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2026-03-20 20:16:33 GMT

It's ok, I still have some nice, cool gas clouds that aren't collapsing. As long as nothing ionizes them, I can continue to enjoy their ... HEY! NO!!!
https://xkcd.com/3222/
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2026-03-18 17:31:32 GMT

'Well, there's speculation that it's due to a mantle hotspot.' --a geologist who's trying to cover up the fact that they didn't hear your question
https://xkcd.com/3221/
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2026-03-17 02:46:32 GMT

I don't get it. The peak acceleration for passengers was WAY lower than in the giant-waterslide-loop-the-loop incident the other cruise line fired me for.
https://xkcd.com/3220/

2026-03-13 19:46:55 GMT

An old astronomer trick for distinguishing the Sun from other stars is to take multiple photos a few minutes apart and overlay them, making the Sun stand out due to its high proper motion.
https://xkcd.com/3219/
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2026-03-04 14:46:56 GMT

This replaces the previous solar activity watch, which was issued last month when the sun took off its sunglasses.
https://xkcd.com/3215/
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2026-02-19 03:01:57 GMT

My icebox plum trap easily captured William Carlos Williams. It took much less work than the infinite looping network of diverging paths I had to build in that yellow wood to ensnare Robert Frost.
https://xkcd.com/3209/
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2026-02-16 21:46:55 GMT

People say setting of fireworks indoors is dangerous, but I looked at their energy release and it's like 10^-40 foe; totally negligible.
https://xkcd.com/3208/
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2026-02-14 02:31:53 GMT

'The zero line in WMM2025 passes through a lot of population centers; I wonder what year the largest share of the population lived in a zone of less than 5° of declination,' he thought, derailing all other tasks for the rest of the day.
https://xkcd.com/3207/
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2026-02-12 02:46:59 GMT

Do YOU remember the skylight being this big?
https://xkcd.com/3206/
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2026-02-10 04:16:06 GMT

This dating is corroborated by the presence of stone tools at the site, rather than earlier and less effective helium ones.
https://xkcd.com/3205/
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2026-02-06 19:31:49 GMT

Staplers are actually in Pseudosuchia, making them more closely related to crocodiles than to dinosaurs.
https://xkcd.com/3204/
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2026-02-05 04:46:39 GMT

The discovery of a fully typographical star system comes with a big asterisk.
https://xkcd.com/3203/
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2026-02-02 16:16:41 GMT

Originally, the ceremony used a variety of rodents and mustelids, but over time most people agreed it made sense to standardize on a specific individual ground squirrel in Pennsylvania.
https://xkcd.com/3202/
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2026-01-30 17:46:54 GMT

There's also a proof without content of a conjecture without content, but it's left as an exercise for the reader.
https://xkcd.com/3201/
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2026-01-28 20:02:01 GMT

Some of the atoms in the molecule are very weakly bound.
https://xkcd.com/3200/
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2026-01-27 00:16:03 GMT

'Ugh, I'm never going to be like spiders. My descendants will all just be normal arthropods who mind their own busines and don't do anything weird.' --The ancestor of a bunch of eusocial insects
https://xkcd.com/3199/
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2026-01-24 01:46:19 GMT

'Oh, and can I borrow 50 sacks of loose flour, a pile of lithium-ion batteries, a bucket of bleach, and a bucket of vinega--' 'NO!!!!!!'
https://xkcd.com/3198/
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2026-01-21 22:46:11 GMT

Unfortunately, my scheme to trick NASA has now taken over a decade longer than planned and has run way over budget.
https://xkcd.com/3197/
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2026-01-20 02:31:04 GMT

I've had countless nights where the line never left the bottom zone of the graph, but the few moments where it's climbed all the way to the top have made up for them all.
https://xkcd.com/3196/
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2026-01-16 14:46:51 GMT

Welcome to the International Space Station Exclamation Point!
https://xkcd.com/3195/
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2026-01-14 20:01:24 GMT

Some surfaces may seem difficult to glue. But if you research the materials, find tables of what adhesives work on them, and prepare your surfaces carefully, you can fail to glue them in a fun NEW way that fills your house with dangerous vapors.
https://xkcd.com/3194/
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2026-01-13 05:01:21 GMT

I wanted to make the world's fastest yawl, so I made the aft sail bigger, but apparently that means it's not a yawl anymore! It's a real ketch-22.
https://xkcd.com/3193/
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2026-01-10 05:16:38 GMT

We're going to need to modify the surface to mount it on the test stand. Which ocean basin do you like the least?
https://xkcd.com/3192/
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2026-01-07 19:46:30 GMT

