That-Mushroom

Do you guys think Trump is the antichrist?
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2024-11-06 00:25:05 GMT

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She's already trying to tell me and my wife what to do.

2024-11-06 00:06:12 GMT

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Yes

2024-11-06 00:04:13 GMT

Kill me please, my MIL is here
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2024-10-22 12:56:19 GMT

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"What did I do to deserve this?"
How is she that retarded?

2024-10-13 00:41:29 GMT

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2024-10-11 16:27:29 GMT

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My family
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2024-10-10 02:00:11 GMT

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Did you like it?

2024-10-10 01:45:49 GMT

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Lucky, I was in special ed my whole childhood

2024-10-10 00:53:59 GMT

Were any of you in special ed?
:nicechan_think:

2024-10-05 01:41:37 GMT

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Oh this is your bathroom? Thought this was a Pinterest thing

2024-10-05 01:37:15 GMT

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I like it

2024-09-30 17:17:42 GMT

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What's a CV?

2024-09-26 10:12:46 GMT

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2024-09-23 00:27:51 GMT

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What's weird about conservatives is that they only care about a good economy

2024-09-18 15:05:18 GMT

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But but... I need my beard

2024-09-11 11:06:46 GMT

How would you rate this woman on looks? (her personality definitely makes her a 1)
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2024-09-08 03:10:31 GMT

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An you guys are worried about jews
It's us mushrooms you should be worried about

2024-09-08 01:35:38 GMT

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Why are you naked?

2024-09-07 01:29:40 GMT

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I don't do anything

2024-09-07 01:25:35 GMT

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I'm a terrible father, I should be shot in the face for being so retarded.

2024-09-05 17:23:20 GMT

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I agree, they are basically the same.
One committed mass killings with kool-aid, the other used a vaccine.

2024-09-04 18:17:04 GMT

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There's no future

2024-09-04 17:38:28 GMT

I should just die at this point

2024-09-03 01:21:51 GMT

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I need boobs

2024-09-02 02:11:39 GMT

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Yeah I can't get it to work

2024-09-02 02:10:48 GMT

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render

2024-09-01 10:49:11 GMT

Probably my favorite cat pic of all time
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2024-08-30 19:37:13 GMT

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Yeah, I'm trying to gage the group, see what they prefer. I like strategy, but the other might get more laughs and play.

2024-08-30 17:48:32 GMT

I got two ideas I have been bouncing around to completely rework this:
A, Make it more like a social game similar to *Cards Against Humanity* but each card has 1 prompt and 3 fillers that you use on other cards. Each card would still be themed around a character like my test cards. This would be fairly easy to make.
B, Make it strategic and make it a little like (loosely like) *Magic the Gathering* with lands and resources. Characters would still be whatever goofy nonsense you guys make. Similar to what I have been trying to get to work, but completely reworked in a different way. I still would have to work out a lot of mechanics and would be a bit of work.
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2024-08-30 01:16:59 GMT

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I thought it was Friday Eve

2024-08-29 03:36:29 GMT

Ugh, I don't know, seems like each time I test this it relies too heavily on dice rolls. I'm gonna shelve this and try something entirely different.
#note18y2…mu26

