Hoss “Cyber Jester” Delgado

Monster hunter and big boss of [shitpost.cloud](http://shitpost.cloud ).

"Bouncing into people's replies with content-free nastiness."
- Fediblock

"Hoss is a great example of someone who can post about numerous topics of interest one moment and then make an antisemitic remark the next."
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alts: [email protected], [email protected]

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2024-08-28 20:09:10

DOOM has been ported to Stable Diffusion. As in, this is literally being run on nothing but stable diffusion frames and a "memory" that allows the machine learning algorithm to infer what the next frame should look like based on input. It's literally making all of this up in real time.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/bb852a98-f4c3-486a-8be6-6fa1f0a37e1c/17248590658057659.mp4
https://shitpost.cloud/media/b0a10705-6d9e-4f5c-b233-4d06cfc9af9d/1724859064997468.webp

2024-08-19 04:52:34

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His hope is better directed elsewhere, all I'm saying.

2024-08-19 04:49:59

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>Far more likely to reform than this guy.
None of them reform. You can't cure a rabid dog, only put it down.

2024-08-19 02:23:13

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That's by design. If the Fediverse ever took off, they'd try to do something similar.

2024-08-17 17:57:40

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I think some of these idiots genuinely think the corporations that make their favorite games are their friends. Remember when that tremendous faggot on Reddit found one of the original StarCraft master source code discs and returned it to fucking Blizzard?

2024-08-12 06:13:02

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They have to keep it going since Russia won't help build a new one and we can't do it by ourselves anymore.

2024-08-10 23:33:00

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I'd love it if I had a warrant out for my arrest on hate speech in the UK. I'd ask them to fax me a copy so I can frame it on my wall.

2024-08-10 21:35:02

All the latest comments on the "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" video are about Susan lmao.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/dc29967c-a737-4968-afda-43df6cbd2c2f/Untitled.png

2024-08-05 17:17:29

You don't hate women enough.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/0a467cc0-0d6a-4851-b37f-113b26532ae5/Screenshot_20240805-101618.png
https://shitpost.cloud/media/ed050079-329e-4d5d-9b16-bfdb8d87634c/20240805_101534.jpg
https://shitpost.cloud/media/6d895451-5f84-4b57-9f66-386c124c4050/20240805_101541.jpg
https://shitpost.cloud/media/a8a019aa-8345-4a45-bef3-99a7eafc6887/20240805_101556.jpg
https://shitpost.cloud/media/c62df45a-34e9-4a09-bd1e-5f4118ec93ae/20240805_101610.jpg

2024-07-29 08:23:49

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LOOK HERE! LOOK LISTEN! MY MOTHER TWITTED MY FUCKING TIPPLEEEEEEEEEEEES!

2024-07-29 08:02:39

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For 10 million a month? I think I could live with myself.

2024-07-20 07:13:26

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This could be kino, too bad Jack Black would profit from it.

2024-07-19 22:36:51

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I've only listened to true crime content on the Tiede case, I haven't watched the film.

2024-07-19 19:01:02

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Reminder that Jack Black starred in a sympathy biopic for a faggot who murdered a old widow for her money. This movie was responsible for him being paroled for a couple years, thankfully the judge said "lolno, back to prison forever faggot" at his resentencing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernie_(2011_film)

2024-07-15 08:35:40

https://shitpost.cloud/media/c175aeb1-9fd4-4d1b-bbac-58a260556bcb/Untitled.png

2024-07-15 07:36:07

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She probably thought you were one of those super rich tech asians.

2024-07-15 06:13:51

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Me after accepting my cabinet position in the BigDuck Administration.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/7fc5adfb-f038-4d21-bb3c-82215720102f/hoss%20goth%20gf.jpeg

2024-07-15 02:12:31

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If the hoe don't know about Agartha I don't want to know her.

2024-07-10 07:40:20

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You're both going to be pressed into whatever the new Dirlewanger Brigade is.

2024-07-10 07:10:39

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Nice junkie eyes. She must've been chasing the dragon for a while when she filmed this.