It's important to teach yourself to feel responsible for random events, because with great responsibility comes great power. That's what my wise Uncle Ben told me right before he died; he might still be alive today if only I'd said rabbit rabbit that year!
https://xkcd.com/3191/
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2026-01-06 03:16:11 GMT

Some people argue that the tension and compression in the human skeleton is technically tensegrity, but it's missing the defining characteristic: making people say 'wtf, how is that thing floating?' when they see it.
https://xkcd.com/3190/
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2026-01-03 01:31:10 GMT

They're not generally used for crewed spacecraft because astronauts HATE going around the corners.
https://xkcd.com/3189/
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2025-12-31 22:16:04 GMT

Anyone else watching this Youtube video in 1954? If so, my last trip definitely messed with the timeline.
https://xkcd.com/3188/
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2025-12-29 23:46:43 GMT

1,300,000-1,400,000 ft: Ask a crew member to show you how to use the ISS food warmer.
https://xkcd.com/3187/
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2025-12-26 16:16:45 GMT

Building Inspectors HATE This One Weird Trick
https://xkcd.com/3186/
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2025-12-25 01:16:02 GMT

Vertebrae Georg
https://xkcd.com/3185/
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2025-12-23 04:46:20 GMT

In 1899, people were walking around shouting '23' at each other and laughing, and confused reporters were writing articles trying to figure out what it meant.
https://xkcd.com/3184/
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2025-12-20 04:31:54 GMT

My goal in life is to be personally responsible for at least one sports rule change.
https://xkcd.com/3183/
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2025-12-18 00:01:55 GMT

I'm trying to buy a gravitational lens for my camera, but I can't tell if the manufacturers are listing comoving focal length or proper focal length.
https://xkcd.com/3182/
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2025-12-16 04:16:29 GMT

Earth's r_jf is approximately 1.5 light-days, leading to general relativity's successful prediction that all the frogs in the Solar System should be found collected on the surface of the Earth.
https://xkcd.com/3181/
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2025-12-12 23:16:27 GMT

The experimental math department's budget is under scrutiny for how much they've been spending on trains leaving Chicago at 9:00pm traveling at 45 mph.
https://xkcd.com/3180/
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2025-12-11 03:01:53 GMT

'That's definitely above the catch-and-release size minimum for planetesimals.' 'I'm going to throw it back anyway.'
https://xkcd.com/3179/
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2025-12-09 02:16:14 GMT

Our models fall apart where the three theories overlap; we're unable to predict what happens when a nanometer-sized squirrel eats a grapefruit with the mass of the sun.
https://xkcd.com/3178/

2025-12-06 02:16:27 GMT

Luckily, the range is limited by the fact that the square boundary lines follow great circles.
https://xkcd.com/3177/
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2025-12-04 01:46:56 GMT

Some tires are marketed as 'all-shape tires,' but if driven in a climate with both inverted catenary falls and triangle falls, they wear out really fast.
https://xkcd.com/3176/
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2025-12-01 19:46:46 GMT

Tired of waiting on hold? Use our website to chat with one of our live agents, who are available to produce words at you 24/7!
https://xkcd.com/3175/
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2025-11-28 21:16:09 GMT

A lot of the highway department's budget goes to adjusting the sign whenever the moon passes directly overhead.
https://xkcd.com/3174/
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2025-11-26 20:46:01 GMT

Every weekend I take an ATV out into the desert and spend a day tracing a faint "(C) GOOGLE 2009" watermark across the landscape.
https://xkcd.com/3173/
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2025-11-24 21:31:52 GMT

"Want to feel old?" "Yes."
https://xkcd.com/3172/
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2025-11-21 23:16:12 GMT

If you drill at the right angle and time things perfectly, your core sample can include a section of a rival team's coring equipment.
https://xkcd.com/3171/
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2025-11-20 01:46:14 GMT

Now, if it were the *Canon* wiki, it's possible to imagine someone with a productivity-related reason for consulting it, but no one's job requires them to read that much about Admiral Daala.
https://xkcd.com/3170/
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2025-11-17 23:01:15 GMT

'Oh no, the box is drifting out into the harbor!' 'Yeah, I wouldn't worry about losing it.'
https://xkcd.com/3169/
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2025-11-14 22:16:14 GMT

We're adding some industrial flypaper to minimize reflection or scattering of customers who might complain.
https://xkcd.com/3168/
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2025-11-12 19:46:14 GMT

'They really shouldn't let those small cars drive in traffic. I worry I'm going to kill someone if I hit one! They should have to drive on the sidewalk, safely out of the way.'
https://xkcd.com/3167/
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2025-11-11 01:31:14 GMT

Are you the annoying spoon or the sleepy spoon?
https://xkcd.com/3166/
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2025-11-08 02:16:14 GMT

