Parman - Activate OP_GFY now!!

The president is not demented
The planet is doomed because cows fart
Inflation is good for you
Michelle Obama has no penis
Ignorance is strength
What else? ...

2024-06-27 12:18:59

Running Mutiny Wallet

2024-06-26 16:13:35

Most experts agree we have to have SOME rape, ideally just the tip (2% target), otherwise no one will ever have sex again.

2024-06-26 14:37:48

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Build an Airgapped computer.
https://armantheparman.com/agc/
Or, buy my shitcoin...
https://armantheparman.com/buy-pi-zero/

2024-06-26 10:22:33

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Ungovernable plants

2024-06-26 10:22:14

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Parman sheds a little tear while eating choc chip cookies in the shower

2024-06-26 08:32:01

It's there any dip left?

2024-06-26 08:17:34

Buying #Bitcoin is just math, but not selling - that's art.

2024-06-25 07:34:43

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I like it

2024-06-24 18:07:56

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What is memechain?

2024-06-22 12:41:07

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Are they wives?

2024-06-22 11:51:39

Any wife: "Because I was right about that unrelated thing before, it means I'm right about this."

2024-06-21 16:23:36

I can now create signed Nostr events from the command line, and it's making me erect.https://m.primal.net/Ispv.png

2024-06-21 10:14:01

Helping the normies... https://image.nostr.build/f099744a06c701e799d0436fb1f00be81b743f2f1caff5913e697581f404eab7.jpg

2024-06-21 10:13:23

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Ok, I don't know her so hard to tell

2024-06-20 01:14:23

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"maybe we need to abandon the idea dcentralisation"
What

2024-06-16 08:02:20

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Yeah, she has a pretty mouth

2024-06-15 08:18:10

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Messing around with my relay, unhostedwallet.com, it's having issues.

2024-06-15 08:12:53

Just testing, nothing to see here, GFY.

2024-06-15 05:18:01

"Tax is ok, I'm happy to pay tax".
=
"I think people getting raped is ok, I like sex".

2024-06-14 08:22:23

Paying your "fair share" of tax is paying zero ...
... in the same way that paying your "fair share" of your wife's body is zero.

2024-06-13 14:33:47

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These facebook videos have got to stop. Also it's ripping off the original.

2024-06-13 09:57:55

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noice

2024-06-12 03:38:54

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thanks

2024-06-11 19:44:59

Did someone say they wanted NextCloud with Parmanode? Yeah? Oh YEAH!
There's also a new guide/tool for reverse proxy setup for those who want to nerd it out.
Version 3.39.0. Enjoy.

2024-06-08 18:55:47

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OK, shitcoiner

2024-06-08 17:21:22

So if ETFs are raking in huge volumes, why isn't the price higher? Parman's take...
1. BlackRock buys spot bitcoin with new customer dollars. Customers receive ETF shitcoin in return (never redeemable for bitcoin, only government money). This has upward pressure on price.
2. At the same time, BlackRock could (and probably is) opening a short position, using customer bitcoin as collateral. This has equal and opposite price pressure to #1
3. A combination of #1 and #2 causes a soaking up of dollar demand via the ETF, while increasing open interest, and increasing the risk to BlackRock - because BlackRock is massive, and may have some secret access to printed $, the risk is manageable, while attacking Bitcoin, making NGU fail, and making bitcoin adoption seemingly boring. That could be their strategy.
Solution - accept that ETF demand does not contribute to bitcoin price or adoption, and expect some of that interest will be converted to genuine bitcoin buying. When we have nearly all the bitcoin in self custody, the ongoing spot demand will cause the spot price to decouple from ETF price. This will destroy them, but it means we have to be patient. Instead of expecting to see the price track up as we collect all the bitcoin, expect nothing to happen, then one day, expect everything to happen all at once.
Like a sponge that you add drops of water to, one at a time, the sponge collects all the drops, but then at some point, it begins to leak.
During this time when the sponge is collecting all the drops (ie we buy all the bitcoin without seeing price appreciate), the attackers are hoping our interest dwindles, we develop high time preference and sell/enjoy life, instead of fight in the revolution.
Stay strong. I'm dying on this hill.
https://armantheparman.com/futures
The BlackRock shorts are covered by customers' bitcoin, so they can never get liquidated.
And customers can never demand their Bitcoin - they can only sell their ETF to some other bozo.
Black Rock would never have to give any dollars back to ETF clients (I think). Clients just sell to other buyers.
When BlackRock are exposed, all that will happen is the ETF price will be different to the Bitcoin spot price. BlackRock is not at risk.
Now exactly who is performing which action can be different - All they need to do is collaborate (conspire)

