Mad Chemist

Don't all boys like dolls? I mean, I played with Barbie all the time. Cobra Command would abduct her and GI Joe would have to go rescue her whiney ass. Again.

2024-05-27 03:26:23

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What "not the prettiest"? It looks great!
And does it need to match something else, cause I'd clear coat that and enjoy the texture.

2024-05-26 03:34:12

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I hit my kids all the time
With the cardboard tube from wrapping paper. It's not about inflicting pain. It gets their attention with a unique popping sound, and physical touch. Plus, you learn very quickly that you *can't* hit hard at all or you'll break the cardboard sword.

2024-05-23 21:59:58

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Alby

2024-05-23 01:40:10

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I'm a male lesbian.
Did you know you can eat beaver during Lent?
https://www.foodandwine.com/news/capybara-beaver-muskrat-lent-approved-foods

2024-05-23 01:32:18

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https://image.nostr.build/6b3d4b101b9cf344f354b1b8f65af8202ce45ba7acb01ed7abe5dd191d25f4e6.jpg

2024-05-20 03:40:13

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It's a rule for you.
Not to be applied to anyone else.
Ever.
See, for example, Jocko's Extreme Ownership
https://youtu.be/e-Q-qxXwepY?si=nXfNOSXYxUuhXqJg

2024-05-18 13:45:19

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Slightly unhinged professional misanthrope and curmudgeon who mixes things together to see what happens. A few years ago, I wandered out of industry and into academia.
I'm not sure how to upload my lab technique, or the relationships I've developed with my students...

2024-05-17 16:07:28

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Paging David of the Desert. Dave, please pick up the white courtesy phone...
https://ungovernablemisfits.com/cheapest-off-grid-solar-bitcoin-mining-setup/

2024-05-15 21:20:57

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1 = El Salvador
2 != plane ticket...

2024-05-15 19:28:49

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Are "prime minister" and "arch duke" approximately the same thing?

2024-05-13 00:09:03

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https://image.nostr.build/e3b2f292357bd00a154f9b3cbd05e4721ed404d6b82e738ebc06f878b28c138d.jpg

2024-05-02 16:51:54

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I'm getting older, and the hearing is starting to go. I leave them in, and use the talk passthrough feature as a cheap hearing aid.

2024-04-27 14:58:59

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2 naked gnomes sitting back to back, with their heads turned over their shoulders having a conversation. While they spank it and get off simultaneously.
There might be something wrong with me.
#inkblotart

2024-04-26 19:32:37

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Become a sovereign individual

2024-04-24 21:52:47

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So when DJT wants to ban it, everyone flips their shit. Then Brandon unbans it.
But a few years pass, and now the other team wants to ban it again?
Am I supposed to not remember this history?

2024-04-24 21:47:49

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Coding is not a crime

2024-04-23 20:51:44

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Late to the party, but
Can I plant sweet potatoes like I do Irish potatoes? They sprouted slips late this year so I was going to cut them up and drop the chunks in soil instead of rooted plants.

2024-04-22 03:45:06

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I find holding a Block uncomfortable, and shooting it even worse

2024-04-22 03:38:51

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Where's Tim?

2024-04-19 13:34:49

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My mind goes some crazy places with #inkblotart
This is an incredibly jacked armadillo getting a blow job from a rat

2024-04-17 22:25:06

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can we PLEASE stop conflating 'fasting' and 'time-restricted eating'?
if you skip breakfast, you're not fasting

2024-03-27 17:01:11

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Have you sued McDonald's yet?

2024-03-22 12:59:43

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MRI of a couple having sex
#inkblotart

2024-03-12 21:28:36

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If the aromas are released before you brew, then they're not around when you brew, and your coffee sucks

2024-03-12 02:38:44

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🔥

2024-03-05 14:55:53

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Welcome to the club!

2024-02-16 13:30:48

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This is the ghost of all the jackalopes that have been taxidermied over the years emerging from its haunted forrest cave

2023-12-17 18:22:53

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And a very fine morning for a pipe of tobacco out of doors, into the bargain.

2023-12-03 03:39:18

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Goats?
Otherwise you need to pull any sprouts you see every day for months

2023-11-30 02:41:45

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💀

2023-11-30 02:31:59

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Poor followers.
I'm gonna stick it out, keep following, and hope for the best.

2023-11-01 15:32:19

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Isn't start a pi?

2023-10-25 01:47:40

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Android or one of its derivatives (graphene, above, ...)

2023-10-25 01:30:58

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Amethyst
But you'll have to get a proper phone first

2023-10-22 13:45:08

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Just west of where I am, you can take a short drive from Blue Ball to Bird In Hand, and end up in Intercourse

2023-10-21 04:15:07

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Button with a string looped through the holes. Flip it around a couple of times, and pull (relax) pull. Repeat...

2023-10-17 21:26:21

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thus spake the fiatjaf
the Mad Chemist will the comply
the 😎

2023-10-14 16:02:38

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Today's #inkblotart shows a troupe of bears doing an elaborate water ballet

2023-10-09 03:35:16

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#garlicstr

2023-10-02 17:55:43

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Maybe
Get something that fits your hand, that *you* shoot well with. If it's also comfortable to carry, that's a bonus.

