"How'd I get here? Ah, it's a long story. I graduated from UMSOT (Undergrad MS Operator training) and test pilot school in '77, back when it was on side 6. Oh, yeah, back then it was something different, we didn't have mobile suits back then, it was MWOTC... Anyways, when the war started, I was a ball pilot for a few weeks, flew three sorties and scored a lucky kill on a Zaku I, and 'cause I was the only one with a kill under my belt, I got chosen to fly with some secret squirrel things on the White Base (back then they just called it the Pegasus). Turns out in order to work on that top secret, feddie zaku ripoff, we couldn't be active EFSF personnel. We got discharged from the service so we could fly for some private shell company. Yeah, we lost MIL benefits, but the pay was so good we figured we'd go for it. We had three weeks to study the manuals and get trained on the simulators while we flew out to our assignment. They put me on the RX-78(a3/4) , but when we were en route to rendezvous to Side 7, the EFSF gave me my walking papers. Turns out, get...get THIS shit: They didn't "need my services any more." Can you believe that? One of the only guys trained on their new, crazy invincible MS, and they fired me.They tossed me, an ace, a qualified TEST PILOT out on my ASS. FOR A G/D FOURTEEN YEAR OLD. Yeah, you know who?! It was the doctor's kid, right? Remember that Tamm Ray guy from the training videos? Yeah, he got HIS kid to be the gundam pilot. Oh, no they tossed all of us. The entire team of mobile suit pilots, gone. Didn't even reassign us. So we're sittin' there, just lookin out the window, watching the stars go by, just angry as all hell, y'know? Fuming. I get an idea, right? So I says to the other guys, who cares? The zeeks need us more than the feddies do, so I went up front, showed the captain our discharge papers, and turned that sum'bitch around. Anyways, long story short, boy do those GM's explode easy! Oh man, jokes on them, the feddies drafted a LOT of stupid 14 year olds to drive those death traps.....so uh, what brings you to Axis?"
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Last Notes npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) IDK who this douche is, but it's worth noting how the indian discourse has shown how many of their kind are hiding in our own spaces. "I have family of indian heritage, they're - " "disgusting, get out. We don't want you here, you obviously can't be trusted" https://i.poastcdn.org/f81d217e0f5048b370b5dc597f486fdb0b5a6eb64a564b553b7588a670b516e9.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Yeah okay I get why YOU want me to "unlearn racist ideology" but like, what's in it for ME? I know blacks are always asking WHY they should do something even when it's the most plainly apparent, decent, healthy thing in the world - and every government stakeholder in the country bends over backwords to promise them treats, money, and treatment. So.....where's my cut? What's in it for me? https://i.poastcdn.org/74488f5483579ffb2567fa766b7295bb29ff54b97adc897e0363073d39a025b4.MP4 npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) "FINALLY A RECRUIT" "GOTTEM, BOY- uh sorry I mean fellow army personnel. I need to be gender-neutral or I'll get fired. And no hi-fives, they're fun and I love them, but the US army pscyh specialists say that they establish "painful norms of combative male dynamics"" https://i.poastcdn.org/1fdbdc871ac2b16a7281fcb3a915580a36dda7900109e12200992348c954ecda.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Okay, there's been a great update on the current state of the US military recruiting system, so let's dig in! https://archive.ph/3Jmnd https://i.poastcdn.org/52e93d5a33682470f145477b18d61c62e552e513186ce00c309e1a95cc8c8897.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Uh.....haha how'd THIS get in here oh ho ho....weird, crazy https://i.poastcdn.org/e64b3783358b09f0f4884ca2f59c88496a43381447cbf8d3e934c4eb534e76bc.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) IBARAKI THREAD #note1s8l…2a5y https://i.poastcdn.org/02156b64a023c3be6ab2131886d994dbd8de047b6d3e30a68bf9d7b86baae70f.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Guys there's another horned oni girl RIGHT THERE and she smells like gun cleaning solution or bananas, if you're weird https://i.poastcdn.org/1ae7e60b59c427d83c3e10947a1e18644b4103ace9487ee5e3cef8562a1549d2.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) That's my fear, I feel guilt about throwing away the tall genes (if she could get pregnant anyway) But hey she's white, that's more than most of these other muttresses can offer https://i.poastcdn.org/740cda6d542eb08073acdedd455641f6ec40f3a7a980c07b8a1de65d9d2bd4fb.mp4 npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) is that chart supposed to make it seem like.....the recession happened, and passed and we're on the upswing already? Because uh...."the girl who serves drinks doesn't have a body count like the actual strippers", if we're going to trade feel good lies npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Well my racist skill loses to no one Okay maybe like 60% of you https://i.poastcdn.org/7e164e869e9b368864ccf5e89b74999737000bb3c29de62f375c1f82a7dbca81.