2024-08-28 15:10:55 GMT

I'll be testing this again hopefully tonight. In the mean time I will poast these here.
BREAKDOWN:
Attack, this is an action listed on the card that the player can preform to cause damage to the other player. The attack is always structured as such:
Name ( #p, Class, Element, #Atk, Status Effect).
Defense, this is a list of weaknesses and resistances used to modify the opponent's attack. The defense is always structured as such:
Element -X / Element +X / Class -Y / Class +Y.
Power (p), is the value used to preform an Attack. The values next to the dice roll symbols indicate the amount of power your character gains after rolling that number.
Atk, this value is indicated by Atk and is used when you use an attack against the opponent's card. This value may be modified by the opponent's defense or any other condition.
Class, is a characteristic given to an attack indicated in the parentheses of the attack. The following are the different classes:
Knight
Ranger
Bard
Brute
Rogue
Berserk
Fighter
Element, is a characteristic given to an attack indicated in the parentheses of the attack. The following are the different Elements:
Fire
Ice
Water
Earth
Lightning
Air
Light
Shadow
Nature
Status Effect, is a condition added to an attack that is applied when the attack is used.
Result, the final value during combat of all the values used are put together (typically your Atk combined with the opponent's defense conditions)
Hit Points, are points that each player starts with and lose as his/her card is attacked
Offeror, the player who posts his/her card to hopefully start a game.
Acceptor, the player who chooses to play against the offering player.
HOW TO PLAY:
Objective: The player remaining that still has hit points left wins.
Setup: The offeror posts 1 card asking for a fight, the acceptor replies with a card. Each player starts with 250 Hit Points. The offeror goes first.
Start Your Turn: At the beginning of your turn, roll a die (e.g., use nice-bot with the command @nice-dice !roll 1d6).
Collect Power: Based on the die roll, collect the corresponding amount of power represented on the card.
Perform Actions: You may perform as many attacks or actions as your accumulated power allows. To perform an attack:
-Deduct the power cost from your total power.
-Use the Atk value of the attack.
-Compare the attack element to your opponent’s defense. Apply any adjustments based on this comparison to determine the final Atk value.
-The opponent loses HP equal to the final resulting Atk value.
Apply Status Effects: If the attack has an associated status effect, apply its effects according to its rules.
End Your Turn: After completing all your actions, pass the turn to the next player.
Changing Cards: If you wish to change cards, you must do so at the beginning of your turn, before rolling the die. Changing cards costs 6 power points (p), and you must forfeit all remaining power.
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2024-08-28 02:05:32 GMT

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I'm a sadgi

2024-08-28 01:38:39 GMT

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I'm not a fun guy

2024-08-28 00:35:03 GMT

I'm retarded. I don't deserve to live

2024-08-27 22:59:23 GMT

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Based

2024-08-27 20:10:50 GMT

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It's so weird because she explains how she would feel heavy shame and them immediately go right back into it. Then when she gave her updates, you can tell she would feel ashamed then suddenly flip and blame him and others and say he will come back crawling to her, then she would flip back to feeling shame.
That seems like a demon that shows itself then gets suppressed again. At best that is a severe case of bipolar disorder.

2024-08-27 18:22:55 GMT

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Wut?

2024-08-27 17:57:41 GMT

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She was purely demon possessed. Tho I hear that this mindset is common among women and I can't understand why

2024-08-27 17:46:59 GMT

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I can't imagine what evil goes through this woman's head, and then she felt so entitled to him. Then to top it off, all her friends tried to get with him, (obviously to use him as she did).

2024-08-27 10:23:15 GMT

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I looked up where this retard got this from. This is the only place it says that, where it also says he had flame eyes and spoke like water. Does that retard literally think that Jesus walked around speaking like water with flames in his eyes too? Obviously this is just before his return for vengeance.
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2024-08-26 00:49:29 GMT

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This is retarded on so many levels, like for one thing, why did she have to get that water cooler? Just set the pack of prime in his room retard.

2024-08-17 03:19:14 GMT

Hey guys, I need some frens to test this out and offer feedback. All I got is 7 cards made up in this newest setup but it should do. The rules are below and anyone is welcome to test it. Thanks!
@Alex_Fog @tyler
BREAKDOWN:
Suits, a characteristic given to the card. There are five suits: circle, triangle, square, spiral, and ex.
Disadvantage, the small circle above the larger circle in the upper left contains the suit that the card has a disadvantage to. When attacking a card with this suit, subtract the flux from your card's Atk.
Advantage, the small circle below the larger circle in the upper left contains the suit that the card has an advantage to. When attacking a card with this suit, subtract the flux from your card's Atk.
Card's Suit, the larger of the three circles in the upper left contains the card's suit.
Flux, this is the value indicated by the +/- symbol and may be added/subtracted to your Atk if the depending if your card has an advantage or disadvantage.
Attack, this is an action listed on the card that the player can preform to cause damage to the other player. The attack is always structured as such: Name ( Xp, Element, YAtk).
Power (p), is the value used to preform an Attack. The values next to the dice roll symbols indicate the amount of power your character gains after rolling that number.
Atk, this value is indicated by Atk and is used when you choose the card to attack the opponent with (flux is applied to this value). This value is attributed to the Attack moves on the card.
Element, a characteristic given to the card. In addition, a weakness and a strength elements are indicated in the parentheses.
Some cards may not have an element.
Result, the final value during combat of all the values used are put together (typically your Atk, +/- flux, and elemental condition)
Hit Points, are points that each player starts with and lose as his/her card is attacked
Offeror, the player who posts his/her card to hopefully start a game.
Acceptor, the player who chooses to play against the offering player.
HOW TO PLAY:
Objective: The player remaining that still has hit points left wins.
Setup: The offeror posts 1 card asking for a fight, the acceptor replies with a card. Each player starts with 250 Hit Points. The offeror goes first.
Order of Play: On the start of the your turn, roll a die, either with a bot, gif, or a real die. You then collect the amount of power associated with that roll. Then you may preform as many attacks or actions as you can afford in power. To preform an attack, deduct the cost in power from your accumulated power, take the Atk value, compare the attack element to your opponent's card's element and add or subtract that adjustment to the Atk value, then compare the opponent's suit to your advantage and disadvantage and add or subtract from the Atk accordingly if it matches, then you have your result. After you have completed all your actions, you then pass it to the next player. If you choose to change cards, it will cost 6p to do so and you must forfeit all remaining power, this can only be done at the end of your turn.
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2024-08-15 20:11:14 GMT

