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I love secret jokes. People in work have complimented my professional linked in profile picture. The joke is, I was in Amsterdam unable to speak my native tongue I was that stoned when the picture was taken.

2023-04-10 00:47:18 GMT

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Cave goddammit

2023-04-10 00:46:38 GMT

Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine - Jesus

2023-04-08 04:19:00 GMT

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😂 every laugh out loud is a zap from me

2023-03-31 00:05:14 GMT

Finding the sacred cows that you cannot slaughter is the true meaning of life.

2023-03-29 11:04:13 GMT

Vulnerability is the product of wisdom.

2023-03-28 18:57:20 GMT

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I left my silk boxers in your mothers hamper, Mr Shakespeare

2023-03-28 10:36:28 GMT

My girl just woke up and hugged me. I asked her if I’d died in her dreams, she told me it was worse than that. In her dream I’d put my fingers to my nose and told her she smelled like fish. She values her vaginal aroma more than my life.

2023-03-27 17:57:05 GMT

Stacy’s mom, stacks sats inside her thong
She’s all I want and I’ve waited for so long
Stacy can’t you see?
You’re just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong, but I just zapped Stacy’s mom

2023-03-27 09:13:42 GMT

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Less formatting and rewiring and more like resetting to factory settings, or letting go of the meaning/identity you attribute to yourself.
It’s not a framework within which to think, or something to work towards. It is just like dropping all of the self prescribed ailments you have and not allowing those self limiting beliefs to prevent you from blossoming into what you could be.
Almost everyone does this, refers to their negative tendencies as if they’re set in stone e.g. I’m a worrier, overthinker, emotional person, loser etc.
I don’t remember which film it was, but did you ever see that opening to a Bruce Lee film where he’s talking to a young student “It's like a finger pointing away to the moon. Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all of the heavenly glory!”

2023-03-27 00:31:00 GMT

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To stand a chance at becoming his ideal, a man needs to first eradicate the conditioning and learned ailments that society and himself have imposed. Sort of a hard reset on life, from which true potential can begin to grow through a sincere desire to be great.

2023-03-27 00:08:09 GMT

In becoming nothing a man gains everything.

2023-03-25 22:10:11 GMT

Are we conditioned by society to believe that all dictatorships are bad, and that democracy is superior?
The older I get, the more western politics feels like a cycle of different faces with none really held to account for any outcome because the cause of whatever mishap was set into motion by their predecessors etc.
Singapore have thrived under a dictatorship and sort of dictatorships are celebrated and revered in other contexts e.g. Queen of England and sports team managers/coaches.
Unworthy dictators are rejected by the people, it seems that to have a chance at running a country well, 4 years is not enough.

2023-03-23 19:36:46 GMT

What if each time society reaches the point of mental health crisis, new religion is created as the cure, societies adopt minimalist principles forgoing technological advancements to avoid its own downfall but never quite kills the materialism that always rears it head eventually attaining new technological heights each time but not necessarily in the same way or level.

2023-03-23 19:35:21 GMT

Knowledge is shit that you need to filter through to find golden nuggets of wisdom.
Hoarding knowledge is self indulgent and clutters your inner world.
Incorporate what is useful and disregard what isn’t

2023-03-23 19:34:25 GMT

Apple should replace Face ID with “tell me something only I’d know about you”

2023-03-23 19:33:23 GMT

There is more to be gained by removing negative behaviours and influences than adding positive ones.
Remove until you are nothing and only rebuild once you reach the foundations, brick by brick.

2023-03-23 01:19:59 GMT

I hit a cat today driving.
I saw it in my rear view mirror after hearing the thud.
It ran out of nowhere. It was unavoidable.
I turned the car around to check how it was, when I got there it was gone.
I took my eye off it for maybe 5 seconds.
Didn’t even get to say sorry.
How can I sleep tonight?
I’m worried that it’s planning revenge.

2023-03-12 22:15:15 GMT

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The YouTubers are the absolute worst. Daily, sometimes hourly, “it’s gonna rocket” clickbait

2023-03-12 22:07:51 GMT

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I’m a complete beginner but interested in learning. Learning as part of a group would be better than solo. If anyone wants to set up a discord or whatever I’d join 👌 can’t beat a bit of accountability and support

2023-03-12 21:49:07 GMT

Just combined bagels and chorizo and created heaven.

