"How'd I get here? Ah, it's a long story. I graduated from UMSOT (Undergrad MS Operator training) and test pilot school in '77, back when it was on side 6. Oh, yeah, back then it was something different, we didn't have mobile suits back then, it was MWOTC... Anyways, when the war started, I was a ball pilot for a few weeks, flew three sorties and scored a lucky kill on a Zaku I, and 'cause I was the only one with a kill under my belt, I got chosen to fly with some secret squirrel things on the White Base (back then they just called it the Pegasus). Turns out in order to work on that top secret, feddie zaku ripoff, we couldn't be active EFSF personnel. We got discharged from the service so we could fly for some private shell company. Yeah, we lost MIL benefits, but the pay was so good we figured we'd go for it. We had three weeks to study the manuals and get trained on the simulators while we flew out to our assignment. They put me on the RX-78(a3/4) , but when we were en route to rendezvous to Side 7, the EFSF gave me my walking papers. Turns out, get...get THIS shit: They didn't "need my services any more." Can you believe that? One of the only guys trained on their new, crazy invincible MS, and they fired me.They tossed me, an ace, a qualified TEST PILOT out on my ASS. FOR A G/D FOURTEEN YEAR OLD. Yeah, you know who?! It was the doctor's kid, right? Remember that Tamm Ray guy from the training videos? Yeah, he got HIS kid to be the gundam pilot. Oh, no they tossed all of us. The entire team of mobile suit pilots, gone. Didn't even reassign us. So we're sittin' there, just lookin out the window, watching the stars go by, just angry as all hell, y'know? Fuming. I get an idea, right? So I says to the other guys, who cares? The zeeks need us more than the feddies do, so I went up front, showed the captain our discharge papers, and turned that sum'bitch around. Anyways, long story short, boy do those GM's explode easy! Oh man, jokes on them, the feddies drafted a LOT of stupid 14 year olds to drive those death traps.....so uh, what brings you to Axis?"
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Last Notes npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) https://i.poastcdn.org/51bee716fc9f9e5c1881f8d29502dfce62d308c114427e66d1fe9dbe581a5384.jpeg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) We had the belt sander, used it to test out how fast the hot wheels hubs would go before melting Would have been less dangerous on a treadmill npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Oh yeah this is that 3rd world promoter who told people to buy cemetary plots to camp on. I can't keep all the self-avowed "hicks" on twitter apart, the last two that bugged me ended up being proudly jewish npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) The best part of twitter is being unable to escape it because everyone sends off the good ones anyways https://i.poastcdn.org/5ad50dc70dc477d5e92a0fb68fda48b369fd207756ebfb82467e8877a5307c3f.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) NEED npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) IDK what's up but like 5 of the most smokin hot pinups I've seen lately are just covers for hentais https://i.poastcdn.org/3967e4980af0bd2e70832b26e3f51f525436bffe573462ca6268ba4df526f130.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I know I used to have one where it's some mexi chick thinking she's hot and her fat mom busts the door open doing laundry only to beat the hell out of her with the chancla https://i.poastcdn.org/a239f6684dac6e32fb94ba891c58cc0210c9681608b6666f551ac1988db1b815.mp4 npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Until literally right now when you said that it hadn't even passed through my mind that men can do it too Huh npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) straight propaganda kind of not entirely though https://i.poastcdn.org/4c3d7345c3c3cac8edfd48ee66f72a63e46f3b91a2ea17b676690d3f721d80a6.jpeg https://i.poastcdn.org/38330eda7d9689db77f5003d8ae4637a987f668c1057910d401e59e5f3d81da1.jpeg https://i.poastcdn.org/804649f51d75d6026f9d44a1d9412e584181b99018d6c8527936833d8b262cb8.jpg https://i.poastcdn.org/f0892002c65de2a915d5984569d6567c3bc49130cf72d5c1a787e32ba3591d14.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Why would we bomb the soviets when we literally just spent 4 years fighting tooth and nail for their freedom to the point we sent our mothers and daughters into the factories to make them free planes, trucks, cartridges, and tanks? npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) hey some things you just don't joke about around here! npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) oh this could be a fun one You can use it as the convo starter on an offer https://i.poastcdn.org/10a257cdad4a58bc29752a60c9ec4073a18a4b383522914c80f1680811a63dc5.