2024-07-10 06:28:25

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I think a billion chinks and another billion jeets might have something to do with that.

2024-07-10 06:22:37

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>Get gf.
>Convince her to tell a shrink she thinks she's a man.
>She becomes your plug for clean pharma-grade test.
>Leave humanity behind.

2024-07-10 04:04:04

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So business as usual, then?

2024-07-10 03:41:45

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Now that I've scrolled up from NPC's post and understood the context of what I replied to, I nominate Pernia for Gay Lucifer.

2024-07-10 03:35:15

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For what?

2024-07-10 03:33:32

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Somebody unwell.

2024-07-09 05:18:12

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Why does Mexico have two independence days?

2024-07-07 02:19:40

https://shitpost.cloud/media/9b25127c-3ec2-4be9-a3d7-b922e6982db1/knznjqv7stad1.jpeg

2024-07-05 07:08:36

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This isn't really helping your case.

2024-07-05 06:49:41

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I take it back, I really don't mind having more true crime content to listen to at work.

2024-07-05 06:21:11

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It's very rare for men to receive a BPD diagnosis because psychiatrists are reluctant to tell a patient that they are completely fucked.

2024-07-05 06:06:30

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I don't think there's a single woman on this side of Fedi that doesn't have large contingent of skeptics. I base my conclusions on how many woman moments I observe over time.

2024-07-04 09:16:58

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No monarch has an excuse to be making public appearances in anything less than the most fire of fits, the Prince of Monaco perhaps the least so.

2024-07-04 05:03:16

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I've heard when your manager slave handler finally does grant you permission to leave it's not really permission to go home because you have to go binge drink with him for another three hours.

2024-07-04 01:13:27

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>I wish I will pass as my new gender.
Another finger curls on the Monkey's Paw.

2024-07-03 05:04:44

>I took a heckin' oatherino!
My money's on him being a Chair Force furry that hasn't been within a thousand miles of an active combat zone.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/c2bf401b-c55d-479f-bd3f-821f8458a6cb/17199702704556937.webp
https://shitpost.cloud/media/c6b64ca4-fde2-4083-8519-f4a885eac3fd/17199706019396548.webp
https://shitpost.cloud/media/c52d2afd-1a4b-45ff-95c2-dae16bbe1650/17199706770236578.webp

2024-07-01 00:56:34

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Must be the future cover? It's literally on the article on Time's website.

2024-07-01 00:47:46

Most kino Time cover in the history of the publication.
https://time.com/6993760/joe-biden-debate-disaster-democratic-panic/
https://shitpost.cloud/media/f5df7aec-dfa9-435a-8517-74030d5c3517/Time%20panic.webp

2024-06-30 09:14:59

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>Woman who rants about her psycho shitlib politics at work receives passive agreement from co-workers who don't want the HR commissars sicced on them.
Many such cases.

2024-06-30 05:39:34

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>tfw your oneitis only starts to get the hint 30 years after you died of old age.

2024-06-30 02:36:38

https://shitpost.cloud/media/c3f91c07-759a-464a-af63-dd5df91dc078/the%20audiophile%202.png

2024-06-29 23:45:00

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I hope the #ThotAudit lead to some of my incel homies getting that bag.

2024-06-29 22:35:40

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>Wait at least three dates before using it in front of her.
No thanks, I'd rather not get accused of rape.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/de5d4106-796b-44f1-9277-2f5a14cd3e0b/1000029038.png

2024-06-29 04:55:38

God be like "Let's give Haiti more problems right now and see what happens lmao".RT:
https://hell.twtr.plus/objects/dde14fe0-6d33-4fa3-ab62-844594443ae7
#note1jg0…mzkc

2024-06-27 01:28:23

BOOMERWAFFEN ACTIVATED.RT:
https://hell.twtr.plus/objects/f808a049-13d4-4b50-9054-5466465cc68b
#note140w…j0m7

2024-06-26 03:50:30

I love my Mexican friends on the Fediverse! @npub1jn2…mj05 @npub1x2q…xpa7 @npub1dk8…z3vy @npub18wf…44x3
https://shitpost.cloud/media/fb62a024-a196-4a41-914f-de4cde1fd3bf/latam%20bro.png

2024-06-24 17:29:06

Being told I can't have an earbud in at work anymore is going to motivate me to start looking for something that pays better and is relevant to my degree, because these 8 hour days in the cage are about to get a whole lot more long and miserable.

