hodlpleb

The Bug Lobby is going to regulate and tax beef until it is unaffordable and you will have no choice but to eat bug burgers.
#buglobby
https://edition.cnn.com/2024/06/26/business/denmark-cows-carbon-tax/index.html

2024-06-27 04:07:06

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because the unemployed drug addict does not make a fool of himself trying to impress the girl

2024-06-27 04:06:30

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it is weird that attractive people are not attracted to ugly people

2024-06-26 17:40:44

This should be your reaction to "not finding a girlfriend" but you are wasting your sexual energy looking at porn
#note1t5r…3zv0

2024-06-24 19:18:10

no matter how attractive or successful the woman,
she wants a man to be confident and to be her leader.
#relationships
#note1n4k…quvd

2024-06-22 21:45:12

@npub15dq…lm5m thanks you for selling him your bitcoin.
#bitcoin
https://www.microstrategy.com/press/microstrategy-acquires-additional-11931-bitcoins-and-now-holds-226331-btc_06-20-2024

2024-06-18 21:09:44

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15x incoming ?

2024-06-18 17:17:59

#meme #buglobby
https://m.primal.net/IpTL.jpg

2024-06-18 16:56:03

#meme #taylorswift #doge
https://m.primal.net/IpSJ.jpg
#note1y30…ljg3

2024-06-18 16:52:54

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Imagine paying hundreds of $$$ to see this

2024-06-18 15:44:03

I don't really see it this year or last year.
I would not know it is Pride Month except for the memes complaining about Pride Month
#meme #nostr
#note1p3l…4v46

2024-06-18 15:36:41

Hand out some legal problems
Stand Biden up for a debate June 27th
Maybe throw in an emergent health problem
Dems really freak out by August 1st - 15th
After much fanfare, Newsome get nomination on Aug 22nd
#note16w2…e6yp

2024-06-18 04:55:48

You are a lost cause.
The Bug Lobby is coming for your kids.
#buglobby
#nevent1q…gdjk

2024-06-18 04:53:52

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fuck. this.

2024-06-18 04:46:08

https://m.primal.net/IoMu.jpg
#note1534…d8nt

2024-06-18 03:18:25

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frank & beans

2024-06-18 02:32:29

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is that zendaya

2024-06-18 02:29:33

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there was the clip of him getting the vaccine where they made no bones about it being on a stage
people will see this and be like "oh heck they obviously did that just this one time, that's why they showed it, they would never do anything to deceive us in real life"

2024-06-18 02:27:35

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all the world's a stage

2024-06-17 20:36:30

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Well they know their audience, putting the hot chick on the first frame of the video

2024-06-17 20:28:18

#meme #relationships
https://m.primal.net/IoSY.jpg

2024-06-17 20:26:31

Nostr has a very high ratio of smart & attractive people.
This is by design.
#note104p…cnmw

2024-06-16 23:27:55

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will keep your hardware wallet dry

2024-06-16 00:27:21

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tryin' to zap you

2024-06-16 00:08:52

#meme #bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/ImIY.jpg
#note1f7e…3yxt

2024-06-16 00:02:33

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i still had the bandwidth to make this meme

2024-06-16 00:01:04

#meme #dadstr
https://m.primal.net/ImIG.jpg

2024-06-14 19:01:06

The bug lobby doesn't want you to know that when you see "Acheta"on your Ingredient List, you are eating crickets.
#buglobby

2024-06-13 20:25:49

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Seems like they might done with Biden, slowly opening the floodgates of negative news, timing it so he gets caught in such a swirl that Pres Newsome can step into the race at the correct moment, then Biden can spend the last 6 months of his presidency signing pardons and disappear.

2024-06-13 19:56:08

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what about the Walgreens cashier ?

2024-06-13 19:36:22

#meme #nostr
https://m.primal.net/IjWd.jpg

2024-06-13 19:36:03

#meme
https://m.primal.net/IjWa.jpg

2024-06-13 19:29:33

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Currently running 0.5.3 🧠

2024-06-13 18:50:41

I haven't dove too much into @npub1agh…mhct beyond the Bitcoin Node feature
Is there any kind of option to auto-backup to another Umbrel that is offsite ?
Thinking I could get some family to start using BitWarden, NextCloud, etc - but need to have a backup in case things go haywire.
Would be cool if my node could backup to their node, and their node could backup to my node
#umbrel

2024-06-12 19:11:07

#meme #bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/IiJx.jpg

2024-06-11 04:22:17

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It's Apple's (and other tech companies) job to keep the current powers in power.