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Haha you need to be a noble, high class paid youtube downloader for proper piracy. https://i.poastcdn.org/254c7086f55a1479c0d48753ace1705c227a9c90979d5272eecae476b39daf06.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) https://i.poastcdn.org/73e641acda8a7c60525f5e11da1d953a085dcbd92d82cc33bf7b1f2516f5fc8b.png https://i.poastcdn.org/d50092e3c63818aaa1d6ea4ee0cc5130d118bb792b78fe9e1f104c508bc2088a.png https://i.poastcdn.org/1a81584e983af7f351c67fa1060d6d3047d6338c431588caa7cc6abe780d9c40.png https://i.poastcdn.org/0d8324aa4a20c9fe0d66606391872ec1267b415721f36337e1ddb5a19d408dc9.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) > Go all day without eating > cool calorie deficit, nice > break down, pour a drink > overeat dammit! I almost hate the whole "free food" thing, it's impossible to be healthy when you feel like you're losing money not taking advantage of the boss' credit card https://i.poastcdn.org/f3e9190cecaf3f9cea6f225bc011ee7f9785cb82c8907576f5ad52bccff24868.jpg https://i.poastcdn.org/078d5313dbca4f699979769c302a3a4185ea0c6cf0195532e425277228ba5c64.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) @npub1xza…veu8 gross I even made a joke about a 2d girl earlier but for some reason seeing this in the 3dimensional realm gives me hyper ick https://i.poastcdn.org/68749ddafe79e73fc1088e4e90df1685d22200387436c2b113da4cd03948efac.mp4 npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I love how hollywood will NEVER give us eye candy ever again, for infinity. They saw this creature and said "ah you know who would be excellent for this character? A 63 year old boomer" https://i.poastcdn.org/76a45abeb5715fea0a7c27d829b16c908a28ad77e9e3fc2533036e6253a3633b.jpeg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) come on 80 IQ nigger to think this was acceptable https://i.poastcdn.org/56ef36c1b65cf84038df301e39ca58d7e84d92f07ce9863db66abb87c9d1d8db.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Guys don't like hearing it but the really chaste church virgins see guys with a 1,000 of porno in their brains the way we see girls with the seed of 25 tinder dates in their guts npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) That's definitely a thing but they're fewer in number. All the ones I know have a tiny bit of appreciation for BL but it doesn't light their furnace like the power dynamic romance. Taboo love, demanding guys overpowering a woman's defenses are the ones that they obsess about and write fanfics of npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I didn't realize until I saw the chicks' GC with all these memes but um there's a lot more incest stuff in the female NEET eye these days https://i.poastcdn.org/93c30a092ea65ff1aea643fdcd00db89beff36320d9ed9e1c385b2bf970f04b9.jpeg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Probably has that constant cycle of tri-weekly mexican get-togethers where she gets 'judged' if she doesn't eat and drink like the rest. Take away that free single girl time ot go to the gym and watch her inflate npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Me when I see a latina acquaintance is somehow evading her genetic obesity curse at 25 (waiting for the girdle tape to break and let that bifurcated muffin top pop) https://i.poastcdn.org/8c68bb04cdb5565c58418cd0551b0ea79870139c64e15c6f88a7f6a37d3f4431.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Save 'em for a sexathon day If you're w/ a small operator and cool enough chief pilot then he might be a bro and give you some extra days off to "live a little" (may require a gf of suitable hotness though, high-five worthy) npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) It's kinda funny how sunday night everyone was like "o fuck i take it back happenings are real i'm a believer i take it all back great depression two shiddddd its habbenin boys theres no going back when we awake monday morning everything will be forever changed" And then monday came and went like usual and nobody even remembered the world had supposedly ended that morning. https://i.poastcdn.org/e55a35197082a2b1e3cd7b4752d60073ab667120216bded4bef7ca58585b0c09.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) https://i.poastcdn.org/f358ec671935def5dd77af9fe02a20da4da1569e4630f923e22ec9b0634c5133.jpeg https://i.poastcdn.org/34310fb468c03f8a9d6564627c27e0b52e088150ab34b1b8ef7a0b2cd28dd8ae.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) "hoobastank nightcore remix THE REASON" okay thank you mister kid please report to the nearest brazilian police station so your pinky can be smashed with a hammer thanks https://i.poastcdn.org/2a7daf2f6dacc75056abe1c083aa00fe0d879d506270398b54423932ba409af2.