At least people who make religious predictions of the apocalypse have an answer to the question 'Why didn't you predict any of the other ones that happened recently?'
https://xkcd.com/3165/
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2025-11-05 21:01:14 GMT

The package weighs 7 kg 9 oz.
https://xkcd.com/3164/
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2025-11-03 23:16:14 GMT

The statue should be in the likeness of whatever sculptor posted the sculpting tool repair video that was most helpful during the installation of the statue.
https://xkcd.com/3163/
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2025-11-01 00:16:49 GMT

Even geology papers about Heart Mountain are like, "Look, we all agree this 'volcanic gas earthquake hovercraft' thing seems like it can't possibly be right, but..."
https://xkcd.com/3162/
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2025-10-29 21:31:48 GMT

Carefully maneuvering the balloon down a mineshaft in an effort to break the OTHER altitude record
https://xkcd.com/3161/
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2025-10-27 21:16:48 GMT

It comes with a certificate of authenticity, which comes with a certificate of authenticity, which comes with a...
https://xkcd.com/3160/
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2025-10-24 13:31:48 GMT

The inflection point was probably in late 1966 or 1967, so when Neil Armstrong flew to space on Gemini 8, plate tectonics was not widely accepted, but when he landed on the Moon three years later it was the mainstream consensus.
https://xkcd.com/3159/
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2025-10-23 01:46:48 GMT

Sharks can occasionally travel short distances through air when pursuing prey, but their attenuation coefficient is pretty high.
https://xkcd.com/3158/
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2025-10-20 21:46:50 GMT

Many things about Star Wars were not well planned out, but having a 37-year-old in old-age makeup play the Emperor in Return of the Jedi was such an incredible call.
https://xkcd.com/3157/
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2025-10-17 16:01:48 GMT

If you don't know where you are on Earth, the angle of satellite dishes can help constrain your latitude. If some of them are pointing straight up, you're probably near the Equator, right under the ring.
https://xkcd.com/3156/
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2025-10-15 20:16:48 GMT

If nothing else, that reasoning definitely overturns syllogisms.
https://xkcd.com/3155/
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2025-08-30 01:31:44 GMT

They're up there with coral islands, lightning, and caterpillars turning into butterflies.
https://xkcd.com/3135/
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2025-08-18 20:31:06 GMT

I dropped my phone while trying to search, and I tried to unlock it from up here, so can you also search for screen repair places?
https://xkcd.com/3130/
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2025-08-11 21:46:03 GMT

Historians: Contemporaneous documentation of the initial events is often sparse, and in fact people often get testy and uncooperative when we urge better documentation for the historical record.
https://xkcd.com/3127/
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2025-08-08 19:16:43 GMT

You say no human would reply to a forum thread about Tom Bombadil by writing and editing hundreds of words of text, complete with formatting, fancy punctuation, and two separate uses of the word 'delve'. Unfortunately for both of us, you are wrong.
https://xkcd.com/3126/
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2025-08-01 16:31:03 GMT

Achilles was a mighty warrior, but his Achilles' heel was his heel.
https://xkcd.com/3123/
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2025-07-18 22:31:44 GMT

Maybe encouraging the publication of null results isn't enough--maybe we need a journal devoted to publishing results the study authors find personally annoying.
https://xkcd.com/3117/
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2025-07-09 20:16:03 GMT

We're building on our earlier success getting web developers to pay to change the backslashes in our displayed payment URL to forward slashes.
https://xkcd.com/3113/
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2025-07-07 19:46:44 GMT

After determining that his body was full of pipes carrying iron-rich fluid, our current theory is that the dagger-shaped object precipitated within the wound.
https://xkcd.com/3112/
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2025-07-03 03:31:30 GMT

Starting a meta-leaderboard for tracking who holds the record for ranking behind the most distinct people on an online leaderboard.
https://xkcd.com/3110/
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2025-06-18 20:46:21 GMT

Numbers can be tricky. On the day of my 110th birthday, I'll be one day younger than John Tukey was on his.
https://xkcd.com/3104/
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2025-05-14 18:31:05 GMT

Scholars are still debating whether the current period is post-postmodern or neo-contemporary.
https://xkcd.com/3089/
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2025-05-13 02:16:05 GMT

P.S. If you have time travel, come to my birthday party Saturday!
https://xkcd.com/3088/
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2025-05-03 00:01:40 GMT

Unstoppable force-carrying particles can't interact with immovable matter by definition.
https://xkcd.com/3084/
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2025-04-25 15:31:40 GMT

Rümeysa Öztürk was grabbed off the street in my town one month ago.
https://xkcd.com/3081/
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2025-04-05 02:46:10 GMT

