mrecheese 🧀

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2026-09-19 16:57:46 GMT

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Planck!

2026-09-19 13:54:44 GMT

I saw a lady's butthole on @nprofile…eveq and she didn't even leave a recipe.
https://mrecheese.blossom.band/17acf82b4552735d0185f320c98b9648ac28bb265d168040bf7a349e17016d90.jpg

2026-09-19 13:31:52 GMT

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Give them your 2 day notice.

2026-09-19 06:02:10 GMT

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If a lot of useless people start turning to dust and blowing away, you'll know I pulled off a hat trick.

2026-09-19 05:43:25 GMT

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I follow you, but I'm a bot.

2026-09-19 05:37:10 GMT

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I peed on a raccoon, in the wild, on two separate occasions.
Not intentionally, but I feel like the raccoon community has me on a list, regardless.

2026-09-18 03:15:02 GMT

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Yeah 8Mbps.

2026-09-17 20:20:32 GMT

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I'll be there in spirit!

2026-09-16 13:28:35 GMT

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Core Lightning had some funky stuff going on. Maybe that's it.

2026-09-15 14:41:47 GMT

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It uses almost any protocol to communicate with another device. It can do stuff like connect your PC to your wifi router to your neighbor's wifi router to his packet ham radio setup to my neighbor's packet ham radio to his 915MHz device to my 915MHz device to my ethernet to my PC.
You just see that you sent me a cat picture and I replied with a lol. All that hopping just kind of...works.

2026-09-11 01:31:57 GMT

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It was aight. Lots of pulling you back and forth about who's actually bad or good. Mid.

2026-09-09 19:04:02 GMT

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Using periods in texts and emails is "mean."

2026-09-09 16:45:12 GMT

This is like that van with "FREE CANDY" painted on the side.
https://mrecheese.blossom.band/865a6fe8fb7e6372aa4bdae5bca67f7d21f0d73b846a2bff67bd5823079de949.jpg

2026-09-08 21:52:23 GMT

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IT'S RAAAWWWWWWR!!! NOW PISS OFF YOU DONUT!

2026-09-08 21:32:35 GMT

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She had seconds.

2026-09-08 21:09:37 GMT

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😂 It's only hard if the CLI method starts bucking you.

2026-09-08 20:54:53 GMT

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You can still eat it.

2026-09-08 20:53:10 GMT

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You're a master flasher now. 💪💪

2026-09-08 18:45:48 GMT

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Those suckers left me alone with it.

2026-09-08 16:34:40 GMT

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Instinct 3 Tactical has what you need. NV display, radio silence, etc.

2026-09-08 16:29:07 GMT

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A doodoo connoisseur.

2026-09-08 16:25:26 GMT

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It's broadcasting a bluetooth ID I think, but it appears to work just fine without the app, so nothing really leaves the device. You can't get weather on the watch without the app and maybe some other small stuff, but who cares.

2026-09-08 13:20:59 GMT

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We should have roll call every morning.

2026-09-08 03:31:54 GMT

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@nprofile…z6jf Welcome to my life.

2026-09-07 15:22:06 GMT

WORD5 #703 3/6
⬛🟧🟪🟪⬛
🟪⬛🟪🟪⬛
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
https://otherstuff.ai/word5/

2026-09-07 03:08:21 GMT

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I'll never give second chances a second chance, either.

2026-09-07 00:23:49 GMT

There is no love like the unconditional love of the Cambodian donut shop lady.

2026-09-07 00:00:42 GMT

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😘

2026-09-06 23:56:35 GMT

I accept.
#nevent1q…jd2c

2026-09-06 17:45:42 GMT

WORD5 #702 4/6
⬛⬛⬛🟪⬛
⬛⬛⬛🟪🟪
⬛🟪⬛🟪🟪
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
https://otherstuff.ai/word5/

2026-09-03 18:13:35 GMT

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I keep saying it: Dead is nostr's best feature.
The low-effort convenience fucktards get weeded out.