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Okay so basically every song that played at high school dances has been run through the "nightcore" filter to become even worse? And autistic alphers are.....enjoying them? https://i.poastcdn.org/aa910142f90a5895ece0666bab0b774da27da84311aa1ee8f3ff9020de1146b7.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I actively degrade anyone who uses memespeak filler like that IRL "haha tell me you haven't do-" "SHUT UP" It's so offensive to me, it's insisting on wasting time on irrelevant, unfunny space. I hate knowing what you're about to say and still having to wait for it to be shat out npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I didn't know they went this in-depth, I foolishly thought they'd just allude to things. Don't ya love how literally the ONLY things they can consider are plot elements from movies they've seen? https://i.poastcdn.org/a766f69a9873e8fd6d6a36023954589729b6a9057596845f6eb7db606e725621.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Too bad the germans couldn't figure out aircraft carriers.....we're missing out on a lot of cool toys because of that https://i.poastcdn.org/cf4cf9e9344adc2857bfa4715593e4fe4eae06cfda0baccbd098f940c7f8f534.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Only makes me belive that joke that it's bots all the way down npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Wow thank you mister futurist entrepreneur....."Avi Schiffmann". THis sure seems swell, I'm sure it's going to be around for a long time, and it's not just a flash in the pan subversion attempt that will be used as a product study for your ethnic cohort's larger projects https://i.poastcdn.org/38105ae77a15a711625e9b1fee0bff8eae3ac8b635dd0a4ac82068cae7f1d7fd.mp4 npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Prob is that all the tech outdoors stuff sends the same message. Old fishing shirts are a kind of medium, but still scream "I AM A WHITE ARMED MAN" I remember turning 25 and getting the feeling that I should stop wearing t shirts, felt shlubby npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Is that like a playable controller game? I still don't know what it is, looks like point and tap npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Or maybe we're too smart to be bragging about it https://i.poastcdn.org/70d4de065009afe21cc12f7b04a18f50f5da6e08804123c9cabaadfcc1e9b03d.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Guy complains now, but wait until she eats like a man, then you'll realize what a blessing this was https://i.poastcdn.org/d8c8627fe2ac8529dfea7928c133a59692f088dce3527efc9f76465e52471f93.mp4 npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) What you order vs what you get https://i.poastcdn.org/4f110c90a41d35ceb6ba605d0bb7956844cbde5ec3a86e3a339dc00ea108bfe0.jpg https://i.poastcdn.org/f620811eabf25b648ea528e4a13789c7cbd2d2ba786997c5613dc5fcd35d72e8.jpeg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) https://i.poastcdn.org/c045e67040afd13e3ea8b51238c0e05e2273f8c027c19f359e6914b52e883e94.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) https://i.poastcdn.org/e1546020203d5e247c7987ef44e3e10919c90baf944504d39537c0b4594de700.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) well it's cute when 2-dimensional muse women do it #note1ken…s7yy https://i.poastcdn.org/67f8a0c2c37994694f7e492ca96a0cca5e93e0994c02956c0457d4e68dbac531.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) intern girl showed up in some adventure time shirt but it's a girl, and a cat.... I thought that whole show was a boy going on an adventure w/ his dog. Did they troon him out? https://i.poastcdn.org/e3219ad85a56311a286190cf7112e4c02dc1b188e175157c03d48220189ebafd.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) what's up with all the runts back then? Did the depression just crater our height standards that badly? The more I notice the size.....it's always the big nosed goblin gi's too https://i.poastcdn.org/de4fb781d68d6d02273d0ed929197b2537c9e5a7dfe59fa864fe19fa6b3554bd.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Sometimes I see pictures of these Oooooooperators with their block IIs and I swear I can hear the family snickering on the other side "look at his little gun, they call that a rifle?" "awww I know it works and all but come on, it's so dainty and small, tiny little bullets and everything" They got to slog a real rifle, I guess https://i.poastcdn.org/b2b74723ce6bf9cde10bae6ba0e51f409e85d2cb190b1745c59f0b9611457a24.png https://i.poastcdn.org/577d937b22e95a1f1b71659204d27b2fb714f1456986d26d0812bc2925c1aede.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) hye does anyone have a quick take on why the stock market is bleeding normies are panicking and IDK what's going on last time I heard about stocks they were doing great and bitcoin was 70k https://i.poastcdn.org/457e6aace267edfd10290685601edeb02acc66541f4e1624b31474c3af7fb43e.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) wow where'd the summer go, boys? https://i.poastcdn.org/0947d50a76e15e41cb31e82a02fb74d28f9e3c39bd789bc19edc79c54b0a84ad.