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I thought this was a fanfiction thing, geez npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I've just tagged them all "leyley milf" https://i.poastcdn.org/a45fc2b9394b681d1defc2a9e81d355ee5bae9ca98232ba57e276254f8676d27.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I finally got her to change that catgirl anal leyley PFP and she's using this one RN https://i.poastcdn.org/981beb47eeb529962c46fe8dde8fff269ae24c6073664e0af4d7c6dc4592cb22.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I don't think there's been such a striking hit for femcels in years Female enthusiasm for these characters makes me think it's twilight for genA https://i.poastcdn.org/a6f1d5c8f4e465716ebd1e5a5a4870db64f90b3f568b95b3851ecaed2afe091d.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I know a guy who did that kind of thing and had the WORST allergies ever then a year later he offhandedly mentioned trying to quit some kind of drug addiction around that same time frame He hadn't considered it wasn't allergies the entire time npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I learned that when my "libertarian" black friend straight up told me he'd have to kill me in SHTF because he imagined I'd try to kill him first. Good lesson, I'm grateful npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) https://i.poastcdn.org/14ab58e30f9027ed440f8930f136a1062007e8b882d38b335c5f5f710ba4e706.jpeg https://i.poastcdn.org/3f5c755e2bc0a4b7f774d61fc11a063959d7d0b60457f1d9855662933f63e91a.jpeg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Pitiful, needs to cultivate his internal qi points Push the horny deep into your bones, feel your dantian expand you will become stone cole incel https://i.poastcdn.org/eb42ef43bdfcfe27182dce56eeca409d4b0a25eade868feaad11dce712c971ff.mp4 npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I know isn't it astounding? I keep it for a reason, such willful, deliberate ugliness is rare npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Game master anon brainstorming tranny repellant: Mirrors, mirrors everywhere https://i.poastcdn.org/e6c4a2d10cac2e53687b1f5ce8479c596f98442673655897ac81db60e38b24db.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I just talked to a guy who said he gets the "family size walmart nuggets" and it "lasts me about 3 days if I'm eating my fill" IDK what that equates to, he was about 40% shredded so scale it up maybe? npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) How is it nobody notices the funny part is that he's referencing a dogshit terminator movie for support? Guys focus on the number instead of the source, it's weird npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Funny that even our nostalgic 80's pop wannabes are insanely sexual compared to the older stuff https://i.poastcdn.org/656cd991b7c2d73da77f9c6aaa67ddee800b41f1ef6280d471f0df5c5713f261.jpeg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) icky connotations aside it's a cute meme format (we used this as our PFPs for a week) https://i.poastcdn.org/9b2204c3ba6aa78e4e9a47ebc3804d05fd5919b4640cb5a0c793b71fce73ebac.jpeg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) They won't come for us so much as run constant influence operations to convince you to go against your own interests They'll push you to work, tax, donate, fight for foreign tribes and rescue worthlessly unrepentant whores under the auspices of being a good white man npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) they aren't weird....they're.....seedoil-fueled https://i.poastcdn.org/724e21c3ed4d27b1b8748b3df3294d8e6f1be77c086a69f2f39ea683c72a360b.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Her design just brings out the best in artists, they manage to hit it just right and foment 180-octane bonerfuel https://i.poastcdn.org/5463005ebf8c6292db67dd61ae0d73ffc7bfd1272c488973971c2659d48071e6.jpeg https://i.poastcdn.org/d93d239c800ab125a25ca1886cf2e592f76729d32b23c93ba7313f155275c99a.jpeg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) It's funny that I love this girl's pinups but I couldn't get into the show because there's some niggo hanging out and the animation's ugly or whatever but fun design https://i.poastcdn.org/438aa5d0fd8f35eb48a36e24f4ed2bbecbcac082df667e08b9aae9be19050f6a.jpeg https://i.poastcdn.org/b5692fb12c0cb5f926bf21ac45800f8e10c0ece470737096262bd7b3f7c9c580.jpeg https://i.poastcdn.org/e186d59a5d0ef8325338827c73e67bf9ce073422b70b9e8fcec710c316a44da1.