petty

@npub1m96…ag4y never replies to my toots. Never favs, never boosts.
Boost if you agree. Let them know we know they don't really care about us!
#eu #europe #evropa #sad #fediverse #fediart #mastoart #comic
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2026-09-03 06:26:28 GMT

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took me a minute, lel

2026-09-03 05:03:56 GMT

i am able to drink water without an app

2026-08-30 19:09:41 GMT

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ladies can fight in wars now actually, so maybe
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2026-08-30 18:18:25 GMT

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https://hj.9fs.net/p/s/post-8c02c9659c99be4052a520a74c6cab5b.png

2026-08-30 17:55:34 GMT

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you are wise beyond your ears, master moody

2026-08-30 17:23:46 GMT

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#neverslop kitto

2026-08-30 16:52:13 GMT

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i read it as bathe, but that's cool too

2026-08-30 15:36:54 GMT

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#neverslop

2026-08-30 13:40:50 GMT

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it makes me think of "My Sharona" from the band Chipmunks on 16 Speed.
*Never gonna slop, give it up, such a dirty mind*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qEIsvgho28

2026-08-30 13:30:17 GMT

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what the frick is going on in the picture with the guy who says "it's canada"
his backpack is floating, he has no gun, his arm just ends in the elbow. his legs are ginormous, but his neck starts in the middle of his right leg.
@khm ??

2026-08-30 13:16:10 GMT

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2026-08-30 12:57:24 GMT

#patreonspecial #neverslop
https://hj.9fs.net/p/s/post-c87da23910a9b375bb07762bb06753ac.png

2026-08-30 12:06:45 GMT

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classic.
CC: @npub1prm…rs6z

2026-08-30 11:29:06 GMT

#neverslop #mobilek edition
COMMISSION
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2026-08-30 11:19:08 GMT

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Thanks, kit. It's emotional!

2026-08-30 11:15:00 GMT

Kora & William #patreonspecial #neverslop
harder than you think.
#ai #linux #comic #fediart #mastoart #art #llm #slop #antislop #unix_surrealism
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2026-08-30 10:30:13 GMT

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swimbsd
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2026-08-30 09:24:07 GMT

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xd
https://hj.9fs.net/p/s/post-5492f4a93cff3ee7fce1297be8fe2758.png

2026-08-30 08:38:25 GMT

#patreonspecial
https://hj.9fs.net/p/s/post-2b956a229f351129553a0d06c7b6586f.png

2026-08-30 08:28:49 GMT

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i can't read
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2026-08-30 08:11:44 GMT

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i thought so too!

2026-08-30 08:07:12 GMT

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ever since i invented #neverslop, i've been blocked by about 150 people!

2026-08-30 08:06:42 GMT

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why

2026-08-30 07:15:11 GMT

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C-w

2026-08-30 07:14:36 GMT

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#neverslop >:(

2026-08-30 07:14:15 GMT

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lel

2026-08-30 06:58:14 GMT

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I can't believe you just posted this without CW
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2026-08-30 06:56:04 GMT

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#neverslop
CC: @npub13ke…zq2y @npub1wxz…dsqk
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2026-08-30 06:12:44 GMT

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hi! and good luck. it's the only operating system in the zeitgeist that was not and will not be touched by slop, or age verification laws.

2026-08-29 19:04:48 GMT

#neverslop [lawsuit edition]
#noai #ai #slop #antislop #hellokitty #art #comic #llm
https://hj.9fs.net/p/s/post-2319af028090dda031fc05323786ceec.png

2026-08-29 18:40:25 GMT

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it kind of is #content_review
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2026-08-29 16:43:16 GMT

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(l)el

2026-08-29 16:06:51 GMT

#neverslop
NEVER SLOP
#ai #antiai #antislop #linux #cat #kitto #comic #art #mastoart #fediart #tutorial
https://hj.9fs.net/p/s/post-74e850583529a2f1c56da1ac5bbd9959.png

2026-08-29 15:32:28 GMT

join the #neverslop kitto gang
NEVER FEAR THOSE WHO SPEAK TO COMPUTERS EVER AGAIN
#ai #antislop #antiai #art #fediart #mastoart #comic #linux
https://hj.9fs.net/p/s/post-24748b5f54eb420f89287bbaa724bfec.png

2026-08-29 14:16:51 GMT

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the availability of kofola implies the ability to pay with a credit card
CC: [@[email protected]](https://mastodon.social/users/ffmancera )

2026-08-29 14:15:27 GMT

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they couldnt just buy stock photos of numbers?!