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I understand why I hate nostalgia comments on old songs: the good times are where you make them Seeing millie bitches whine that the best of their life is gone forever is awful. Grandpa used to say every phase of life was the very best he ever had. Each season of life has something to savor, new flavors of existence that were closed off to you in a previous one. Be nostalgic for now. npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) zoomer gf trying to listen to yellowcard music videos (She's not allowed to read me any nostalgic, fretful comments by millennials whining about how long ago they went to high school) https://i.poastcdn.org/28d361c55214289329f59fd7c88e66042c656252c743391088e0c9620a6ea803.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) 29 mb https://i.poastcdn.org/1a309bc89b73d6d700881a60e78fec4dbc6f5928bff69b61dd14e2f8d6012377.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I like how my brothers just toss in animu gorls to the collection with no care for how much space it takes up. Sometimes they mention their equipment and I'm the only guy with normie HDD spaces, they all have muilti-unit 18tb RAID arrays Meanwhile I'm filling up 2tb pocket drives that randomly end up sticking around on my desk whenever I actually go to the office I guess this one isn't THAT big, only half a mb but still..... https://i.poastcdn.org/84ed4068239543c0a7e402f4c8873128263cc22026daebaa73224db169ec4b52.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) https://i.poastcdn.org/52053f6019c59efeeae9c0f06bce395381d8cf8843645b678c5a6ab8dc2f58fb.mp4 npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) https://i.poastcdn.org/9f9b55072bc479478dfd4dd1f14d866833e322308440b818348436856f04010b.jpeg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) "it's fine, moishel, we really domesticated them this time. Just look they got goyslop, weed, and pornography! Might as well be a tranquilizer" npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) https://i.poastcdn.org/57240a91434c4615093a6cc7a27656878a5af6b566f4db3abee2d19ad606e07a.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Team rules guys https://i.poastcdn.org/89f74bd240c1ce9814ea0d3b6a9ce9f0c3ca2f8de465c41d9f43c09135e42347.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) fingers crossed it's a troon, then the media would have to pretend none of this ever happened Would be funny npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) We won't know for a while But I betcha in 30 years one of you will be arguing with your son when he says "things would have been better if that nigger hadn't turned his head!!!" https://i.poastcdn.org/610a9147c26a3e9ccc941b389fda6fdf2148aa3451877b63f64a05f4a986ea57.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Go find weird niche subforums and take up bizarrely small scale, autistic battles Check in on the biggest flame thread on the Chevy silverado forum and then check in on the quilters in their pinterest hole npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) They are right about the game part though. Games are gay, and flooded with no-talent, lazy faggots who took boomer advice to "do what you love" Every exasperated gen xer subsidizing his loser son tells me he's "trying to find a job working on games" npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) People are so wildly loose lipped. Kid told his mom about finding {valuable contraband} in his new used car, and she's sharing that "funny story" with everybody she comes into contact with because "it's not every day you find twenty thousand dollars sitting in your glove box!!!" Guy just sold it wholesale and made the mistake of telling momma about his good fortune. OOPS https://i.poastcdn.org/b3d50c3771ab6d15594b9af142e862a7871ebd9de91e7931031ef04c9230eb67.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) There are a lot but they don't go online much, and the only people who know they exist are those in town they work with and their family. Lots of good old boomers worked concrete, construction, lineman, all kinds of blue collar, good churchgoin folk like that. npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) https://i.poastcdn.org/8ea6d50a9cc815a21488b20fb7f50175517120cbcf682e0a7bc2d7a46fe87573.mp4 npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) It all comes from her, she was doing a man on the street interview npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) maybe if mikhaila peterson lets andrew tate back inside her sodomy pocket they can briefly mind-mend and put those 100 IQ points into making a take that's not coal https://i.poastcdn.org/4a2215860b4562f5b36b729acabed20105e750383eb6f114aa8bd2165da2b439.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) traditional jap architecture though npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) https://i.poastcdn.org/1ef985b9b855f61e1c56a2e2780f19cd1cae490ed93a78ea10adb268a30a9fd5.