2024-06-07 02:16:52

Help in DMs, How does scarcity in money lead to abundance?
This is something that [email protected]
says, and i was asked how to explain it...
Abundance comes from humans specialising to produce what they are best at, rather than trying to do everything themselves.
In a world where the is no money, you have to barter. In that world, it's very risky specialising in producing only what you're good at because it hurts your ability to trade (barter).
You get what you want through trade, so that improves your life, but there isn't abundance of things because production capacity is low, as people aren't efficient at making things - they're wasting time.
When society evolves to have money, we get more production (and abundance).
This makes everyone have more, and it's the same as "things are cheaper".
Money measures the products available.
All the money buys all the things.
Fixed money supply --> more things. Then prices become lower for each thing.
If everything available doubles, and money supply doubles, the abundance doesn't lead to things being cheaper. Prices stay the same.
So even though there is more stuff, you don't get to benefit, as someone else printed money and stole those cheap goods - now prices go back to what they were.
It's like a company has overproduced something and sells them at a discount. Then before everyone's awake at 5:00 a.m, some people with extra money (counterfeited) come and buy a lot, deplete the supply, and then price goes back up, so the general public doesn't benefit from the extra production.

2024-06-04 16:00:59

If you know what job this man has, we can be friends.
https://image.nostr.build/2e701765bd5de1b9620144d329322d4b850535a7900389019060504a959baa41.jpg

2024-06-03 12:09:45

ummm, no, and fuck off. https://image.nostr.build/ac7db07684498b950654bcbed4bf7b93d5861e780483a7e5e391c45c2e30898b.jpg

2024-06-01 07:14:46

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why cut it so thick

2024-05-31 15:56:49

It's a little racist, I know, but today I aggressively didn't sell any bitcoin.

2024-05-31 10:08:58

Max pain for people with blue/pink/purple hair is Trump ruling over them from prison. I'm here for it. Can't wait.

2024-05-31 06:27:11

Bitcoin defunds the state. Pass it on.

2024-05-31 06:14:37

If Trump can be president from jail, can't he just pardon himself?

2024-05-30 14:34:52

Omega penis

2024-05-30 12:40:19

There are people who will never know the pain of recording a favourite movie on TV, pausing during commercials, and forgetting to restart the recording after the break. 😭

2024-05-29 14:37:35

s there anything different between losing a war and losing an election?
In both cases, we get a different set of rulers we weren't particularly enthused about.
Those soldiers that "died for you" actually died to influence who we are ruled by - it wasn't for our "freedom". We are not free.

2024-05-29 05:24:13

FFS, I somehow lost all the people I was following on Nostr. Fucken how?

2024-05-29 04:13:51

You can now install Bitcoin Lightning (LND) on a computer (or VPS) without needing to run Bitcoin on the same machine.
Oh yes, that's how good Parmanode is.
Version 3.37.1

2024-05-29 04:13:46

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You might not be interested in GM, but GM is interested in you.

2024-05-28 23:34:47

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Still valid. It's just math.

2024-05-28 14:09:04

Opt the fuck #outstr

2024-05-28 13:56:33

Penis

2024-05-28 13:52:57

If you doing it right, then every day you should have more Bitcoin than you've ever had before

2024-05-27 16:24:59

The reason some people don't think Ethereum is a scam is because they own some.

2024-05-27 13:32:10

Nostr Relay available now on Parmanode. Seriously easy AF now to store your own posts.
Includes assistance with Domain name, port forwarding, Reverse Proxy, and SSL certificates - no excuses.
Or, connect to my relay at wss://unhostedwallet.com
https://image.nostr.build/8c7fbe413b9e0fdbaddfd14fd3dd32201ac474632ef35572796975e5ad4930de.png

2024-05-27 08:38:29

Rate my pizza #foodstr
https://m.primal.net/IOix.jpg

2024-05-27 08:27:10

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Haha, GFY

2024-05-26 02:32:05

New instalments of "please stop saying xxxxx, that'd be great"
1) The Bitcoin community
2) The Bitcoin space
3) Get away from me, you creep

2024-05-25 14:00:25

Norst Relay coming soon to Parmanode

2024-05-24 21:25:28

The thing I'm most disappointed about that Bitcoin can't fix is the stupid.