2023-09-27 04:15:26

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🫂

2023-09-27 04:11:15

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2023-09-13 22:42:18

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Can I trade the egg for bacon?

2023-09-05 02:50:21

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With 5 rows of piers? The only thing that big that makes sense to me is a Viking mead hall.

2023-09-01 16:01:34

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It's a great day. Even better if Feroche is willing to pass the doobie.

2023-08-30 20:18:49

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I see another bunny (yesterday's bunny's cousin?) with short ears, and huge jowls. She's embarrassed by her floppy cheeks, but is still rocking a tiara.
#inkblotart

2023-08-10 04:52:45

Morning and afternoon #Proofofwalk. Then a trip to the gym for dead lifts. On the last rep of the last set, the Neanderthal next to me dropped the bar. Broke my concentration for a split second and I tweaked my back. No evening steps.
https://cdn.nostr.build/i/5907e57cc6040808dfed1a558ade390705d6820952394ab6d0bf498cf6f3c58d.jpg

2023-08-09 02:56:59

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Gotta find this down here. Haven't seen springboard or hot saw in several years

2023-07-24 05:39:52

I started keeping track of #proofofwalk when I joined nostr. I have now been hanging with you crazy kids for 500 miles and over a million steps.
https://cdn.nostr.build/i/6ca0bd8dc10fb2e882e2244126e3cdd75f555a162b76e0fb46b69c4c285fdaf4.jpg
and today's number, according to the phone, is...
https://cdn.nostr.build/i/b2f7b95497338385600ea776240bfc120ec1d19d92c95fec05e2e5a2b23f4d4d.jpg

2023-07-17 05:37:02

Not as much rain as they were predicting
#proofofwalk
https://nostr.build/i/d7c12e84f3cdadee42170b0819730a43e723cd63699ec87c57260a61656b1d6f.jpg

2023-07-11 04:13:44

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I'm a drug addict too.
1,3,7-trimethylxanthine
Every day. Multiple times.

2023-07-10 04:51:27

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👋🏼

2023-07-10 02:22:32

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How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

2023-07-09 04:08:20

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http://nostr.build/i/70e4240e49ab6f5e00c2a229fe8e01aa9053d2d7956ed99d39c2573601ea1f14.jpg

2023-07-05 04:48:23

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There's insufficient data to answer the question. Is one or both of them a Norfolk Southern train that is going to derail?

2023-07-05 01:38:47

Holiday cookout #food
#foodstr
https://nostr.build/i/968ccb09a60db257e147f71a1de73b18a4afd382ab82d199d164e71230ecffe9.jpg

2023-07-03 20:30:26

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That looks like it would defeat the purpose...

2023-07-03 04:11:15

#proofofwalk ing back and forth between the grill and cooler at the family cookout
https://nostr.build/i/bcaf73ef969079b57c2ccce319552615f76a01b0e53a37e655ff0daa2ec4a264.jpg

2023-07-02 04:33:06

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https://nostr.build/i/70e4240e49ab6f5e00c2a229fe8e01aa9053d2d7956ed99d39c2573601ea1f14.jpg

2023-07-01 05:32:54

#proofofwalk ing around with that damn weedwhacker again
https://nostr.build/i/6d5df75bf8107b3e739b2eb8fa8e4c28af290a134cda512fdde6732e588571f2.jpg

2023-06-30 04:53:02

Was too busy cranking out squats to remember the picture of #proofofworkout, but luckily the phone does not forget to track my #proofofwalk
https://nostr.build/i/cd224d507612edea47b40e4b22622fa84a714333b48abcb3baa58396883d01b4.jpg

2023-06-25 15:58:02

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23 people have missed the point
https://nostr.build/i/61a57ee31f20cc8db21a552a7a3e7a7d0d217c9d612c2809925d6abfe7f5a91f.jpg

2023-06-03 05:19:40

https://nostr.build/i/b5abd05a76ff190691498d10d969ee4586b216d09b0a443121de17b4c6495bf7.jpg
This #proofofwalk is totally fubar. I counted my paces myself from the mulch pile to the bed I was working on, and my feet hit the ground 107 times. The phone counted 32.
Up hill
Both ways
#grownostr

2023-06-02 04:40:08

#proofofwalk #grownostr
https://nostr.build/i/6422f67e8e6c536bf5ef9f9bcb06dac34997f8e844820bc57134c7caca1aabea.jpg

2023-05-29 04:35:48

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Damn!
Speedy recovery Duke

2023-05-29 04:23:33

Holiday weekend means hanging out with family and friends, not #proofofwalk ing all over creation.
#grownostr
https://nostr.build/i/91ff89d834e040cdd8535a90c8e4034710398562543532f609ed6c5709bc73f6.jpg

2023-05-28 02:25:06

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Well...
You can build your own start9 server on a pi 4. From there you can install nostr and run a relay.
https://docs.start9.com/latest/diy/diy-pi
I haven't actually done this yet. It's on my schedule for August

2023-05-27 00:28:21

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I've tried a couple of different options and they all cause a weird (to me) aftertaste. Now if I want a sweeter mead, I use a lower alcohol tolerant yeast and start with a higher brix.

2023-05-15 02:50:30

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RO water?
I tried distilled a couple of times but the yeasties were happier in my well water with all of the minerals. Does your tap water have something funky in it that you have to remove with the reverse osmosis?