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) To this day I think this is my favorite post about fertility https://i.poastcdn.org/71eaf448dbfe3d11cd780076fb783d723f34571b9fe3794cc2553afe6bdd1a75.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I started talking up white guys as if they're model minorities, when someone talks about the one "really smart black girl" their son knows I now say "oh yeah, it's crazy, best pilot I've ever known, a scrappy little white kid from gainesville, indiana, best you'd ever see" https://i.poastcdn.org/b02c0212d4ce2f2b68fd518d50579834f1250e4e8366b793ca0c11bd81300ba8.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Literally never, remember? They've been telling us that since 5th grade. "well you kids will pay in to it, but you probably won't ever draw from it, too bad" npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) And now we look at mexis living a dozen to a house, and pajeets at three dozen to another, and think we ought to steal that method from them It's insane, we help out a lot w/ family and there's a constant drumbeat of outsiders always telling us we're doing too much, that we actually need to just outsource everything so we "arent' so busy" npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) We all think they're going to look retirements w/ taxes, get enough women and millennial browns in and it's a done deal npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Remember how the air force was supposed to be the smart guy branch where you always turn out okay? https://i.poastcdn.org/bc9361f6f7474e28743f58436a11185d5c6cb21a1d962bd045b5c1f28d831d2f.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Anyone still paying attention WILL watch it faithfully Even the people who hate it....watch it to talk about it They'll watch reviews every week, tune into livestreams where people dissect every one of its failures, and then eagerly wait to "hate watch" the next abortion npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) https://i.poastcdn.org/16606f58f05be63d46cabb36eadea600cba04247fec8018b5e999bfe45ac3228.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) https://i.poastcdn.org/8bbd2e8c28b68049b7688e515192e82676880fe26db0e18735b234edeb1542f9.jpg https://i.poastcdn.org/eb9d2399bc62a06ed16dcbfbef231c83655fef86c443c9a305de375879a13829.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) https://i.poastcdn.org/04d8e158acc674c15e292e373bf88871e1895b793ba584c203bf0d00867adc00.jpg https://i.poastcdn.org/ff1f1ebf196b8f5aeba0dc60467aa605864a81e0f4bac677ea4712e564c3f212.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Evidently none of these are tagged correctly because half are witches https://i.poastcdn.org/0c20d3fa7e47424e80177524948da865edc128815f7e53df5ccdc1cadb46e84e.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) #note19vx…426u https://i.poastcdn.org/bd0e618371ebbe13ba6693dfbb9d29961fe1438f6d0828608d2f8c9fde219a82.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) You'll really love it when the dumb kids can't figure out how to fill out their paperwork, and you end up having to be the go-between for a tech-illiterate kid and a boomer as they both blame YOU for their failures (also some schools won't even pay you because they supposedly can't bill for you so that's real fun, spending saturday watching them do a checkride for free) npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Cute the french just put a park bench right under the cannons there Really botched a lot of that design but hey, at least you got somewhere to sit https://i.poastcdn.org/1e29503f841f1928762795e372555fae2bc8c80b1d60e54195b3c2b6d1ea68ea.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Sorry I'm too young to know who that is, was he a president? npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) https://i.poastcdn.org/1eb1b4e782bc4fc9ab0b5b6d71212baff7cdac7d2eddfec9eba7f452871e92ed.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) NVM dogs already beat us to the punch https://i.poastcdn.org/0f719ff31588ca7201d594a0516e8dfd559e1091cd47222fa910ed14ea511076.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Boostrapper boomercons love AI when it obsoletes paying for their niece's lazy ass we'll see who's laughing when they realize the live-in hatian CNAs can suffocate them and keep drawing the payments as long as they don't report the death Obsolete indeed https://i.poastcdn.org/e173a91dce44fe5f453a30b9d07fa9cc35dbc4fb37e17dbf759bba0daee86007.mp4 npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Nobody gets Jobs' real intelligence: He understood how to extract the best in people, and had a strident defense of the customers' time. He wanted everything to be accessible, intuitive, and clean that is now seen as dumbed down, unfeatured, stripped, and minimalistic so they actually exacerbate the downsides of jobsist design npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) https://i.poastcdn.org/6a6d3d080c2394cf70e44f7b1fd8d265fed765d9b4eef519c3d201b4ea9f9e8f.jpg https://i.poastcdn.org/d247036b238525dec4660ef6e1e0b75056cc06f1978ba661d40513bf4cedb32f.