Hello, my name is Jon O’Hare My stage name is Dgar - pronounced “Jar” Thank you for dropping by, I’m glad you could make it. I may be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, pet pics, and original music. I’ll often try to make you laugh, but I may also send you in another direction. This account isn’t one dimensional. A favourite or like from me just means "Marked as read". #Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #DgarLore #DgarPlays #ToraTabby #BronsonDog
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Last Notes npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar We already have flying cars. We call them “planes”. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Of course, the lever would have to be pulled before it was too late… https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/117/253/297/013/320/535/original/f0abf884ef41545a.png npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Here’s my sky. Let’s see yours! #PhotosFromEarth https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/117/034/413/156/262/737/original/86a2e8ff86da76e0.jpeg npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Follow me for more recipes. #FunnyRecipes https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/116/969/881/753/254/900/original/af611319ce985249.jpeg npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar #UKpol #VoteBinface I’m not so sure Farage has this in the bag. He was expecting to run unopposed and use the media circus to push his fascist agenda and divert attention away from his corruption allegations. Reform have enough support in his electorate that any other credible party would just be subjecting their candidate to Farage’s distasteful politics in the media, with the only reward being a certain loss, because the constituency already rejects their party’s policies in favour of Reform’s rhetoric. Count Binface really only needs two policies. 1. Count Binface is not Nigel Farage. 2. Electing Count Binface would save the taxpayer from a second £350k by-election. That’s it. Now Farage in not running unopposed, voters have a second choice, and Farage is going to have to debate and have his policies challenged by a political comedian, who should be able to dissect him like a high school biology project whenever they share a stage. I understand they’re even examining legislation to allow Count Binface to wear his “head” in Parliament, and the implications of electing a character who would have to appear “in character” as a Member of Parliament. This is possibly the most entertaining thing in politics right now. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar 🧞♀️ https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/116/891/113/433/145/936/original/7e87fc27ea222858.png npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar #UKpol #VoteBinface https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/116/891/088/294/000/096/original/bba95e24d63e64dc.png npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Honestly, my resume is just a list of things that I hope I never have to do again. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Reminds me of this post: https://aus.social/@dgar/116751242634784715 https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/116/751/224/741/337/947/original/275e6a1afd8aa837.png npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/116/718/506/832/712/124/original/8e3ddb481ff6dea6.jpeg npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar For those struggling with English. Don’t: Do not. Won’t: Wo not. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar I opened a bag of frozen peas and a few rolled out onto the floor. They were escapeas. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar @nprofile…rqq4 has just dropped the latest edition of Other People’s Music (OPM) #BandcampFriday edition! #Dgar has their new album reviewed along with four other excellent #Bandcamp and Fedi artists! ✌️😎🤘 Check it out: https://www.etherdiver.com/2026/05/01/opm-time-enough-to-rock/ npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar The speed at which a virus spreads depends mainly on two factors: 1: How dense the population is. 2: How dense the population is. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Of the commercial products that managed to get featured on the Artemis II flight... Winner: Nutella Hazelnut Chocolate Spread. Losers: Microsoft Outlook and Microsoft Outlook. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/116/392/190/884/900/543/original/460f82196a0f43e6.png npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar …that we know of… https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/116/372/929/233/599/246/original/510f61da767db972.png npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/116/351/233/406/419/285/original/c257e6f29c4072f5.png npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/116/333/967/871/489/033/original/b9451a6c6912f0aa.jpeg npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar I can’t believe @nprofile…fq9k didn’t post this! https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/116/309/697/721/123/796/original/02010b45544177f9.jpeg npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar @nprofile…52tz If you’re listening to my songs, you can call me whatever you want!! ☺️ npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar #DgarMusic https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/116/293/997/017/592/743/original/b30568b56b36c9bf.jpg npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Breaking: Several letters and punctuation marks are awaiting sentencing today. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar #PhotosFromEarth https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/116/196/868/738/029/430/original/52660f5b4582516d.jpeg npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/116/189/186/765/017/780/original/fbd247b49955bb76.png npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Today I learned that DGAR is an acronym for "DEUTSCHEN GESELLSCHAFT FÜR AGRARRECHT" or "The German Society for Agricultural Law", which might help to explain why #DgarMusic has a higher number of listeners in that country. I wonder if I should write a song about German agriculture...? https://www.dgar.de/ npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/116/165/329/203/056/032/original/ed7323f7325451be.png npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Me: Did you download all of Wikipedia? Them: I can explain everything! npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/116/143/412/909/330/732/original/269ab1f2e552ee32.jpeg npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar @nprofile…cm0q Vacuum puns suck. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Them: Are there any puns you don’t like? Me: Puns about chairs don’t sit well with me. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/116/109/585/979/865/709/original/6ad3302c140cead7.jpeg npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar #Dgar woke up angry. Social media posts that are obviously generated by slop bots. Corporations asking money for services that are objectively appalling in quality. Governments who are putting corporate interests ahead of the needs of their constituents. Churches asking for money, because cash what their omniscient, omnipotent, imaginary sky daddy needs. Dgar is probably going to be angry for a while... npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar I got a little visitor at my door. #PhotosFromEarth https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/116/022/443/658/074/318/original/f42780cabd6656b1.jpeg npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Them: I keep hearing about this “Occam’s Razor”. Do you know what that is? Me: Probably just a razor owned by someone called Occam. Them: Yeah, that makes sense. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar @nprofile…rqq4 I should send you my Bandcamp sometime. 🫶 I do have a new song officially releasing tomorrow! 🤪 ✌️😁🤘 npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar I think it’s better to use a different deodorant under each arm. That’s my two scents. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Me: I was hitting the bottle pretty hard last night. Them: That never solves anything. Me: It got the last bit of sauce out!! npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/953/287/728/265/446/original/70985b8722bbab91.jpeg npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Accidentally used dog shampoo. I’m a good boy. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Today I received news about Alex @nprofile…06ze from his wife, Janet. Alex passed on the 18th of December after suffering another brain haemorrhage on the previous day. Janet asked me to share his Obituary on Mastodon as Alex really loved putting together the regular Friday music posts. https://www.bucktroutfuneralhome.net/obituaries/Benjamin-Alexander-Bornstein?obId=46752081 Rest in peace mate. #AlternateFridayMusic #FortnightFridayMusic @nprofile…mavv @nprofile…62wc @nprofile…ttam @nprofile…6ld3 @nprofile…665r npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/939/158/801/241/819/original/1313158631734cf0.png npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar People don’t realise just how big Greenland really is. Its landmass area is large enough to cover 99% of the Epstein Files! #USpol npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar This weekend I’m going to attempt to watch the 1930 original film adaptation of All Quiet On The Western Front. It’s five hours long! https://archive.org/details/All_Quiet_on_the_Western_Front_1930_AMC_Film_Preservation npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/937/520/694/560/432/original/e2a2e1c8ab86a54d.png npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Them: You want to exchange phone numbers? Me: Won’t that be confusing for anyone trying to call us? npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar The Nobel Committee have the opportunity to create the Nobel Trump Prize. It should keep him happy in the short term, but could also be awarded to other fascists in the future! npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Dgar Singles and B-Sides Playlist on Soundcloud https://on.soundcloud.com/RZXKc1721F0irRMYIp #Dgar #DgarMusic #indie #Rock #Grunge #Pop #Punks #Music #SingerSongwriter #NewMusic #Soundcloud npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar How to make Kim Jong Un seem reasonable and level-headed in just twelve months. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Stealing someone’s coffee is called a mugging. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar @nprofile…a4ar That’s right! But don’t worry, we have our own orange fascist trying to make Australia great again. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Sometimes I’ll watch a random “culture shock” video from someone visiting Australia. One thing that consistently surprises people is the public barbecues. They can be found in public parks around the country and are usually maintained by the town councils. They’re free for anyone to use. This seems normal to me. https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/931/742/166/885/630/original/4921fbf8d574d0e5.jpeg npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Follow #Dgar for puns of this calliper. https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/931/280/285/734/435/original/3c81306689a11894.jpeg npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/929/872/046/041/114/original/60a85c3dba743416.png npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Opening a new funeral parlor can be quite an undertaking. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar @nprofile…rqq4 Gettin Stoned (ft. Andre Louis) ~ Dgar https://dgar.bandcamp.com/track/gettin-stoned-ft-andre-louis 🤘:420leaf: :awesome: :420: npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar @nprofile…3xmn nope, smiling AI Jesus handing it to him like a trophy. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar @nprofile…rqq4 I have a song for that.... npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar The memes of people handing over their awards and trophies to Trump are pretty funny. So far, besides the Nobel Peace Prize, I’ve seen him given: The Wimbledon Women’s Singles Tennis Championship Scrat’s acorn The 1984 All Valley Karate Championship Trophy Luke Skywalker’s Medal of Bravery for destroying the Death Star Jesus’s crucifix npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Them: I love Eminem. How about you? Me: They’re okay. I don’t like the ones with peanuts in them. Them: I’m not talking about the candies. I’m talking about the rapper. Me: Why would I eat the wrapper? npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar There’s some pretty terrible puns getting around, but you should sea mine. https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/916/291/493/718/575/original/13a4ef293cd1faed.jpeg npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar It’s one ting after another with these triangle players. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar #Dgar has been staying up way too late. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/911/448/464/447/445/original/864b702fc2749ce7.png npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Officer: Do you know why i pulled you over? Me: Because the police force is a fascist institution designed to protect the rich! Officer: There's a man tied up and gagged on your back seat. Me: Yeah, a “rich” man! npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar The trouble with being punctual is that nobody is around to appreciate it. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar #Dgar Now listening to: Making It Up ~ Dgar Everybody is making it up As they go along Everybody is making it up Just like I made up this song They made up the words And they made up the rules And they made up a language For speaking to fools They’ll draw lines on a map And tell you where to go They’ll talk about your future But they don’t know. Everybody is making it up As they go along Everybody is making it up and they’re getting it wrong They wrote the stories And they, they wrote the news And they wrote history To support their point of view Kings and queens Presidents too Leaders of countries They don’t have a clue. Tick tock We’re running out of time Tick tock tick tock We’re running out of time Tick tock Everybody is making it up As they go along Can everybody just make up And get along They made up the systems That created the tools Thet made up the boxes To keep us in tune Kings and queens Presidents too Leaders of countries They don’t have a clue. A blood red sea with an orange glow Are you enjoying the show? We don’t have long to go. Tick tock Tick tock https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/making-it-up #DgarMusic #indieMusic #SingerSongwriter #Indie #Rock #Music #Soundcloud npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Them: I just ended a five year relationship. Me: Oh no! Are you okay? Them: I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar I couldn’t think of a good flower pun. Thistle do. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/899/292/373/856/327/original/26eec0c7c59fa5ea.jpeg npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Me: Waiter, this soup is cold. Waiter: It’s gazpacho sir. Me: Gazpacho, this soup is cold. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Them: Why do you have nine racquets? Me: Because tennis too many. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar I remember watching TV shows back in the 80’s and it was a common trope to have the main character in some war zone in a foreign country somewhere when they get into strife with people pointing guns at them and they’d throw their arms in the air and say “Don’t shoot! I’m an American!!” That probably wouldn’t work nowadays. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Really? That’s pawsome!! #ToraTabby https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/888/227/099/085/187/original/0cdd359ba305576e.jpeg npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Sorry about how grainy the images are. https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/886/163/353/424/542/original/22406785897eb50a.jpeg npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Cats don’t use recipes. They always start from scratch. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Them: Apparently eggs are going back up again. Me: That’s going to surprise a few chickens. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/876/026/230/497/371/original/080dd106118c1d5b.jpeg npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar To be, or not to be a horse rider. That is equestrian. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar I had a date last night and it was wonderful! Tonight imma gonna try a dried apricot. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Today in #Valheim Sten and I returned to the Drakkar to search for some swamps and more iron. We found a swamp with six Sunken Crypts that we plundered for scrap iron. We sailed the ore back to Sky Harbour and smelted it all at the Smelter there. After all the ingots were loaded back onto the ship, Sten left to explore the Ashlands. Cantido joined the crew for a long and uneventful journey as we sailed our cargo all the way to Weston. It was a good haul and we should have iron for things like shield generators and such, which should be very helpful as we continue to explore the Ashlands. @nprofile…e87p @nprofile…qpdl @nprofile…l5d3 #ShareYourGames https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/870/761/302/146/274/original/a17704d638edf43f.png https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/870/762/312/336/659/original/cf7fbdf6afc72c73.png https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/870/762/711/944/261/original/3d228b02b482021c.png https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/870/762/932/666/900/original/cb4a7ff27df58ec5.png npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Them: Do you actually ever refer to the table of elements for anything? Me: Periodically. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Today in #Valheim Sten and I built a Drakkar and set sail for adventure. The journey was long and difficult, firstly navigating waters around the Mistlands, and then into the red near-boiling waters of the Ashlands. We encountered a new serpent creature in the steaming ocean, the terrifying Bonemaw! Through the thick steam rising all around us, we saw giant jagged rocks reaching through the ocean towards the blood coloured sky where we encountered the horrific giant vultures patrolling everywhere. We were feeling quite battle-weary navigating through the treacherous rocks and defending the ship from attacks coming above and below, when Sten called out “Land Ahoy!”, signaling that the coast was in sight. I pushed the Drakkar into one of the tall jagged rocks and jumped off the ship onto the side of the rock, precariously standing on a narrow ledge. I hammered out a workbench, quickly repaired the damage to the ship, and built a portal that immediately connected to a portal back home in Weston Hall. We had made it, and created a foothold. We had made real progress. We were in the Ashlands. We excitedly jumped down onto the beach where we encountered The Charred, tall, fast skeletal warriors. We encountered lava blobs that would leap at us and explode. We also encountered more giant vultures. They were all there to welcome us properly. And by properly, I mean they wiped us out. Very quickly. Fortunately, the portal was set up, and we were able to quickly return and die several more times in quick succession. The Ashlands is no joke. Skyfire and Firlefanz came for a look and also died several times. After many attempts, we managed to explore a little of the nearby area and collect some new material from this harsh, novel place. The new materials unlocked a wealth of new build pieces and crafting items. It’s going to be a hard slog in the Ashlands, but progress was definitely made tonight. @nprofile…e87p @nprofile…qpdl @nprofile…l5d3 #ShareYourGames https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/865/077/610/743/358/original/e995ba0642dccc67.jpeg npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/862/287/551/015/229/original/3f4323e97cf57560.jpeg npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/862/233/628/962/821/original/97c7088e41618383.jpeg npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Everything is going to be all Reich. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Global pandemics aren’t new. What covid is doing is just plaguerism. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Update: Dog House built and getting final approval! #BronsonDog https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/852/381/000/584/732/original/a11ebefcbd546a6f.jpeg npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar #BronsonDog got a new dog house for Xmas and it finally turned up today! Assembly is underway!! https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/852/205/452/739/838/original/eba07f0a2f1825fa.jpeg npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/850/912/973/765/958/original/b6be4f3a54b6f9a2.jpeg npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar If I could have my ashes pressed into a record, that would be my vinyl request. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar #Valheim is half price on the Steam store right now. That brings it down to the very reasonable price of around fifteen dollars. #NotSponsored npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Say what you like about the NSA, at least they listen to you. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Australian Magpies. They are such badasses. They will sometimes wear seagull faces on their beaks. #MeanwhileInAustralia #Australia #Magpie #Magpies https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/115/811/451/358/423/855/original/e31fdcb5d8aaea9c.jpeg npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Whales are literally bigger than everything else in the entire universe that’s smaller than a whale. npub1lllrs3vppmsfmvzp9vtfd2m6ktaatqeva8uf03r42z953fsjraeqkxfnwp Dgar Hi to all those joining us from LinkedIn. If you have any career advice, please don’t. 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