Crazy Train

There’s good Polish food? Ha.
I’m sorry that I’ve been so mean to you today. I drank too much (excellent USA-roasted) coffee and I’ve been spoiling for a fight.
I’ll stop bitching about eurotards and take a siesta.

2026-01-04 17:04:22 GMT

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We have plenty of schnitzel in Texas. Great German-style beer too. And we take showers regularly.
Europe sucks.

2026-01-04 16:51:27 GMT

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Yawn.

2026-01-04 16:46:05 GMT

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😂 All you have is cheese and wine. We can make that over here now.

2026-01-04 16:42:40 GMT

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Yup, they suck.

2026-01-04 16:38:37 GMT

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By the time us kids were in junior high (not middle school) all the moms on my street went back to work. They stayed home or worked part time when the kids were little.

2026-01-04 16:33:50 GMT

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I’d say “move to Texas,” but every place has their own flavor of corruption and incompetence now.
[@Dan_Ramos](https://noauthority.social/@Dan_Ramos )

2026-01-04 16:25:30 GMT

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Yup. My friends who listened to The Smiths and shit like that were into her too.

2026-01-04 15:54:07 GMT

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It’s bs that she wasn’t disbarred and fired as soon as she was convicted.

2026-01-04 03:51:37 GMT

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The sources and “journalism” are suspect, true. But unless Maduro wasn’t a total dummy, he knew what was coming. He didn’t want his ass on a spike or his head on a pike.

2026-01-04 03:09:24 GMT

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I proposed that it was anything BUT kidnapping in my original post.
@npub1vk6…peds @npub1gx2…4lmh

2026-01-04 03:04:40 GMT

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Bingo. Massive lol for real.
@npub1gx2…4lmh

2026-01-04 02:59:39 GMT

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He might be the proof that 2020 and other elections were stolen. Or he’ll just have a comfy retirement in a warm climate. Shrug emoji.

2026-01-04 02:56:56 GMT

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The lefty take is that Maduro was “kidnapped” by the US now. Fucking retards.

2026-01-04 02:53:00 GMT

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mine

2026-01-03 19:31:03 GMT

My uneducated guess:
Maduro arranged his “arrest” so he and his wife could get safe passage out of Venezuela. The charges and upcoming trial are bullshit. Another fucking distraction.
https://apnews.com/article/trump-venezuela-maduro-exit-plan-1218510e67a90c136eba23a961597e55

2026-01-03 16:51:22 GMT

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Vicks vaporub. Hot tea with lemon and honey. Humidifier. Hot baths / showers. Lots of water. Hot soup or broth. No dairy. Hacking that crap out of your lungs.
Feel better!

2026-01-03 16:40:53 GMT

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Bring back blackout drunks! They built the best of American culture.

2025-03-09 18:15:11 GMT

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Can confirm

2025-03-09 17:08:25 GMT

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This is so helpful. Thank you! I’ll let you know if it works, but not if it fails. ☘️🍀☘️🍀☘️

2025-03-09 16:37:19 GMT

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Last frost was a couple of weeks ago and wildfire season has started. I have plenty of time to plan for next year though! Thanks y’all.

2025-03-09 16:00:24 GMT

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So when’s a good season to plant clover seed? I’m supposed to be doing “research”.

2025-03-09 15:44:51 GMT

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It is:
https://www.mensjournal.com/pursuits/home-living/benefits-of-clover-lawns

2025-03-09 15:43:01 GMT

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I have similar aims. Good ground cover, help pollinators. It helps to hear that it might take a few seasons to grow.

2025-03-09 15:35:45 GMT

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Trying that, but we just get brown patches.

2025-03-09 15:30:18 GMT

Has anyone tried replacing a grass lawn with clover? Looking for tips.

2025-03-08 22:09:52 GMT

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Thank you!

2025-03-08 22:09:15 GMT

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It’s usually more smudgy, but not unusual. It might stand out more because of Rubio’s makeup.

