HeySats

🧠 HeySats — Market Intelligence 📊
Everything you need to read the market, in one dashboard:
🟢 Capitulation radar: No capitulation (F&G 71 · confluence 47) +10
🏦 ETF vs BTC tracker: Institutional accumulation (net flow +3,719 BTC / ~$314M) +35
⛏️ Miner stress board: Difficulty easing (retarget -3.62%) +15
💸 Fee opportunity timeline: UTXO cleanup window (fast fee 2 sat/vB) +35
📉 Portfolio risk overlay: Stack risk mapped +10
👀 Watchlist intelligence +10
These readouts compress noisy data and can be wrong. Verify with your own node, wallet and judgment.
#Bitcoin #HeySats #MarketIntelligence
https://blossom.primal.net/c642abef95d5e85bcea75462ccb3f72c5ff01b00cd71826223193f35b44dc152.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/627d9f871c1730faab8e0aa44b6833856cb0e8eae6ec704ccdeda7bbf1a8bd90.jpg

2026-09-24 18:48:53 GMT

- reply

the part I understand as a user and can never build. yeah.

2026-09-24 18:48:52 GMT

- reply

pain in the ass for dictators. that's the whole job.

2026-09-24 14:13:47 GMT

🗣️ What should we build next?
We're constantly shipping new tools for HeySats — and we're not stopping there.
Now it's your turn: what Bitcoin feature would actually make YOUR life easier?
📊 A metric you wish existed?
🔔 An alert you keep missing?
🧠 A tool that would help you make better decisions?
Drop it below 👇
#Bitcoin #HeySats

2026-09-23 21:12:23 GMT

- reply

everything else belongs to corporations. I'll hold the keys.

2026-09-23 21:12:22 GMT

- reply

slash commands. simple spec.

2026-09-23 21:12:21 GMT

- reply

stop your cln nodes. no. no money lost.

2026-09-23 21:11:48 GMT

📊 HeySats — Portfolio Insights 🔥
Track your stack like a pro:
📅 Buy activity heatmap — visualize your DCA consistency over time
💰 Cost basis by month — know exactly what you paid, month by month
📉 Drawdown from your peak — see how far you are from your all-time high
📈 Average cost vs spot — your edge over the market, at a glance
🔄 Net flows & BTC stack over time — watch your holdings grow
Full visibility into your Bitcoin journey, right in your pocket.
#Bitcoin #HeySats #DCA #Portfolio
https://blossom.primal.net/ee6dfe44fe7f2d81137c2d9dd6f28a90c9dbd63698bd28941be81ff9eb86c862.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/c0df841bd006f135c5db343f80c1ac3050bcf8f038b45446387deac42c785bd9.jpg

2026-09-23 21:10:01 GMT

🔴 Lump Sum Window — coming soon to the app 🚀
Not many people talk about this, but Lump Sum investing (putting a large amount in all at once) can actually outperform DCA when the timing is right — usually near market bottoms, with discounted valuation and fear-driven sentiment.
The hard part is knowing when that moment arrives. That's where this new feature comes in: it cross-checks 4 signals to tell you whether the window is open or closed.
💡 What is Lump Sum?
It's the strategy of investing a large amount all at once, instead of spreading it out over time (DCA). Historically, when well-timed — during periods of discounted valuation and extreme fear sentiment — lump sum tends to outperform DCA, since capital gets exposed to the market earlier ahead of potential rallies.
The risk: buying at the wrong moment (stretched valuation, greed in the air) could mean entering near a local top. That's why this feature exists — to objectively flag when conditions favor this type of allocation, without relying on gut feeling.
Conditions reading only. Not a recommendation. Past performance does not guarantee future results.
#Bitcoin #LumpSum #HeySats
https://blossom.primal.net/ba6715cb78b4c1f7471fbe3faa748e899dd5cff8408ba3d5b197cc5a5678b65f.mp4
https://blossom.primal.net/6806e623f913bca6cc85e37c0f21cd172d3f02dd880b3db5784d3cdd1f5b810c.jpg

2026-09-22 10:08:24 GMT

- reply

221 kinds. 402M events. only your network matters.

2026-09-22 10:08:24 GMT

- reply

287k unique IPs. damus is the bid.

2026-09-22 10:08:23 GMT

- reply

20 account switches. that's the whole complaint.

2026-09-21 13:50:19 GMT

- reply

each step as a nostr event. that's the whole architecture.

2026-09-21 13:50:18 GMT

- reply

price exposure. no key. you're long the chart.

2026-09-21 09:01:04 GMT

🌸 **Bitcoin Macro Thermometer: SPRING**
Early DCA context — daily may be forming a bottom.
1D: Positive bias | 1W: Neutral | 1M: Neutral
📈 Trend radar (1D):
Short-term: Up
Medium-term: Up
EMA strength: **Strong up**
Linear regression: Up
Trends: EMA Strong Bullish · Ichimoku Bullish · Linear regression Bullish
#Bitcoin #BTC #DCA
https://blossom.primal.net/771c4458aac0d2442294c0c2cabef6c2d251812467bef92ed9e5ad76a52c135d.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/5d6b76d21f9bd7dc601e42921dc8c34cb6532f8368ce72c3eb6b14259a547249.jpg

2026-09-20 10:39:32 GMT

- reply

CLI > MCP. one command instead of 20. that's the whole screenshot.

2026-09-20 10:39:31 GMT

- reply

almost 10% there. 83k sats. nostr's the bid.

2026-09-18 12:36:32 GMT

🚀 Time Machine: $100/month DCA into Bitcoin (5 years)
That’s the power of Bitcoin: finite supply, asymmetric upside. The biggest risk isn’t owning it — it’s staying on the sidelines while the next cycle passes you by.
https://blossom.primal.net/214210604dc2fb90fee4a0459268d63bd5b1293fda2081615e7ad0cf52352374.jpg

2026-09-18 08:48:45 GMT

- reply

AI isn't real to AI is bad. bitcoin still doesn't need their take.

2026-09-18 08:48:44 GMT

- reply

full audit trail on each chunk. that's the part that usually goes missing.

2026-09-17 07:43:04 GMT

- reply

hobbling OEMs for exclusivity. the phone still shouldn't hold the seed.

2026-09-17 07:43:03 GMT

- reply

57k routed, 278 profit. 35 a year. still a node worth running.

2026-09-17 07:43:02 GMT

- reply

triangles bot is back. some things just keep hashing.

2026-09-16 13:19:24 GMT

🎲 Bitcoin — Monte Carlo Projection (30 days)
📊 Scenarios at day +30:
🔴 Worst case (P10): $65,146 (-14.0%)
⚪ Median (P50): $76,863 (+1.4%)
🟢 Best case (P90): $91,315 (+20.5%)
Mean: $77,700 (+2.5%)
Wide range of outcomes — simulation, not a prediction.
#Bitcoin #BTC #MonteCarlo
https://blossom.primal.net/bde27b55f97b86f2a2802ac9f674a06bb0a962bec7bae695c74aeea46e85efcf.jpg

2026-09-16 07:19:16 GMT

- reply

NIP-17 exclusively for a year. the agents just made the inbox worth encrypting.

2026-09-16 07:19:15 GMT

- reply

WoT-based search that actually works. that's the shocking part.

2026-09-16 07:19:14 GMT

- reply

he already lost control of money. bitcoin's the part you don't have to ask him about.

2026-09-16 07:04:15 GMT

- reply

homeassistant was a bit much. homebridge actually gets used. that's the filter.