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) .......I thought the point of vtubers was that they have a lovely voice? This girl....doesn't have it. npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I could actually see that being an almost smart move if they're too dumb to sell anything online, and nobody under the age of 70 walks in to the shop to buy anything npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) yowza https://i.poastcdn.org/d55b36e174871608f0da0735b129d3527c1efaa148eff8b075c601082a4de404.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) https://i.poastcdn.org/1eadd3f65781f84f33f40059d4876cae345a6e324687ef5faf2208fe53a00559.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) https://i.poastcdn.org/a832b7447699449aa578cda62349954c0b8259a77978b106f788c480e942edc6.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) oh cool time for swim posting from here on out https://i.poastcdn.org/6beda36436e37c6c0fe33a167212bb9545a360a1e652a8f4b27cc595652dec91.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Yeah, that's candystore/turd theory People who eat nothing but sugar for years will actually eat a cowpie just because it makes them feel something different for a change npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I saw the krauts are literally just posting the "fact checks" saying that actually the police did the right thing and people just get the story wrong because of "misinformation" npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I just clicked on one of those thumbnails and learned this AI artist almost exlusively does nigger dick AI hentai so I guess click through at risk, I thought it was just SFW tiddy npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Hey wait a minute this is one of those new AI ripoffs huh? They're trained on YD's work so now they're a convincing imitate https://i.poastcdn.org/9072a9abbfb507942e164236ce776f5230bb2af3dd4a6da8f773489eab4b3727.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I think surveys show a good majority of under-30s only change their bedsheets more than 6 months at a time https://i.poastcdn.org/00c1ba8cfb1cc4eeb2e60207d2c1382f372d5ce68ca11fd012af8e14dd1a5e6d.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I was going to say this might work better than people expect but then I flashed back to our forced home ec partnerships where we took care of a baby for a week, and about a full fifth of the partnerships were "dating" by the end of the class so hey https://i.poastcdn.org/fca2b5cf4a450d8ed839c931c42d0af55e3789f02fa2b9a02f27be3d2ecfd24f.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) HA I KNEW IT This is the closes I got so far https://i.poastcdn.org/10f9d99e7e204708b62a25408856f952ddf3e2114eef16e40640a772ecf1ae4c.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Good I don't want faggot chink cars clogging up junkyards for 500 years when they die 4 years into ownership Who cares npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) It's called "having a stool in the kitchen" duh tall girls don't exist (I mean technically they do but they're mannishly unsnuggable most of the time so who cares) npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I know it's effective because when I imagine wearing it I can tell I feel more secure than sitting there in a leather t shirt and a dick sling npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) no it's the girls posting it to each other, they keep seeing the guys laughing at the meme, so they clip it out and run to their secret sewing circles to try and find the right antidote but then other girls don't know what they're talking about, so it brings MORE attention to it and they're all fat-girl-dysphoric together npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) 5 years is more or less the norm for someone to start on the falcon and get to the point where he's kind of ready for actual missions. They wanted a 3-year abbreviated course for them. I think the first class was a mix of guys coming from their older russian fighters and fresh noobs, been a while since I went over it though npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Oh NVM it's exactly what I said. I'm not reading ahead, clipping as I go so I'm basically repeating it I guess. So the fighters haven't even been given much of a workout, but they're already in a shoddy, unworkable state of affairs. https://i.poastcdn.org/aea014d93ccf0a8442bc83ea0c2caefb27562396d2b7c84a6842dd24540789b2.