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OnlyFans wouldn't exist without weak men.

2024-08-15 20:03:05 GMT

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2024-08-15 17:39:13 GMT

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Has she had a date before?

2024-08-13 17:47:20 GMT

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That sounds so mean... :blobcatohnoes:

2024-08-13 17:43:26 GMT

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What's a dominatrix?
No, I won't google it, please explain it to me

2024-08-13 15:06:20 GMT

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Oh, is this an old clip?

2024-08-09 12:47:34 GMT

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE -Since 1986

2024-08-09 11:53:19 GMT

I hope I die today

2024-08-08 10:22:07 GMT

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Execution is not sacrifice. Execution is the removal of a criminal or a wicked person. Sacrifice is the death of something in the hope it will give you some kind of gain.
-Abortion is sacrifice
-Witch burnings were executions
-Murderers killed on death row were executions

2024-08-02 23:36:08 GMT

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Yes, I can't remember any right now tho

2024-08-02 23:32:40 GMT

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Shabboss goyim? Something like that I think

2024-08-02 23:28:56 GMT

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They are in the voices I hear

2024-08-02 23:21:13 GMT

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Joe Biden gave me the n-word (nigger) pass

2024-08-02 23:18:59 GMT

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That's a miss steak

2024-08-02 23:08:22 GMT

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Boom my balls all over InDesign

2024-08-02 23:05:34 GMT

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Cum for Adobe

2024-08-02 22:56:07 GMT

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Adobe has become a joke. I use it at work and it seems to get more buggy each update. Affinity seems like a good paid alternative that's making headway

2024-08-02 22:50:29 GMT

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Inkscape, GIMP, and Krita are my trio

2024-08-02 12:49:09 GMT

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The chirp fedi

2024-08-02 03:01:09 GMT

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2024-07-10 01:03:38 GMT

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Shoot myself

2024-06-25 22:08:08 GMT

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Well that's how I got in one

2024-06-25 17:46:48 GMT

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By being a kid

2024-06-25 17:14:33 GMT

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"No you bigot. You have to join in his drinking and go to all his drinking parties and celebrate each time he collapses on the floor drunk. You also should supply him with beer. That's what Jesus would do."

2024-06-25 10:43:14 GMT

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I thought it caps at 20

2024-06-24 17:05:30 GMT

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But a common complaint I hear is that women hate it when their guy spends time on his hobby, and that goes tenfold if it's something stupid like video games.

2024-06-24 16:46:56 GMT

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Uuuhhh... I dunno

2024-06-24 12:50:21 GMT

Females, who would you rather have as your BF/hubby?
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2024-06-24 10:50:39 GMT

Here are the results:
Is there a poll I should do about men?
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2024-06-21 17:11:24 GMT

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Another guy said basically the same thing. Even though I like that answer, I'll only be accepting the official answer

2024-06-21 17:04:50 GMT

Hint: there is something not said about the bed
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2024-06-21 11:32:51 GMT

Solve it:
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2024-06-20 10:47:56 GMT

Okay, let's settle this once and for all. Males, who would you rather be your GF/waifu?

2024-06-17 17:44:49 GMT

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She looks so gross