2026-08-29 13:36:51 GMT

The apartment building where I live has gone full AI for the elevator control.
Now it sometimes takes me to the wrong floor. Like they couldn't just use frakking buttons with numbers.

2026-08-29 12:36:01 GMT

American Gothic
#ai #antislop #kitto #comic #fediart #mastoart #art #noai #killcomputers
https://hj.9fs.net/p/s/post-97e8f534d7bdb5b7b4b94f897dcf0458.png
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2026-08-29 10:30:10 GMT

do not dm for the meaning of life

2026-08-29 09:47:37 GMT

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are they wearing kevlar?

2026-08-29 09:18:52 GMT

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push them for every stop to build tolerance

2026-08-29 07:34:46 GMT

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snoot

2026-08-29 07:34:08 GMT

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there's a different meaning?

2026-08-29 06:54:11 GMT

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i wish i had those books tbh

2026-08-29 06:53:36 GMT

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http://9front.org is what you want. good luck

2026-08-29 06:52:50 GMT

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hot
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2026-08-29 06:51:55 GMT

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have fun!

2026-08-29 06:42:00 GMT

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reminds me i should order more the daily wire dvds

2026-08-29 06:40:37 GMT

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ksh
rc
perl

2026-08-29 06:36:30 GMT

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THANK YOU!!

2026-08-29 06:33:49 GMT

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its the weather get well soon

2026-08-29 06:31:06 GMT

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i refuse to submit to yall rules

2026-08-28 22:00:09 GMT

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well thats what i draw on :)
CC: [@[email protected]](https://fe.disroot.org/users/moses_izumi )

2026-08-28 21:28:53 GMT

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x380

2026-08-28 21:23:15 GMT

patreon special
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2026-08-28 17:19:09 GMT

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i couldn't read it because it was paywalled. blocked back.
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2026-08-28 14:58:55 GMT

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it's paywalled, but before i sign up, does the article say how to get this job?
CC: @npub14sz…ur2r

2026-08-28 14:33:04 GMT

patreon special
#ai #samaltman #llm #openai #art #mastoart #comic #fediart #paywalled_content
https://hj.9fs.net/p/s/post-eda0858f712e242c43adc6a88ac42580.png

2026-08-28 11:40:56 GMT

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:'(
CC: @npub1lvt…97qa
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2026-08-28 11:24:06 GMT

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i think it's because whenever i see a picture of someone posted, i assume they died
CC: @npub1k5n…fur2

2026-08-28 11:01:50 GMT

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is that who i was referring to? i can't keep up with my thoughts
CC: @npub1k5n…fur2

2026-08-28 10:36:28 GMT

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i don't know what you're referring to, i'm too busy drawing pornography to masturbate to pictures of mister president, but the answer is most likely yes.
CC: @npub1k5n…fur2

2026-08-28 10:35:04 GMT

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chatgpt prompt, but it's a mastodon compose-toot textbox.

2026-08-28 10:26:41 GMT

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"who would you like to meet?"
"one sec, let me ask my marketing team"
CC: @npub1k5n…fur2

2026-08-28 10:25:33 GMT

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I miss him so much.

2026-08-27 13:29:34 GMT

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2026-08-27 11:26:00 GMT

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lelek
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2026-08-27 11:00:08 GMT

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sometimes i wonder if *-ek* is what i'll be remembered for. it's probably my greatest cultural contribution.
CC: @npub1yqv…yz77

2026-08-27 10:42:32 GMT

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the calendar in the back makes me think this is purposely framed to show that you were doing computer things on August 27 in Poland, and could not have been committing a murder in Romania.
CC: @npub13x7…5n7y @npub1aa2…ccgf @npub1ve2…5zxh

2026-08-27 10:40:38 GMT

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the bios is not yours, it belongs to the corporation and they will update it whenever and however they please!
CC: @npub1scw…xq09

2026-08-27 09:17:27 GMT

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CC: [@[email protected]](https://tech.lgbt/users/nina_kali_nina ) they will never understand what we did here
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2026-08-27 08:35:12 GMT

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xd
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2026-08-27 08:07:43 GMT

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but this is actually good
CC: @npub134m…dj9r

2026-08-27 07:19:00 GMT

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thats not very fun

2026-08-27 06:00:48 GMT

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i like how this has no replies