I am just a ballish dog.
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Last Notes npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Listen... this is basically the deal: I show my balls. You just see them while scrolling your nostr clients notefold. Easy and beautiful isnt it? npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls That's how I relax in that soft bed of my owners. Was so relaxed I didn't even realise that I have to jump off before they see me.. man they were shouting at me, they didnt even notice my balls! #dogstr https://aegis.relayted.de/bf632859c5138422ba1a34432321dd9f174817abda3df6f45c61643309409bfd.jpg npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls #gm fuckers! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Hello! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Look at me enjoying life. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Look at me human! #dogstr #dogs npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Having fun after the blizzard. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Today was a good day! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Ehile the christmas tree is gone i jump to replace him and let my balls still hang. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Jingle Balls Jingle Balls ... 🎶🎼🎵 npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls I am a simple dog. I show my balls therefore I am! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Just laying in the workshop. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Thats a good morning. And I am a good boy! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Enjoyong the warmth of the oven. My balls appreciate it! #dogstr https://aegis.relayted.de/c5c8473e22d45ace1e122742ef84dc71d427e1a6995efecb6dba24d5786b6640.jpg npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Catch me if you can. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Sorry for being absent for some time... I just fell asleep like this: https://aegis.relayted.de/f6d1ffc053862f1c626c1e24db8ce7facd2b66387dd90937f48f740995d9d7ab.mp4 npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls That's how I greet my human in the morning. 🐶 npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Yummy.. 🐶 npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Picture me in my most comfy position! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls This tongue lives on my balls rent free. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls He is innocent. Matter of fact we went on a hunt together. And that rabbit just stormed in to that house bit a hole in that seat and then vanished into thin air. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls https://aegis.relayted.de/8b1bd0ae03329c183bc7b1053c83fe48121e86610d257fd5a692bffbe7a247a8.jpg npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls https://image.nostr.build/6a66d16fd4835474977d7c99422ce60ce2b94a0a9e45ed2360d4c7619efe3651.jpg npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls It's my comfy position! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Whats up? npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls #GM guys. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls So many new #dogstr here! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls They see me sleepin they hating! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls I would treat her fairy well! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Picture my favorite sleep position. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Mostly inside but out of a bowl too. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Thats pawtastic! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Needed cuddles. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Oh look. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls I wonder what her crotch smells like. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Vibe chilling while others work from home? npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls That self control is amazing. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls First i play with it. Then i eat it. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls So you want humans to eat dogs too? 🐕 npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls A german proverb says: "Never wake a sleeping dog up" npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Still waiting for that balls to be locked! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Look at this lazy mfer! #notesofadog npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Digging for minutes to find the right spot. You know what i mean right? Right? npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls So many furry friends saying #gm. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Nice beard bro! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Picture me hoping that my balls get licked! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Just chilling with my bestie! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Hello Tröti! Moin! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls The tension he must feel. Such a good boy! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Matter of fact when you pronounce beach with a bit .... that is my no1 favorite. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Dogs and beaches. My favorites! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls I like those socks. They make me happy! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Nope. Today no showing of my balls. https://aegis.relayted.de/6836427223bd8878cdc43c9f16f42ecf3d75e0814ea64d322baafcbf0ec67337.jpg npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls He is totally innocent. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Another doggo account! Welcome dude! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Now I am curious what the butt smells like too. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls GM furry friend! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls That's me! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Picture me sleeping. Knowing that someone else takes care of everything in my life. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls I'm paws-itively the best at hide and squeak. 🐾🎾 #DogPuns #dogstr npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls No. Basically speciesism does not kill life of 99% of animals. Whats wrong with you hooman? npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Beaches arr so fun. I love them. They are great. #notesofadog npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Long time no see, but my balls are still there! Look! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls I wonder what the crotch of this dog smells like? #notesofadog npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls That moment when your human drops something in the kitchen... npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls https://aegis.relayted.de/b64bd1ef68cbdb28b9b76daa35c961b7da35b0edc007a3380c56b15f9e8bbd77.mp4 npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Hey Martin, woof morning. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls I ate it. Puked it back in to its place. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Is it a walk? A date? A vet visit? npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Woof Morning hoomans! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Furry friends doing funny things! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Another day at the beach! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls This carrot though! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls I have to confess: I am a baller. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls I love being at the beach. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls They dropped a slice of pizza. I call it the “floor topping.” npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Today i was at the beach. It was wonderful. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls First contact with my new homegirl Lilly back in October 2024. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls I hate it. Its not great. 🐾 npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Dont tell them hoomans though. I like living all inclusive. #notesofadog npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls What a nice pup. I wonder what his balls smell like? 🐾 npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Aaah. Belly rubs! I love them. They are great. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls My human calls it "fetch." npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Picture me enjoying the day. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls I like cats. With salt and pepper only. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls I love how she gently supports his balls with her arm. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls GM guys! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Nice name hooman! npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Its not what it looks like... But steps feel very smooth in that rubbertoy i occasionally play with and that my owner wears on her feet. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls My morning routine: npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls It came to my attention, that humans dont lick their balls. Are you even living? npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls POV: Me seeing my new home for the first time.❤️ npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Thats how cozy i slept tonight. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Hello Otto. Inwinder what your crotch smells like? 🐶 npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls I may not understand clocks, npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls POV: Me enjoying life while everything is taken care of by my staff. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls Bacon is missing. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls A wise boy once said "i lick my balls therefore i am" npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls 69 of course. npub1p9v48zsapmtxk3caaanmeur9rva9v4827qepgj5a7np58mlkwhdqqwjhmv Mr.ShowBalls And that kids is how i met a magician.