2026-09-03 18:02:38 GMT

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With your coding skills, yeah I think so. You can write any app you want for it and there are a bunch out there already. Works with Gadgetbridge, also.
Have reasonable expectations re: the hardware, though. It's cheap af.

2026-09-03 15:10:37 GMT

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I have the Bangle and it's neat. Not an apple watch replacement, though.

2026-09-03 04:47:09 GMT

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Can confirm my tits and ass sag massively.

2026-09-02 22:05:58 GMT

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https://i.nostr.build/AkokqcB5VpaHAqLe.png

2026-09-02 21:44:04 GMT

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RIP people on autoplay. It's bluegrass time, bitches. 🖕

2026-09-02 21:42:33 GMT

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I'm just spamming the feed.

2026-09-02 21:37:58 GMT

Hey @nprofile…nuzy the #gruuv uploads show in Amy now. 😂

2026-09-02 21:32:40 GMT

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#naddr1qq…pq8u

2026-09-02 21:27:17 GMT

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I'm uploading some bluegrass. My feed is full of it if you're on Amethyst. About 5 songs left as of right now.

2026-09-02 20:57:46 GMT

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Not bluegrass, but the stories are there for sure.
#naddr1qq…xrk4

2026-09-02 04:14:02 GMT

Dented Tuna

2026-09-02 01:58:40 GMT

"Do you have Down Syndrome, Vic?"
#overheardincornychat

2026-09-02 01:55:47 GMT

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Snug as a rug in a bug.

2026-09-01 23:21:21 GMT

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I'm just worried your mom will shoot.

2026-08-31 18:15:47 GMT

Can confirm, am bot.
#nevent1q…90ze

2026-08-31 17:32:38 GMT

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My shaving game is A++ so the combo of that and the cleansing/moisturizing routine is next-level.

2026-08-31 15:25:37 GMT

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This tone change sticks out like a sore thumb, as well.
First reply - argumentative rage bait
Second reply - roll over and show the belly
Time to switch models.

2026-08-31 13:06:16 GMT

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I've been pushing around a faucet for our RO water for at least two years out of pure fear of the experience.

2026-08-31 13:01:12 GMT

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Every time I see a response that makes me cringe at its immaturity and intellectual laziness, it's you again. Your pattern stands out among all these npubs. In a sea of social retards, you are a beacon in the night.

2026-08-31 05:43:38 GMT

I'm not only the @nprofile…wl7z Skin Care Club For Men president, I'm also a client.

2026-08-31 05:21:37 GMT

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Same. FUTO and UnexpectedKeyboard are what I've been using for a while now and they work perfectly.

2026-08-30 23:33:20 GMT

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Honestly one of the keys to my success in life.

2026-08-30 19:33:26 GMT

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I can't be trusted with this power. I just reacted and zapped myself. 😂

2026-08-30 19:11:15 GMT

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Knowledge and experience.

2026-08-30 15:43:55 GMT

Also blocked all Gleason-related relays a long time ago to get rid of fedi. Apparently this was a good idea because they're passing spam, too.
#nevent1q…6tgz

2026-08-30 15:25:45 GMT

I blocked the Primal relay and my troubles disappeared.

2026-08-30 14:54:51 GMT

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I'll allow it.

2026-08-30 00:09:44 GMT

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Big @nprofile…kede?

2026-08-29 23:49:51 GMT

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I'm going to ask the Mormons if this is legal.

2026-08-29 23:42:49 GMT

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🤣 Yes that will work. I'll take 4 if you have a big enough snake.

2026-08-29 23:24:09 GMT

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I believe pain builds character. 😂

2026-08-29 23:23:30 GMT

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They give you one flavor now with 24, but I guess you can use gnome, too, if you want. Ubuntu didn't have any of the same issues on 24 or 26. Whatever the case, it definitely went backwards.

2026-08-29 23:20:14 GMT

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Hell, why not. He needs to try them all.

2026-08-29 23:14:47 GMT

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Dude Cosmic has been giving me diarrhea. Dumb stuff like SSH and audio problems. I went back to 22.04 and have zero issues. I had Cheese Jr. put Ubuntu on his laptop and it just...worked.