2023-03-12 21:47:47 GMT

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The only world that truly matters is your inner world. You can learn to hide there forever if you like.

2023-03-12 21:39:03 GMT

I haven’t been able to purchase crypto in the UK for months now.
3 banks I use have decided I’m not responsible to make the decision to buy crypto.
I was a gambler for years and regularly lost 80% of my salary.
They had no issue with me gambling my money then.
The existence of crypto threatens the existence of traditional banking.
Macro, it’s a good thing.
Micro, are there any crypto friendly banks anyone can recommend?

2023-03-12 20:25:33 GMT

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Been inactive for a few weeks just busy with life, every time I use this the progression is noticeable. Haven’t used Twitter since I joined Nostr so very happy with it for that alone, life is so peaceful 👌

2023-03-12 20:18:56 GMT

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This is the first time I’ve had a post zapped. Very nice feature #[3] 🤙

2023-03-12 20:16:22 GMT

I’m dying to escape my 9-5 hell. How did you do it?

2023-03-12 20:12:39 GMT

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Haha thanks 🙏 I’m not gonna tell him that 😏

2023-03-12 20:09:35 GMT

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Crying child distracted me for a minute while replying and now owes me 4200 sats 😊

2023-03-12 20:04:22 GMT

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The fat angel

2023-03-12 19:59:08 GMT

Trying to build my LinkedIn profile and masquerade as a “normal” person. Drop a link to your profile if you’d like to connect.

2023-03-10 20:48:07 GMT

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Remember that people are more inclined to complain than praise.
You’ve done a brilliant job and everyone with sense appreciates it.
Some negative feedback could be useful but probably best to ignore the majority until you’ve done all that you set out to.

2023-03-10 13:21:28 GMT

Working remotely from a restaurant today.
Two men are complaining about their boss during their lunch break next to me.
“He doesn’t know what he’s doing”
“He’s only a kid, he’s not even 30 yet”
“How’s he building a £1m house?”
“He inherited money from his grandad and put it into Bitcoin a few years ago, cashed out at £27m”
“Not even real money that, I don’t get it at all”
Everyone who heard of crypto early and didn’t act regrets it.
Everyone who becomes avoidably ill regrets not acting early.
Learn as you act. Act in order to learn. Don’t be everyone.
Rejecting things based on second hand beliefs will cost you more than you can predict.

2023-02-28 21:54:59 GMT

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The worst potential use case, or misuse case, I heard for them was that they could potentially be used to sabotage the blockchain and spam it with child porn. Potentially making each node runner liable for storing child porn.

2023-02-28 00:42:38 GMT

I’ll send all of my sats to the person who posts the invoice with the closest amount to what I have

2023-02-28 00:40:38 GMT

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2023-02-25 22:33:32 GMT

Easter eggs should be available at any time within the year.

2023-02-25 22:17:27 GMT

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You can post about whatever you like. If 3/4 of your followers can’t handle a multifaceted person, that’s their issue.

2023-02-25 22:13:55 GMT

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Be the conversationalist that you wish to see in the world - Gandhi

2023-02-25 21:42:36 GMT

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Bitcoiners have interests other than Bitcoin 😄

2023-02-25 19:38:04 GMT

Life is too long.
I’m 33, the idea that I might only be a third of my way through is exhausting.
I’d never leave until the party is over, but I can’t wait for the party to be over.
Insane how my outlook on life totally mirrors my outlook on parties.
Only difference with parties is that I have the choice not to attend at all.

2023-02-24 23:30:26 GMT

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Definitely. No need to either. So many great ones.

2023-02-24 20:42:32 GMT

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Why ya gotta be so mean?
Jheeeez 🔥🔥🔥🔥

2023-02-24 20:41:21 GMT

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I'm the neighborhood lamper, punani vamper
Mess around, you'll find my silk boxers in your Mommy's hamper
And nowadays, girls want you for your money
I'm like Heav' — I got nothin' but love for you, honey
And since I'm lookin' slick, and my pockets are thick
I need surgery to get chicks removed from my dick
Undefeated. Undeniable if he lived long enough to build his catalogue.

