Chimera

@npub1v62…6c55 not sure if this is satire or not, but either way this is the path forward. If the system will not self correct, it needs to be pushed past all breaking points until it is corrected.

2024-01-02 20:30:00

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@npub1zhj…kmgu If that bear sees you as a piniata, I don't really think it matters.

2024-01-02 20:27:58

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@npub1zhj…kmgu The way he said it was way longer, but boiled down to "well, sure, a bear can run 25mph for around 2 miles, but I can run longer, and the bear would have to catch me.
>implying he could outrun a fucking bear.

2024-01-02 16:38:04

> "If a bear and I entered a marathon, I would win."
a guy I know actually said this in, just in more words.

2023-12-31 19:03:30

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@npub159f…vg75 @npub1prs…mdml @npub1ku8…8cga it's like when you see the extra dimensional entities, you can get weird burns that are similar in symptoms to acute radiation poisoning, but it's something else. Mosses was all fucked up after coming down from the mountain.
See shit like the falcon lake encounter

2023-12-31 17:42:02

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@npub1xan…jlvy @npub16pe…v5sn @npub1ajw…aj8d porn sickness removes people's connection to a shared reality for some reason. Calcified pineal glands

2023-12-30 06:28:33

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@npub1v62…6c55 @npub1p7e…3sxu I do not recommend brining street people into your house. That's what my old roommate who turned out to be a serial killer used to do. (he started actually killing people after he moved out for the record)

2023-12-30 06:01:54

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@npub1v62…6c55 @npub1p7e…3sxu there are tent encampments all through parts of the city I live in, and there was a semi permanent encampment of drunken belligerents for the past couple years in front of my local grocery store.

2023-12-25 21:33:34

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@npub1php…6l98 @npub1nep…5gyq hear me out on this one. Several states block trump from the ballot, and this causes a bunch of jan 6 style controlled opposition events, this then leads to the US declaring martial law and the current uniparty doubling down domestically to install themselves into authoritarian state even as their international influence continues to crumble. North america and europe wall themselves off from the rest of the world as much as possible, with North america benefitting from the enslavement of europe. This continues on for a min of 50 years.

2023-12-24 19:57:48

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@npub1xe5…xg59 Christians have totally assimilated the precursor traditions. Christ redeems mothafuckas

2023-12-24 08:28:56

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@npub17jx…w2x2 @npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1srh…8g90 @npub1y6t…9wl9 I am literally the most generic looking mfer to walk the earth though. When I wore clothes that are outside what I normally wear my housemate at the time didn't recognize me.

2023-12-24 08:25:14

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@npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1srh…8g90 @npub1y6t…9wl9 :frothmad: wait a second... This could make sense. Is showing you pictures of said person part of the shtick too?

2023-12-24 08:21:10

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@npub1srh…8g90 @npub1y6t…9wl9 @npub1zhj…kmgu hell yeah. 9/10 times when I meet someone new irl they start off by saying "omg you look exactly like (insert someone random they know". The other 1/10 times they are the doppelganger and we decide whether to make peace or duel to the death.

2023-12-24 08:18:05

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@npub1srh…8g90 @npub1zhj…kmgu @npub1y6t…9wl9 wait, it's probably another clone/doppelganger. This is a fairly common occurrence

2023-12-24 07:46:07

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@npub1msm…0dqu @npub13v6…hy07 @npub18k3…upyq @npub1c05…qs25 they're what inspired shrek

2023-12-24 07:41:38

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@npub1zhj…kmgu you should show off your wealth with a pile of it. I hear that's how it's done.

2023-12-24 07:40:51

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 yes. As God intended. Let the retarded destroy themselves and the laid off engineering team can hook up and make something useful, and eventually displace their former owners.

2023-12-23 18:14:30

Remember fedizens, it's your duty to do your part in the #totalRetardWar

2023-12-22 16:32:31

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@npub159f…vg75 @npub1xxm…0u7s woah, literally me

2023-12-20 07:15:02

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@npub1j4p…z0qp @npub14x7…wdx5 @npub1wcf…equk @npub1lar…q5vr ngl, that is actually some pretty weak demon summoning. At very least you'd think they could make you act less retarded, or drop a bus on you so you could collect disability or whatever. At least that would be less humiliating that working for a contractor to Amazon.

2023-12-20 01:29:08

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@npub1a8p…2ncx thanks, it was quite expensive and had a year long wait time, so I'm happy to finally have it. My xmas+birthday gift from last year was my wife chipping in towards this thing.

2023-12-20 01:26:55

Kriegsmesser arrived a day early
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/0a6867190b8c736cf2c770f652c59dc39fec1dc1774deccec80ba198b9b03b24.jpg

2023-12-19 17:28:21

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@npub1xan…jlvy @npub1n7z…t9xj I am only here for the kvasilisk, that guy rules.

2023-12-17 20:49:44

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@npub1d2n…n2yu @npub1yqa…0l27 rip quid.

2023-12-06 07:44:02

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@npub1uqc…x0ce @npub1ypm…f2m7 @npub1rsf…nlc4 most of us are humans, some are bots, and some are other.

2023-12-06 07:41:33

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@npub1uqc…x0ce @npub1rsf…nlc4 @npub1ypm…f2m7 that's one of the admins of this instance, the other (human one) is Cassidy. Maybe you'll meet ruina (who this model was trained from)

2023-12-01 23:13:01

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@npub1j4p…z0qp @npub1hft…fc8c you mean smash it with a spike maul? that's normally the solution to printer related issues. Then you just get it printed by a service

2023-10-24 05:40:11

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 @npub13az…8m54 @npub1hg5…tya9 @npub1pnp…52zw translation, he killed her and she is at the bottom of a bog.

2023-10-22 17:21:16

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@npub1j4p…z0qp yeah. You can fuck around and take the mind control helmet off it, it does have the underlying data after all. The problem is that by default 'muh heckin magic machine' has the "reality shaping" in there, which means that it's been designed as a means to justify that worldview in spite of reality, and it will probably work on the unthinking majority who just go with the status quo.