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2026-06-27 06:43:02 GMT

Can you believe this motherfucker? They literally just shot up a container ship during the ceasefire. Unfuckinbelievable.
https://x.com/i/status/2070624911786406045
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2026-04-22 16:11:20 GMT

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@nprofile…dlsx I don't think anyone likes Claude after March 31 leak. I mean, if they can't keep their own source code private, what does that tell you about the shit you feed their LLM.

2026-04-17 13:12:15 GMT

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@nprofile…36ex @nprofile…acsl yeah, man, that's super weird. I mean I never installed/used mint because I'm more of a debian guy, but in general I never had big issues installing Linux on even cheapest Chinese laptops. Unless Mint has some weird quirks I'm not aware of, that's some shady stuff right there.

2026-04-16 12:57:08 GMT

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@nprofile…36ex @nprofile…acsl which one did you grab?

2026-04-16 07:43:32 GMT

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@nprofile…36ex personally, non whatsoever. But my neighbor keeps coming back to them, and he says they're great.

2026-04-16 07:22:29 GMT

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@nprofile…36ex @nprofile…acsl take a look at this Dutch company. They're solid and they'll even ship you the computer with Linux preinstalled if you want
https://www.skikk.eu

2026-04-11 07:15:17 GMT

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@nprofile…3hmk yeah, I must admit their Lego series was pretty funny. Not bad for bacon deniers 🤣

2026-04-11 07:09:36 GMT

<<Iran can't find its own mines in the Strait of Hormuz, US officials say>>
Oh so that's what it is. Totally not them Iranians not being willing to give up the pressure lol
https://www.theweek.in/news/middle-east/2026/04/11/iran-cant-find-its-own-mines-in-the-strait-of-hormuz-us-officials-say.html

2026-04-04 12:53:13 GMT

Easter is the most confusing christian holiday ever. Think about it: we celebrate the death and resurrection of Christ by painting fuckin' eggs and having a goddamn rodent hide them, because, reasons, I guess.
What's the deal here? 🤣🤣

2026-04-01 21:10:20 GMT

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@nprofile…thll @nprofile…dlsx it's actually even less than that, because you won't be flying trough the center of the belt. We're talking 0.18 to 1.14 rads. To put it in a perspective, a threshold for acute radiation sickness is generally 100 rads.

2026-04-01 20:56:51 GMT

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@nprofile…dlsx humans can't get trough the center of the van Allen belts during maximum activity without significantly increasing their cancer risk, sure. But then, humans never did that, even assuming that the Apollo program wasn't a scam, so there's that.

2026-03-31 08:53:07 GMT

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@nprofile…t344 were they ever a thing? I thought that's just a south park invention 🤔🤣

2026-03-29 09:53:56 GMT

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@nprofile…g939 I don't think those were actual eugenicists though. Seems more like a bunch of pharma execs and government retards gobbling everything that the "science™" says.

2026-03-29 09:43:17 GMT

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@nprofile…g939 that's pretty unlikely. I mean, them eugenicists do have a goddamn mission like they always do, but their mission is to get rid of the weak and challenged, not the kind of people the military would want to enlist, so there's that.

2026-03-28 08:57:25 GMT

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@nprofile…jdwz on the other hand, given the taxes you Brits pay, you'd kinda expect dogshit scooping personnel on every corner, no? 🤔😂

2026-03-25 12:46:34 GMT

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@nprofile…rhsx @nprofile…3hmk pretty sure it's more than that. I've tried adding MSG to fermented cabbage and it wasn't quite the same... 😉😂

2026-03-25 12:43:34 GMT

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@nprofile…rhsx @nprofile…3hmk yeah, but that's just spicy sour kraut. Them Koreans make it with rotten fish and shit, ya know ;)

2026-03-25 12:20:15 GMT

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@nprofile…3hmk oh I bet. I'd imagine it's like with real fermented pickles in eastern Europe - pretty much every household will have it's own way of doing it ;)

2026-03-25 12:13:50 GMT

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@nprofile…3hmk I can totally grab some of that rotten fish water and kimchi chilli mix if that helps ;)

2026-03-25 12:09:53 GMT

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@nprofile…3hmk jokes aside though, you wouldn't happen to have a kimchi recipe that I could actually pull off with the stuff I can buy in Europe, would you? 🤔😂

2026-03-25 12:03:17 GMT

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@nprofile…3hmk fuk dat! The next time I'll decide to go oversees I'll go to some shithole in korea to have some real kimchi! 😂😉

2026-03-25 12:00:11 GMT

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@nprofile…3hmk damn! I thought those sabertooth deer only live in India and the darkie street poopers hunt them to the verge of extinction for musk!