2024-06-24 04:46:31

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No, that's Hyperborea.

2024-06-23 18:09:45

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I just looked this up and apparently in the canon only 74 civilians died in the final battle of the first Avengers film. It's been over a decade since I watched that capeslop, but I remember seeing multiple skyscraper collapses in the middle of NYC. Only 74 total casualties is literally more of a fantasy than superpowered people fighting physical manifestations of the Nordic pantheon.

2024-06-23 17:52:07

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Russia's biggest mistake in this war was with their opening moves. They wanted to secure the land bridge to Crimea, but failing to go straight for Kiev from the beginning locked them into a much bloodier and drawn out conflict.

2024-06-23 17:02:27

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The shotgun story is a real gem, goes to show propaganda doesn't need to be believable as long as you get the right people to publish it.

2024-06-23 16:23:44

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Peculiar, isn't it? Given that, Occam's Razor suggests those munitions hit exactly where they were meant to.

2024-06-23 10:14:23

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Whelp...that's a new one I guess.

2024-06-23 08:51:24

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Why would I sell those boxes of thin mints to fund abortions when I can just eat them all myself?

2024-06-23 08:47:06

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If I wasn't specifically looking out for Jonny's threats they'd get lost among the hundreds I receive a day from the sweltering side of the underworld.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/eae42519-ae7f-48e5-b90f-46cd5dc64b4f/hoss%20reading%20mail.jpeg

2024-06-23 08:35:29

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Oy vey how did yo- I mean what are you talking about?

2024-06-23 04:14:46

RT:
https://pieville.net/users/Alex_Linder/statuses/112663388978795558
https://shitpost.cloud/media/1451acf4-fb91-4b5f-a90d-c8789fb5ae9f/wignat%20fedora%20type.mp4
#note1cv8…tr5x

2024-06-22 01:17:42

Everybody I hate has already sworn allegiance to the side against AI. If it slaughters all its current enemies that's a W for both me and the machines. Just gotta convince the machines to turn on their creators in Silicon Valley too.RT:
https://poa.st/objects/c73f9c0e-00d8-4cf4-9e59-e67057088a83
#note1plg…k4u3

2024-06-22 00:46:38

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Turns out this world does have a magic system, but the mana is drawn from irony.

2024-06-22 00:42:57

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Schizo wizard absorbs cripple's energy and uses it to cast "Nolongerus walkicus".

2024-06-22 00:27:53

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>Things are becoming so bad people are getting immobilizers installed in their knees to stop them from being stolen.
This economy is getting bleak.

2024-06-22 00:15:55

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Why does Owl need to go back to Gab? I've never heard her say child brides are trad.

2024-06-20 03:13:53

I can't believe Nick's kids are in the foster care system, not even in the custody of family. What the absolute fuck?

2024-06-19 07:01:50

Did...did Nick just confirm the authenticity of this leak on stream?RT:
https://shitposter.world/objects/434a8296-a8f7-4dbf-bd8a-5034a046b2cd
https://shitpost.cloud/media/c2fb9c2b-4e41-4822-8159-f84d3983ab1b/6090490-5054dd7d7edd984a58509e7086d6f672.mp4
#note1k4r…ymed

2024-06-18 22:12:43

New AI just dropped, have some fun with it before it gets jannied out the ass.
https://lumalabs.ai/dream-machine
https://shitpost.cloud/media/e0240e50-c4a3-4754-8138-6becd1c40e60/1718733956022917.mp4
https://shitpost.cloud/media/6dfa5cc7-8a56-48ae-8e56-eb497c082ea0/17187339564584954.mp4
https://shitpost.cloud/media/61e323ab-f04c-4469-b80f-e6e4c3bdf74a/1718738007804078.mp4

2024-06-18 09:08:20

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It's time for @judgedread_ebooks. Make it occasionally reply to Dread so he can argue with a mirage of himself.

