u Though I was disappointed that Hipkins didn't say something along these lines last week, it's come so late that I feel it's just a voter appeal. And what Peters said is pretty much what I think, too: anyone says anything at this stage. It's not until the votes are counted that the claims start to have any meaning. What I want to hear is not whether they'll work with NZ First, but where their values stand and what they will and will not concede. Alas, even that may still be no more than electioneering babble. They all have a long, long history of promising the earth and providing not even a pebble from the moon. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…yzxf Of course we are not concerned. We have PM exactly where we want it. But no matter. I speak to you about saving oligarch from libertarian tax and our dream for glorious new empire. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…yzxf Of course we are not concerned. We have PM exactly where we want it. But no matter. I speak to you about saving oligarch from libertarian tax and our dream for new empire. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…yzxf Of course we're not concerned. We have the PM exactly where we want it. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…yzxf and so what if there's an early election? Or what if we have no government for a few weeks? Having no government didn't seem to be a problem for a few weeks following the last election? Bigger concern is that the Speaker could easily be said to exhibit a pattern of supporting white supremacy, and no one seems to be calling him in for interviews on that. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…fh5u it all seems to boil down to "This is for New Zealanders. I've been out talking with New Zealanders and it doesn't matter where I go – board rooms, the Northern Club, Koru lounges – it's what everyday New Zealanders consistently tell me they want. You're not a New Zealander; I'm not talking to you. Hey Winston, I've got another customer for you." npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…fh5u it all seems to boil down to "This is for New Zealanders. I've been out talking with New Zealanders and wherever I go – board rooms, the Northern Club, Koru lounges – it's what everyday New Zealanders tell me they want. You're not a New Zealander; I'm not talking to you. Hey Winston, I've got another customer for you." npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…fh5u @nprofile…mf70 can you counter-arrest the assaulter who claims to be arresting you? npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…7ndt We used to do that too! We had to pitch policies at assembly and were even allowed to disgrace ourselves with ad hominem reasons not to vote for the other candidates. We also wrote letters to MPs and various researcher experts, and local industry experts, and the teacher would send them off in a bundle, and we'd get replies. I don't remember what was in the letters or the replies, but the important thing is that everyone took our learning seriously back then. Now, learning has taken a back seat to qualification. Though this was also a problem for us from School Cert onwards, I recall. School Cert was such a waste of money – something that I didn't realise until a year later. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K Son came home from school very angry today. He'd been asked to help to organise a panel discussion between the local candidates and an electoral official to mobilise those who are old enough to vote or getting close to it. Then a teacher was volunteered to the project, and she's been telling them to "keep it apolitical" and giving examples of appropriate questions to ask like "What's your favourite thing to eat for breakfast?" Nothing about finances, she said. Nothing about poverty. Nothing about youth employment prospects. Nothing about climate change. Everything that he reported to me is exactly what we teach novice educators not to do! How the fuck does a pedagogically backwards, patronising bitch get registered as a teacher in this country? I understand that many old farts are grandfathered in by the ignorance and child-abusive norms of days long past, but don't understand how it's possible for a young one to even graduate in that state these days, and then to pass the registration hurdles. Anyway, I suggested that he take it all on board (obsequiously!) and then open the panel "with a question from our guiding teacher Christine – What do you eat for breakfast? [pause] and how do your breakfast choices reflect what the population will be eating over the next few years, given the economy being as it is, and climate change putting so many crops at risk?" The students have a different solution: they've decided to keep working at it without notifying her of when the meetings are. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…r769 Translation: "Look what a fucking disaster my government has been. In future, you voters can avoid idiots like me by choosing benevolent dictatorship." Though that's clearly too generous: it presumes that he knows something about basic political theory. Mere CEOs aren't exactly famed for having mastered Plato. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…fh5u what's the penalty for paving the road for foreign interests? These days it may well have fallen to nothing more than a parliamentary heckling and a non-apology. This CEO is a spitting image of the non-free man whom John Locke warned must not be allowed a democratic voice – for the simple reason that he owes so much of his livelihood to someone else, and will therefore act in his master's interests. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…fh5u yes, a hidden surprise for readers who came for the wrong reason npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…fh5u I can't agree with that. This is much more serious than benefit fraud. This undermines the military, and hence the state. This is service to foreign interference. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…fh5u how about "Luxon perverts Crown military for Party profit" ? That word "pervert" is good for attracting readers. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…r769 I meant condemning the racism and the racist, not just the undiplomatic remarks. I don't think that Luxon has shown any concern whatsover that Peters and Jones might not be fit for parliamentary presence or New Zealand citizenship – he's just playing the "I'm just a business dummy" trope again – "he's meeting his KPIs so being racist is ok." It was the same with Nick Smith's violence and drug abuse under régimes not long past. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…r769 Which parties have condemned it? I find Luxon's critique especially important: in effect that "Racism's fine. Even saying racist stuff is fine, as long as he doesn't say it under my auspices." npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…r769 crikey. Let a hundred flowers bloom, then cut them all for market. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K remove soil PFAS by bioaccumulation into sunflowers and hemp, then destroy it while making biochar for the fields #pfas https://carbonherald.com/new-yale-method-tackles-forever-chemicals-on-farms-while-capturing-co2-at-low-cost/ npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…fh5u They've never been against forced labour. Their country was founded on it! It's less obvious to the outside world now, but it still relies on it. Strongman authoritarianism all round, and Hollywood to maintain it as an element of popular Christian Family values. They just don't want others to do it. Much like when they do their "régime change" interference in other countries while insisting that their own régime continues on. I'm trying to talk an historian friend of mine (we went to grad school together) into making the current shenanigans into her next book. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…fh5u and that's how it always is. They usually conclude "Oh it's just the Mexican slaves again", year after year. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…fh5u A version of this is pretty much annual normality in the US. Usually it's just E. coli, and it shows up in spinach and lettuce alike. They regard it as absolutely fine – just part of the annual TV sensationalism cycle. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…r769 That's good. Every time I've asked for a manifesto preceding recent elections, no one has had one. The closest I've come is a Labour canvasser at a train station telling me that she had them in the car and that she'll have one for me tomorrow, but tomorrow she didn't show up. Thus far the only paper stuff I've received has been useless glossy marketing from ACT and National. I sincerely believe that most candidates do not want us to vote. At least, not to vote informed. To vote on personality cult seems to be the preferred approach these days. Just a smiley photo and name in large type, and the right party-branding background colour. Maybe some pithy quips that, on examination, turn out to lack any pith at all. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…vvev @nprofile…ffxt maybe on the parliamentary petitions website – target the minister for broadcasting and the minister for climate no-change – to hit multiple capons with one stone? npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…xpw3 This risk is peculiarly well known in physiology, yet so effectively downplayed by politicians, reporters, and facebook naysayers. I call for a reality TV show in which groups of them spend a week in a house with gradually increasing CO2 concentration until they can't take it any more, then come out for a debriefing. The social interactions as their cognitive processes shift could make for fascinating viewing. So could their techniques for digging their heels in at the end, refusing to relate the local climate CO2 concentration to global CO2 concentration, refusing the relate the physical climate to the social climate. If we're really lucky, we could arrange for some ACT or NZ First extremists in there to give pseudo-intellectual commentary and gaslighting all the way through. And they can stay there until they lose the ability to choose to exit. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K Just been helping my son with chemistry, and accidentally flipped the narrative. He was looking at the Haber–Bosch process for making ammonia. I asked him about what ammonia's good for, the timing of the development, the timing of World War 1... He was so suddenly interested like he's never been interested in chemistry before. Then we got onto older ways of extracting nitrates from urine, something that Germany also had an advantage in because they drank so much beer. And then to the initial extraction of phosphorus. And then to calculating that, if only one person were involved, it'd take about a decade of collecting urine to replicate Brand and Kunckel's work. Apparently the chem teacher never talks about things like this. Even though we've been talking about the importance of doing so since the 1990s, and it's supposedly REQUIRED by the national curriculum. #school #chemistry #histSci #histSciTech npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…yzxf I don't know, but I just saw ACT essentialising TOP's policies as "everyone on welfare", and I thought, "What an improvement over just Fonterra, parliamentary paedophile rings, Phillip Morris and friends on welfare!" It got me wondering how many factions the weirdo lobby could split into. Might they be as fractious as they are fervent? npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K I decided that I'm going to help out local naggy anglophones who can nae cope with reo Māori, just in case their reason for doing this is intellectual incapacity rather than racism. Anyone want to help? https://o.mastodon.nz/media_attachments/files/116/903/585/049/986/575/original/11517f136ae37ea5.png npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…yzxf It's been like this for years, predating LLMs. Lots of websites are like this. Designed and built by AI=arsehole incompetence, I gather. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…wj33 @nprofile…pg4v @nprofile…yzxf These people fade so quickly from public memory. We need a national museum or something to inform us. Imagine how much better the country could be if happen if Te Papa weren't a useless pile of tourism and artwank shit! npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…wj33 @nprofile…yzxf so the issue isn't that she's a Chinese agent, but that Seymour didn't know? Seems to me that the PR stakes here are a bit lower than with not knowing about his paedophilic party chief but I'm clearly contrarian about order and significance. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…yzxf What exactly made her resign, though? With the way several recent prime and cabinet ministers have been, one might well think that Chinese political party links are essential to the job. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K I just signed this parliamentary petition to get disabilities support treated as an individual need rather than as a spousal problem. I'm in this boat. WINZ told me to get relief from IRD, and IRD asked "What relief?" Today's the last day for signatures. https://petitions.parliament.nz/0e32836b-6256-4bc6-68c9-08de843eac70?lang=en #disabilities npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…xpw3 I find it hard to tell from the study – they measured a lot and it speaks of statistical significance but I didn't spot whether the effect sizes are clinically worth chasing. The big thing, of course, is that if it works for you, then it works for you. Individual variation is so often far greater than what the study sample or population means do. This is a problem in interpreting a lot of the health studies, and similarly in education studies where governments divert millions of dollars into one-size-fits-all policies that hurt tens of thousands of our children. John Hattie's work is very widely abused to run roughshod over little kids – the NZ government loves it. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K My wife, who claims to have mediterranean heritage, opened my olives TWO MONTHS TOO EARLY so obviously they're zingy and harsh and then asked whether I'd put some weird spice in because they don't taste right. It is getting so tiresome having to uphold the entirety of western cultural heritage as well as my own. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…wj33 Also a cautionary tale of how shitty your intellect and life skills can be after graduating from a NZ university – presumably in medicine, in this case. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…xpw3 I hope that it extends to individuals copying and pasting AI-generated text, too. Too many people are abusing it in exactly way they're intended to – in other words, they're using it to abuse other people. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K https://the-decoder.com/landmark-german-ruling-declares-googles-ai-overviews-are-googles-own-words-and-makes-it-liable-for-false-answers/ npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…t3ug So close to Nick Smith – "Wades in Faeces". npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…gydw it amazes me how we used to cope back in the days of ASCII and EBCDIC. It's not like there weren't astrological and astronomical calculator apps back then, but they said things like CONJ or I suspect that someone improvised with o- (and o-o for opposition) npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…gydw That's ☌ ! npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…vvev Sepuloni wound me up with her and Ardern's maltreatment of the New Zealand Chinese when she was Ardern's lackey in the Culture and Heritage. Selective racists, the both of them. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K Labour putting Hipkins and Sepuloni at the top of their list pretty much guarantees no party vote from me. Two petty middle-managers, no leaderliness or projection of principle in either. I wish they'd offer us a new local candidate, too – our current one has a long, long history of wheedling around to collect entries for her CV; offers help, promises answers and joins boards, then drops commitments whenever they aren't bringing glory. #nzpol npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K Would this be a photography glitch or is the school's name really spelt that way? (From https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/ministry-supports-coromandel-school-after-toilet-block-assault/7MF3OKJZEZDF3BPBGV77UXYFNU/) https://o.mastodon.nz/media_attachments/files/116/701/692/742/238/037/original/d58dce2d58c62d15.png npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…5w5c @nprofile…kmch not just ostracised by temporary exile? I thought that it was only for a decade. I think that it could be very worthwhile implementing here – at the same time as you elect a new parliament, you can cast ostraka for the previous one. I've been told that it's open to abuse but that seems no less true to me of the current voting system. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…r769 I can assure you that post-editing machine transcriptions and machine translations is horrible work, much more frustrating than doing it from scratch yourself. Managers, however, believe that it's easier because the hard part has supposedly been done and all you have to do is polish an already shiny turd so now they can pay less, and that's really what they care about. Quality of product hasn't mattered for a long, long time: it's been almost totally replaced by sales volumes and complaint volumes. Look at Hollywood – they've been churning out garbage melodrama for decades, re-using the same old tropes over and over, because shallow and stimulating is what people pay for and gush over. We have AI slop because it's actually what people like. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…wj33 Already? It feels like not enough time since the last one! npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…xpw3 I'm not sure that "vulnerable to" is quite the word I'd pick. The Goldsmith–Willis junta aligns more with "eager for". npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…pu46 I have been battling on that point for months now – meetings with a start time but no end time. And then a whole lot of people leave after an hour to meet other obligations or have run out of energy, and those with stacks of free time stay behind and make decisions as a minority. It's so obviously biased! So I have been pressing for an end time, and to stick with it. And also for an agenda, and for people who come unprepared to just shut up because no one should be doing their reading for them. One of them posted lots of questions on my meeting notes once and I answered every one of them with things like "See the proposal that was to be read before meeting". Like hell I'm doing their work for them! The group claims "inclusivity" as one of its values and purposes, and it's annoying that they need to be reminded of this so much. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K I'm tired of seeing posts here bridged from bluesky. Far too many of them lead to a "you can't see this unless you're logged into bluesky" page. Instructions for bridging are easy to find. Obviously you'd just reverse that to de-bridge, but I did it so long ago that I've forgotten what the bridge account names were. Here are instructions for anyone else thinking to sever this bridge to nowhere. https://humancode.us/2026/01/16/stop-bridging-bluesky #bluesky #bskybridgy npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…7760 The ones planned to go at Te Papa include pretty much the whole sector support division, which means that hundreds of museums throughout the country will grind into the dirt through lack of access to guidance and funding. The press likes to talk about Te Papa being the flagship place that sets an example. They rarely mention that it's also the only guidance and support that little museums throughout the country have. Plus it's been costing them vast amounts of consultant money, and continues to cost them. It has apparently not occurred to the consultants that salaries could be reduced at the top. Or that the ministry could bring salaries at the bottom up to internationally normal levels instead of depending on jacks-of-all-trades in place of the specialists whom Te Papa (and New Zealand museums in general) tend not to hire. On the other hand, if we sacked government, imagine how much good could come of it! npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…fh5u Something rarely said about the flying delivery bots is how much noise pollution they add. Installing them in noisy cities isn't just for usage density – it's also about the ambient noise being already so loud that the bots don't generate so many complaints. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…fh5u Why not send a walking bot instead of a wheely one? I've done some work for the people behind these ones, and they're engineered expressly to handle irregular, unstable terrain with unannounced mobile obstacles: http://www.robotlocomotion.kit.ac.jp/ npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K What's going on at the Privacy Commission? They told me to e-mail them to follow up on my Manage My Health complaint, but their mail server tells me that the address that they supplied "is no longer active" so my e-mail's been blocked by "a custom mail-flow rule created by an admin". It was just an update to say that another fifty days have passed since I last reported that MMH still haven't addressed my query about what personal information they hold about me. I can't help but wonder whether MMH CEO's been spending time in the PC's bed. That might be what the Commission website means by "working together". #managemyhealth npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…xpw3 My teacher read the Odyssey to us when I was about eight. A chapter every day for weeks and weeks and weeks as we sat and lounged on the mat and giant cushions. In English translation, of course. my son has seen but the cover. It'd have been good had the exclusion of classics made space for the inclusion of a new great canon, a culturally broader one that doesn't exoticise the foreign Other, but his literary exposure at school has been merely less. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…wj33 @nprofile…5w5c Them's old words; they belongs in musea. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…yzxf @nprofile…wj33 His persona is all about lacking the English to understand Schopenhauer in translation. I have no idea how his German is. Or how his English really is, but somehow I doubt that the illiterate fool persona is actually an act. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…yzxf @nprofile…wj33 The kind of 'man' who'd read Schopenhauer and mistake him for a fellow genius. Or who'd read Tversky and Kahnemann and think, "Aha! That's my electorate!" npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K Hot water heat pump was malfunctioning last week. I asked the manufacturer what to do, and they logged a job, then put me on the phone with an engineer who guided me to open it up and diagnose. We both thought that it was likely a thermistor having worked itself a bit loose over the five years it's been running. I couldn't get all the way in (lid stuck!) so they sent out a technician today, after couriering him the spare part overnight. Local tech has just installed the replacement and shown me how to navigate inside the case. No charge – the warranty's over but Stiebel Eltron doesn't see that as a problem. I have no idea how this company functions in New Zealand, with apparently zero marketing, but I'm glad that they do. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…awd8 Large-print non-fiction is in especially short supply. Cookbook publishers in particular seem to delight in visual misery – tiny font size, cobweb-thin weight, low-contrast ink colours, glossy paper that catches every reflection possible, ... Art books, too. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…xpw3 meraviglioso! Though I was sad last time I went to Torino. Piemontese had disappeared from the inner-city signage; it wasn't until I got out as far as the royal tombs that I started seeing it again. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…r769 why would Luxon want one? His few detractors are all sitting on benches so far back that he can't even see them to count accurately, right? npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…pp76 I was surprised to see so much car racing coverage on TV over the past week or two with no mention on the fuel consumed. On my long journey home over the past couple of days, we encountered empty pumps at three stations. They don't take down the price sign when this happens so you don't find out until you've already driven in. Also saw quite a few people filling multiple jerry-cans, all lined up in their boots or ute trays. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…vvev Indeed. It's not about "the science" but about "which science". There are an awful lot of science-rich information streams, though strangely not accessible or credible to those who advise "Do Your Own Research". npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…5w5c @nprofile…xvcz RSA includes the police and firefighters but they get mostly overlooked due to the ANZAC focus. You seem like the kind of person who already knows that, though! Maybe I can tell you how I got into trouble once, suggesting a rewording for the ANZAC Day announcement at my last university. I was the only historian at hand, and frustrated by the hagiographic boilerplate, so I mentioned the range of service people whom ANZAC Day honours, and also New Zealand's entrance into the Great War as an aggressor – New Zealand attacked Samoa. That was received with immense gratitude as it took the weight off the administrator who'd been saddled with writing it, everyone knowing that a sincere and accurate blurb was an unreasonable request to make of her. It went past several more eyes and was wholeheartedly approved. And then it was printed. And then the Disney-ANZAC fans read it... npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K Felt like something sweet for afternoon tea today, after coming across my mother's moon cake moulds in her cupboards. Made these little old-fashioned cakes, which is apparently Not The Done Thing this century. Need to keep this knowledge alive... #patisserie #Chinese https://o.mastodon.nz/media_attachments/files/116/419/289/086/762/482/original/5d371d760c43cae0.png npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K I'm intrigued that "viral" now carries positive connotations whereas "bacterial," "fungal" and "microbial" still do not. #linguistics npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…yzxf What's going on with the three-horned guy in the sky behind him? npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…yzxf I didn't read that as healing so much as extracting valuables from an old man's brain. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…gtt6 @nprofile…grvd they need a lot more than a supercomputer. They need science communication specialists – technical writers – to say something actually useful. Metservice has decayed into a bluster office over the last few decades. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…t3ug Be careful. They have trans sisters in the electronics, too. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…yzxf @nprofile…3e6m I also had a coffee machine because the local coffee joints hadn't heard of a flat white at the time, and they couldn't make a cappuccino to save themselves. They tried for about a month but I couldn't get them past making coffee-tinted hot milkshakes. I tried to talk my department into getting a Lavazza pod machine because Lavazza used to lend them if you bought the pods. They decided to stick with sour-stewed super-high-caffeine filter coffee. About five years later they got us a pod machine when we converted a recently deceased professor's office into a new common room. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…yzxf @nprofile…3e6m I had an electric kettle in my dorm room when I studied there. Bought it at Walgreens. It was slower but far from unusable. One could, of course, try drawing twice the current to achieve the same power... but the wiring isn't of a markedly heavier gauge. Landlords widely prohibit extension cords for this reason. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…yzxf @nprofile…3e6m I had an electric kettle in my dorm room when I studied there. Bought it at Walgreens. It was slower but far from unusable. One could, of course, try drawing twice the current to achieve the same power... npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…r769 I remember back when the press promised that it was the end of his politics career. Now it's passé. npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…r769 no old photos available of him in that hotel? npub1lc99lfzy9d6rt6qqmvnvg4499gq2d8t9j2d68ec2mlqrqjp6w3mqrmuz05 Alistair K @nprofile…r769 They'd also push urban planning in the direction that pretty much every urban planning expert would have it go, rather than in the opposite direction. Probably also sack all the council planners who don't have an actual urban planning credential. I've met too many who have generic degrees in things like geography. The system stacks the odds against doing a good job.