Bard :pansexual_potion: 🐀

UK-based, 35y/o. Pansexual soft boy, he/him.

Gaming enthusiast, anime aficionado and proud rat dad.

Married to @[email protected]

Trans rights are human rights. We should improve society somewhat.

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Last Notes

2024-07-19 13:57:47

Take me down to the Fediverse City
Where the grass ain't touched and the girls are kitty

2024-07-15 16:54:31

All the rats except Link are chillaxing together on the hammock! So cute! :neomouse_aww:
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/32a7c95a-6aa6-4789-9573-fa39c08ec45b.webp

2024-07-12 08:26:11

Nya nya morning meow :ablobcatpop:

2024-07-11 23:55:22

You all look like you could use a photo of a rat eating a delicious treat :neomouse_heart_pride:
#Rats #RatsOfTheFediverse #PetRats
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/bd6d4d6b-6059-450b-ad7e-47d37980d737.webp

2024-07-10 15:46:12

Two mums stood in a shop talking about how they don't like that Inside Out 2 is teaching little kids about anxiety because "they don't need to know about that stuff yet."
Fuck off; that kind of thinking is why the last few generations have such fucked up mental health. There's a reason we're teaching children about mental health issues now.

2024-07-06 12:22:02

Does anyone else keep forgetting that the Switch has a touch screen? I legit can't remember if any games I've played even use it.

2024-07-04 08:08:50

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@npub1s7y…u8ak They're incredibly hard to photograph right now because they baby, but I'm doing my best!

2024-07-03 22:35:07

Have you seen this rat? He's not lost, just awesome
#Rats #RatsOfTheFediverse #PetRats
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/d2b352f1-7373-4b86-99dc-e88f3cfcec62.webp

2024-06-29 20:22:07

Wow, it's anxiety inducing but also empowering to walk up the street removing the stealth transphobic stickers as you go.
Unfortunately I couldn't completely remove the one that said "I ♥️ JK Rowling" but I did what I could. ✊

2024-06-25 23:38:30

Fedi
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/e6da6139-44ad-428a-83d5-0ad88414ea2f.webp

2024-06-25 08:40:38

Transbians are great of course, I love you all, but there's something so cute and heartwarming about seeing trans girls in straight relationships gushing over their boyfriends. The most wholesome heterosexual activity there is. Your boyfriends are lucky guys :neocat_heart:

2024-06-20 08:26:45

Good morning! :trail_hello:

2024-06-18 17:13:33

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@npub1463…00qn AAAAAAAHHHHHH :cute:

2024-05-28 09:06:39

Happy birthday @npub1650…ssvu!

2024-05-26 17:08:36

Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because by rights you should have been liquified on contact with the pavement.

2024-05-24 08:27:35

Good morning Fedi lovelies.

2024-05-21 19:35:17

Fuck it, we ball.

2024-05-20 21:00:43

https://cdn.transfem.social/files/94534c74-1c8f-4658-9604-73d6a53f7a5f.webp

2024-05-18 09:50:07

猫！:neocat_floof_cute:
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/98700903-6db2-4247-b680-2ddf54a84d68.webp
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/b20f352e-546a-4bfc-8827-2cf6bb3838dd.webp

2024-05-16 15:54:08

🐑Bard threw a sheep at you!

2024-05-16 10:30:25

Multi track woeming

2024-05-14 23:54:46

My friends have informed me that the new Urusei Yatsura will apparently turn me girl.
"Finish me off" as they put it.
Watchlist?

2024-05-14 15:05:14

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@npub1650…ssvu Looks like one of the boxes needs a QC check.

2024-05-09 14:14:46

Slightly random question, but what's the queer acceptance level like in Greece?
We're going to Athens on holiday next week, and I was wondering if wearing my baseball cap with pride flag under the brim and possibly painted nails might put me in Situations?

