Proud to say I was on Twitter for about 2 weeks, 1 tweet, and Musk didn’t like it because I pointed out he inadvertently criticized Rupert Murdock, so he had my only tweet taken down. Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor. CA family guy via FL via PA. My hobbies are saying stupid stuff. I can’t think of any other hobbies.
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Last Notes npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub10jk…dpae npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ In their #project2025 #maga fantasy world, THEY will be the only ones to decide who the candidates will be npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub1the…k9sg npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ #mattgaetz #gaetz #maga npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ BREAKING - Republican North Carolina Lt Governor Mark Robinson issued a clarification over his “some folks need killing” statement, saying simply “I didn’t mean Trump” npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub1tel…4v4v npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ Did everyone leave Mastodon? npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ In Canada, “back bacon” implies the existence of “front bacon”. And in the States, “Canadian bacon”’ implies that it exists as bacon. Neither of these statements are true. npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ #memes #dankmemes #HunterBiden #maga #trumpisafelon #trump npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ #trump #maga #Republicans npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ #Apple is removing the calculator app from the #iPhone so you have to buy an #iPad if you need to do math npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ #trumpisafelon npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ Hey remember when there were refrigerated trucks used to hold bodies, and the President said the doctors should look into using disinfectants and light instead the body, and use hydroxychloroquine with no evidence it worked, and he refused to wear a mask inspiring others to go maskless then he got Covid and #Biden didn’t? Good times, right? #maga #trump npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub1jdw…awld npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub1k4q…4nh2 npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ TECH BROS FOR #TRUMP npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub1lnm…624t npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub1xpc…3t05 npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ Maybe some women choose a bear instead of a man because the bear might have a stash of cocaine 🤷 npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub1lnm…624t npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub1xpc…3t05 npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub1lnm…624t npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ The #phillies have the best record in baseball but have played only 3 games against teams currently above .500 (Atlanta in the first series of the season and they were 1-2) 😬 npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub1k4q…3lsq npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub1the…k9sg npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub1the…k9sg npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ #trump #trumptrial #justice #comics npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ There are no bad dogs, just bad dog owners. - Cesar Millan npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub1xpc…3t05 npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ It was heartwarming to see all the #Trump family members showing up today to support Don in this total witch hunt of a trial npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ I don’t pay hush money to women that have sex with me because I’m pretty sure they’re not going to brag about it. npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ Mike Johnson’s moment of pointing out the truth npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub1xpc…3t05 npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ This is B.S. I wore my #eclipse glasses and I could barely even see the TV! npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ Don’t you think it would be more exciting if the sun eclipsed the moon? npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub1jdw…awld npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub1lzz…jhl3 npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ #comics #gop #republicans #trump npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ I fear the Vice Presidency may have an effect on Aaron Rodgers’ passing efficiency. npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub1xpc…3t05 npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub10hv…7c77 npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ SF 10 KC 13 npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub1xpc…3t05 npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ Donald #Trump will not be prevented from appearing on California’s #gop ballot because he hasn’t been convicted of insurrection, nor has he been charged. A reasonable decision in my opinion. npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub1lnm…624t npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ #eagles #flyeaglesfly #nfl @nfl npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub1xpc…3t05 npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ BREAKING - The #GOP is now requesting suggestions from the voters for #speakerofthehouse npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub1xpc…3t05 npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub1vud…460v npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ “Grooming” is also teaching a child to shoot a gun when you don’t even live in the wilderness npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub1xpc…3t05 npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub1xpc…3t05 npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ McRepublicans remove McCarthy and McHenry becomes the new McSpeaker npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ Not to brag but, I might be on the next Forbes list of the worlds richest people after reassessing the value of my house. npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ Question - How many small government preaching billionaires does it take to solve a country's homeless problem. npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ It looked uncatchable 🤷 npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ Does Microsoft know that Putin is using Windows to get rid of his political rivals? npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ It looks like it’s a good day to repost my poor quality #meme Weekend At Mitchie’s npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub1lnm…624t they haven’t bamboozled America. They’ve bought utter madness for America npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub1tel…4v4v npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub1z9z…c6cq I plan to keep laughing that’s why I get vaccinated npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub1z9z…c6cq npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ Great news! I have horrible allergies! npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub189n…satx npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ #trumpindictment #memes npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub10xg…h39u npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ I had to check to see if he was breathing 😂 npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub189n…satx npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ They settled around 100 child abuse claims but have around 500 more? This is the same Archbishop that banned Catholic Nancy Pelosi from taking communion in the church. Probably because, you know, the Democrat Party is a child grooming cult. npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ Someone needs to tell #trump that only US citizens are allowed to run for President. “Sovereign citizens” are ineligible. 🤣 npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ I emailed Neil Tyson Degrasse asking him if lasagna crosses the event horizon of a black hole does it become spaghetti? npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ @npub19fy…n5nv npub1ns4e9vrf79fl3evev376s32cyn7kf8xr2wl5dmu2mv2ekk2pru2s9n3drw Stanley Nerdlinger ❌ Did you ever wave to someone you know in the grocery store then realize it was a total stranger so you have to pretend you waved to someone behind him, and he turns around and sees no one is behind him but you’re already committed so you pretend to talk to an invisible person then security comes out of nowhere and asks you to leave the store because you’re disturbing the other shoppers then you get to your car and realize you forgot to buy eggs which was the whole purpose of going to the store in the first place so you have to go BACK into the store and on the way in you see the real person you thought you saw in the store so you wave to him then realize it the same fucking person you waved to inside the store? Boy is that awkward.
