:nyndance2: 33 year old loser transfem (yep) What else is there to even put here. I like monkeys and apes and all primates in general. You may have seen me on my self hosted single user instance where I also go by monkey. I like a lot of kinds of music like ambient, smooth jazz, rnb, rap, and a lot more. I also really like internet horror and horror in general. D00M!!!!
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Last Notes npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk @nprofile…5fvr the only good foid is a cat foid npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk https://media.worm.pink/media/411a7bbf7fcfedcddf7571c90cd4b9f7b9f0def156ca45b3030e35360f092003.jpg npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk @nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…ehgy when did I ever mention this? npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk Pho-get about it npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk @nprofile…6ns5 is this real?? https://media.worm.pink/media/711b4d055b81dd5f090e8935764600d4c752cf9e7f3beac866a9f48f5b07bb6d.jpg npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk @nprofile…72y8 how did I keep missing this lol. I'm just kind of hoping I can bypass all that, but I'd not it's not the end of the world. Also as another side note, I'm not buying this to use as a main phone. I did not realize that's why you were buying this! It does motivate me more to figure out how to bypass this. npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk @nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…ztx6 what do you mean by in AUGUST npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk @nprofile…g80s @nprofile…d84g listen Brendan. Seriously, stop, listen. You gotta get on this thing. It's the internet. It's like a place in technology you can just hit bitches up. It's great, I do it all the time. I have 50 replies from girls already. Sure, they all told me to fuck off, but they TALKED to me Brendan. I don't even need a computer anymore I just use my phone. Ya gotta try it out. Maybe you'll finally get some action instead of making pretend movies with your lame friends - HEY! WHAT DID I SAY? IF YOU DONT STOP USING YOUR HANDS ILL RIP THEM OFF!!! https://media.worm.pink/media/45c780b7505af900a6c8d38e177623e7c806dfbcbec9e1864f182b9ba762fcbd.jpg npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk @nprofile…g80s why were you driving with cat nip? npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk @nprofile…ehgy damn you don't even need to have a bunch of money first? npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk Wake up, empress. There's a beautiful risings to be had. npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk Oh my gooood I accidentally pushed my nose piercing hard into my septum while showering and dit bled so much aaaah It stopped already but that scared the shit out of me. Time to spray saline up there yay npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk @nprofile…ehgy just fill in the blank idk I had no particular idea with this npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk should I do it, chat? npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk @nprofile…6ns5 @nprofile…ehgy damn grok, ok ok, pop off queen. I can sense the doom in these words *drops spork* npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk @nprofile…xz9d I hope this email finds you well As per my last communication, I still hope that you burn in hell Regards npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk Just one more hour til I can turn off the windows sloptop npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk @nprofile…l5m0 I got a pebble 2 duo myself a while ago and rock it all the time now it's nice npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk @nprofile…l5m0 which one did you get?? npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk @nprofile…l5m0 this is pretty cool tbh and opens up the potential to have nostr like linked accounts across various apps npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk @nprofile…72y8 @nprofile…gunk I'm so dumb I didn't even expand the thread. anyways I preordered one and once it finally gets here I'll let you know how it works! npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk @nprofile…cqap same vibes as this https://media.worm.pink/media/515355b36b092d949362dea7a27a714de2ab8f73e022e5bb39a2913c2dec50be.jpg npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk I basically slept all day until now. I have to sleep for work in a couple hours lol npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk :necoBurgerShy: me when I go to McDonald's npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk @nprofile…89wp I have no hopes that it'll be good, have you seen the slop obsidian has been putting out the last couple years? npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk @nprofile…d73q we need to build a billion more data centers to help solve the solution to global warming by using AI npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk ⣿⣿⡻⠿⣳⠸⢿⡇⢇⣿⡧⢹⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡐⣯⠁ ⠄⠄ ⠟⣛⣽⡳⠼⠄⠈⣷⡾⣥⣱⠃⠣⣿⣿⣿⣯⣭⠽⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⢢⠏⠄ ⠄ ⢠⡿⠶⣮⣝⣿⠄⠄⠈⡥⢭⣥⠅⢌⣽⣿⣻⢶⣭⡿⠿⠜⢿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄ ⠄⣼⣧⠤⢌⣭⡇⠄⠄⠄⠭⠭⠭⠯⠴⣚⣉⣛⡢⠭⠵⢶⣾⣦⡍⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⣿⣷⣯⣭⡷⠄⠄⢀⣀⠩⠍⢉⣛⣛⠫⢏⣈⣭⣥⣶⣶⣦⣭⣛⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⢀⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣎⢩⠌⣡⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠄⠄⠄ ⢸⡿⢟⣽⠎⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠄⠄ ⣰⠯⣾⢅⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄ ⢰⣄⡉⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄ ⢯⣌⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⢸⣇⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⢸⣟⣧⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠈⢹⡧⣿⣸⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠗⣈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄ ⠄⠘⢷⡳⣾⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⢀⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠄ ⠄⠄⠈⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠄⠄ npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk @nprofile…87ru wasn't this meme made after someone made a post where a person with vocal ticks kept yelling "Jacking off" randomly and everyone around him loved it? npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk @nprofile…syld This creature has the faith npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk @nprofile…l5m0 @nprofile…em79 I wonder if Nintendo will have the balls to add a randomizer if they remake it. Probably not, but I've been hooked on oot randomizers lately and that would be cool to see recognized officially. npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk @nprofile…em79 @nprofile…l5m0 why do we need another oot remake just move on already everyone. We got ship of harkinian Nintendo can just pack it up npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk https://youtu.be/8WTI-Bp7Ppw yall remember kony 2012? what a fuckign weird time online https://media.worm.pink/media/519f6372919c897391de5dac1a8887ed2d8bc7598fab1b6f25cc554440f7d80b.png npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk what game should I play gang npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk @nprofile…7yfj @nprofile…v927 yeah dog this is a common scam don't ever do this npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk I called a coworker "twin" as a joke and dude hit me with "twin??? You're pushing 40' and I lost it npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk Thank you God for letting the events of humanity build up to the point to where 7up energy drinks exist https://media.worm.pink/media/b7d2d3735cbcbd885530ed0834a2e874961db3fac6dc96244e4b24d046390ee0.png npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk Getting this as a tramp stamp tattoo https://media.worm.pink/media/bc5e3cda2cf2924f5f809e4dc9cff411121eadb3f47d6ebff401f7c2f800453b.jpg npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk @nprofile…72y8 I should start those then. idk that's insensitive I had bad experiences on antipsychotics personally but I've been on god knows how many antidepressants. npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk @nprofile…72y8 do they? I don't really understand this one I just thought the concept was funny npub1npadda3wvrvpxc0qt059ucd9szhvq5uhfzgzv4l7x07k4qn0xr4sz6r6wl monkey wodk https://media.worm.pink/media/4c106fa94645bf814fef8be6c55fb7ac8d21d98502ecbc5666defd5c3a0f17fe.png