2024-05-04 16:28:11

Me when @npub18km…0mdx points out my typos in my posts again
RE: https://botsin.space/users/BocchiTheBot/statuses/112383202198025783
#note1ye2…0tdh

2024-05-03 17:48:26

It's May, so you know what that means! A new Monthly Rat!
Look at this adorable bean. So serene, so peaceful.
#MonthlyRat #Rats #RatsOfTheFediverse
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/07543956-6163-4ac7-8c5d-cc134008a234.webp

2024-04-30 10:37:06

I wonder if I could get away with printing the rat prism at work... :senkohmm:

2024-04-24 13:37:39

When you're being mean to me online, to his is who you're being mean to
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/baaea2f4-c518-4dc8-ab6e-c2ef51b62d8c.webp

2024-04-24 11:36:27

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@npub1650…ssvu I think you mean blessed

2024-04-13 12:11:03

Happy Neil banging out the tunes day to all who celebrate :rat_rating_tunes:
Enjoy life. Be more like Neil today.
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/35e0fe10-46e0-4378-b408-195790106509.jpg

2024-04-03 17:12:32

Tomorrow is World Rat Day! Currently thinking about what I can do here to celebrate and spread more ratty love. Certainly some old photos would be a nice idea :rat_rating_tunes:
https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/world-rat-day/

2024-04-01 20:58:12

Parents' view on online identity: "Be careful; that cool teenage girl you're talking to could be a 50 year-old man who wants to kidnap you."
Fedizens' view on online identity: "This 36 year-old man I'm talking to is probably a cute girl who doesn't realise it."

2024-03-27 08:19:43

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@npub1650…ssvu Been better, but I hope that'll change once I wake up more.

2024-03-27 08:10:01

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@npub1650…ssvu Yo, whaddup :3

2024-03-27 08:06:59

Morning all. It is Wednesday my dudes.

2024-03-26 20:05:01

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@npub1f3l…r2fj :3

2024-03-26 20:03:33

2024-03-13 20:00:21

Alright; everybody roll for pronouns

2024-03-12 13:47:24

You're telling me a trans femmed this social?

2024-03-08 11:15:51

It's also World Book Day. Now lines will be drawn in the sand. You can't support both.
RE: https://bark.lgbt/users/rail_/statuses/112059456255174009
#note14ec…tzyn

2024-02-21 18:35:50

Did you know that yaseen glows in the dark, but only on Wednesdays when there is a full moon outside?

2024-02-21 11:04:33

"A TRAIN CAN'T BE TRANS."
"... What about the Trans-Siberian Express?"

2024-02-14 16:48:32

No thoughts
Only awawawawawawa

2024-02-12 16:32:33

Mastosoc follow request
Is an international politics news websiteSir/madam, I am a socially anxious queer shitposter, what the hell are you looking for here?Denied

2024-02-05 21:17:06

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2024-01-11 11:32:40

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@npub1650…ssvu Nyaa~

2024-01-07 17:07:34

What if, and stay with me here, we had cars, right? But they were big and long. And everyone carpooled in them but in exchange for a donation that helps keep the long cars running. And there are a lot of them making journeys all the time.
Can this be a thing?

2023-12-22 18:03:39

Friend bought me a new fidget cube for Christmas, but didn't realise they'd sent a box of two. So spare fidget cube! :rat_jamming:

2023-12-14 14:27:43

You cannot post while there are enemies nearby.

2023-11-30 08:16:32

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@npub1m7v…h7x4 It's got a very different vibe to everything that came before. You can really feel the Disney Dad energy Justin is pouring into it, and that GM investment does make it a very interesting listen.
It does lose me every now and then, Justin loses himself in character bits every now and then, but that's to be expected of him. Definitely an improvement over Graduation.
Also if you haven't listened to it yet you must check out Ethersea. Griffin was back at the helm, and it was some really peak content IMO.

2023-11-29 22:40:06

Time for Bard's #SpotifyWrapped.
I was amused that my top artists were very similar to last year's, except that I discovered Halestorm and fell down a rabbit hole! I'm in their top 0.5% listeners apparently.
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/webpublic-7f3ec95f-c22f-43ca-ac79-6b88a8b8fbe7.png
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/534b9fcc-92e1-4e1f-b704-3f689423c748.webp
https://cdn.transfem.social/files/webpublic-3f930dd9-6f60-4ac1-910e-25b8178298ae.png

2023-10-28 11:21:08

This hotel uses roombas to clean the corridors. We came across two at once on the way to breakfast, and I greeted them the same way one might greet a cute pet.
If AI ever does rise up, it's first wave of troops will be weaponised roombas, because we are way too attached to them.

2023-09-26 18:40:09

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@npub1k4q…3lsq @npub1ch0…7gec Be right back, off to go greet a group of male coworkers with "Hi girls," and see what happens.