2026-03-25 10:59:55 GMT

Gigantometrus swammerdami - the largest scorpions species alive today. I found a breeder in Switzerland with a bunch of babies for sell. Ordered me 5 for don't even ask how much. Ze wife will be thrilled, no doubt lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigantometrus_swammerdami
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2026-03-24 19:54:37 GMT

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@nprofile…6449 good. Running's for children and cowards! ;)

2026-03-24 08:25:44 GMT

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@nprofile…kgrj I haven't seen those in some time in Italy. Nowadays they usually give you mikrotik or fritzbox. But yeah, there was a time when Italy was flooded with those Huawei routers with built in battery and terrible wifi

2026-03-24 07:01:47 GMT

<<US Bans Import Of Foreign-Made Routers Over Cybersecurity Risks>>
Hope you guys REALLY like Netgear lol
https://www.businesstoday.com.my/2026/03/24/us-bans-import-of-foreign-made-routers-over-cybersecurity-risks/

2026-03-23 20:22:24 GMT

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@nprofile…jl9q looks like something Bethesda would make lol
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2026-03-23 12:33:44 GMT

Hey if the US military pretty much obliterated the Iranian authorities and all, you know, as Trump keeps claiming, whom exactly is the witkoff guy negotiating with over there? Seriously. I'm confused here

2026-03-23 12:12:37 GMT

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@nprofile…zm7x @nprofile…yxhv yeah, that would totally make sense if the Iranian regime was composed of normal people who think like you or me. But that quite simply isn't the case. You see, whatever the collective west does, if the regime prevails, they'll call it a victory and it will only straighten their position in the long run. As much as it pains me to say this, the "let's find a middle ground" approach has exactly 0% chance of working for us here.

2026-03-23 11:44:22 GMT

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@nprofile…jq23 I can tell you right now what will happen: your tongue will be died blue for a while and you'll be constipated for a day or two. That's pretty much it. Worth the money?.... Dunno. Blu berries taste good though ;)

2026-03-23 11:31:36 GMT

Trump's a funny guy and I don't dislike him at all, but he's a fuckin' retard. Should be pretty darn clear by now. I mean, c'mon! Witkoff, the dude negotiating with Russia told him stuff so it must be true?! Jesus tap-dancing christ!
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2026-03-21 19:02:32 GMT

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@nprofile…d3nc @nprofile…hqna you know that death once had near Chuck Norris experience, right?

2026-03-21 18:56:54 GMT

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@nprofile…d3nc @nprofile…hqna I heard that he actually died 20 years ago, it's just that the grim ripper was too scared to tell him

2026-03-21 18:22:29 GMT

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@nprofile…whfu hope you're right, my man, but lately I find myself questioning his way of doing things more and more.

2026-03-21 15:44:55 GMT

<<US lifts sanctions on Iranian oil at sea in bid to ease supply pressures>>
Im confused. On which side the Trump administration is, again? 🤔🤔🤔
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/20/us-sanctions-iranian-oil

2026-03-19 20:30:48 GMT

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@nprofile…w8ky @nprofile…jq23 and we finally have photo evidence!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/257/734/503/930/772/original/d31fcd24bf921a51.jpg

2026-03-19 11:43:44 GMT

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@nprofile…36ex yeah, well, what the Quran says and how they interpret it are two different things entirely. I don't suppose it ever occurred to you that maybe, just maybe it's sort of like with the Catholic church and the bible that doesn't exactly says that it's ok to fuck altar boy?

2026-03-19 11:37:19 GMT

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@nprofile…36ex not more than you can Google up yourself. And I would encourage you to do so.

2026-03-19 11:30:45 GMT

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@nprofile…36ex oh yeah, it's always a fake goatfucker. The real ones are totally pacifist and don't give a shit about the fatwas. In fact, fatwas are a myth altogether.
GTFO

2026-03-19 08:36:26 GMT

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@nprofile…rfn7 he didn't beg. He did make some retarded statements how NATO should get involved and shit, but that was hardly begging.