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) PR7 is on the way?!?!? https://i.poastcdn.org/a797eb4f1bd1a870d061dbda3ba356c1a5e66ffef8295ce0ae870afce85a42a1.webp npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) the black one is from some porno, isn't it? There's no way they're making black batman with that lip profile npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) tortionic socialist Demogrative Popularian npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) guys passed some thread of twitterfags talking about forcing their gf to sit through all this shit like it's a MUST Just seems like torture to me npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I know some of these are fine but it seems soy to make your movie revolve around BASED GOYSLOP Maybe I just hate movies too much, I hate how niggercattle treat film as if it's this sacred medium https://i.poastcdn.org/37feecddd7159872ff6d03b805b50aae3c10b86287866f3a6da9d284d89d442e.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Yeah but biden was the best. He's great chaff, I try to be somewhat under cover, so being able to say "how 'bout them white men in charge, right?" to the brown secretary helped keep my true allegiances under wraps (they won't figure out where I stand until they notice all the scholarship winners I select are fighting age white men) npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) You're more advanced than we are, if you go to the brown half of town illiterate goblinas will step into your car doorway and guilt you into buying a sandwich bag of room temp tamales they made 3 days before When you complain everyone coos about how "they're just tryin to make a living", no license needed npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) The sports thing is interesting, because I've been telling normies to report on how many sub-millennials are getting into it and there aren't too many takers. "my son even plays football in school, but he doesn't even touch NFL" npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Grumpy that I made a crack that the german term for "snazzy racist gooners" was "cummerbund" and nobody got it but now that I try to hand you guys the parts I realize the joke is too unwieldy to ever be made https://i.poastcdn.org/a51db6e778482cbd4feca1f5ebf1743caa5667f4b0d0bdb0137e3ea66400e283.jpeg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) This is why I actually go to bat for cheesy theater girls sometimes. A corny woman will make you cringe, but she makes your children's life happier in the long run npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) https://i.poastcdn.org/6e4bbfd5b019237a6a5c0cae7914f6fed34d2374322645ebf9cb53ab9ba379a8.jpeg https://i.poastcdn.org/7f6e2b2e91bc2e76b472505d02a7f1d0cc86cded2f5aa9968a9679c34066ae6b.jpeg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Men only want to come home to one thing https://i.poastcdn.org/d763f2bd6ebffc5a76516c82d8a8770a99c035b6fd564685607173406879fe45.MP4 npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) take one leave one https://i.poastcdn.org/e8d70b044400357ba584ebef9db8bedd858765d2a3dd397bbb49ab1aeb7fa462.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) See this all got started because the english dub of a popular femcoomer show was made available to begin with, you're now going to watch the mainstream negrification of 2d cartoons to the point you'll want nothing to do with anime in 10 years npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) "sir? The sheboons have made a move on anime territory.....they might have a shot at holding it if we don't act quickly" https://i.poastcdn.org/648f4636aa968bf42d427d22eb9390fc815f94e870736a3add3fe0e850246acc.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I love how girl astrology is "okay I'm a libra so that means I need to avoid people who suck too much of my energy" but male astrology is like "pluto is in aquarius for the next 20 years means there will be an abundance of displaced people, armor your nations against them because the flood of "refugees" will dwarf all that came before them" https://i.poastcdn.org/a832b7447699449aa578cda62349954c0b8259a77978b106f788c480e942edc6.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) My sister has been sending these to the whole family for the last week, because her sis-in-law "has a discount" on botox and now our mom is bitching about how she has eye wrinkles at 55 It's insane npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) huh https://i.poastcdn.org/f334330f25cbe71c6dd1eb13fbdd5f50b4ec3e6005e9da1d275484855608b970.mp4 npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) just scrolled the entire TL just to repoast this (I've come up with a theory that "hag" can mean any woman who starts to develop an overriding obsession with getting botox) https://i.poastcdn.org/69d3550392ae6a65fb7046316093e5f002a9d0224e93ed04382cfdeb56d58fb7.mp4 npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I saved this to ask what the meme is https://i.poastcdn.org/6e269ca8fd6be713ea2363d52a871b3e5f06b0b07907f8f654d9dd3818c61d81.mp4 npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) hey can't we go easy on leo he's moving the window for every millennialfag dating a zoomer because "at least it's not an age gap THAT bad" npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Police lineup (dibs on the blonde girl doing the salute) https://i.poastcdn.org/daf2630793981af74e95d8586c3d84d29dcdf0a06f94d67973d9a81cf3e0bd0d.jpg https://i.poastcdn.org/eede02bc2c04e8f094ffd04a7ac7fb07fea9725158190be9f648cb02bb47b266.jpg https://i.poastcdn.org/064edf65925d2a82e10e5d305d7b4e97f24e9e741085fd845746485b25ba1f88.