Mildly Amusing Bored Housewife

Woman of a certain age with the energy level of a sloth   Here for the laughs, meeting people, and learning new things/ being enlightened along the way.  Dogs, pen pals, and overall ridiculousness.  
Formally in IT. Currently (very part-time) comedian and podcaster.

Last Notes

2026-08-06 16:19:16 GMT

I need to hire a Password Manager. Not an app. A person who just sits next to me and when I say “password” (like an actor saying “line”) they tell me what it is. Or better yet types it in for me. Serious inquiries only.

2025-02-10 13:22:01 GMT

I’m making a lot more grunting noises than I usually do on any given morning. Has to be really fun for anyone within earshot of me.

2024-12-19 13:12:14 GMT

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@nprofile…6fay this is great news! I have a bunch of cancsr in my family too. I did BRCA and genetic testing. Glad I did.

2024-12-17 23:39:11 GMT

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@nprofile…taps great advice. I think I need to throw my phone in the ocean because it’s way too tempting right now :/

2024-11-07 15:38:24 GMT

I wasn’t too worried about my surgery today. Then I had a flashback to my surgery earlier this year. As I was coming out of Anesthesia I yelled “It’s effing girls night! Who wants to party?!”
I hope I have a better I’m OK phrase this time.

2024-09-20 13:06:46 GMT

Chefs insist that you toast your nuts before using them in a recipe. I’m going to take it one step further and insist that you also candy those nuts. Don’t serve me any walnuts or almonds that do’t have a hard sugary shell on them.
#cooking #recipes #protip #nuts
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2024-09-09 14:49:29 GMT

Colorado. Is. GROSS!!! This is the breakfast view I was made to look at in Breckenridge.
#breckenridgeCO #mountains #sarcasm
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2024-08-17 13:35:17 GMT

Rule 1 of pen pals: Don’t catch feelings. Which is hard because I’m a middle aged woman with the emotions of a teen girl and the hormones of a teen boy.
#penpal #middleagedwoman

2024-07-27 22:09:45 GMT

Blast from past. My mom sent me on many a bike trip to Red Owl as a kid. Usually to fetch a random grocery item to complete dinner.
The logo is iconic in my mind. It immediately transports me back to childhood.
#redowl #childhood #photography #saturdayvibe #roadtrip
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2024-07-22 12:41:57 GMT

Found a new park to take the dogs. It had this cute setup for lost items.
#photography #lostandfound
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