WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!
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Last Notes npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael @npub17lg…9uux watch customers flee without understanding what they’re fleeing from: https://aus.social/@jpm/112812079293445696 npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael @npub1fuh…3kut lol not really - at a guess DownDetector themselves are affected because they’re showing AWS offline too npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael Broke: you won’t get hacked if you run an antivirus! Woke: you won’t get hacked if you run a gigantic corporate IT security software suite! Bespoke: you won’t get hacked if your computer can’t start up because your gigantic corporate IT security software suite deployed a bad update! npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael @npub1fuh…3kut DO IT YOU COWARDS npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael @npub1fuh…3kut I would personally prefer not to have it, but my employer insists on it. Feel free to take it off me if you like npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael @npub1kr5…nwzy can confirm. Some of them have supporting legs on the shield that sucks up all the heat that go through holes on the board, and I’ve heard of one single socket that’s entirely through-hole connections - 20 or so pins npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael @npub1fuh…3kut is this another made-up thing by a USA-American company’s fucking useless ITsec department that can’t even get 2FA rolled out? $DAYJOB is claiming “smishing” isn’t something they just made up npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael @npub1fuh…3kut if they keep feeding him massive amounts of amphetamines, the problem will take care of itself sooner rather than later npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael @npub1fuh…3kut does it include the suburban V/Locity and loco sets? npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael @npub1fuh…3kut oh it’s another marketing stunt? npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael PSA for #electronics folks: the tiny USB-C hotplate that does a great job for SMD rework is on sale for quite cheap right now - https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005007009784987.html npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael @npub1fuh…3kut eh, Linux is not UNIX. It started out looking vaguely a bit like one, but yeahnah it’s definitely not. npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael @npub1fuh…3kut oh, the VPN that conveniently ignores the existence of IPv6 and doesn’t bother doing any fuckenating with that traffic? That’d be GlobalProtect… npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael Well, at least they remembered to disable Windows Defender on the new work craptop. Unfortunately there’s still Sophos and FireEye fighting over who’s regex engine will take all available CPU cycles npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael @npub1fuh…3kut hey I used to work in that building, but IBM = I’ve Been Moved npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael @npub1fuh…3kut your kink is not my kink, but your kink is ok if it’s all consensual npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael @npub1fuh…3kut why? Is it because there’s nothing actually wrong, they just should never ever be online? npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael Anyway, as a little treat, please look at this completely brain-munted cat. We still love him though. #CatsOfMastodon https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/112/484/604/646/707/400/original/672b7f5b70fb220d.jpeg npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael Influenza infection: 1 star, not generally recommended. The hallucinations and fever dreams are interesting, definitely don’t like my legs feeling like they’ve been beaten with a sack of doorknobs. npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael Well fuck. Just before I had my flu shot too. https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/112/460/556/696/382/414/original/3d550ed3c0729ce2.jpeg npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael Ok that’s fucking it. I’m done with these “digital marketing” fuckheads infesting my email inbox which they scraped from LinkedIn. Any unsolicited email from them will be responded to with a suggestion to stick their face in a woodchipper so they can finally be useful. npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael Missing: 2 Yubikeys Last seen somewhere on my desk No reward npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael @npub1fuh…3kut my personal policy is anything that requires Docker is an automatic get fucked I’m not going to bother npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael I *thought* that tyre looked low, turns out it was at 115kPa. It’s supposed to be 240. npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael A 600dB truck horn, for when you need to deafen God from across the universe https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005006139224416.html npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael Hey @npub1fuh…3kut was it you looking for the 8x2.5G + 2x10G switches? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005006615185733.html npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael @npub1fuh…3kut everything old is new again npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael Respecting the troops with an immaculately-trimmed suburban driveway goatee. It’s what the Diggers would have wanted https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/112/328/939/291/148/172/original/1198ab0ebe037b02.jpeg npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael I swear I just caught our idiot cat licking the power socket in the hallway npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael @npub1fuh…3kut 16:9 ratio panel ripped out of a TV, meh. The extra pixels in a 16:10 are very noticeable npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael @npub1fuh…3kut ugh another 16:9 panel ripped out of a TV? Pass. npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael @npub1fuh…3kut aha that’s exactly who I was looking at. Is their stuff any good? npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael @npub1fuh…3kut hm plenty of 4x2.5 + 2x10 or 8x2.5 + 1x10 npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael Giving a cop your unlocked phone is an insanely terrible idea. https://aus.social/@perkinsy/112271834627847339 npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael @npub1fuh…3kut *laughs in Huawei 4G USB dongle that presents an IDENTICAL USB-CDC ethernet interface no matter the model* npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael @npub1fuh…3kut again or still? npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael First coffee is for starting heart Second coffee is for starting brain Third coffee is for starting work npub1nqxuqdql5vg28e624hu4p7md38yf47ssvzwadpat05ls2a8kakrsgujqtk Joel Michael Maaaaaarge, the rains are ‘ere! https://mediacdn.aus.social/media_attachments/files/111/167/464/734/907/901/original/bf9726c622d6462c.png