We haven't actually seen a star fall in since we invented telescopes, but I have a list of ones I'm really hoping are next.
https://xkcd.com/3072/
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2025-03-21 16:31:39 GMT

This is the biggest breakthrough since astronomers noticed that the little crosshairs around red giant stars starting to burn helium are all the same size.
https://xkcd.com/3066/
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2025-03-05 18:01:07 GMT

Your homeowner's insurance might cover it, but be sure to check the subductible.
https://xkcd.com/3059/
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2025-02-26 14:16:11 GMT

2040s: RNA formed the basis for life each of the five known times it arose on the early Earth.
https://xkcd.com/3056/
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2025-02-12 13:46:19 GMT

What's weirder is that muons turned out to be INCREDIBLY cute.
https://xkcd.com/3050/
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2025-02-05 17:46:39 GMT

It was great until my thumb slipped and I accidentally launched my telescope into the air at Mach 8.
https://xkcd.com/3047/
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2025-01-06 21:16:50 GMT

I don't dig pit traps and cover them with sticks and a thin layer of leaves nearly as much as I expected; I find a chance to do it barely once a month.
https://xkcd.com/3034/
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2025-01-03 19:01:58 GMT

You may notice the first half of these instructions are similar to the instructions for a working nuclear fusion device. After the first few dozen steps, be sure to press down firmly and fold quickly to overcome fusion pressure.
https://xkcd.com/3033/
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2024-12-30 22:31:39 GMT

Inside is a third box, labeled DO NOT OPEN UNLESS YOU ARE IN THE TIME ZONE WHERE YOU OPENED BOTH PREVIOUS BOXES.
https://xkcd.com/3031/
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2024-12-13 19:16:25 GMT

In the aviation world, they don't use AM/PM times. Instead, all times are assumed to be AM unless they're labeled NOTAM.
https://xkcd.com/3024/
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2024-12-10 04:31:25 GMT

No, of course we don't microwave the mug WITH the teabag in it. We microwave the teabag separately.
https://xkcd.com/3022/
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2024-11-29 13:46:02 GMT

Hmm, they won't do in-flight delivery, so let's order a new first and second stage to our emergency landing site and then try to touch down on top of them to save time.
https://xkcd.com/3018/
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2024-11-19 01:31:12 GMT

The real key was inventing the windmill-powered winch.
https://xkcd.com/3013/
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2024-11-15 17:46:04 GMT

Dinosaur Cosmics
https://xkcd.com/3012/
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2024-11-13 12:46:06 GMT

They had BETTER make this a sample return mission.
https://xkcd.com/3011/
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2024-11-07 05:46:03 GMT

These rocks are from a time before eyes, brains, and bones, pieces of a land warmed by an unseen sun.
https://xkcd.com/3008/
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2024-10-30 23:01:09 GMT

We were disappointed that the rocket didn't make a THOOOONK noise when it went into the tube, but we're setting up big loudspeakers for future launches to add the sound effect.
https://xkcd.com/3005/
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2024-10-19 03:46:08 GMT

Our experiment will be expensive, but we believe it will produce important spin-offs, especially if we manage to hit the sun from the right angle.
https://xkcd.com/3000/
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2024-10-11 16:46:09 GMT

If any of you want to meet some cool local oxygen atoms, I can introduce you!
https://xkcd.com/2997/
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2024-10-05 01:16:08 GMT

I see white shores, and beyond it, a far green country under a tequila sunrise.
https://xkcd.com/2994/
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2024-09-30 19:46:08 GMT

The Watership Down rabbits removed an additional 0.1 nanometers constructing their warren, although that was mostly soil. British rabbits have historically mined very little coal; the sole rabbit-run coal plant was shut down in the 1990s.
https://xkcd.com/2992/
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2024-09-25 19:01:12 GMT

Our nucleic acid recovery techinques found a great deal of homo sapiens DNA incorporated into the fossils, particularly the ones containing high levels of resin, leading to the theory that these dinosaurs preyed on the once-dominant primates.
https://xkcd.com/2990/
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2024-09-20 22:31:09 GMT

The local police, building inspector, and fire marshal are all contesting my 'safety' assertion, or would be if they could reach me past all the traps.
https://xkcd.com/2988/
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2024-08-31 03:31:04 GMT

During the day it also activates for neat clouds and pretty sunsets.
https://xkcd.com/2979/
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2024-08-28 20:31:07 GMT

At least they're not alone down there.
https://xkcd.com/2978/
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2024-08-16 19:46:14 GMT

They left the belt drive in place but switched which wheel was powered, so people could choose between a regular ride, a long ride, and a REALLY long ride.
https://xkcd.com/2973/
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