Roswell :verified:

I've just become an investing partner in NCD Industries. I hope Matty doesn't run a background check on me.
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2025-03-05 02:41:04 GMT

I'm still banging KJo if you're wondering.

2025-03-05 01:03:39 GMT

I can't believe Matty took the $20,000 from Nick Fuentes and will force all NCD users to follow the incoming America First accounts.

2025-03-04 13:32:16 GMT

I forgot to clip my fingernails last night and I'm annoyed by it today.

2025-03-03 21:03:45 GMT

I hate Ohio State University.
They are THE most pretentious douchebags.

2025-03-03 16:10:59 GMT

I'm going to steal her session cookie and log myself into her system.

2025-03-03 12:03:20 GMT

If she says "sweatpants are her go-to" in her profile you should understand that she's a slob and lazy. Probably sleeps until 10am every day too. Turn and walk away immediately.

2025-03-03 02:42:54 GMT

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Do you have a link to that thread?
Asking for a friend.
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2025-03-01 01:18:48 GMT

Finally the American people get the closure they deserve.
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2025-02-28 15:19:04 GMT

Epstein talk bores me.

2025-02-28 00:46:19 GMT

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

2025-02-27 17:16:56 GMT

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2025-02-26 01:25:37 GMT

Does NCD have a wallet where someone can donate some $TRUMP coin?

2025-02-26 01:18:13 GMT

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2025-02-26 01:15:43 GMT

Would.
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2025-02-25 15:32:47 GMT

All these "people" you think you're interacting with on the internet all day...well sorry to break it to you, but they are all run by a few real people and AI.
You are actually talking to yourself all day, you lunatic.
You are insane.
*gets out the straight jacket*

2025-02-25 13:26:47 GMT

Elon's DOGE attacks here at the FBI have been a serious threat to the Roswell line of accounts, but I'm not going down without a fight or giving up on my years of tireless work.

2025-02-24 14:35:52 GMT

Did the NCD maintenance get outsourced to Rob Colbert? I've been seeing the same notifications that won't go away even with a refresh just like Gab.

2025-02-23 15:36:32 GMT

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2025-02-22 21:30:03 GMT

Make Mass Latin Again.

2025-02-22 14:18:24 GMT

So when is @nprofile…x8tf writing a book?
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2025-02-22 03:09:19 GMT

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2025-02-21 19:36:47 GMT

I'm really disappointed more
vaccinated aren't dead.

2025-02-21 12:56:33 GMT

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2025-02-20 13:01:51 GMT

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*interest piqued*
Do tell more.
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2025-02-20 12:54:56 GMT

I've never watched even one second of any gay comic book superhero movie.

2025-02-18 15:17:29 GMT

If you used differential equations to evaluate the exact times and dates of every single NCD post I've ever made you would have the keys to the universe.

2025-02-18 13:45:25 GMT

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2025-02-18 13:24:32 GMT

I don't actually know what horseshit tastes like, but it can't be worse than this coffee.

2025-02-15 03:27:22 GMT

You sons of bitches!
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2025-02-14 14:44:57 GMT

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2025-02-14 02:45:23 GMT

You love to see it. Every black mother should follow her example.
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2025-02-12 01:07:19 GMT

That look when you're trying to drop your letter at just the right time in the N tower.
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2025-02-09 22:14:25 GMT

Grounz!

2025-02-09 15:31:40 GMT

I just spotted @nprofile…x8tf on his way to the NCD office.
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2025-01-21 00:02:16 GMT

Only 150 days until Joonteemf.

2025-01-20 14:46:49 GMT

I haven't seen an increase in engagement since I upgraded to NCD Premium+. I think I might have been scammed.

2025-01-19 22:16:15 GMT

This is truly clown world.
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2025-01-19 19:45:35 GMT

"The DemonRats are the real pedophobes!"
#MAGA #Conservatism
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2025-01-17 01:40:38 GMT

"How was your day?" *ignore*
"How was your day?" *ignore*
"How was your day?" *ignore*
"How was your day?" *ignore*
"What made you smile today?"
*BLOCK*
A man has his limits.