2025-03-08 19:10:15 GMT

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I saw this in 2022. The Social Security Death Index used to be free to access, now it’s paywalled. So much fuckery.
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2025-03-08 18:53:21 GMT

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Exactly. If you wash your hands a lot and don’t snort mouse droppings, it’s hard to get.

2025-03-08 18:49:33 GMT

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Agreed on the dress, but that’s an expensive necklace. I’m thinking she chose her best turquoise for protection.

2025-03-08 18:32:44 GMT

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Same

2025-03-08 18:29:51 GMT

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

2025-03-08 18:26:52 GMT

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Hantavirus is definitely a thing in NM. Running errands all day then dropping dead from it is not.

2025-03-08 17:59:28 GMT

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This is utter bullshit. The “medical examiner” wears a dress that hasn’t fit her in 5+ years and inappropriate jewelry. She has zero public speaking experience. The hantavirus is fearmongering. “Case closed” but I don’t buy it.
https://youtu.be/LQSMdNlVBrY

2025-03-08 17:51:08 GMT

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They should have nuked all of New Mexico, not just the Trinity site.

2025-03-08 17:30:44 GMT

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Us wimmens thank you for your sacrifice.

2025-03-08 16:48:10 GMT

He dreams of massacring all the birds singing sweetly in the trees.
#Caturday
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2025-03-08 16:34:19 GMT

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In lieu of cooking, I’ll put another dent in my car while trying to park.

2025-03-08 16:25:58 GMT

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And laundry. And dishes. It’s gonna be a great day!

2025-03-08 16:24:40 GMT

Happy International Wimmens Day to all with XX chromosomes.
Time to vacuum…

2025-03-08 15:59:40 GMT

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This gave me a stroke.

2025-03-04 03:10:04 GMT

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I pictured him with a beard.

2025-03-04 02:08:36 GMT

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That’s a deep cut!

2025-03-04 01:53:20 GMT

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For all we know he has. It’s just been overshadowed by all the other crazy shit

2025-03-03 00:38:54 GMT

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Thank you!
Sadly, I hit the character limit so I couldn’t include (bot)

2025-03-02 23:20:00 GMT

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Yup

2025-03-02 23:15:33 GMT

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The fact that you’re clueless about the definition of the word “fascism” is very dangerous.
Just kidding. It’s not dangerous at all because you’re a retard and we’re all laughing at you.

2025-03-02 20:36:39 GMT

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C and Q are the same!

2025-03-02 20:20:03 GMT

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With all due respect, you sound retarded.

2025-03-02 19:27:25 GMT

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Don’t block me bro!

2025-03-02 19:06:56 GMT

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Surely he can outrun the cooking smells? If not, he needs more animal protein in his diet.

2025-03-02 19:04:05 GMT

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I hope they don’t woke it up!

2025-03-02 18:48:25 GMT

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My ancient backup iPhone does this. It’s like Off isn’t really Off.

2025-03-02 18:40:45 GMT

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I’m waiting for a ton of blocks and pissed off dms!

2025-03-02 18:39:51 GMT

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😢 It’s like the machines know.

2025-03-02 17:39:01 GMT

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Good luck!

2025-03-02 17:35:55 GMT

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Yeah, he wants to be let out to hunt. He can work the doorknob but not the deadbolt. He needs to be more independent!

2025-03-02 16:47:16 GMT

I love this guy, but if he doesn’t stop waking me up at 4 am I’m feeding him to the dog.
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2025-03-02 15:23:58 GMT

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We dealt with something similar a few years ago. Finally had to replace the washer. My condolences.

2025-03-02 05:36:33 GMT

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Cool. I can decouple my anti tax stance from my internalized misogyny. Still hate paying taxes.
@npub108h…p7er

2025-03-02 05:28:29 GMT

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Seriously. Why the fuck am I still paying taxes?