2024-05-24 05:04:33

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It was full of green slime

2024-05-21 04:10:11

How have you been❓
People WITHOUT Bitcoin...
"Can't complain"
"Is it Friday yet?"
"Don't ask"
People WITH Bitcoin...
"Good. Really, really good"
"Awesome, man, so good to be alive"
"Never better"
"So much going on, never a dull moment"
I'm right aren't I?

2024-05-20 03:44:36

A "country" is an arbitrary geographical border around land, that people within are ruled by a particular criminal organisation called government, and it is represented by a flag and a sports teams.

2024-05-19 14:02:03

Crack your eggs with one hand - don't be a pussy.

2024-05-18 06:04:22

If I ever was to believe in God, it would be because of yoga pants.

2024-05-15 00:44:24

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Bitcoin is a different kind of property.
You can own it by keeping a secret and you don't need to physically defend it like all other property.

2024-05-14 23:01:39

Reddit piano forum DM, somehow the conversation turned to Bitcoin of course 🤣
https://image.nostr.build/285b49dd71835e5f362a37ece153d27089ec196ee5b20d71b66a4c4246f065e2.jpg

2024-05-14 19:05:19

Guess what I started on today...
https://image.nostr.build/dfd8e26fc7da3ee2a312f0ba540cd4450054768e9113b98d22fc9d173e2c3495.jpg

2024-05-13 13:21:09

You know your kid is having a good life when she sings in the shower ♥️

2024-05-13 12:47:46

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You have to BE bitcoin

2024-05-13 12:46:13

Them: "But Bitcoin doesn't have any value!"
Parman: "Ah, you mean, 'I don't understand why you and millions of others around the world value this invention that I've never spent more than 5 minutes of effort to look at with an open mind.' "

2024-05-13 06:15:39

Bitcoin teaches you that you don't need Bitcoin.
Do you know what I mean?

2024-05-13 06:07:40

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Best

2024-05-13 06:05:54

I'm half autistic, half normal.
Actually, I shouldn't say, "half" because there isn't a single metric, nor an aggregate to apply such a percentage, and there is a spectrum of...
Wait.

2024-05-13 01:18:48

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Then they don't have a problem in deciding how to store their wealth because they don't have any

2024-05-12 11:16:13

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As I said, likes is just a form of measurement and I don't think my point has gotten across because you haven't got passed this language point.
I even forgot what we we're talking about LOL

2024-05-11 22:36:30

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No such examples so far, hopefully you can invent it

2024-05-11 22:35:03

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Yes, see messages

2024-05-11 21:34:19

I decided to write a letter, then made it an open letter, to Ann Barnhardt.
A lot of you may not have heard of her. She was my Morpheus, and it was well before Bitcoin existed. This is why it's extra painful I ignored Bitcoin for years because if I just looked at it, I probably would have immediately embraced it... and lost it all on Mt Gox!
I thought of her today and hoped she wasn't making the same mistake, as she's a Bitcoiner at Hardt. Badum-diss. Shut up.
armantheparman.com/barnhardt
https://image.nostr.build/8b399bea8d47bdc7196e7901d884e04c93a50462b0ae33e83e600f581b16323e.jpg

2024-05-11 18:26:23

I used to think Satoshi would definitely deserve to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Now I think that'd be an insult to his good name.

2024-05-11 09:03:53

Do you even lift?? ... or host your own website, bro? Do you even contribute with a Tor relay? Dark website? A nostr relay? A lightning node? Don't you DARE tell me you have no bitcoin.
Use Parmanode for these things (except Nostr relay, that's coming soon).

2024-05-11 03:24:26

Keep your fucks in cold storage

2024-05-10 12:57:51

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Yes, I'd love help with relays selection and management. I've found nothing.

2024-05-10 11:30:12

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Who are you talking to?
https://image.nostr.build/a986bf8d530de9b9faecfa45a1a5301090386b705ee4976821e25dae8ff2931c.jpg

2024-05-09 00:09:16

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This might help you
https://twitter.com/parman_the/status/1765706733144752564?t=OyTHPkXdQjPZ_PYqtJa9_A&s=19

2024-05-08 21:57:23

World First? - This is a #Bitcoin Lightning node paired with Ride The Lightning wallet, with the option of accessing anywhere in the world via Tor.
On a Mac.
And FREE. (But sned sats) - This is legal, right??
https://void.cat/d/DCiohNTetFr2WK4Btbpvsb.webp
https://void.cat/d/Ub78Ezv5NnUt8ARDrd1uZC.webp

2024-05-08 15:26:05

Coding puts me in touch with the universe, hear me out...
The universe seems like a giant computer (especially if we're in a simulation) with data storage accessible from the outside realm. We, all of us, are modifying the data on the computer as we live our lives and make decisions and build complexity in the world.
When I code, I feel like I'm adding complexity and consequences (written in static form), not just to the real world, but in a God-like way to my own little simulation in the computer.
Not many things I can think of produce this feeling... maybe playing music.