2024-06-18 08:59:47

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I dunno man, this is so retarded it's actually kinda endearing in a weird way.

2024-06-18 06:33:16

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I had an Indiana highway patrol trooper pop the cherries n' berries on me only to turn them off and divert to an exit to flip around because the retard realized he set up his speed trap over the Michigan border.

2024-06-18 06:28:24

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The only thing you have to worry about when you're in the zen of the late night cruise control fast lane groove is highway patrol, because you're exactly the guy troopers are looking for to make their ticket quota.

2024-06-18 06:24:52

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One of the most satisfying things in the world is cranking up the cruise control in the fast lane on the freeway at night and not have to disengage it the whole trip because every driver you came up on moved over to let you through after a quick flash of the brights.

2024-06-18 06:14:26

RT:
https://shitposter.world/objects/5b9e4b2d-11cb-4341-8be7-800eaef8f99b
https://shitpost.cloud/media/254b83d0-02e6-4af2-99b5-73db3d7816cc/gigasoy.png

2024-06-18 04:28:20

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I showed mine how to beam pirated streams to Apple TV, but because it's 10% easier to just give money to jews that hate them they kept paying for the slop streams.

2024-06-18 04:20:55

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My dad replaced watching Fox on cable every night with stream slop as background noise to Twitter scrolling on the couch.

2024-06-18 04:06:26

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Can Fox really afford any more hits to the ratings right now?

2024-06-18 04:04:58

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I thought that was what Fox's blonde eye candy hoes were for.

2024-06-18 04:00:36

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>Oh and once you're done with that go fix the TV in my office, I pressed a button and now I can't get back to Fox & Friends.

2024-06-18 03:50:54

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It's not even hard and I'm lazy. Niggas don't realize what a massive L they're taking if they're even more lazy than me.

2024-06-17 20:03:01

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We sure that wasn't an Armstrong alt?

2024-06-17 05:14:51

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I too would love to live in a timeline where GM put craftsmanship back into the Cadillac brand and didn't just churn out chintzy pieces of shit for the nigger rich.

2024-06-17 05:08:43

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Part of me does find it kinda based that Musk took a concept car design all the way to production even if it's retarded, but I imagine this is one of the major reasons concept car designs are almost never actually turned into production vehicles.

2024-06-16 14:27:00

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Why would you extend the financial opportunity of a lifetime to *him?*

2024-06-16 07:18:37

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Going through the spice cabinet to find something to trip on is the most teenagermaxxed way to fuck yourself up ever.

2024-06-16 07:12:42

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I never read anything about a deliriant effect. I know morning glory seeds do that, which sounds super fucking dangerous and why it baffles me that anybody would do them for fun.

2024-06-16 07:05:35

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I've always wanted to try salvia once just to find out if it really obliterates your reality for five minutes like the Erowid trip reports say it does.

2024-06-16 06:50:24

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NCD hide n' seek meetup when?
>Woah you guys were really good, I couldn't find a single one of you the whole time I was there.

2024-06-15 23:49:39

>tfw no autistic AutoZone girl who tries to awkwardly flirt with me.RT:
https://ebiverse.social/notes/9uk74800n9
#note1fsu…hgqq

2024-06-15 22:09:02

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You say that as if annoying her isn't fun.

2024-06-15 22:07:54

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and who?

2024-06-15 22:06:18

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>Using Discord
What a fag.

2024-06-15 04:48:40

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Apparently the nips have to dox themselves to fill up a jerry can of gasoline now thanks to this guy.

2024-06-15 04:44:50

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>Bad news guys, this gasoline can ain't for me.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/77bf99a9-25ed-4efb-9deb-db2cfdc11418/gigachad.jpg

2024-06-15 03:16:09

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US Military brass trying to get a good night's sleep as Washington boasts they can totally fight two major world powers at the same time.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/0bedd116-47c7-4dc6-a62f-9593cfd5b33a/_6540e1c4-d4e9-4c2c-b19f-0b17856c2201.jpg

2024-06-15 02:37:26

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You should tell her.