2023-02-24 20:37:27 GMT

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He gets dark too 🤣:
It's Big L and I'm all about taking funds
I'm a stone villian known for killing and raping nuns
Ayo I even kill handicapped and crippled bitches
Look at my scalp real close and you'll see triple sixes
My top 3 is Big L, Big Pun and Nas 🔥🔥🔥

2023-02-24 20:33:46 GMT

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Big L is a crazy brother, and I'm a lady lover
A smooth kid that'll run up in your baby mother

2023-02-24 20:31:21 GMT

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Big L

2023-02-24 11:39:14 GMT

You seek keys to the shackles you imagine that problems impose on you.
They are only found within.
We waste our lives seeking and consuming content we’d like to hear.
Stop buying what so called experts and influencers peddle.
The marketplace is lies. The currency spent is your time on earth.
You read to 5 lists and how-to guides every day. Do they work?
Search for truth within.
Realise when you’re faced with truth without.
Recognise and discard comforting lies.
You know what to do.
Only inaction and inattentiveness stand in your way.

2023-02-21 15:12:23 GMT

Just connected with my mum on LinkedIn, she endorsed me as an “annoying cunt”.

2023-02-21 14:12:45 GMT

When you disappear, so do your problems.

2023-02-20 01:41:15 GMT

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Definitely seems it. Don’t think I realised the rut I was stuck in until it jolted me out of the twitterverse for a few days. Relit a fire under me and trying to improve now more than I have in a few years so grateful for the fresh start.

2023-02-20 01:39:07 GMT

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It’s built to it seems. Glad to be away from all the fake noise.

2023-02-20 01:38:23 GMT

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Yes same. Much more focused since dropping it. Learn something new everyday on Nostr too.

2023-02-20 01:28:19 GMT

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Using Twitter very infrequently since I joined nostr. Crazy difference in the typical discourse.

2023-02-20 01:23:12 GMT

I’m new to linked in, pretty terrible at the whole corporate thing and struggling with my profile and building connections.
Any tips?

2023-02-18 21:06:49 GMT

People are waking up to things too late for me. Expected society to crumble for far too long, it would be anticlimactic for it not to happen now.

2023-02-18 11:45:42 GMT

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There should always be a dislike button where there is a like button. Distorts people’s perception of reality on contentious issues that people may not wish to articulate their disagreement on.

2023-02-18 11:09:11 GMT

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vLHcHWDvgfQ

2023-02-18 01:38:22 GMT

Eckhart Tolle is Greta Thunberg’s disappointed absent father

2023-02-16 19:29:30 GMT

You know what’s so refreshing on nostr..
The lack of people asking strangers for food, book, movie, show, life recommendations in the name of engagement.
The lack of endless “how to” do this basic thing threads with their endless comments from people trying to “add value” and leech off the reach of larger accounts.
The lack of divisive content landing in your newsfeed that has been selected to entrap people by an algorithm.
Nostr has done a lot already to restore my faith in humanity.

2023-02-16 19:24:17 GMT

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It makes me so zappy to see people get along

2023-02-16 19:17:25 GMT

What does everyone think of the features of xrp being described at WEF Davos as the criteria for crypto assets to be used as CBDCs and its potential to become gold-backed to become a stable asset that CBDCs can be based upon?
I think I’m going to be rich. Been stacking XRP for years now. It’s been a long time but I think it’ll be worth it.
Upcoming moves towards this in summer 2023 with a target for full implementation in January 2025. 🤞🤞🤞

2023-02-16 11:31:11 GMT

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Widespread, common - it just rhymed so went with it 😂

2023-02-16 11:20:17 GMT

Having a fraudulent life is rife.

2023-02-09 13:07:03 GMT

At 33, I think I might need to get a wheelchair for the day after leg day

2023-02-05 21:37:49 GMT

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Ah so it’s the purist crypto in that sense. I didn’t think of it like that. Suppose my lack of understanding of how it actually works under the hood has hindered my perspective. The anonymity of Satoshi has always been a red flag that I have probably failed to dig deep into investigating further.

2023-02-05 21:24:56 GMT

I didn’t come here because of Bitcoin. I came for decentralised social media.
I’ve been accumulating crypto for about 4 years now. I only have a small percentage of holdings in Bitcoin.
The Bitcoin community here is intriguing me with how devout they are and certain that it’s the one.
Why the certainty, and why is it better than other cryptocurrencies?