2025-01-17 00:51:57 GMT

HH
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2025-01-16 00:59:14 GMT

Whenever @nprofile…x8tf replies to me I screenshot it and post it on Gab.
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2025-01-15 03:40:29 GMT

If you're not following @nprofile…7ptn, then you're going to put a generational curse on your descendants.
You wouldn't want that now, would you?

2025-01-14 15:14:38 GMT

Busy day today? How was your day?
Busy day today? How was your day?
Busy day today? How was your day?
Busy day today? How was your day?
Busy day today? How was your day?
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2025-01-13 20:36:22 GMT

Nothing pisses me off more than a new guy making promises he can't keep without my help. Go fuck yourself, bro. You're going to make a fast enemy out of me. I don't go for that "teammate" bullshit and I'm not here to lift you up.

2025-01-13 20:26:31 GMT

Say something interesting or random!
Say anything.
Just don't ask me "how's your day?" every single damn day.

2025-01-13 14:05:23 GMT

The point of absurdity we have reached on Gab and the internet:
"You don't actually still believe 1 plus 1 equals 2, do you? The jews have lied about everything. Everything we've been taught is all jewish lies. I mean I never got past 9th grade Algebra, but even I know this isn't true. And what's that?! Don't tell me you still think the sky is blue??? Are you a jew or something? The sky is clearly not blue. Only a jew believes the jew science that tells us the sky is blue. I'm a super Aryan on the internet. Just look at my profile picture and bio. I put a lot of thought into this. I'm fighting for the White race one flat earth post at a time."

2025-01-13 13:48:45 GMT

These are the goblins mentioned in fairy tales passed down through the generations by your ancestors.
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2025-01-11 14:56:04 GMT

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2025-01-09 20:05:56 GMT

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Red sky at night.

2025-01-09 18:41:42 GMT

The ice on the pond is smooth as glass.

2025-01-08 12:14:31 GMT

I don't like when I see people who I respect interacting with and/or reposting flat earthers. There should always be a minimum of 3 degrees of separation between good people and flat earthers.

2025-01-07 23:02:47 GMT

God, if you're 5 foot 3 and you're 300 pounds
Taxes ought not to pay for your bags of fudge rounds
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2025-01-07 17:40:16 GMT

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And a butterfly tattooed on her back right above her ass crack.

2025-01-07 17:32:54 GMT

If she ever says something like 'if you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best" you need to get the hell out there and fast. Turn and run.

2025-01-07 03:44:49 GMT

I'm moving to Greenland.

2025-01-06 22:08:00 GMT

I think I like Lily. I sense she is a hard R type of gal and says nigger often.
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2025-01-06 13:37:40 GMT

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"How was your day?" is another maddening one.

2025-01-06 13:33:10 GMT

Busy day for you?
Busy day for you?
Busy day for you?
They're all the fucking same! You don't have to ask if it's a busy day. Say something interesting and random for once. I don't care what is. Anything besides mindless questions.
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2025-01-06 13:25:24 GMT

Bloviating, fat tongue boomer jackass is trying to justify that he and his wife eat out all the time because "it's as cheap as buying groceries and cooking at home."

2025-01-06 01:41:41 GMT

I can help you get your
school paid for, Russkaya 📚
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2025-01-03 17:31:12 GMT

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I hate when that happens!

2025-01-03 17:27:35 GMT

Can confirm!
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2025-01-03 01:02:29 GMT

The Q retards are still at it.
#StateofGab
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2025-01-02 17:39:25 GMT

Matty has just confirmed that Bill Mitchell has created an NCD account.

2025-01-02 14:32:50 GMT

I've been putting stickers with NCD donation information on every bus stop shelter, light pole, street sign, you name it, in town.
I hope the fruits of my labor are rolling into the NCD coffers by now.