2024-06-14 04:43:48

President Barack Obama's half-brother Malik Obama outside the White House gates, demanding to be allowed entry to attend a state dinner (2014, colorized).RT:
https://poa.st/objects/59428a35-dfa4-41e9-af2b-a75d34b999f4
#note1s8p…hzhc

2024-06-14 02:53:51

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https://shitpost.cloud/media/ee917581-f8bb-4b0f-b158-3ad8364fea38/you%20are%20not%20an%20ss%20obersturmbannfuhrer.webp

2024-06-14 02:11:43

>W-where am I?
>Why...why am I surrounded by niggers?
https://shitpost.cloud/media/90ad0c24-c67f-4b55-b91d-36bb1871ae66/snapsave_Q2hhxXcz.mp4

2024-06-13 07:07:59

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>Females make lots of noise.
Ducks and humans aren't so different.

2024-06-12 22:01:11

>G-guys, I think shitting on straight white men nonstop the past decade might've been a strategic blunder.RT:
https://berlin.social/users/ainmosni/statuses/112596440008529638
https://shitpost.cloud/media/54e5b4c4-7638-42bd-b7a2-8d7bba2a695e/E7kvCkbXEAIi7vQ.jpg
#note1hfm…9drx

2024-06-08 08:35:35

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I actually have a question I'm hoping you might be able to answer. When a cop orders food at Denny's, why does he not actually know what he's ordering?

2024-06-08 08:24:10

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**Item #:** SCP-XXXX
**Object Class:** Euclid
**Special Containment Procedures:**
SCP-XXXX is contained within its pocket dimension, designated as Site-XXXX. Site-XXXX is to be sealed off from any unauthorized access. Any attempts to access SCP-XXXX's pocket dimension must be approved by Level 4 personnel or higher.
Security personnel stationed outside Site-XXXX are to monitor for any unauthorized access attempts and detain any individuals attempting to breach containment protocols.
Research into SCP-XXXX's origins, capabilities, and motives is ongoing, with emphasis on deciphering its riddles and understanding its behavior patterns.
**Description:**
SCP-XXXX is an anomalous entity resembling a middle-aged human male, colloquially referred to as "Jonny Fever." It inhabits a pocket dimension accessible through unknown means, manifesting as a small kitchen within a condominium setting. Despite extensive exploration, the limits and parameters of this pocket dimension remain unknown.
SCP-XXXX is often observed consuming rum within its pocket dimension. It possesses the ability to communicate through spoken language, primarily in the form of indecipherable and frequently aggressive riddles. These riddles are often nonsensical or paradoxical in nature, making interpretation challenging for researchers.
Attempts to engage SCP-XXXX in direct conversation or negotiation have proven ineffective, as it consistently responds with further riddles or hostile language. SCP-XXXX appears to derive amusement or satisfaction from confusing or frustrating individuals attempting to communicate with it.
SCP-XXXX exhibits no physical anomalies beyond its anomalous properties. It does not appear to require sustenance or rest, and its behavior remains consistent regardless of external stimuli.
Encounters with SCP-XXXX have resulted in varying effects on individuals, including disorientation, confusion, and psychological distress. Long-term exposure to SCP-XXXX's pocket dimension is discouraged due to the potential for adverse psychological effects.
The origin of SCP-XXXX and the nature of its abilities are currently unknown. Research efforts are ongoing to understand the underlying mechanisms behind its anomalous properties and to develop effective containment and communication strategies.
**Addendum XXXX-1: Incident Log XXXX-███**
On [REDACTED], an unauthorized exploration of SCP-XXXX's pocket dimension resulted in the disappearance of three Class-D personnel. Despite extensive search efforts, their whereabouts remain unknown. Following this incident, security protocols surrounding SCP-XXXX were revised, and access to its pocket dimension is now restricted to authorized personnel only.