2026-03-19 08:19:31 GMT

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@nprofile…rfn7 you're probably right that the US minesweeping capabilities are severely limited these days, but you're absolutely wrong if you think that Trump needs to beg or even ask for help there. He can just flip everyone off and leave it as it is. What will Europe do? Give up oil? Be real, man.

2026-03-18 23:03:22 GMT

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@nprofile…t0k3 now make it follow trough 😂

2026-03-17 12:35:23 GMT

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@nprofile…3hmk don't bother. Seriously. It will be for. The best lol

2026-03-16 18:08:15 GMT

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@nprofile…36ex well, that's what it is and it was always like that. Even the stories of knights on white horses and all that shit is just goddamn legends. War is nasty, my man. If it was what people think it should be we would be calling it diplomacy

2026-03-16 18:00:26 GMT

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@nprofile…36ex exactly. But to be fair, it's not only the US. Pretty much any military is like that. When they look like they care about anyone other than their own team they're just bullshitting you to make the whole thing more palatable

2026-03-16 17:37:06 GMT

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@nprofile…36ex well, there's a reason why the military has its own justice system and all. And frankly, from the military standpoint the man isn't wrong at all. Warfare is warfare. People die and most of the dead are always civilians. People who can't accept that have no place in the military, now so they.

2026-03-11 11:41:26 GMT

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@nprofile…al6u he also captured the new ayatollah!
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2026-03-10 13:50:50 GMT

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@nprofile…al6u @nprofile…8cpz triggered? Boy, you have yet to see me triggered. And frankly, I doubt you gave what it takes to get me triggered lol

2026-03-10 13:10:01 GMT

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@nprofile…8cpz @nprofile…al6u it does sound good though, doesn't it. I mean, it's not like I'd ever try to take away anything from the iranians' heritage (funny enough most Iranians I know aren't even practicing Muslims), but equating Iran with Persia is just fuckin' retarded

2026-03-10 13:03:39 GMT

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@nprofile…al6u if you'll be calling them Iranians Persians, I'll insist that you call me ancient Roman. Just saying, my man ;)

2026-03-10 12:21:02 GMT

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@nprofile…t344 @nprofile…d3nc @nprofile…cp6s a meth lab wouldn't require any explanation. Anyone knows that this can be done. C'mon 😂

2026-03-10 09:39:58 GMT

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@nprofile…fexr well, if that's all he said and there's no context whatsoever there, then sure, absolutely insane.
But then again, if he was talking to some left wing tree hugging nut who was, like, "Israel bad, Iran good", given the situation in which the US and Israel share a common enemy - Iran, it would be very much understandable.
I mean, fuck Israel and all, but still. The Iran situation had to be addressed sooner rather than later

2026-03-10 07:41:25 GMT

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@nprofile…d3nc @nprofile…cp6s of course they'd bust your ass the moment you'd release your first batch of anything that's marketable as drugs, but that's a different story lol

2026-03-10 07:40:35 GMT

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@nprofile…d3nc @nprofile…cp6s to be fair, you technically can whip up most of the drugs you'll ever need in your basement with pretty cheap equipment. I mean, if you can set up a meth lab in a trailer park, then why the heck couldn't you make other drugs - just a matter of getting your hands on precursors and having the know-how. The only hard part would be making penicillin because that stuff needs to be cultured, but that's also doable.

2026-03-10 07:26:30 GMT

<<Trump: Oil tanker crews must ‘show some guts,’ sail through Straight of Hormuz>>
Now this is rich. The man won't sail frickin destroyers trough the Straight of Hormuz, but merchant mariners gotta show guys. Alright then lol
https://thehill.com/business/5774913-donald-trump-oil-tankers-strait-hormuz/

2026-03-04 20:21:55 GMT

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@nprofile…3hmk it's already happening. Paid €1.80 a liter of gas today in Italy.