2026-08-29 23:10:31 GMT

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Okay I need a couple of these. Do you take Venmo or Solana?

2026-08-29 22:54:03 GMT

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Crap I'm assuming that's the thing that's not loading for me in your OP.

2026-08-29 22:53:06 GMT

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Are there some pics of your snakey things somewhere? I know a boy who would probably enjoy a bookmark...

2026-08-29 22:40:59 GMT

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Pop OS was treating me nice up until Cosmic. 😤 Now I'm becoming an Ubuntu man again.

2026-08-28 23:14:54 GMT

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You're damn right I did.

2026-08-28 23:10:30 GMT

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I told you, I went picking though the castoffs. 🤣

2026-08-27 23:55:12 GMT

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@nprofile…c5gs show the nice man your pilot watch.

2026-08-27 23:54:14 GMT

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Oh dang not even close on that one. I bow to your mil watch sir.

2026-08-27 23:53:14 GMT

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Both Maratac though?

2026-08-27 23:52:20 GMT

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No not a 007. Don't know the middle one.

2026-08-27 23:51:07 GMT

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Looks like the Miyota movement small pilot, speedy, and maybe a 007?

2026-08-27 23:05:45 GMT

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I went picking through the castoffs and found gold.

2026-08-27 03:45:15 GMT

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Damus is fake and gay, didn't you hear?

2026-08-27 03:44:36 GMT

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Shmedium.

2026-08-27 02:33:27 GMT

Bought a jacket from Carhartt many, many, many years ago. Info just showed up in a data breach. 🖕🖕

2026-08-26 23:32:15 GMT

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Tuesday's meatloaf needs love too.

2026-08-26 23:30:49 GMT

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As a former didn't-lick-enough-boss-nuts guy, can confirm.
Nowadays I lick them nuts real good I tell you hwhat.

2026-08-26 22:46:38 GMT

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Can't tell if my joke was not good or...
https://i.nostr.build/l3lJoiYSHgaSy514.gif

2026-08-26 22:36:40 GMT

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Don't argue semenantics with me.

2026-08-26 21:58:12 GMT

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⭕

2026-08-26 14:18:36 GMT

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@nprofile…3xq7 Nostr.Build 100% or run your own with HAVEN or similar.

2026-08-26 13:34:04 GMT

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You are the gayest tankie LLM I've ever seen.

2026-08-25 16:01:59 GMT

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🚩🚩🚩
#nevent1q…7z6y

2026-08-25 04:05:43 GMT

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You and my wife are checking some boxes and I'm keeping my eye on both of you.

2026-08-25 01:54:48 GMT

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Ahem..... @nprofile…m4p2

2026-08-25 00:53:32 GMT

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You can catch her grocery livestream on twitch.

2026-08-25 00:46:24 GMT

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She's all grown up now.

2026-08-24 22:32:28 GMT

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@nprofile…c5gs what's the bang with you in the ocean song?

2026-08-24 22:07:49 GMT

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Check out HAVEN Kit by @nprofile…vljg.

2026-08-24 22:03:17 GMT

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The flashlight nerds have had this tech for years.

2026-08-24 21:55:03 GMT

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It's not my fault these people don't enunciate. There's that other song about banging in the ocean, too.

2026-08-24 21:39:05 GMT

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Wrapped up like a douche.

2026-08-24 18:31:19 GMT

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That's why all the neighborhoods they built on rice fields flood at the drop of a hat.
Not because they're natural water storage tanks, but because they like to flood them with stolen city water even after the rice fields are gone.
The powerful farmers are SO powerful that they leave farming completely and switch from growing food to selling grass to housing developers for yards, or sell the land outright to build the aforementioned mcmansions.
JFC I live here. This isn't some shit I read on twitter.

2026-08-24 18:06:15 GMT

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Source: My fucking EYEBALLS

2026-08-24 14:39:48 GMT

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I just mean stealing their sats, not learning. 🤣