2024-06-10 21:26:27

Got kiddo working on a 9-day reading streak. 📚
🍦Offered him an ice cream outing if he got to 7 days.
When he got to 7 days,
I dropped a Double-or-Nothing on him:
🎳 Go for 14-days for Bowling / Putt-Putt and Ice Cream.
Now he doesn't want to break his streak 📈
1 Week: 🍦 Ice Cream
2 Week: 🎳 Bowling/Putt-Putt
4 Week: ⚾ Night Baseball Game
8 Week: 🎢 Day at Amusement Park
#dadstr

2024-06-10 21:20:23

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there are different ways to interpret this

2024-06-10 19:44:22

Anyone have opinions on Whey Protein Powder vs Beef Bone Protein Powder?

2024-06-09 04:36:11

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It's gonna be tough. Encountered a 9/11 reference in a kid magazine tonight. I tried stuck to the bare facts and said "I'm sure we'll talk about this a lot more as you get older..."

2024-06-09 04:29:26

How do you explain history to your children
if you do not believe the stories that are written in history books?
How do you show kids what you believe,
without damning them to be socially rejected?
#dadstr

2024-06-08 05:16:11

I really think someone big is fucking with us,
keeping the price at 69,420 for as long as possible
#bitcoin

2024-06-07 22:04:30

Can someone explain to me how Trump being "The Crypto President" would not just turn the US into an even bigger shit coin factory?
#bitcoin

2024-06-07 21:26:21

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a billion three hundred million trillion three hundred million

2024-06-07 21:17:42

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crazy that he would say that or
the situation is crazy when you think about ?

2024-06-07 20:31:01

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couldn't possibly get any closer to being a woman

2024-06-07 19:45:01

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Depends which app/client you are using

2024-06-07 18:58:59

⚡️ I am sorry to say it - You all don't zap enough ⚡️
If you take out the big zappers who drop 10k or 5k zaps, there are very few 1, 10, 21 sat zaps out there. The "Most Zapped 24h" notes have a few big zaps, and hardly anything else.
Stop being stingy. Especially with the creators who post paintings, photography, etc.
Drop a few sats everytime you laugh at a post or are drawn to press the 🤙 button.
It will encourage more people to share themselves.
#bitcoin #zapathon #plebchain

2024-06-07 16:06:45

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no recommendations but this reminds me to complain that I have to set "meshtastic" and "#meshtastic" as two different search tags
https://m.primal.net/IcBr.jpg

2024-06-06 00:16:47

Got "The Mandibles" from the library today.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mandibles

2024-06-05 23:58:49

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neither do most people on nostr
💥

2024-06-05 18:08:28

You can still get 1,000,000 satoshis for less that $1,000.
In the future, your kids will ask you about this.
#bitcoin #dadstr

2024-06-05 05:10:45

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never really liked this scene, I've had dejavu but never within a 1 second span

2024-06-05 02:35:37

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So what is happening right now,
since we're all now being distracted with the revelation of the truth?

2024-06-05 02:28:51

If the kids want to do some random experiment
and it's not going to hurt anyone or ruin property,
just let them do it.
You don't need to manage everything for them.
#dadstr

2024-06-04 19:01:02

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safest thing is to workout with your eyes closed

2024-06-04 18:57:14

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I just un-followed and re-followed you, will see if that syncs up.

2024-06-04 18:47:06

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no bigger waste of time that trying to keep up with the lives of drama-filled single adult friends

2024-06-04 18:34:43

Coinbase crash incoming.
#bitcoin

2024-06-04 18:08:22

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Slowly roll out the old news while they do something new to us ?

2024-06-04 16:53:28

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7 y/o phone (RIP)
12 y/o computer
20 y/o car
40 y/o wife

2024-06-04 04:11:14

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iPhone 7

2024-06-04 03:57:38

Smashed the screen on my 7 year old phone.
Do I replace the screen? Buy a new phone?
#asknostr

2024-06-03 19:32:56

#meme
https://m.primal.net/IXYA.jpg

2024-06-03 19:23:18

#meme
https://m.primal.net/IXXa.jpg

2024-06-03 04:56:44

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yeah but buy an NFT

2024-06-03 04:35:29

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They already were not doing it last year
https://m.primal.net/IWmF.png

2024-06-02 07:18:18

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"Buy an EV, you'll save on gas" - whoops that means no gas tax.
Instead of adjusting the budget and spending less, they'll just find another way to squeeze money out of *everyone* - no matter if they already pay the gas tax or not.