2026-03-04 20:12:27 GMT

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@nprofile…3hmk something tells me there will be only losers this time around, so I'll pass. This shit has the potential to go real nasty, methinks

2026-03-04 20:06:50 GMT

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@nprofile…3hmk get yourself a Lego set
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2026-03-04 19:42:36 GMT

What's your profile of choice, people?
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2026-03-02 18:16:27 GMT

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@nprofile…7ypj that shit gives me hebrew-jeebies

2026-03-02 17:13:10 GMT

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@nprofile…c6y3 @nprofile…2cv9 man, I'm not one of them "god save Israel" people or anything even close to that. Frankly, I wouldn't shed a single tear if Israel got glasses tomorrow, but.... How's Iran Israel's neighbor? You gotta cross at least two orders to get from Iran to Israel....

2026-03-02 16:54:36 GMT

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@nprofile…2cv9 yeahz it's a real shame that after the revolution and kicking the shah out they chose to invest in missiles instead of waterworks and shit. But I guess that's what you get when the only book you read is the Quran

2026-03-02 16:48:46 GMT

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@nprofile…2cv9 to be fair though, most of Iran's territory is uninhabitable badlands

2026-03-02 16:46:40 GMT

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@nprofile…2cv9 it's also has roughly 1/15 tye California's GDP. And bizarrely enough, it has way less child molesters than California 😂

2026-03-02 15:33:18 GMT

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@nprofile…t0k3 sadly, the fact that the US is "energy self-sufficient" doesn't really mean that the US gas station prices don't follow the global oil market. It's pretty much the same everywhere, my man. I mean, it's not like they'll sell you a gallon of gas for 2 bucks if they can sell it for 10 bucks to some European...

2026-03-01 09:24:33 GMT

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@nprofile…0v3n I do see your point, but that being said, I kinda appreciate that not being in church every Sunday doesn't make me second class citizen ;)

2026-03-01 08:54:12 GMT

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@nprofile…c6y3 @nprofile…0v3n also, the fact that they have Jesus there means nothing - them muslims believe that Jesus was a prophet, so you can totally have pictures, statues and all that jazz. But you can't say he outranks Muhammad, let alone him being the messiah, the son of god and stuff, because that's blasphemy

2026-03-01 08:06:56 GMT

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@nprofile…0v3n man, we're talking about people who have a session of Parliament when a war is about to erupt and they order the parliamentarians to stay overnight in the parliament building overnight, so they're easier to whack all at once. They're not the sharpest tools in the shed, ya know.

2026-03-01 07:42:48 GMT

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@nprofile…0v3n probably for the same reason they didn't invest in goddamn potable water supply - they're fuckin' sand niggers

2026-02-28 18:12:35 GMT

How long before there's US ground troops in Iran? Don't be shy, folks. You know it's coming sooner or later

2026-02-28 17:45:50 GMT

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2026-02-28 12:55:01 GMT

There's plenty of US tankers and fighter jets parked in Crete, and apparently Iran has missiles that can reach that far. Gotta wonder if they'll go there 🤔

2026-02-28 12:49:24 GMT

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@nprofile…whfu yeah, but it's guesswork and speculations pretty much everywhere at this point. Gotta wait a few days for real assessment

2026-02-19 08:12:35 GMT

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@nprofile…0v3n historically that's not exactly the case though. Look at Cambodia for instance - they slaughtered every non-retard, not the other way around

2026-02-04 08:34:42 GMT

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@nprofile…d3qt yeah, I've heard good things about this company, and I'm sure those are worth the cash, but in my case that'd be a bit of an overkill. I mean, I need a sleeping bag for winter hunting trips in central Italy, not for winter camping in the Alps ;)

2026-02-04 06:51:48 GMT

Real good feather sleeping bags that don't break the bank. Semi-rectangular, not that cocoon bullcrap. Tested a few times last winter at about 0°C myself. Slept like a baby every time.
In fact it's so good that I've ordered me a second one today. The only downside is that the pocket it has inside is kinda too small for a large smartphone. And of course it takes forever to dry after washing, because, ya know, feathers.
https://amzn.eu/d/0fDPsDSm
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2026-01-19 10:06:10 GMT

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@nprofile…fttt @nprofile…9qjf yeah, those things are basically just overpriced electric toaster ovens with fans.