2024-05-07 21:22:44

Bitcoin doesn't do anything though - I wish I could program it so it knows how much almond-soy milk I've got left in the fridge and then it can automatically place an AI-drone-delivery order for me, so my wife's boyfriend doesn't keep having to get it on his way home from work.
https://image.nostr.build/6ba1689f99f6463b0da1a9ba26bbffe13b2cbd1f7f9d12a27d5a67494452a437.jpg

2024-05-06 06:48:46

Parman: "So what's the cause of inflation"
Retard: "Greedy capitalists"
Parman: "Then what stops prices rising much higher?"
Retard: "Because consumers don't have enough money"
Parman: "What if there was just infinity-printing of money and stimmy cheques?"
Retard: "Wait"

2024-05-04 21:54:44

No homo, but thick long green candles make me horny

2024-05-04 08:47:32

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Wood

2024-05-04 08:39:29

Bitcoin is better if people are better.
Be better.

2024-05-02 20:46:51

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Correct reply is GFY

2024-05-02 18:18:30

I think jail for Vitalik Buterin is next.

2024-05-02 17:33:09

dont be a pefectionist

2024-05-02 14:36:34

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In the end if he gets rekt it's just one person doesn't matter how much Bitcoin it is.

2024-05-02 14:25:01

Blackrock owns exactly zero Bitcoin.
Not even their customers own Bitcoin.
CoinBase owns it.
At any point, The tyrannical US government can forcefully seize all of that CoinBase bitcoin in exchange for a fixed price US dollar amount.
For everyone else (US tax cows) who have bitcoin in self-custody, they can only scare them into handing the Bitcoin over.
Or scare them into not leaving the country.

2024-05-02 12:29:32

Where were you for the 58k dip of a 2024?

2024-05-02 12:23:47

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Damn voice to text...
"Is gay funding good?"
I meant, "is gefunden good?"
😂

2024-05-02 10:15:17

Japanese curry tonight. Recipe for you...
https://image.nostr.build/2747689e9687b1b48f14978e11a087e4739cb0fb9c4a16019f92b92929afe7d0.jpg
http://armantheparman.com/Japanese-curry

2024-05-02 08:05:36

Many people complain about Saylor and tell others to take his dick out of their mouths, but he's the only inflooencer with giant reach that criticises shitcoins in the context of them being securities by highlighting that they're unethical.
What do I mean by this? I often see people use "security" as an arguement against shitcoins, but this is just using the master's rules to support your chosen investment.
The reason why shitcoins a shit is because they are unethical. The securities law (Howey test) is an attempt by the state to protect people from unethical behaviour. Yes I accept that that sounds a bit like double standards because the state itself is unethical...
THAT is why I commend sailor for focusing on the unethical nature of shitcoins and using "security" to summarise what it is and why it's wrong.
If you just say it's a security and leave it at that, then it's the same arguement as "Oh, the government will just ban Bitcoin."

2024-05-02 07:11:24

The best thing on the internet currently, a skateboarding turtle...
https://youtube.com/shorts/rSfi_ZYlhsU?si=Y4RX4JjubGZRDloW

2024-05-01 15:23:50

People who are dedicated to study from my writings are gonna make it.
https://armantheparman.com

2024-04-29 14:26:40

Sending your kid to a government school, and avoiding homeschooling, mainly because you are worries they won't fit in with society, is like sending your kid to join a gang because you are worried they might not fit in in jail.
Fuck society.

2024-04-29 14:03:39

New Parman Guide ™ - signing messages with gpg
https://armantheparman.com/signgpg

2024-04-29 13:09:26

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Stainless steel or cast iron?

2024-04-29 12:54:13

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You can't prune, that's a problem.
Turn off prune (prune=0), add txindex=1, wait for sync, add rpcuser=name and rpcpassword=password, then add password on sparrow end.

2024-04-29 11:41:43

The gift that keeps on giving...
https://image.nostr.build/10eaf1ff66ced2a514873ff27f0e7b59b6daafbbd7be347f5bb6ab3cc1bc07ef.jpg