2024-06-01 20:18:02

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1Password / Bitwarden

2024-05-31 20:29:14

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If airline route information is accurate
(I suppose you could argue that...)
on the supposed round globe:
Tokyo, Japan to Washington, DC
roughly 7,000 miles
in 14 hours
(~500 miles / hour)
and
Sydney, Australia to Buenos Aires, Argentina
roughly 8,000 miles
in 17 hours
(~470 miles / hour)
Until I see math like this on a flat earth...

2024-05-31 20:05:38

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I have considered FE as a possibility, but I'm not going to pretend that I understand astrophysics.
From what I've read and tend to believe, the sun would have to streak across the sky in Australia, and all the air traffic controllers on the plant would have to be coordinated in false information.

2024-05-31 19:16:13

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good dude but I think the flat earth puts a lot of people off, modern air travel and the path of the sun don't add up unless it really is all just a computer simulation

2024-05-31 18:25:42

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please spend a week changing this code so that the user has the same experience that they currently have

2024-05-31 17:55:14

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#note1cdk…hwta

2024-05-31 14:50:15

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I have a long list of personal references I could have put in that "Nostr" slot.

2024-05-31 14:27:08

new meme just dropped
#meme
https://m.primal.net/ITqS.jpg

2024-05-31 05:28:51

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I just think people are not thinking critically when they think Trump is a cult but they don't see that Woke/Covid is a cult, or vice versa.

2024-05-31 05:15:27

Was compelled to make this after some messages I received today
#meme
https://m.primal.net/ITTJ.jpg

2024-05-30 21:13:00

Kids do many that could be upsetting.
Your reaction will affect if they feel safe with you in the future.
Your reaction is fully within your control.
#dadstr

2024-05-30 19:53:10

#meme #bitcoin
https://m.primal.net/ISuw.jpg

2024-05-30 18:03:55

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But he's been PM for several years now?

2024-05-30 02:22:12

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Maybe I am numb but felt like there was way less of this last June. Really barely noticed it except for a few occasions. Maybe it has peaked.

2024-05-29 22:03:21

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https://www.vintag.es/2019/09/female-hysteria.html

2024-05-29 21:58:23

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reminds me of the old-timey doctor who cured "female hysteria" by giving them orgasms ...

2024-05-29 19:44:37

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leave your 12 words at home

2024-05-29 18:37:17

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I honestly don't know enough about the protocol to comment on this. I mostly use it the same as I'd use Xitter at this point. Seems there is a lot of potential for other uses and we're just in the infancy of uptake.

2024-05-29 17:49:32

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To be fair, there is still an element of randomness in it all. The kids might hate the fact that we're anti-mainstream pro-meat anti-centralization bitcoiners.

2024-05-29 17:18:32

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Probably not, especially for GPS.
Even if Airplane Mode actually turns off your outgoing radios, GPS is a receiver - your phone receives signals from GPS satellites and calculates your location based on those signals.
Could be that it's always recording GPS coordinates and maybe uploads them later.

2024-05-29 16:37:19

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There are things that I don't really want to know, mostly because people can do sick things, but I don't usually turn away from it if I stumble upon it.

2024-05-29 16:34:20

Your adult children will be your life's Proof-of-Work.
#dadstr

2024-05-29 16:31:57

People don't want to hear it:
"Just save your extra money into bitcoin and wait."
it seems too risky.
It seems too boring.
It seems too simple.
In retrospect, it will seem too obvious.
#bitcoin

2024-05-29 16:15:48

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obviously the only logical solution is to kill all the birds

2024-05-28 22:19:56

#meme
https://m.primal.net/IQdx.jpg
#note1pjy…3sv2

2024-05-28 18:19:13

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The result of being told that both parents should work outside the home

2024-05-28 18:16:58

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It's in September, maybe someone told them what is coming

2024-05-28 17:38:35

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So how do we draw these lines as a society? We don't want government to tell us how to live, and everyone should be able to say what they want, but ignoring the people that we don't agree with just pushes them further into the dark corners.

2024-05-28 17:30:39

Semler Scientific makes #bitcoin a treasury asset
https://m.primal.net/IQQq.png

2024-05-28 17:19:53

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I don't know that it helps me with anything,
but ignoring people does not make them disappear.
It's also interesting to observe, would love to see opinions of the "I advocate for all censored people" crowd.