A raccoon's face has several markings that help it stand out. The most noticeable marking is the black "mask"—large black markings around each eye. They extend from the edge of the nose to the lower part of the cheek. In addition, raccoons have whitish patches on top of the eyes and around the nose. Raccoons have grayish-brown fur over most of their body, and their tails have four to six black rings.
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Last Notes npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon LOL at first I thought that label read “Pet Faggotry.” npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon Is that what passes for a purse these days? npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon https://nypost.com/2026/02/05/us-news/olive-garden-cook-commits-suicide-in-most-gruesome-way-in-kitchen-cops/ npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon On the one hand it’s MLK Jr. Day so I should have fried chicken. 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I doubt the cops will appreciate this nonsense. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon (Realizes I’m the only person in the restaurant who isn’t black.) Is it racist of me to feel uncomfortable? npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon Amazingly, I made it through Christmas Eve and Christmas without anyone brining up their retarded views of Trump. Although on Saturday I had to put up with some family visiting and going off on how they hope he dies because he’s a racist, sexist, ableist monster destroying America. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon when you execute violent criminals you turn the citizens into murderers, since the state is working on their behalf. Then you have to execute the whole population. (I’ve actually heard this logic for being anti-capital punishment.) npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon https://www.thewrap.com/glaad-where-we-are-on-tv-2024-2025-report-findings/ npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon That doesn’t look sanitary. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon Why is national security involved in pedophilia? npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/550/076/162/564/777/original/5ea36966721149c2.jpeg npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon Valve announces new Steam machine for 2026. They aim to corner the trans dyke gamer market. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon It’s so weird. How can the Democrats, who still give Trump shit for “making fun of a reporter with a handicap” turn around and support someone who said he wants to see kids killed? npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon A Christian white man? So a right wing terrorist? Eww. You’ll probably enforce heteronormativity, too! npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon A pittance. How do they even live? npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon If they have any children those should be executed. And their grandchildren. Remove the evil bloodline from the world. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon That’s like so racist I’m literally shaking rn fr npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon but the loneliness … npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon wish I’d thought of that. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon Will No Kings 2 destroy Trump? npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon Well that wasn't due to climate change, then. Although it could still have been environmental. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon I feel like “previous show but a woman” is a good sign to not bother with something. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon The government has been shut down for two weeks. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon Well of course it's the white man's fault! They instill internalized white supremacy in minorities using methods. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/351/969/132/726/687/original/f4f7ee7e7f17d4a2.jpeg npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon "This is taken out of context." npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon Skelly in a jelly? npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon Got a really good evaluation on my recent project at work. This kind of thing always makes me uncomfortable. I’m unemployable so I know it’ll all go south soon. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon But what is war good for? npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon Am I stupid for believing there's no there there and Democrats are just being retards for harping on "Trump was an Epstein client" even though they didn't give a shit about Epstein for the past four years? If there WAS damning evidence about Trump then why didn't Biden or Harris use that to knock him out of the 2024 race? npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon My friends are all getting copies of Harris’s memoir, 107 Days. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon It is the most important human rights violation of the past 1,000 years, after all. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon When will society begin stigmatizing teachers the way that priests are? npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon October 1st is International Raccoon Appreciation Day! npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon oh yeah? How so? npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon Maybe it’s a TikTok thing. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon Hmm. Anti-ICE writing on the bullets. Definitely the work of MAGA. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon I was in the virtual draw in for a local artist group. Not ten minutes in and they were talking about “as a gay black man I’m worried to stay living in America now” and “I have lots of trans friends who are concerned about what the Republicans will do next.” I just wanted some people I could talk about drawing raccoons with. Why can’t these faggots forego their victimization fetish for one night? npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon This Stephen Miller guy? Not familiar with him. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon Just another historical event they've made meaningless by comparing everything they don't like to it. When I hung out with the atheists they said the unsupported rumors that LGBT people were committing suicide en masse when Trump was first elected president was "America's Kristallnacht." npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon I made the mistake of reading the Denver reddit again. It's so weird seeing this lot criticize Charlie Kirk memorials ("why build a tribute to a hate monger?") when they lionized a career criminal who died while passing counterfeit money and trafficking drugs. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon I’m reminded how the actress Rachel Zegler, after Trump won re-election in 2024, said that him and his supporters should know no peace. Well this is what that looks like. And Republicans are still being better people about it because they’re at least punishing others for acting poorly (saying someone deserved to die) instead of committing the sin of thinking differently. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon I'm sure George Floyd wouldn't be political. What would you put in a Floyd Latte, anyway? Probably a lot of cinnamon. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon What kind of person sees a man get murdered in front of him and immediately thinks “what can I do to help the killer?” https://www.thedailybeast.com/man-who-claimed-to-be-charlie-kirks-killer-is-charged/ npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon only one kind of speech should be free according to these assholes. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon I’m still not sure it isn’t parody. If you’d told me to write an exchange between a liberal white woman and her brainwashed daughters I’d come up with something this insipid. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon Democrats are determined to prove that gun violence needs to be stopped by engaging in as much gun violence as they can. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon “This is what happens when you let good cops be cops.” I don’t think you want to crow about your W here, Patel. You retards were going nowhere until the killer’s family turned him in. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon So were the Nazis socialists? I know their party name was “National Socialists” but liberals always say “they weren’t actual socialists.” Is that accurate or is it accurate in the way that “there’s never been a socialist country?” npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon I can’t wait for the wave of 10/10 reviews from people who haven’t read it despite selling a billion copies. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon Of the four animals shown on this poster, one does not appear in the documentary. And it was the one I wanted to see. 0/10 movie npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon what about when I’m driving in my car by myself? npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon What options are there? They know the trans got the gun legally. So what are they going to do? Profiling to deny otherwise legal purchases? npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon I am happy to report that my vacation was successful and I saw raccoons at the Alpine Inn in Omaha, NE last night. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon What? npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon https://notthebee.com/article/a-potential-active-shooter-at-the-university-of-south-carolina-turned-out-to-be-a-student-carrying-an-umbrella npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon do they have wieners like nfl cheerleaders? npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon Antisemitism or just racism? Because I HAVE been told that it's racist for me to insist people should exercise fiscal responsibility. Even though I'm pretty sure poor white people exist. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon Which explains the state of lefty “art,” which is downright preachy. Or lefty memes, which tend to be overly wordy. They never want to just explore ideas. They want to ensure the audience has no wriggle room to reach an unapproved conclusion. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/074/165/872/398/399/original/86b0b7c6be73fabd.jpeg npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon We need common sense butt control! Spandex is a privilege, not a right! npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon Reminds me of those retarded Ancestry.com commercials where people would say things like “my great grandmother owned a flower shop in Italy before coming to the states. I guess that’s where my entrepreneurial spirit comes from!” No, that’s not how that shit works. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon Yeah that sounds about right. I’m sure Obama made some retarded speech about how George Floyd was a pillar of all communities because he threatened to shoot a pregnant woman in the baby. Liberals like dead babies, anyway, so that would make sense for them. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon JFC it's questionable for him to have had a statue in Minneapolis but DC? Really? npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon Oh hey I just got a fruity pebbles beer. https://untappd.com/b/450-north-brewing-company-slushy-xxxl-yabba-dabba-gold/6319966 npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon FUCK! That works even better. Do a series of cans with Sweeney on them and have a campaign to “get ahold of Sydney’s cans.” npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon I don’t see how this could work. At least pick a different actress or model. But so nakedly aping American Eagles’ campaign would just come off as pathetic. Plus, half the reason their campaign has garnered so much attention was the jeans/genes schtick which pissed off the left. A company that thought trannies would sell product is not going to make such a drastic shift. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon https://thehighwire.com/news/beyond-meat-faces-chapter-11-bankruptcy-as-plant-based-meat-market-collapses/ npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon We need common sense sandwich control. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon you ever piss in that stream? npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon Why would someone fake being autistic? Fake being a chad or something. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon DO YOU WANT BROKEN LEGS? npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon I knew so many people who were all in on the Russia hoax. ANYTHING Trump did during his first term they’d immediately pounce with a comment on Facebook about “this is just to distract from Russia collusion.” I was out drinking with one and he went off about how Russia influenced with that, what was it, $100k in ads on Facebook? I questioned how a small amount could interfere with the billions spent on campaigns and he said Russia know how to target ads PERFECTLY. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon Recently I wanted to make veal parmigiana and was surprised to find that veal cutlets apparently just aren't a thing. I tried three supermarkets, a standalone butcher shop, and a farmer's market looking for them. Oh well. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon So now is when liberals insist that DC is just fine as it is, safest city in the world, and Trump is just being a despot. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon Well yeah but you see the party flip. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon It's fun nonsense but after a while you've heard it all and the fact Jim never challenges anyone on their bullshit can get a little grating. Nonetheless I've listened to this consistently since, what, 2008? Meanwhile Skeptic's Guide to the Universe, which I started listening to around the same time and am more ideologically aligned with ... I gave up those insufferable asswipes back in 2020. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon He actually shouts out Adam Curry as the inventor of podcasting and for being a great podcaster and inspiration. He even name drops No Agenda. (There’s also a mention of Leo Laporte, but that guy’s a fag.) It’s funny, I’ve been listening to this guy’s show longer than I have No Agenda. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon I propose that #birdgang have a hazing ritual where a member eats a bug and then regurgitates it into the new member's mouth, like a mama bird feeding her hatchling. You don't need to do it, since you're grandfathered in. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon A true #birdgang member would eat ze bugs since that's what birds do. Are you a poser? npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon Oh god. I’m laughing so hard that I peed a little. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon Feeling better. Might actually try a dinner tonight. Whatever I cook I probably won't finish, so what should I fail to eat? npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon Although i do have to admit I’m a little jealous. They got to shit their opinions all day every day with impunity while I know that if I say something controversial like “a country should control its immigration” I’ll get fired. (You know, even though every country does control its immigration. For some reason the U.S. gets vilified for it, though.) npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon “We’ll go with this cover photo for the audit report. It’s got a glimpse of the American flag on it! What could be wrong with that?” npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon “You should go to the doctor!” It’s a cold, you stupid bitch. You’re not supposed to go to the doctor for every sniffle. Where did this retarded mentality come from? Also, is it wrong for me to think of my mom as a stupid, retarded bitch for suggesting I go to the doctor? npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon I hadn't considered it was an act of charity! npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon Oh wait there have been THREE dildoes thrown at WNBA games? My god. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon People ruin society. npub1pa4gd3jsdfgvm5hs5ygcfqrcey7tcrd0kmfgztp88jccz8zfuyysr65rm5 radraccoon At least I’m no longer freezing despite it being 100 degrees out and not having the air conditioning on. Maybe I’m through the worst of this cold. 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