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Someone here said it wipes out your intestinal flora though, sounds like it should be true, given the interface between mom/baby npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Buying the worlds horniest preworkout from the fetishist on craigslist https://i.poastcdn.org/e6c0230422b759bb0025fe0e36b726dfa5230b1b35f4834c2a5475e38a45ba35.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Makes me worry because if they ever found out how to harness this faggotry they could use it to dry up support for pro-white movements at home (they won't but still) https://i.poastcdn.org/9aa07a326fd89eb803f8574db1a9bd1d7fa9f51efde7c98734295a1633707aa6.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I don't have any affinity for streamers nor gold-diggers, I just thought it would be funny to suspiciously tell my woman I'm not dming teenage girls as if that's something adult women should add to their list of insane paranoias npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I just think it's funny that there are even adult men who message strangers to begin with. When you're a grown up man, you shouldn't be in any mood to go adding new people to bother you with messages, emails, DMs, at all hours of the day. IDC how horny I am, I'm never going to put in the work to message a girl again, got that faggotry out of my system at 17 npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) "babe do you know who doctor disrespect is" "no idea" "okay well I just figured I should tell you I'm NOT messaging underage girls online with bad intentions" "......what? Wait, what happened?!" "just putting it out there, I'm NOT messaging individual minors with less-than-stellar intent" ".....are you confessing something? What the hell are you talking about?" "phew! good talk, I'm gonna grab something for lunch, want sammiches?" https://i.poastcdn.org/e2bf50b0555ce659ca23f57e93e4673701ab3881f9c777e8f04e603a43eeda6d.jpeg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) There's something immensely low-IQ about the reply guy who always generates AI garbage in response to anything under the sun It's like the demons finally handed a tool to the most feeble minded of society, allowing them to be something they believe is clever and additive https://i.poastcdn.org/a9404fec9147e72ece05f755ab4feb7d385a04467b31e35a4dbc3bd4fd60b0d5.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I thought you guys said anime was based WTF npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) They'd be better off having you pick their kids up from day care so you can meet the cutie pie teacher If you're hunting for girls it's better to hit up places where women actually work, surrounded by women. Hair places work too. npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Hey look at that I was totally right, I was thinking they wouldn't let this story out if it did happen....called it! I was just looking for another picture of the wreck. https://i.poastcdn.org/6f110d8ad2985fe4218d31a84ce2b5cbe73b5537ae7b5d761e4f3a8306ac246d.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Another sad example of the world today: Boomer sells off very cool toddler jacket his dad bought. He either doesn't have a grandchild to wear it, or worse his gay family thinks it's not cool https://i.poastcdn.org/121f042415b9650bca280d9508ebc2a6a2fc3b803d2ec00c59d55afe42d7d037.png https://i.poastcdn.org/81ef4a5c17c34416be7432c0fd9ecd096259f0aad1108a60bcb4c6897401db4c.png https://i.poastcdn.org/58d4d900f628cf78202a8ccc0ff23d6748b531b8acb641e19c631febc905b97a.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Some time I need to codify a vote regarding prime female nipple attributes because I made a crack about weird ones and evidently nobody can agree on what they are or what they look like. https://i.poastcdn.org/85c878351fb79b5e1511269d41b0d832a95549bbace6086e4806fb430a6416eb.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) So basically chatgpt was forged by having negroid strivers proofreading the hallucinatory ramblings of a machine mind trained solely on hypersanitized reddit slop? No wonder I hate it https://i.poastcdn.org/53c40685082543a46219b016f88beed20377eef0f3349c879035339798daca3e.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I always say "I hate women, but I love them more than I hate 'em"