2023-02-05 10:28:10 GMT

Gm cuntface

2023-02-05 10:16:17 GMT

From a sperms point of view abortion is wrong.
Most sperm end up encrusted in tissues, socks, washed down drains etc.
A lot of them are entrapped within condoms, some with cruel spermicidal chemicals that must feel like lava to the sperm who meet their demise there.
The ones who get to run the race that they exist to run, compete to the death for one place within the holy grail of a fertile egg. Some will even be hunted and murdered by sperm of another human if it’s present.
The one winner, overcoming all the odds stacked against them and finally relaxing thinking it’s made it. Puts it feet up and next thing gets flushed out of the system unnaturally.
What a cruel world we live in, cum on.

2023-02-04 19:35:22 GMT

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Fully agree. If anything, it disincentivises those people from joining because they’re reaching nostr users with their content with 0 additional effort. Free marketing for them.

2023-02-04 19:28:17 GMT

Hung over Damus users tomorrow morning are going to get a rude awakening when they go through their drunken posts
https://media.tenor.com/Bcv5Z_ewALEAAAAC/jim-carrey-delete.gif

2023-02-04 18:57:30 GMT

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Hope you’re ok mate 🙏 treat yourself to that sonic boom alarm clock and terrorise your flatmates

2023-02-04 18:39:42 GMT

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Invoice didn’t work but tipped through profile ⚡️

2023-02-04 18:38:18 GMT

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Paid ⚡️

2023-02-04 18:33:22 GMT

Send me invoices. I’ll pay at random until I’m out of sats.
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2023-02-04 18:28:47 GMT

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Paid ⚡️

2023-02-04 17:32:47 GMT

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End humanity.

2023-02-04 16:09:15 GMT

My girlfriend absolutely hates nostr and is trying to enforce a phone ban 🤣

2023-02-04 15:12:13 GMT

Have a look at this Nostr x Andrew Tate merch created by #[0]
Whatever you want: hoodies, shirts, mugs 🤙⚡️
https://www.redbubble.com/people/taneldamus/works/138976239-what-colour-is-your-identifier-badge

2023-02-04 12:13:36 GMT

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Please say this isn’t happening

2023-02-04 12:12:43 GMT

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🤣🤣
God is dead, and we have killed him.

2023-02-04 12:12:05 GMT

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Yeah, I think the problems in the west are created in part by the narrative that everyone is valuable. People are entitled and think they intrinsically hold value, instead of creating the value and building themselves continually.

2023-02-04 12:07:30 GMT

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Definitely. Most people are the source of their own problems

2023-02-04 12:03:51 GMT

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Humanity is always in an existential crisis

2023-02-04 11:59:42 GMT

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God probably should have a podcast

2023-02-04 11:05:05 GMT

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Will definitely give this a read, nice one 🙏

2023-02-04 10:08:55 GMT

U.G. Krishnamurti is my current favourite person to watch shatter people’s realities.

2023-02-04 09:42:47 GMT

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Followed for more of this. Obsessed with the ideas of synchronicity and individuation.
The realisations post-discovery of Jung are unbelievable. What synchronous experiences have you had?
I’ve had many, sometimes constantly during certain periods in life and if you ride the wave and follow them the results can be amazing.
Very strange recent one I had: my son is autistic. His grandmother told us about an olive oil that is supposedly beneficial to children with autism. The following day, 3 bottles were delivered to our house. We thought she’d went overboard and had them delivered to us, they cost about £25 per bottle. Called her and she hadn’t, her one was sat in her house for us to collect. Took another look inside the packaging and found an invoice. We live in number 8 but the invoice was addressed to 18. The 1 had been left out on the outer packaging. I knocked at number 18 with the bottles and the strange story. Turns out he runs a business importing the olive oil, the same business that my son’s grandmother had ordered from. We got talking, his son and my son are the same age and I learnt a lot from him in terms of strategies and tips. If you were to bet on this happening, what would be the odds?

2023-02-03 23:20:56 GMT

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🤣🤣 that’s a T-shirt I’d buy

2023-02-03 23:19:57 GMT

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Dropped the keys to his Bugatti unfortunately

2023-02-03 23:11:30 GMT

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Andrew Tate in the showers of a Romanian prison

2023-02-03 22:14:41 GMT

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