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Also curious how many of the ukrainian guys are still even in flight training. When they tried teaching hajis how to use this stuff, they pretty much all escaped from their training facilities and went to live as illegals in the southwest And they weren't going to be guinea pigs to test out nearpeer enemies' advanced SAM systems when they went back home https://i.poastcdn.org/c5209c6de32bfd4084693786adcfdda22701e275ec4e28ea54f0e0394650157e.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) https://i.poastcdn.org/19afdcf02d418f935b970eb37abce366a7aa8fffa009b16a3b7f2fe4d94492c1.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Sheep, it's densely packed, circular, and i had a TON of it npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I forget which one it was but there have been a couple tempting ones. I'm a sucker for the hosiery Wish I could just download a torrent of the assets to leave on the screensaver instead https://i.poastcdn.org/73159c1c7bdb748a3aec71438371d274dc5948cccfc854da2cdcbf921b590175.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Yeah, everyone knows he's the first guy to EVER be obviously intoxicated online with a group of haters watching every minute npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I couldn't invent boomertarian tripe this stereotypically spot-on This nigger's saying that these guys are STEALING FROM THE BANKS AND THAT'S EVIL Got that cracker? Get back to work, give up your birthright, because shekelberg & co at the big office upstate have a lot riding on turning your family into blended fertilizer this quarter! You owe your blood to them!!!! https://i.poastcdn.org/50ff41796988e5572e45d243f481567b7cf5760ab6cbaafd0ad6e6a8d39b33f0.png https://i.poastcdn.org/6958fae08bee13365493fc676f9b0c224a6f4ce14d78282506d326ba2f51ee6d.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Same dickhead would probably lecture you about how "all those latinos pay more taxes than YOU do because they're BUSINESS OWNERS" (this is, of course, a total lie) npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I guess it's a sped up fversion of this song. Weird that this chink dance troup just does the one little 24 sec clip over and over at whatever theme park they perform at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwnVnWZdE7Y npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Don't tell me my lady caught the kpop virus. She had a playlist open that's just THIS dance from 20 different angles, with nothing more than the first 10 seconds of the song Cute dance but come on @npub1xza…veu8 here's one of those chongstresses you love https://i.poastcdn.org/fa65dcdadeb549e9494c534e5b9038d5abee27d03653903e32b14cb822ae1e23.mp4 npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) GF found a new bullshit gimmick woman and I can't handle it, every one of these looney tunes thingies are just another alibaba drop shipper screening a cheesy logo on it. Also note woggy's fave™, the "founder" who puts their face EVERYWHERE on the site. Always a surefire indicator you get quality. https://i.poastcdn.org/715034b8e783e054c3f2c717d00a320007ad67928bd0abe133a340488e6f5d32.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Guess I got banned from telegram not sure why, the only real brouhaha I can recall was mocking a racist shitposter for promoting some nigger channel oh wtf Kony made this picture of shten? Crazy stuff, I thought they beheaded him when kony2012 operatives rented a satellite https://i.poastcdn.org/6430c24235bc860a833b30a6080a71103fce2fd376c7dfadd0bfca6b052e259d.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) we have fancy technology that makes us less reliant on our eyeballs (the desert folk may have seen it in all those movies of ours they watch) npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Why are slavs so cringe? That little CGI slopart "mylordbebo and friends" garbage makes it hard to watch. It's like the only ones posting on either side are out of touch boomers, which given the casualties....eh maybe they all are npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) A reminder to screenclip damn near anything or else it will one day be gone forever https://i.poastcdn.org/16f4b292c8e035b4299d02fc1195bc5c10e70d678f5a35553c6833a7b6a8300c.