2025-01-02 14:14:14 GMT

The level stupidity from this dumbass, sack of potatoes woman here is absolutely astounding. She was asking that other bloviating boomer jackass if we would a day off for Jimmy Carter's death. I hate these people so much.

2025-01-01 23:10:06 GMT

Look at that moon and Venus and that sunset.

2025-01-01 22:38:53 GMT

Only 19 days until MLK Jr. Day!
Can't wait to see how Matty will have NCD celebrate. I'm hoping the Christmas lights at the top of the screen can be modified into James Earl Ray heads or something.
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2025-01-01 15:52:05 GMT

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2024-12-31 15:05:54 GMT

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2024-12-30 00:15:18 GMT

Was Jimmy Carter vaxxed? How many boosters? He had so much more life ahead of him!
#DiedSuddenly

2024-12-29 03:13:31 GMT

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Probably.

2024-12-29 02:37:20 GMT

Elon is shadowbanning me on NCD!

2024-12-29 02:36:20 GMT

I might move to India and have a few servants.

2024-12-28 15:15:57 GMT

I'm celebrating the 4th day of Christmas with the Feast of the Holy Innocents 🎄
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2024-12-28 03:27:40 GMT

If I had to dox myself, I'd sell my NCD account for $10 million. If I could remain anonymous, I'd sell it for maybe $10,000.

2024-12-28 03:15:55 GMT

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A BJ?! Have you seen Marge? MTG will give you a reach around.

2024-12-28 03:14:25 GMT

America First and Fuentes have just offered Matty $20,000 to come to NCD. Matty has a tough decision to make and is thinking hard about accepting it.

2024-12-27 20:50:28 GMT

If you Like a Roswell post
you'll receive blessings tenfold.

2024-12-27 15:50:58 GMT

You can still get a job as a White civil engineer.

2024-12-27 15:12:40 GMT

Does Kali Ma ever wash all that blood and dead flesh stench off of her? Maybe wash and condition all that hair of hers? Put on a little perfume?

2024-12-27 04:50:32 GMT

MAGA
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2024-12-27 00:25:27 GMT

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You know what happens when you mix mistletoe and cameltoe?

2024-12-26 20:46:30 GMT

It's not Christmas without some Scottish shortbread.

2024-12-26 04:20:36 GMT

Having a late night Christmas snack 🎄
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2024-12-26 04:07:09 GMT

I'm headed to Menards tomorrow to try to get a great deal on an artificial Christmas tree 🎄
#SaveBigMoney

2024-12-24 17:31:06 GMT

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2024-12-24 17:14:52 GMT

Boomer parents are having some food at their house this afternoon, but can't stay long since they have to go to church at 7pm or something. Spoils the whole mood of Christmas Eve evening in my opinion. So I told them it seems that church is more important to them than their family. I think I'll tell them we aren't visiting next year on Christmas Eve if they are going to church again.

2024-12-23 14:48:08 GMT

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Saw one yesterday that said something like "if you hit this car with my kids in it I will beat your ass until the cops come". It was so long it had to be broken up into two stickers. Couldn't see, but I'm sure it was a black or a mud shark, or just a meth head whore.

2024-12-23 02:56:37 GMT

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2024-12-21 19:50:59 GMT

Might have to disinfect the NCD lounge community fleshlights today idk.
#nevent1q…pjuj

2024-12-11 17:49:16 GMT

Always remember that even if they smile and pretend to be nice to your face HR are truly subhuman scum.

2024-08-09 02:11:40 GMT

Footprint of a baby who lived in Rome 2,000 years ago left on a clay tile
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2024-08-09 02:04:14 GMT

I'm watching you.
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2024-08-09 00:55:01 GMT

This is the face of a man who leads a secret homosexual life and has lured countless young boys and men to sleazy rundown hotel rooms where he brutally rapes and murders them.
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2024-08-08 16:14:45 GMT

I've still never tested myself for that bullshit and I never will.