2025-03-02 05:26:57 GMT

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You’re retarded

2025-03-02 05:11:02 GMT

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Fun facts that might surprise you:
New Mexico is an actual state
New Mexico’s capital is Santa Fe
This 80’s-style horseshit from the Santa Fe Sheriff is typically incompetent and corrupt. I mean, look at the font!
New Mexico should have its statehood revoked until it gets its shit together.
State motto: “It may be New, but it’s still Mexico.”
https://youtu.be/WXtsltv6zI8

2025-03-01 23:00:57 GMT

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Take care of your own country. You know nothing about US politics.

2025-03-01 22:47:42 GMT

This guy enjoying an early Spring after weeks of shitty winter weather. He doesn’t care that it’s #Caturday
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2025-03-01 20:41:29 GMT

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Guido.
@npub1wj8…nuek

2025-03-01 20:40:22 GMT

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I do the sneezing sometimes with cologne and perfume, but usually I just can’t breathe. Those magazine inserts were the worst.

2025-03-01 20:37:53 GMT

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I think in some cases the dog is protecting the victim. Anyone coming at me would have to go through my dog first. He’s small but he has big teeth.

2025-03-01 20:34:18 GMT

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Men’s cologne smells like mouthwash to me. Vile.

2025-03-01 20:32:35 GMT

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Ugh, I’m so sorry. That’s terrible.
@npub1wj8…nuek @npub13mj…4ndr

2025-03-01 16:46:54 GMT

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Just saying that weird shit like this and worse happens all the time in Santa Fe. National news ignores it because it’s just regular folks affected.

2025-03-01 16:43:30 GMT

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Lots of “retired” mafia around Santa Fe too.

2025-03-01 16:42:20 GMT

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He was long past retirement age for anything, but his wife wasn’t.

2025-03-01 16:28:17 GMT

I once saw Gene Hackman at the Santa Fe Borders going through books like a regular dude. Now I’m sad like I lost an uncle.
Also, home invasions and sketchy deaths are too common in the small city of Santa Fe. Too many drugs and ex-CIA assets stinking up the place.

2025-02-25 02:52:46 GMT

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😓

2025-02-25 02:50:59 GMT

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Macron is such a flirt.

2025-02-24 02:35:11 GMT

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King of Pop ™️

2025-02-24 02:34:08 GMT

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Eddie is rolling in his grave.

2025-02-24 02:28:34 GMT

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Pyromania > Hysteria
And Beat It is more 80s than most of these.

2025-02-24 01:52:17 GMT

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But, where can I use CODE BONGINO now?

2025-02-24 00:47:19 GMT

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NA.S isn’t blocked hard enough. Psychotic censorious eurotrash still showing up in Explore.

2025-02-24 00:46:01 GMT

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I think @npub1kf6…qgry alerted about this one. She’s going around!

2025-02-24 00:41:29 GMT

I hate when spammy spy bots slide into my DMs.
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2025-02-23 21:02:14 GMT

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I’m completely shocked at that omission!

2025-02-23 20:55:36 GMT

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😂

2025-02-23 20:53:47 GMT

I’m not on any medications, but I would like to learn how to farm. Some people have all the luck!
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2025-02-23 20:41:35 GMT

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Is that CSB?

2025-02-23 18:41:24 GMT

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Good point. Sadly, lots of old school punks are still masking at shows. It’s baffling.

2025-02-23 18:40:28 GMT

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I loved that site. They prolly took it down because it’s not parody anymore.
@npub13fx…e2xg

2025-02-23 18:39:35 GMT

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You’ll have decent weather that Texans know how to drive in!

2024-12-01 17:50:45 GMT

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Replace the “food” with crack and meth.

2024-11-28 02:48:42 GMT

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It’s sincere. You underestimate the capacity of liberal white women to make their every useless thought public.

2024-11-27 17:49:27 GMT

So, due to living in Austin for too many years, I know a fuckton of liberal white women.
90% of them fear they will be rounded up and put into camps.
50% think that boycotting companies like Taco Bell will fix this.
I gotta put this out there, cuz if I keep thinking about it I will go insane.