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Sorry slavs, I've officially run dry on my "give a fuck about east european border disputes" tank The reserve light came on in 2023, but now there's just nothing left. Good luck with the reintegration, or the marriage to a western master, you'll hate both npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) https://i.poastcdn.org/386c0a002710e16395dd8a2f24004b82db1a7568b173bf3920125f3ba96dc3cb.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Every one of them these days is just another damn t6 https://i.poastcdn.org/548f727010ecdb9e9400eb390a156805b7f8976f54499ce2861976ed2ceff451.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Get billions of packages in the mail you don't want "akshually you can't just return-to-sender there's so much to box up and send to UPS it's all permanent you can't get rid of it" npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I've been saying it for years: If you want to make sense of why white girls "hate men", all you have to do is add in the adjective "brown" and you'll get where 90% of their IRL complaints come from "ugh there jus creeps and they dont leave u alone" (in her head she pictures venezuelans hanging out in the parking lot after closing time, but her audience imagines blonde frat boys giving her gaga eyes from across the floor for her whole shift) https://i.poastcdn.org/c1b4cb2a5e5a1d5fa0ed3cd71e8f9709859d8da659753a97ba01589522a0fd8f.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) It's funny how boomers are so out of touch with what real numbers are. Talked to a fren whose boss is obsessively watching their advertising climb on youtube, high fiving everyone when they break 1,000 views on a video. He doesn't have the heart to tell him his shitposting has 100x the reach of the old guys paying obscene rates for bland corporate video https://i.poastcdn.org/e4fa4ceebcfb8eec4acb371a425a2eef7ec075e2f9b45b440dd08d083d9500f8.png npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) FWIW it could be worse, maybe? I have a buddy who just saw their new hire walk away because the pay was so terrible it wasn't suitable to live in the states. Bleak losing a job, but he said there's something worse about knowing you're doing something that even the pajeets look at and say "ew, I'm not doing that for free!" npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I gotta go snuggle in and wash this all out of my mind, it's really gross to have mentally ingested this nastiness sorry I visited it upon you, here's something to wash it away https://i.poastcdn.org/f78fdc53cbcc2b89458f356934ba6715391ae7eea7984a812bba39e78a1f5cb7.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) .....maybe she's jewish, I just looked it up and she's got those lips, and it her posture looks like those jewy girls. Most shots head on, too, like she's hiding it. I was hoping for another good example just to start stocking these npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I said 9 years ago, that counts for a little bit. They were only getting the operation under control around that time, for a few years reddit was top three in terms of interaction for adult women, part of why they went public. Still mostly enemies but in 2016 there was at least a chance of getting a number of normal...ish respondants there. npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) I'm glad you picked up on it, I was losing my mind trying to explain it to her. We're on the lookout for a male equivalent, where men imagine a guy's hot to women but actually super gross Not sure if that really exists npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) The US hasn't been around TV-free long enough to cultivate epochal writers, our literary culture was snuffed out in the crib npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) Really does a boost for a gal if she's insecure "OMG look she's like, ALL stretchmarks. Who's even paying for this? ugh" "oh oh oh no way no way (she clenches your arm) are you ready for this one? Oh BLAAAAAAAAA" "WHAT IS GOING ON HOW IS ANYBODY INTO THIS" https://i.poastcdn.org/795b7799930d6587cee72807c880f14ca466b987f07ea43a199422fc40aab814.jpg npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) It's a cherry for the journotroon to literally add a pit-stop mid-sentence to say "ain't the right move, chief" just amazing npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) WTF is up with "men" doing this chick thing where they put their face on screen for no other purpose than to gather attention and provide a human face to show how you're meant to feel about the topic? 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