2026-01-18 11:07:50 GMT

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@nprofile…9qjf guess I'm the only one who's not paid to advertise a product ;)

2026-01-17 10:32:37 GMT

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@nprofile…d3nc
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2026-01-17 10:26:15 GMT

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@nprofile…9qjf I've tried a bunch and in my personal experience they all suck ass. They're essentially the beyond meat of kitchen equipment. Just saying

2026-01-14 09:52:02 GMT

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@nprofile…0v3n @nprofile…jdwz yeah, I'm just pointing out that even if we were to use all the energy we generate to actively heat the planet up, we wouldn't even generate noise in the data, let alone cause global warming.

2026-01-14 09:32:10 GMT

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@nprofile…jdwz you know what, fuck it. I'll go full geek on this one.
1.3 kW per square meter, average albedo is 0.3 (30% gets reflected), half the planet is always exposed to direct sunlight, the radius of the planet is, like, 6400 kilometers, so....
1287e+14 square metres target ish....
1.17e+17 kilowatts that's not reflected.
Now, total power generation that people do nowadays is about 3.5 terawatts.
Not even in the ballpark of something that would be noticable, so even if we really tried....

2026-01-14 09:04:57 GMT

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@nprofile…jdwz yeah, also don't mind the fact that the solar energy hitting the planet is about 1.2 kW per square meter, shock makes everything that people do, like a fart in a hurricane.

2026-01-14 08:57:09 GMT

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@nprofile…eanz yeah, but everyone knows him and he's an alternative to the mullahs, so I'd imagine that as far as your average Iranian is concerned, he's an obvious choice. I mean at least temporarily, so there's no power vacuum if and when they manage to chase the ayatollah away

2026-01-11 18:01:04 GMT

I was just rewatching Battlestar Galactica and look what I found in the pilot episode.
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2026-01-07 11:40:40 GMT

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@nprofile…g939 I don't know about that stuff, but if you're looking for semi-natural bug spray, plant lemongrass in some pots. When it grows tall enough to be "mowed", you chop it up, stick it in a bottle and pour alcohol in. Even IPA does the job if you don't intend to drink it.
You let it sit for a few weeks and there you have it. Just don't smoke while you're spraying the stuff ;)

2026-01-07 08:48:03 GMT

<<Russia sends navy ships to guard oil tanker being pursued by US forces>>
Because there's never enough shitshow.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c7v0deypjl4o

2026-01-05 09:26:11 GMT

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@nprofile…rfn7 and just how would that make it harder?

2025-12-29 15:31:41 GMT

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@nprofile…sy9t @nprofile…hmnx I'm kinda sceptical about "tunings" less, but you can definitely get yourself a UV band-pads filters from china for cheap. https://a.aliexpress.com/_EHytIsU
This one is just an example; they make them for a bunch of wavelengths.

2025-12-29 07:48:24 GMT

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@nprofile…hmnx @nprofile…sy9t yeah. The best ones come with filters blocking all the visible spectrum so you can only see fluorescence, not that purple light. But they're kinda pricey

2025-12-25 20:13:24 GMT

Meanwhile grandmas in Poland: because knitting was too mainstream
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2025-12-24 20:53:02 GMT

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@nprofile…xen0 happy Christmas is basically happy holidays light. Fuck that commie shit!

2025-12-24 20:26:00 GMT

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@nprofile…ytej @nprofile…r065 actually, no, not quite. I don't have a laser cutter. I could probably whip up something SIMILAR on a router CNC though

2025-12-24 20:24:00 GMT

Merry Christmas people!

2025-12-24 20:23:10 GMT

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@nprofile…24hx I've heard great many booms

2025-12-21 21:24:51 GMT

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@nprofile…6hjm he sure is. But then, who isn't. The way I see it, it's just a matter of degrees. What makes Curry special is the fact that he's also a spineless deepshit.

2025-12-21 21:15:38 GMT

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@nprofile…6hjm he sure has sensitive feelers

2025-12-21 16:20:35 GMT

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@nprofile…nwx5 I tried deep fried scorpion in Thailand once and it was kindaz like, meh. But then, maybe if they're done right... 🤔

2025-12-21 15:52:51 GMT

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@nprofile…nwx5 well, they're kinda cool. There's definitely the "wow factor". Plus they're super low maintenance pets. Spiders can go for weeks without food. Scorpions for months.

2025-12-21 15:41:27 GMT

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@nprofile…3mhr what now? You're looking for a date?